#ah you know when u look back at the times you were gonna kill urself and wish you just fucking did
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insane that i’m the biggest disappointment of a child for smoking weed but the child that’s emotionally abusive is fine
#i??? do not understand my parents#like ok yes it is bad that my room smells of weed and is messy#but!#feels real fucking weird that my mum gets more upset with me about that than my sister being the literal devil incarnate#and not in a fun way#like dinner last night i literally did not say a single word bc me. just speaking. apparently triggers izzy and i think i literally just#acknowledged a joke being made and she started her whole. you need to leave. get out. you’re the problem. everyone hates you. shtick#and my mums response is can you just be nice to each other#???????????#GIRL I DIDNT DO A FUCKING THING#I KNOW YOU DONT LIKE CONFLICT AND THE CONFLICT APpArENtLy ONLY OCCURS WHEN IM PRESENT#(it doesn’t. she’s even worse to my mum but mum never. fucking does anything about it#which yeah i do get bc defending urself or literally just saying or reacting in anyway than what The Devil wants you to ends up a mess)#but maybe use two fucking braincells and realise i’m not the worst one here??#i’m actually gonna go insane#also it’s like. lowkey so funny that mums disappointed bc she thinks i haven’t been smoking for months#which i have!! u just haven’t fuckin realised it bestie!! so maybe the reason i am being depressed and useless rn is related to uhh the#fucking demon that’s living in the house again???#not because weed is so evil and brain rotting??#also like i do completely get how silly of me it is to blame everything on my sister when i am aware that my mum hates me smoking weed and#i shouldn’t get a free pass just because my sister is worse than me#but also.#i would like a free pass:(#basically! i should move out lol#but unfortuately i have spent all of my savings#can’t wait to spend 12 hours in the car with all of them tomorrow!!#ah you know when u look back at the times you were gonna kill urself and wish you just fucking did#vent post
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I saw your posts asking for ideas and I was thinking what If you wrote something about you being Bams younger sister and filing cky coz April doesn’t want you to get hurt and you have like secret relationship with Dico or Ryan
DICO/MARGERA!READER
thank u so much for the suggestion!!! im gonna do it for dico this time bc one, theres no fanfics of this silly dude and two, i havent written abt dico in SOOOO long. this ones for the dico lovers out there love yall, a dying breed🫡
WARNINGS: dangerous stuff, fluff, bran being bran yk
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being bams younger sister has its ups and downs
bam as a brother is A NIGHTMARE
hes just such a dick
making fun of u, annoying u and being the “younger brother” type character bc hes just like that
u were 2 years older than him
so when u started kinda liking his life long friend, “dico”
it was kinda awkward bc u yk, hes ur brothers best friend
one night, u were just chilling at the house alone
ape and phil went out, bam was probably out skating somewhere and jess had band practice so having a empty house all to urself?? hell yea!
as u sit on ur couch, just watching some stupid ass movie thats on someone knocks at ur door
when u answer it, its Brandon dicamillo himself (dico)
“hey, uh is bam around?” he asks looking kinda nervous
“nah, i thought he was put filming with u, but its 9:00 he should be back soon.”
“ah ok, ill just wait in my car till he gets here then, thanks.” he smiles at u
“come on bran dont be a stranger! i’m m just watching a movie just wait inside till he gets back.”
you held the door open for him and he walks in and plops down on ur couch
in your spot.
“asshole what the fuck thats my spot”
“didnt see ur name on it.” he says smirking “also what kinda horse shit are u watching? let me show u some real funny shit.”
dico then proceeds to put on an old western movie
“what the fuck dicamillo??”
“what??! this shit is so funny watch this.” he says pointing to the tv as some guy dressed as a cowboy gets shot on screen
the acting was terrible yes, but the way dico was hysterical laughing at it kinda made u smile
his laugh, his interests, just his goofy personality made ur heart flutter
u didn’t realize that u had been staring into this mans whole soul for ten mins until he turns to u and smiles
“may i help u?” he says kinda chuckling
“oh, uh sorry..” u say blushing and kinda turning away
the silence that took place after could have killed u right then and there
until he turns to u
“hey uh.. ive been actually meaning to talk to u about something…” he says, that nervousness kinda coming back from before
u nod ur head as he starts to confess to u
“listen, i know ur my best friends older sister and this is kinda weird but… ever since i met u, i thought u were so cool! i wouldnt have expected u to like masters of the universe and filming bits as much as do…”
“yea, i can see how u couldnt have seen that coming bc of my brothers”
“yea, but anyways, ive always kinda…been into u, im super sorry if this is weird i didnt mean to make it like that i just think..”
u smile, did fucking brandon dicamillo just confess his love for u ??
“bran..”
he turns to u
“i feel the same way, ive always had i just didnt wanna make things awkward if u didnt.” u smiled at him and scooted closer to him on the couch
“really?!?” he said in shock
“mhm, i like you… like A LOT”
u move in closer and you two end up making out on ur couch
after that day u both agreed to date without anyone knowing
yea it was suspicious when u two wouldnt be able to film or hang out at the same time on the same day but the guys kinda brushed it off
u two went of secret little dates
dico would surprise u ALL the time with cute date spots
random cat cafes, parks, family ran restaurants, he just found little cute places in westchester to take u to, and u LOVED IT
when bam realized u obviously were seeing someone bc u were WAYYY to happy, u decided to snoop
going through u room he ended up finding one of dicos shirts hidden under ur bed
thats when bam decides to confront u about it……
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might make some type of part two to this but it depends if yall want it or not, hope u enjoyed! also please keep sending in requests i love them sm !! yall are so creative i love it sm
#DICO NEEDS MORE LOVE!!!#made this for my bestie#love u bestie hope u enjoy#hes so silly i need to write for him more#SEND IN DICO REQUESTS PLEASEEEEE!!!!!#jackass#cky crew#cky x reader#brandon dicamillo#cky4#cky2k#dico cky#cky3#brandon dicamillo x reader#cky clip
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| 🍒 CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB! 🍒 | [CHAPTER 5]
pairing; dom!seungcheol x camgirl!reader
this chapter’s notes; camshow, use of toys(sybian), squirting, the long awaited chapter 5 😳💕 do they finally meet?!?!?!?! hehehehehehe also sorry for not being able to post this yesterday, had a busy week and when I tell ya I woke up at 3pm today 😗 💕💕💕💕 as always, thank you so much for your continued interest!! I'm already writing ch 6 and im SOOOO EXCITEDDDD hHEHEHEHEEHEH 💕💕💕💕💕 HAVE A GREAT REST OF YOUR WEEKENDS! 🍒
chapters; 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - ?
“You guys! I--you have to see this!”
