#alfred is an expert on emo phases

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bruce wayne is so unserious to me. like this man has the word “bat” in front of every word. he makes himself little batarangs and batboots and has a bat signal that he shows up for. he sits in his batcave and makes himself cute little bat accessories for his little bat suit. his utility belt is basically a fanny pack. he stands in dark corners and says shit like “i am vengeance” “i am the night” unironically. he has a clan of bat children. he’s just such a fucking loser i love him.

#i genuinely find him so funny #alfred is an expert on emo phases #has probably had to convince him multiple times to get out of the bat suit and take a shower #bruce thinks the greasy hair look is cool #very dark and cool #luna speaks #bruce wayne #dc #batman