You can’t wipe the smile off of your face when you shimmy to the side, excitedly showing off the new gift that Seungcheol had sent in the mail.
sleepy_wonu: holy hell
universe_WZ: that mustve costed hella
alphagyu97: nothin like feelin extra poor amirite lads
angelhan: it was only a matter of time before dom.cheol was untouchable lol
You giggle slightly as you adjust the camera so that you and your new sybian are in frame. “Hey~ Don’t say that!! Y’know it’s not the amount of money you spend on me… I’m glad you guys are always here with me~” The sound of coins clinking goes off in the back as you read a few more comments.
dom.cheol: well princess, don’t u wanna show them how you use your new toy? ;)
tangerine_kwan: fuck i bet it can get u to cum so fuckin fast
hoshi_tiger_xx: yessss
dom.cheol has donated $100
hoshi_tiger_xx has donated $50
“Hmm~ How many times do you think I can cum with this? Oh! Why don’t we do this~” You pause, sliding your wet panties down your legs before tossing the material to the side. You grin, swinging a leg over the toy until you’re straddling it. “Rapid fire question! Whoever guesses the right amount of orgasms I can take before I call quits… Wins a special unreleased photoset of me! Go!”
dom.cheol: 5
universe_WZ: 4
sleepy_wonu: 6
angelhan: 3
artist8hao: 5
alphagyu97: everyone took all the good numbers already!!! 7!!!!!
gentleman_josh95: DMAN IT 3
tangerine_kwan: 8, fuck
kitty_junjun: ugh i was gonna say 4!!!!
xcaliburDK: i was gonna say 5!!!!
therealchan99: 2? thats so low tho….
chwenon: as if anyone is gonna say 1, lmao. Uh 6…. If sleepy_wonu happens to disappear
hoshi_tiger_xx: im gonna say 10, but… seems… risky
Reaching for the remote, you situate yourself until the raised part of the toy sits directly on your clit. A shiver runs up your spine at the feeling; already excited for what’s in store. “Um, to be fair I haven’t tried it myself yet so I’m not sure either... Hehe, but I guess we’ll find out together, huh?”
Gulping, you set the sybian to its lowest setting, the air getting knocked out of your lungs immediately as your body lurches forward. “H--holy shit!” The vibrations are already harsh on the lowest setting; your fingers gripping the remote tightly as you try to adjust to the feeling. “O--oh my g-god, I--”
dom.cheol: aww can ur cute lil clit take it?
xcaliburDK: maybe one of the lower numbers was right lol…
The moans spill freely from your lips, garbled noises getting lost in the mix when you start to grind against the vibration. “Fuck, it--it feels suh--so good, hah, already feel like ‘m gonna cum…” You whine, already getting lost in the pleasure. For a second, you’re tempted to raise the vibration intensity but you hold back, letting your wetness coat the toy as you continue to grind down onto it. The sound of donations and comments sound fuzzy to your ears; only the sound of the sybian buzzing reminding you that the camera was still even on.
“Ngh, g-god, I’m--I’m gonna cum!”
tangerine_kwan has donated $75
xcaliburDK has donated $50
dom.cheol has donated $200
dom.cheol: cmon, lets see that pretty pussy cum
Your legs shake as you cum, only a squeak coming out of your mouth as you lurch forward atop the toy. The grip you have on the remote loosens while simultaneously trying to turn it off in the midst of your orgasm.
dom.cheol: awww cumming so hard on the first setting? Cute
therealchan99: lol baby is in trouble now
angelhan: maybe 3 was right lmao
“I--a-ah, fu--fuck!” You cry, shaky fingers finally managing to shut the toy off. Your body immediately untenses; chest heaving with how sensitive you already were and it had only been your first orgasm and the lowest setting of the toy. “O-oh my g-god, I--I didn’t know i-it was that s-strong…” You mumble, body buzzing with the remnants of your orgasm.
sleepy_wonu: well mr dom.cheol did pay top dollar
gentleman_josh95: imagine if u had this for yesterdays show lol
“Oh god, if--if I had this for yesterday’s show, I would’ve been too boneless to do today’s show!” You laugh airily, slowly grinding against the toy already. “It feels really nice though… I’m already super curious about how strong the other settings are…” Trailing off, you reach for the remote again, throat dry as you fiddle with the knob.
kitty_junjun: what if u set it to the max setting
chwenon: idk if her cute lil body could take it
dom.cheol: its okay baby, take ur time. I wanna see how sensitive that pussy of yours can get
“But ‘m already so sensitive~ I dunno how much more I can take~” You tease, biting your lip when all the comments flooding the chat are words of encouragement.
You knew when you started camming that it’d be no easy job. Building up your fanbase and subscriber count had taken you months upon months to even get within the thousands and camming was physically exhausting. Some days your viewer counts were low and some days they were above average and sometimes you didn’t make as much in one show than another.
tangerine_kwan: was therealchan99 right with 2 then? Heh
therealchan99: finally FINALLY ITS MY TIME TO SHINE
Giggling, you slowly start turning the knob; body twitching when the vibrations kick in at full force.
Seungcheol watches in amazement at the way your body jerks atop the machine.
He can see the way your legs twitch unbearably when you cum for the third time; your brows furrowed at the intensity of the vibrations and your taut body when you can barely manage to turn the machine off.
Licking his lips, he slowly thrusts up into his closed palm, spreading the precum down his shaft as he watches you catch your breath.
“I--ngh, fuh--fuck, I---I don’t--don’t know if I--I can cum a-again…”
Seungcheol moans at your breathy whimpers; the arousal in his body pooling up quickly when he sees the fucked out expression in your eyes. His eyes flit to the wetness that coats the silicone portion of the toy, smirking when he realizes how much you really seemed to enjoy the gift he’d gotten you.
Mentally patting himself on the back, he praises himself for making the right decision.
angelhan: please tlel me im the winner im begging
universe_WZ: NO
dom.cheol: is the princess tired already? ;)
You catch your breath, not wanting to give up despite how fuzzy your head was getting and how much your body was buzzing. “I dunno… We still haven’t tried the last setting, you guys… And I’m just so curious...” You whisper, hazy eyes staring into the camera.
hoshi_tiger_xx: god u look so pretty like this, all fucked out
artis8hao: right? fuck, id kill to be that guy who can get u off like this
xcaliburDK: goddamn same
The sound of coins clinking mixes with the ringing in your ears; fingertips already on the knob of the remote.
You take a deep breath, letting the adrenaline kick in as you quickly set the knob to the highest setting, a high pitched cry spilling from your lips when you let go of the remote in favor of holding onto the machine instead. Grinding down onto it, you meet the toy's harsh vibrations as it quickly forces another orgasm out of you in the matter of seconds.
Choked cries spill from your lips as your entire body tenses up; body twitching uncontrollably as you cum for the fourth time. You lean back with whatever energy you have left, bracing yourself on the back of the toy as you relieve your swollen clit of the buzzing machine. Your orgasm refuses to stop and you can already tell how obscenely wet everything’s gotten when your head starts to clear.
alphagyu97: fuck you squirted all over the toy baby
universe_WZ: fuck fucki fuck
universe_WZ: wait did i winf kjfhdsjk
You shakily slide off of the machine, resting on your side as the machine still buzzes with life next to you. Your entire body won’t stop shaking, head muddled as you fight the urge to shut your eyes and sleep for the next 5 days. “I’m--I--” You whimper, still feeling the phantom vibrations between your legs.
“I--ho--holy fuck, I, w-wow, I--I don’t--that--I’m, I’m just… wow.”
dom.cheol has donated $400
dom.cheol: knew you’d like it ;)
universe_WZ: THAT MEANS I WON
universe_WZ has donated $150
angelhan has donated $150
therealchan99: well, at least some of us got close
hoshi_tiger_xx: fuckin speak for urself man i said /10/
You end the show after letting ‘universe_WZ’ know you’ll contact him soon, shutting your eyes as you lay on your soiled sheets.
You can still feel your fingertips twitching when your eyes slide shut, chest heaving in deep breaths as you try to relax yourself, momentarily cursing yourself for pushing your body too far for tonight’s show.
Groaning, you reach for your phone, the screen lighting up with a text from Seungcheol, a simple ‘don’t forget to drink water ;)’ in your notifications and you can’t help but pout.
Seungcheol was nice, almost too nice. Definitely not in a murderer kinda way though, you think.
He bought you expensive gifts and never asked for anything in return which made you feel bad sometimes. And while the donations and tips you’d made through your camshows was enough to get by with, Seungcheol’s generous donations helped you always make your rent and bills on time without worrying if you’d have enough or not.
You quickly text him back with a smile on your face; hoping that he’ll like what you had to offer.
Seungcheol feels the exact same way he did when you first contacted him offering him a free show, except maybe ten times worse. At first, he’d been a little sad that he hadn’t won your quick little game but this made up for it 20-fold.
The six simple words read ‘want to meet up next friday?’, a small heart emoji next to the question and he’d almost thrown his phone when he read it, hands shakily responding with a simple ‘I’d love to.’ to make it seem like he was calm when he was most definitely not.
His immediate next order of business after replying was to text Namjoon despite how late into the night it already was, begging for the day off and offering to take any shifts or pay cuts in exchange for it.
All he needed was one day and he swore he’d never miss a day of work ever again.
Namjoon responds with a quick ‘sure, why not’, momentarily confusing him as to why his boss was awake while simultaneously sending Seungcheol into complete panic when he realizes he finally gets to meet you.
The week goes by extremely quickly to Seungcheol; his mood on a completely different level when he offers to pick up Yoongi’s Sunday shift without a complaint. He cleans up all the messes around the roller rink and even offers to do jobs that aren’t his which have Jeongguk raising a brow at the older male.
In the days that lead up to your meeting, Seungcheol looks up a few cafes that you might be interested in and even goes to get an STD exam, not that he’s expecting anything. Safety first, he says.
Your Wednesday show comes and goes, Seungcheol too excited to even get off when he watches you and he even donates an extra $600 at the end of the show; travel spending money, he offers.
And Thursday comes without a hitch and he all but skips to the employee backroom once his shift is over, humming a tune while he changes out of his uniform.
“Hey hyung, no offense, but are you okay?” Jeongguk rests against the locker next to Seungcheol’s open one, brow raised at the blue haired male that beams back at him. “I’m scared, why are you so… giddy. You even offered to take Yoongi-hyung’s weekend shift? What the hell was that about? I’ve never seen him that giddy either. Man, this place is getting weird, maybe I should quit...”
Seungcheol can’t help but laugh, patting Jeongguk on the shoulder before shutting his locker.
“I have an important meeting tomorrow, that’s all. And don’t quit, ‘cause who else is gonna give me free food.”
While the excitement had him since Saturday, now that it was finally Friday, he was downright nervous.
The two of you had agreed to meet at 2PM in front of the cafe that Seungcheol had picked out and you’d gotten a hotel in town to make it easier on yourself instead of trying to get back to your place too late. Seungcheol had offered to come pick you up, but you had politely declined; instead opting to meet him first before letting him do anything else for you.
And by nature, Seungcheol gets to the cafe 15 minutes early, fidgeting and continuously running his fingers through his hair as he patiently waits. He can feel his palms getting sweaty when he rubs them against his jeans, mentally trying to keep calm and his head floods with all sorts of thoughts; mainly, how he even got into this position with you in the first place. And he gets so distracted that he doesn’t realize you’d be standing watching him zone out for the last 5 minutes.
“Wow, not sure what’s got you so focused but you’re standing so still!”
Seungcheol hears your cute airy laugh that follows, a cherry blush on his cheeks when his eyes meet your smiling face. “I--oh my god…” He whispers, taking in your appearance.
He feels his face buzzing, fingers twitching when he sees you in a cute simple sundress. “W-wow, you--you’re just… so beautiful. I mean, you’re beautiful on cam too but just, wow, in person? Incredible.” The blush reaches his ears when he realizes he’s rambling, a nervous laugh spilling out of his lips.
“S--sorry, I, uh, usually I’m more chill than this but y’know…” He trails off, to which you nod. You step closer to Seungcheol and he gets a hint of your sweet smelling perfume, mentally groaning when your cute eyes peer up into his.
“That’s okay! I totally understand~ I’m kinda nervous myself too, to be honest…” You pause, a pink blush coating your own cheeks. “But let’s talk over some food, huh?”
Seungcheol doesn’t want to pry, but he’s not sure if he should address you as ‘Cherry’ in person, or if he should avoid calling you by anything at all.
He watches as you go through the cafe’s menu, biting the inside of his cheek as he itches to ask.
“‘Cheol… I can feel you staring, y’know.. Penny for your thoughts?” You ask, concerned eyes meeting his nervous ones.
“I just-- Sorry, I didn’t mean to be awkward, I just was wondering how I should address you in person? I don’t want to overstep my bounds, I know you don’t put your real name out there so…”
You place your menu down, closing it before leaning on your palms atop the small table. Seungcheol is cute, too cute, you think. You knew this would be a question when the two of you eventually met and you had given yourself the time to get used to the idea that he’d know your real name.
He eyes hyperfocus on your glossy lips, watching as you say your name for him for the first time.
Seungcheol’s heart threatens to beat out of his chest when he hears it; repeating it over and over in his head before he says it out loud.
“Wow, it sounds nice when it’s you saying it~” You tease, leaning back in your chair. “I don’t mind if you call me by my name, by the way! The pet names are cute but maybe we should keep that to the bedroom~” You end in a whisper, winking at the male.
Fuck, he thinks, just as his cock throbs at your comment. He really wishes you wouldn’t say things like that because he’s weak and he knows it, especially when it comes to you. “Okay, cool! Yeah, sorry, I just---I didn’t want to overstep, I know you don’t really let that be public information.”
“Of course! And thank you, I really can’t tell you how much you’ve done for me. I really… really wouldn’t be able to do all the things that I do if it weren’t for your constant support.”
You want to say more, but the waiter comes to take your orders, cutting you off until he leaves again.
“By the way…” Seungcheol looks at you with curious eyes, lips puckered around his drink straw. “Tell me about yourself, ‘Cheollie! I feel like we didn’t really get to talk that one time!”
He swallows the water in his mouth, licking his dry lips. Here goes nothing, he thinks.
“I swear, and please don’t think I’m a loser, but I--I work at a roller rink. It’s really not cool, I’m not some high paid CEO or whatever, I--I just, I work hard?” Seungcheol chuckles, running a hand through his hair as he waits for your reply.
“Wait, that’s so cool! Oh my gosh, I kinda wanna go!”
The surprise washes over Seungcheol, eyes wide as saucers when he hears you saying you’d want to visit his workplace. “Wuh---wait, seriously!?”
“Yeah! It’s kinda, like, retro! I haven’t been to one since I was a kid!” He quickly offers to bring you to the roller rink on Sunday so you could have somewhere to hang out while you were in town.
“And sadly, I took a shift on Sunday so you can hang with me while I work.”
Seungcheol grins, watching as you jokingly roll your eyes at him. “So you did it on purpose, huh…” The two of you share a laugh, glad that your first meeting seemed to be going okay so far.
“Well, I mean, if it makes you feel any better, my best friend works the concession stand so I’ll make sure to get you a free pair of skates and food whenever you want?”
“It’s a deal!”
The two of you continue to talk over your late lunch, Seungcheol telling you of the various work hijinks he’d gone through at his time working at the roller rink.
“Which, by the way, that morning show you did… Hope you know I holed up in the restroom for an entire hour for that ‘lil stunt.”
You can’t help the tears that fall from your eyes when you laugh, only feeling slightly bad for the blue haired male. “But I told you! Sometimes it’s just like that, y’know~” You tease back, heart blooming at the way you and Seungcheol got along.
In all honesty, there’d been something on your mind since you first sat down and you didn’t know when the right time to ask was, or if it was even appropriate.
The smile slips from your face as you bite the inside of your cheek in thought.
Seungcheol takes the bill from the waiter, slipping his card into the holder before you can even offer. But he notices the way your expression falls, noting the hesitance in your eyes when he looks at you from across the table.
“Are you okay? What’s wrong?” His voice is gentle, soft and caring when he leans over the table to make sure you’re alright.
“Yeah! Just---Can I ask you for a favor?”
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madch madch <3 hello love!
how are you my love :D YAY I'M SO HAPPY YOUR COLD IS GONE OMG!! Do you feel properly better now? the sleep nose cloggs is the worst, i'm super glad it's gone for you.
YES for a whole month - like it makes me miss summer holidays when i was a kid and you could take the time off like that. do you ever feel like you didn't appreciate that stuff like when you were a kid? like being able to have long sleeps and stuff or just running about the mall with no consequence? we really do have the same situation going on! i just want to be able to buy my mum a better house and a better car and nicer holidays and stuff? like that small stuff which sounds a bit boring but like, idk that means more to me than the overly flashy stuff? like i'd love to be a mum one day but seeing how much my mum does sometimes i'm like... IDK if I could hack it you know?
ah wow ok! my school i really get what you say about catholic guilt as it's super similar from my cultural influences as well? YES like, it's bad to think too well of yourself, or just that you shouldn't do it? or you're gonna end up inviting bad things if you do think too much of yourself? i get really confused about it sometimes. like - almost like there's a difference between self love and thinking too well of yourself? and i can appreciate myself without ever thinking i'm too good at something etc? does that make sense? idk i'm worried about self love it if means it makes my ego bad and over arrogant and all that stuff? I GET YOU tho - it is that line between contentment and like feeling yourself to the point it's ... ick? it's hard isn't it?
THAT FACT STEALING TOILET PAPER WAS YOU USING BAD LANGUAGE omg do you see what i mean you are just so so so so pure of heart and sweet and thank you for being so kind <3 are you looking forward to going back to uni in some ways? or is it all general *internal screaming*? remember you're mega and amazing <3
omg we literally had a HUGE HEARTWAVE to the point where I have so many bites everywhere - i'm glad you've had a bunch of sun but YAY TINY TINY SQUAD!!!!!!! I AM 5'1" so yay to us being tiny together <3 I am always the tiny one too! i used to hate it but i like my height more now - and like the fact i can fit into kids stuff on sale? or like shoe sizes not being a problem? but then sometimes the sizing is a bit weird like you said before! YOU GET IT WITH THE BF JEANS. It is a neverending quest RN. I've figured out the size I can really get for them but so few stores make it :/ we will see how this saga unfolds. do you lampshade a lot with clothes? i find i always end up doing that even if i don't mean to haha XD
OKAY SO JO MALONE I like the smell of pomegrante noir but IDK if I'd wear it but the lime and basil is another fave of mine. I just really really don't like musky smells I'm with you with the citrus! like, stuff that reminds me of summer and fresh stuff? musk makes me feel like i'm walking into like a noughties teen clothing store i just can't hasjdakshd. like i hate lynx smells? WHY DO BOYS WEAR IT?
AHHHH OMG ok mutual blue moon love YES HELLO <3 <3 <3 I ADORE lofi jazz garage I honestly die/simp for that sound. like they dabbled a bit more with those vibes in OOAK and that's why I loved the new album so much I guess? just so so so beautiful. i just wanna drown in like the sounds of moonlight and suggestions of other things by candlelight or long city drives? does that make sense? ugh LOVE IT. getting up in my feels here hahahajsdkhasda
YAY HI TO YOUR MOM <3 I hope she's having a beautiful beautiful day too and that's getting rest as well! never worry about getting back to me late, I know you're so busy and that's always okay, love you lots and lots <3 <3 <3
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MY BEST PAL <33 hello my sweet, how have u been doing these days? i know i must sound like a record on repeat, but i miss you all the days that i don't hear from you, i'm always thinking about how you are doing ;____;
but YES after like ,,,,,,2 and a half weeks of being sick with the cold i am FINALLY over it :') it's not so much the stuffy nose during the daytime that annoys me it was the freaking clogged nose at night for the love of GOD i hate breathing with my mouth open it's so gross ;___; and sore throats ......... honestly i wouldn't wish a sore throat on my worst enemy lol like i'd rather have the flu for 2 days than a sore throat for a whole week ldkfjsdkf i'm such a baby <3
about being on holiday as a kid LOL IT WAS !!!!! the absolute best time !!! i know at some point we need to be functioning human beings in society lol but honestly at the age of like 13 where ur too young to work but u can't drive yourself anywhere ?? it's the best time (besides the driving part lol) bc you literally do not have one ounce of responsibility it's so great ;____; it's good to work and help ppl but i miss that too ....... and about our experiences with our single moms !!! pls this is all i want for her lol ; like u said nothing overly flashy but once i'm established i would like for her to live comfortably without being at the hands of someone else so i wouldn't mind like buying her a nice apartment ;____; when she was younger she traveled all the time and once i was born she coudn't do that with me bc she simply didn't have the money so she's always telling me after i graduate we should take a little trip to europe or go out west :( i think that would be so great :(((
OH GOOD OLD CATHOLIC GUILT LOL listen ..... there are a lot of things that the catholic church has done in the past that i don't agree with at all and stuff but ;____; i'm still grateful in some aspects bc my moral compass is like . a super big part of my life and it guides me to lead me away from decisions that aren't the best for me lol and i'm really grateful again for my mom for sending me to catholic school all these years :') and i think it's good to have this sense of humbleness (i hate ppl that are so boastful about themselves like truly no one cares sdjfslkf) but i do agree that catholic guilt can sometimes be a hinderance like i keep on saying i wish i had at least one ounce of self dignity SDLKFJ idk like u said it's a fine line between being humble and having no self worth :') i guess at the end of the day u need ppl surrounding u who make u feel like u are worth something and that it's okay to think positively about urself <3
honestly babe no ,,,,,, i'm not looking forward to going back to my final year of uni at all ;____; i don't know when i got like this but nursing school has literally scarred me to the point where i'm so anxious to even finish this year :( the ICU, my preceptorship, exams, finding and landing a job successfully before i graduate ???? i want it to all be over with so quickly but i'm so nervous for the future ahead of me ;____; will i get to where i am meant to be ???? i'm going to sOB IM NOT READY FSKDJFDS .............................
YAY TINY SQUAD LOL SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS !!!!!!! everyone on here is like boo hoo i'm 5'3 and im like ?????? ur inching near normal height shut up ?? SDKFJ :') truly shopping is so hard literally u can kill pants every fitting u perfectly unless u hem them and omg ??? pls explain to me what lampshading is LOL I HAVE NEVER HEARD THAT TERM BEFORE ?? :o !!!!!!!!! but also yes almost all of my sneakers are kids shoes LOL JOKES ON TALL PPL WE CAN GET THEM FOR CHEAPER <3
and about jo malone !!!!!!!!!!! the lime and basil one i've had my eye on it omg !!!!!!! bc i love love the smell of basil :) i'm actually visiting my grandparents this weekend and we are going to the mall so i'm going to finally pick up a new scent !!! i've literally had the one i told u about for 2 years LOL but i also agree everyone loves musky scents for some reason but i don't lsdkfjs i feel like those heavy scents "weigh me down" ????? do u feel that way too? it's hard to explain :')
ALSO OMG OKAY you are my blue moon ride or die now <3 have never met a mbb yet who loves blue moon as much as i do LOL it's just *mwah* perfection ........... absolute perfection like it fits all moods its fresh its lowkey it's perfect and YES YES i felt heaven kinda had the same vibe ??? not so much the dark garage jazz sound but more of the light and airy garage jazz sound LKDFJS i know that sounds dumb but it's lighter and happier but has that same lofi sound i'm obsessed with <3
okay bubbie but YEAH mom and i are healthy now we are in good spirits and we are hanging in there !! again i'm sorry for getting back so late hun really i always want to respond right away but like i always say quality over any short answer hhhh <3 i hope u have a lovely rest of the week if i don't hear from u soon okay? always sending love and hugs xxxxxxxxx !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
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ah yeah i suppose ur right. yeah i think quarentine has had that sort of effect on a lot of people :( sorry to hear abt ur strict parents, hopefully ur friend will be able to come back soon. small outings (even with family) are still good tho, make sure ur taking care of urself toff.
youre totally right! ah yes thats good advice (/gen) ill try and use that when im in a slump ty. any music suggestions?
lol sames. even some of the stuff abt seungmin, innie etc is a little uncomfortable, like theyre grown ass men for sure, but at the same time, theyre still young, still just over being a teenager in the grand scheme of things. (on that note, i do struggle with worrying that im infantalising them, obviously theyre adults but at the same time, theyre still young. i do treat all fictional characters as my children, but i guess its different when its real people. idk. what do you think?) yeah some stans rlly need to take a chill pill, some are rlly walking the wire between 'ah theyre attractive/that look rlly suits them' and making fucking smut fics abt minors, like... they do not see a problem with that?? yeah tbh i feel like unless theyre 18 they shouldnt be put into the spotlight, weve seen what it does to peoples mental health, but modern day kpop industry is a lot like old hollywood with a lot of popular child actors -_- hopefully the big companies will learn but i agree, its unlikely
suuuuure toff haha. ill go searching for them, but idk if ill be able to find the fluff needle in the angst haystack (jkjk) yeah, fair i groan and complain but you do write angst etc rlly well, so if its what ur comfortable with, then pls continue, it is one of your strong suits, well as you write fluff aside
ah okay good! ill continue to send you essays then
THE ALBUM YES. so ive been looking forward to it for literally months, this is actually my first skz album release as a stay (since the last on was 9 months ago) i was sitting there hitting refresh on my spotify the second 6pm kst came around. (speaking of which, how did you do the release? i couldnt decide whether to watch or listen first but i ended up on listening cos there would be more material) okay: so cheese was super cool, very skz ya know? tho i almost wish theyd made domino the title track, tho obv it was a more experimental track and would have been a bit controversial (much like whistle for bp) i looooved domino and thunderous was absolutely impeccable. all the songs were amazing but standouts were- secrets, secrets which lowkey made me tear up idk why, red lights which almost killed me (it did not have to go that hard, but it did) and OT8 WOLFGANG omgggg i wasnt sure if hyunjin was going to be included in it but i was hoping and, ya know people had said hed be in there, but the further i got in, the less i was sure and then BAM hyunjin started what had been jisung's part and i just sat there grinning for about 5 minutes. surfin was absolutely adorable and gone away almost made me cry AGAIN. star lost was so touching, almost a nod to hyunjins little star? silent cry was relatable beyond anything. SSICK was funny? for some reason I was laughing while it was playing, idk the combination of added cheering and minhos aggressiveness and the totall seriousness they sung it. but i rlly enjoyed it. sorry i love you showcased their vocals like nothing else. the view is THE BOP of 2021, absolutely going to be stuck in my head for the next decade, that hook is genius. what did you think?
also did you watch their grow up performance? with all the stays and ALL THE TEARS? ;n; i feel like this is the end of an era of skz and tbh im kinda happy but also sad. super excited for their promotions but super bummed they wont get to tour. ah well
<3 w.a. 🐺
answer under the cut bc i gave an equally long answer to this already long ask HAJSH
oh yeah, abt quarantine having an effect. my friend and i talked about this earlier actually. i didn't realize the world was moving so fast until the pandemic happened. being in quarantine gave me time to think and i got to know myself more. it's just the sole good thing i got out of the isolation lmao. and abt my strict parents, ironically i got to go out today so i got to hang out with a few of my bestfriends. i had fun but my legs are a bit sore from walking. but they're a different set of friends. i'll get to hang out with the others when my getaway driver comes home in december.
hmm music recommendations for writing? depends on the plot you're writing. care to share what story you're working on and i'll try to rake my brain for a song that might match the vibe. i listen to classical / lo-fi if i don't have song inspo for a fic because lyrics sometimes distract me.
i don't think that's infantilizing tho. for me, it has something to do with my environment and the way i was raised. maybe it's the same the other way around? like this certain age (for the ones above 18 but below 20) is thirst-able for them. idk really. it's just not for me ?n? what i do NOT condone is writing smut for minors??? like get checked : D // i agree with everything with the idols being 18+ before they debut simply because it's for the best for their well-being like. how can young idols decide that this shit is the thing they want to do for life? or at least until their contracts last. idk :// it's unfortunate that it's unlikely to happen.
WELL. i have a list so you won't have to go search for them! in class (minho), in the rain (seungmin), gladius maximus (chan) and you've read five star already. and i just realized that most, if not all, of my upcoming fics are fluffs and i'm fond of all of them :D i used to focus a lot on angst because fluff disgusted the living shit out of me. i think things changed when i wrote champagne problems and hurt myself so bad i wanted to drop angst entirely. i didn't, of course, but i allowed myself to be self-indulgent now.
for the release of the album, i was on twt and watched the vid at 12 views (if i remember correctly, i watched back door at 14 so HASJH) i’m gonna talk by track so it wont be too confusing? bc i wrote this in paragraph format and it just ???? beware im very picky with tracks even if they’re my ults. so no offense if we have opposing opinions and i’m not fond of reading lyrics so these are all music wise.
cheese - oh god i hated cheese at first listen but it grew on me easily. i was singing the yeahyeahyeahyeah bit all day today :D
thunderous - i cant say that it’s my favorite title track. it felt really dry sometimes, both mv and music wise. but at the same time, it’s not that bad. the choreography carried the song tho o.O it’s so fucking cool. but like go live, another track has my heart and it’s
domino - AND YES I AGREE THAT THEY SHOULDVE MADE DOMINO TITLE TRACK UGHHHHH WHAT A WASTED FUCKING OPPORTUNITY. WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW FOND I AM OF THIS SONG. it stands close to the level i love easy.
ssick - was a skip on first listen too because i found the chorus underwhelming but it grew on me? not that much but i can bear listening to it.
the view - it’s something the gen public like, hence its something i dislike. im not fond of songs that are structured like this? it’s not a bad song, just not the type of song i like. but i agree that the hook is very not catchy but it would get stuck in ur head.
sorry, i love you - it’s not as sad as i expected but i actually like it??? i can’t wait to write a fic out of it (1) HAJSHAJ it’s like a 3/5 for me. it’s angsty but chill?
silent cry - i’m pissed at this song bc it hits but sometimes it doesn’t?@?#!? but it’s starting to grow on me but definitely not my fave track.
secret secret - glad i found a secret secret enthusiast because my irls thought it was a skip?$?#@$? it gives me ikon vibes and i’m a huge fan of ikon’s discog so this was a win for me T_T +
STAR LOST - gives me bigbang song vibes and now im very sad :(( in case u didnt know, i’m a hUGE yg fan and 2ne1/bigbang introduced me to kpop so when i heard this track that gave me yg feels i just <3___<3 and it’s one of my favorite tracks anw moving on,
red lights - I WANT TO SKIP THE FIRST TEN SECONDS OF RED LIGHTS EVERY TIME IT PLAYS LIKE IT MAKES ME FEEL AWKWARD KDSJFSK but fine. i’m adding this to props and mayhem’s playlist LMAO it’s more aggressive than sexc tho. more enemies to lovers o. O
surfin’ - this coming right after red lights just wasn’t the best decision arrangement wise because how did we go from ooh sexc to aigh pARTAY. felix saying sheesh T___T it’s such a fun song i want to go to the beach ;n; do you like beaches?
gone away - i have yet to read the lyrics because i’m using this as inspo for a jeongin fic jskjash it’s not the type of ballad i like but it’s so fucking sad to listen to :’ ) the pitch change caught me off guard? still does. it’ll grow on me prolly.
wolfgang - I YELLED WHEN I HEARD HYUNJIN IN WOLFGANG. i didn’t like this song until recently. it gives me the confidence boost i need to pick myself off self-esteem crashes.
and no i haven't watched that performance and i prolly wont because i’ll cry. i’m excited for the promotions too. do you think they’ll still have a repackage?? i cant fucking believe that i just finished waiting for 12am kst for skz teasers and now i have to look forward to 12am for nct 127??@?#? NOT A SINGLE DAY OF REST FOR THIS STAYZEN
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It's your Rebel's gifter! So I actually had to scrap two scenes because they didn't quite fit the prompt (they were mostly just angst, not enough fluff) but I'm almost done with the two new scenes! After that it's just two weeks of pure editing (and I will need every spare minute I have of those two weeks...) Totally on accident, but all these scenes take place during Season 1. What's your favorite episode from season 1?
ah wow im gonna be so #blessed by this fic i can feel it now
also ahhh season one is sO gooD i love it so much i can’t pick just one so here have an essay about my favorite season 1 eps (it got kind of long & rambly & a bit off topic, so it’s under the read more)
1. rise of the old masters
i lovE this episode. we’re still so early on in kanan and ezra’s relationship that it shows them struggling to figure out how they’ll fit together. i kind of wish we got a little more of the emotion behind their insecurities & the episode’s events, but it’s still so good. i can only imagine what kanan’s thinking between trying to teach ezra when he’s still basically a padawan and with the knowledge that they might have found another jedi who’s still alive (only to find out she’s dead, and i beT he kinda falls back into how he felt right after all the jedi were killed w/ order 66 woW im f i n e). and then when ezra is like on the edge of tears bc he thinks kanan doesn’t want him he kind of just yells “i don’t want anyone else, i want you!” and i DIE
2. out of darkness
it’s been a while since i watched this one, but there’s so much to love about it, between sabine trying to adjust to this new family dynamic and hera slowly getting more into the rebellion and sabine’s like minor teen angst™ bc she feels like kanan and hera don’t trust her enough to keep her in the loop. i wonder how those first few weeks with ezra went for her, with suddenly having 95% of kanan’s attention diverted to this new street rat they picked up. and then her and hera find themselves in a spot of trouble but they’re so good at working together and defending themselves and hera loves her art space daughter so much and that hot second where they think they won’t make it out woW so much
3. path of the jedi
honestly this episode is such a gift and it’s usually the first one i think about with season one like. wow. so so good. ezra’s trials against the vision of the inquisitor are so interesting like he hasn’t know kanan for very long but then suddenly this image of him dies and ezra’s like so. ugh. it hurts but it’s so good. aND THEN kanan with the inquisitor fucK ME that’s so gooD damn when he grabs the second lightsaber (i love jar’kai soO mucH) and then he’s fighting with a bluE AND a rEd one (i kind of wish that had more of a symbolic meaning in the show but alas it was still badass) and he’s basically like lol u aint gonna touch ezra, not while im alive and im SO emotional (also??? the inquisitor?? being a temple guard???? wtf dave????? where’s the explanation for thaT)
4. fire across the galaxy
(ok sidenote but also like. rebel resolve ending with hera saying mustafar is where the jedi go to die like excuse mE DAVE explain urself hoe)
while i usually think of path of the jedi first, if i had to just pick one season 1 episode, it would probably be fire across the galaxy bc wOW so many things happen like i think this is the first time we finally see the ghost fam working together cohesively and not fighting with each other and im so proud of them ughhh. also kanan wow @ tarkin & the grand inquisitor get away from my space dad and @ my treacherous brain lets noT wonder what kanan was thinking about to keep himself in line & like, sane im so hurt. and then ezra breaks him out and they run into the grand inquisitor and ezra gets hurt and falls off the gangway and kanan thinks hes dead and im alSO DEAD he’s so. alsdjfsdlf i can’t accurately express how i feel about how kanan goes fro 0 to 100 immediately and like. shit. the inquisitor stands nO chance wow fuck me up. anD THEN MY DAUGHTER AHSOKA like ok. the episode just kind of ends before we get to what could have been the reAL GOOD shit bc like. 1 - kanan and ahsoka def knew of each other at the temple and probs met a few times & kanan probably was aware of her trial and then her leaving so like. there’s that nice thought to consider, but also like. my guy just spent like days(? probably) being tortured by the empire & those little orbs don’t look like a good time and electrocution is not good?? so i will bet money that kanan just like. sees ahsoka and sees his family safe and just drops right off and doesn’t wake back up until he’s in the medbay (and also ezra like. should see a doctor too) (the wonderful brilliant amazing @inconocible did a v nice post-fatg fic & im working on one too bc i live for hurt/comfort anywaY)
yeah anyways i really love rebels and also season one has so much good shit in it that’s probably more than you wanted to know but i love so much
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Assassin!Seungcheol Pt 2 FINALE
THIS IS LONGER THAN WOLF!WONWOO BY 5 WORDS IM SCREAMING THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY LONGEST SCENARIO EVER!!!! bc i tagged her in part 1, im tagging @cheollies again bc she was one of the reasons why i was motivated ljdsfljdfl <3333 THANK YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR WONDERFUL FEEDBACK IM SO SORRY ITS LATE!!! THIS IS A WILD RIDE AGAIN!! ENJOY THE FINALE MY CHILDREN!!!! <333333
warnings: some violence, references to part 1, my tears and anguish from completing this
Part 1 | Part 2 (Finale)
Two months.
That’s how long it had been since you had contacted him
You sighed as you stirred your coffee
Yep, you guessed it, in the same cafe that all the workers know you on a first name basis
Why do I keep coming back here? You glumly chided yourself, your cheek resting on your palm
You check your phone for the twentieth time that hour, wishing to have at least some notification about his whereabouts
Even if it’s something like “hey i’m safe and don’t look for me”
Bc all you need is just some validation that he’s okay,,,, but nothing. No texts, no calls, no “accidental” video calls, no “hey loser where are you” to check in where you are,,,, all you get is a black screen
Even though you practically have your lockscreen ingrained in your head from the amount of times you’ve seen it, you still can’t help but choke up a little
A blurry candid of seungcheol holding out his hand about to smear you with his ice cream mockingly stares back at you
You shake your head and get up your seat as you pack your things
You’re done. You’re done waiting. You gave him two whole freaking months, an entire 60 days. Sulking around waiting for someone to come back to you isn’t your forte.
And that will end today, you resolutely nod to yourself and start heading out the door.
“You what?!”
He sighs and holds his hand up, “Please. Don’t yell. It’s early.” He reaches his hand out for a biscuit
“How can you even nonchalantly eat breakfast right now??! Do you even understand what you’ve done?!” Joshua smacks his hand, dropping the biscuit
“Um hEY--”
“You made it this far without him suspecting anything, which is a major surprise and accomplishment. But it will bite you in the butt sooner or later, Cheols.” He briefly flinches at the name but Joshua is just prESSING the issue
“He’s gonna kill you. Not only you but probably her too. This is way too dangerous!”
“jOSHUA! Please! I know what I did, and I absolutely have no regrets.” He shakes his head, a faraway gaze in his eyes. “I’ve killed many people before, but I at least knew the gist of why I was. But she,,,, she’s just a pawn in my dad’s game,,, completely useless”
Joshua leans back in his chair and blinks slowly
“You love her. Don’t you,” he says more as a statement than an inquiry
He takes his silence as a definite answer and rubs his forehead. “Seungcheol…”
“Look, he’s been giving me regular jobs to do, you know the usual. He hasn’t caught on… yet… And he has much bigger things to worry about.”
“That doesn’t mean he’s not keeping tabs!”
He sighs, ready to cut off the conversation. “We’re done here--”
And there he sees
He freezes, the only thing moving is his eyes on someone’s figure
You walk down the street taking in the bustling city view
Your eyes flicker to a table outside a store a few blocks ahead
You stop and squint your eyes. That wasn’t… was it?
You rub your eyes but by then the two people sitting there disappeared
You shake your head and continue walking, completely convinced you’re getting delirious by the second
You finally disappear out of sight and only then does seungcheol let out a breath he didn’t know he was holding
“Dude,,,, you have to tell her at some point”
“I know… I know.”
You barge and storm in the office with your arms folded
“I need to find someone.”
Your father looks up from his paperwork, his glasses perched on the bridge of his nose
“Y/N… can this wait?”
“I have been for two months and I’m sick of it. I need you to hire someone to help me find them”
“Sweetie, I’m really busy--”
“Dad….. Dad please. I have to. I need to.”
“....fine. I’ll have my assistant deal with it”
And you’re like yES OMG ILY THANKS POPS
He tells you to go to his assistant’s office a little ways down the hall where you’re greeted by the typical warm person
“Hello, Ms. Y/N, I haven’t seen you in a while!”
“Hi jeonghan!!! Look I really need you to find someone asap”
“Ah, yes, your father just notified me about that just now,,,, well I’ll do my best to search for someone in our team. Give me until the end of the day today?”
And you’re like oh my god he’s willing to put this fIRST :’)))))
“Omg that’s actually really fast,,, don’t you have more important things to do? I can wait a few days if that’s the case,,,,”
“No no! Ahah it’s fine you just hang on tight, I will definitely get back to you shortly!”
You’re like oH MY GOD YAY JEONGHAN U ARE SO NICE AND THE BEST NO ONE CAN COMPARE and you promptly hug him before leaving
“Yeah,,,, nice,,, that’s all I’ll ever be,” he wistfully smiles and lets out a small sigh
You come back to the office later that night and Jeonghan is like i found one of our best investigators/hackers!!!!
You’re like omg aju nICE
You and the woman walk to her “headquarters,” is what she calls them when it's just the room she works in lmao
The moment you both get settled you make it crystal clear
“Choi Seungcheol.”
And obviously you tell her a little more about him lmao
All you can see is her fingers flying over the keyboard and tons of files filling the screen
She spends a few more minutes digging but she’s like sorry babe none of them fit your description
And you’re like that can’t be right,,,,,
“Can you check the surveillance cameras? On streets and stuff?”
You tell her the date, time, and location of when you last saw him and she dives into another search party
“hmmm -- i foUND SOMETHING”
You see when he kisses you and you have to shield your eyes away from the impact,,,, your chest suddenly feels heavier
She senses this and gently places her hand on top of yours
“,,,,I’m sorry. We’ll find him”
She follows the cameras once he heads home and she’s like ok well looks like he’s staying in this beat up motel
She reviews cams even up to present day and still sees him leaving and entering the building and you’re like ok i’m sold and start to get up
She puts a hand on your arm and is like uh wait honey you aren’t going alone
“Well who else is gonna go??”
“Me. I was physically trained sufficiently enough for a bodyguard position, so don’t sweat”
She stands up and starts rummaging through her makeshift closet to pull out 2 bulletproof vests
You look at her stunned before breaking out in a grin
“I’m game.”
“You went back on my orders? Do you know what position you’re in?!” He barks
Seungcheol trains his eyes on the floor and numbly responds, “I didn’t think there was a reason to kill an innocent person who has no involvement in this business. It’s her father, no?”
His dad sighs and rubs his temples. “Son, you follow. I command. I guess you’ll just have to face the consequences for not obeying me, your own father… Tsk,” he distastefully clucks his tongue. “You actually thought I didn’t know this entire time. I knew you didn’t kill her that night of your romantic doings”
“I know,,, It just happened,,,, I had to do it to get her to trust me” stop lying to urself cheols smh we and mr choi all know ur whipped
“Just please leave her alone.”
His icy chuckle sends shivers down Seungcheol’s spine for the first time
“Ohoho,,, you thought you were the one in trouble?”
Seungcheol looks up at him with his eyes narrowed in confusion
And then they narrow in fury
“You wouldn’t.”
“Oh, but I most certainly would.” does anyone get the reference lmao #tb to part 1
“What did you dO TO HER”
“Guess you’ll both find out. Shall we?”
“This,,,, is where he’s staying at?”
You look at the paint peeling off the sign “Stay Inn”
The hinges of the battered doors are about to come off
Two streetlamps flicker lazily, yellow light pathetically illuminating the parking lot
“The footage doesn’t lie,” she says as she takes a look around. “Room 114, let’s go”
You and her cautiously creep up in front of the door and then kick it wide open
“....No one’s here.” And you can’t help but feel a lil disappointed :((
Both of you are looking around his room for any sort of clues but it looks like any (less than) average hotel room with clothes scattered everywhere and plastic plates littered around the table
Eventually you both ditch the place and you’re about to call it a day when she abruptly stops you
“Wait. i heard something over there,” she subtly looks over at the other side of the street
You hold your breath as she discreetly scans around the area and then
“geT DOWN!” She pulls your arm down as she drops to the ground
Your ears are ringing from the gunshots from the one right next to you and the one on the other side
“We have to leave now!” She scrambles up and tries hiding behind parked vehicles on the curb as she pushes you to move
You’re able to run down only a couple of blocks when you see another group of men coming at you in the same direction
You look to your right and there’s also another group
She curses under her breath before pulling you to another direction, “this way!”
You have to weave through miscellaneous objects through alleys and garbage cans
You’re pushing your legs as fast as you can despite the growing burning sensation LOL I LOVE THAT ALBUM STAN TALENT STAN SF9
You’re about to collapse when someone tACKLES YOU FROM BEHIND
“Mmfdffmlfj!!!!” Your cries are muffled behind their hand
The last thing you remember is her voice calling your name
“Try again.” You can barely make out the words before the frigid water hits your face
You cough violently and open your eyes
“Ah, you’re finally awake.”
In the dimly lit room your eyes try to adjust to the dark shapes and what seems to be in some sort of empty abandoned building
The man gestures to someone to brighten up the place and only then do you take a good look at who’s in front of you
The infamous Mr. Choi staring back at you, the very man your father has talked about countless of times
“Bring him out,” he orders as he keeps his eyes locked with yours
You hear the heavy grunt of the metal door opening and you instantly hear a voice that you’ve spent this entire time searching for
“Let.. me… go!” He spits out as he attempts to wriggle out of the men’s grips
He looks up and it’s all that takes him to still again
Your disheveled wet hair sticking to the edges of your face, the top you bought in the mall that one day now drenched in water, the dismay in your eyes
His breath gets caught in his throat before he angrily turns to his father and fumes, “Why is she here? Why did you bring me?”
He chuckles and strides to you with every menacing step
“Didn’t I say you would both find out?” He traces your jaw and you have to use every fiber of your body to not vomit on his polished Prada leather dress shoes
Seungcheol grits his teeth and violently thrashes around in their grip around him
Your breathing gets heavier as his hand drifts down to your neck
“Would be a shame to end things here… wouldn’t it?” He laughs before whipping out a gun from his pocket
“But let’s just cut out the games. You were meant to die on that night, but my idiot of a son couldn’t do it.” He points the head right in front of you
“So i’ll do it in his stead. Any last words you wanna exchange?” He gestures to you and his son
You look around to find any way out but all the entrances are utterly blocked by his guards
You slowly turn around to the rustling noise
“Stop it, Seungcheol…. Don’t act like you care.”
He looks at you in bewilderment and scoffs, “Act? You think I’m acting? I nearly risked my life to save yours! And this is just,,,, acting?”
“You were supposed to kill me that night. And you didn’t. That was your biggest mistake. You should have just ended things, not like the pathetic way you did over the phone,” your voice slightly faltered.
“It wasn’t a mistake! I wanted you to get away from this, to get away from me! Why can’t you understand that?” He was in disbelief; he practically saved you!
“You’re right. It was a bigger mistake on my end that I believed I mattered for once in my life.” He softens his facial expressions when you look up at him with a dead stare. “Y/N….”
You numbly turn back at the gun pointed in front of you
“So? Aren’t you gonna do it?”
He laughs at your provocation and merely shrugs
“If you say so”
You hear him loading the gun and just when you anticipate a bullet firing, you hear one but from behind you
The entire building is in chaos and smoke and dirt fill your vision
“Seungcheol!” Joshua and Junhui along with a whole team invade the space
He only points towards you and yells over the noise to have them focus on your safety
They nod and send the team over to help you get out of the guards’ grip
Joshua, Junhui, and 2 others are staying back to help Seungcheol as the rest of the group rushes to your side
As he’s ducking with his arms over his head, he pulls out his gun and manages to skim Minghao’s arm
He curses and holds his wound together while shouting something to another member
Soonyoung kicks the gun out of Mr. Choi’s hands as Jihoon and Seungkwan lock his arms with handcuffs
Two people who quickly introduce themselves as Wonwoo and Mingyu are on both of your sides with their arms wrapped around your shoulders
They’re talking so quickly that all the coherent words you can hear are “get” “you” “safety” “right now”
“Seungcheol??” You look at both of them, but neither are meeting your gaze
“He told us to get you first. He’ll be fine,,, he has the rest of the guys there”
“But what if he’s hurt?!”
Wonwoo quickly looks back at his shoulder and sees a few of the guards running after them
“There’s no time! We have to go right now!”
You finally burst out into the open chilly night air and make a beeline for the waiting van parked outside
They push you in first and once Mingyu slides in he immediately slams the door shut. “fLOOR IT!!!”
Vernon slams on the gas pedal and you’re off
The entire car ride is silent save for the heavy breathing from the adrenaline pumping through everyone
Wonwoo, the closest one next to you, puts his hand reassuringly on your knee
“We’re taking you to our headquarters, which is essentially our hideout,,, you’ll be safe there, I promise”
Still staring out the window, you numbly nod as he slowly removes his hand
When you arrive there, you do what they told you to: cleanse, get dressed, and hold on tight as they find a way to contact her father
After a somewhat relaxing shower, you emerge from the bathroom wearing a baggy shirt underneath a hoodie up to mid-thigh and sweats that were left outside of the door when someone named Chan knocked on it earlier
You walk to the living room where everyone is gathered around a circle talking about different methods of communication with everyone
“Oh, Y/N,” Wonwoo gets up and jogs to you. “Feel free to get something from the kitchen to eat. You can hang around the front or the back, but it’s really dark and cold, so we don’t want anything more bad to happen”
You flicker your eyes from his face to the other 3 on the couches
They slightly wave to you with a small smile and continue their discussion
You nod and thank him before heading to the kitchen
You grab an ice cream bar and a bottle of water before heading out to the front
You sit on a bench and look up at the starry night sky
Just earlier this morning, you were resolute to find him
And now fast forward to the end of the day, you were with his coworkers at their hideout
As you finish up your dessert, you brush yourself off and take a look around the area
You go around to the back and see a picnic table with folding chairs all over the yard
As you approach the table, you see a few polaroids that seem to be too familiar
“Wait… this was when we went to the cafe….”
You flip over each picture and see scribbles of writing on them
“The ice cream wasn’t as sweet as her”
You flip over each picture and see more writing similar to the caption before and realize all of the pictures are of you
The last one you flip over is the last night you saw him
He took a picture of you talking to your cousin,,,, you slowly turn over the picture
“This could have been me…”
“There you go again.”
You quickly put down the picture and slowly turn towards the voice
Seungcheol, all battered and bruised, is standing just 10 feet away
Cuts and scrapes are all over his face and arms, his clothes ripped and dirtied
He slowly walks towards you and you can’t help but to lean against the table for support
“Do… what?”
He stops in front of you, his face only inches away from yours
“Being irresistible. We’re not even together yet and you’re already wearing my clothes?”
“What makes you think we’re going to get together? Do you always want to kill your potential girlfriends?”
He gently places his hand on your chin and turns your head to face him
“No. Do you always go on a spontaneous hunt for a guy and end up almost dying?”
“That’s not fair; I didn’t know you were caught up in this shady stuff!”
“....Are you gonna walk away from it? From me?” He looks at you, a hint of desperation and anxiety in his eyes. “That’s exactly why I told you to forget about me”
You place both of your hands on his face, caressing his cheeks. “If we’re gonna make this relationship work, we’re gonna have to go over some rules about secrets”
He lights up at the word “relationship” and you can’t help but smile at his childlike grin
“You gotta stop that too”
He’s like ??? what do you mean
“Being vulnerable.” And you both seal your promises with a lingering kiss that tastes like coffee ice cream
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May 31 Blurr’s Horror Stream - Villanos & The Lego Batman Movie
Multiple people objected strenuously to Starscream’s assertion that Megatron could be his nemesis, despite the fact that they’re on the same side and Megatron obviously doesn’t see Starscream as his nemesis. Two different pairs of people went “I’d be honored to have you as a nemesis.” “Aww~” Bevel officially signed on with Blurr’s crew. Prowl showed up in a foul mood, stayed in a foul mood, and left in a foul mood.
Missed the start.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy sticks where he is, but Rumble runs over to hang out.*
B l u r r: / shoves the stuff off his couch and just slouches /
ItsyBitsySpyers: //I love that line.//
B l u r r: Which line?
Whirl: *he is welcome, as always, to join*
B l u r r: [[ Kay is everyone ready, then? Cause yall gotta read subtitles for a minute ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: //The shoe thing.//
B l u r r: Ah... yes. Classic line.
Sunstreaker: [[ ready ]]
FakeProwl: ((still ready))
Whirl: *gets re-settled* Well, you've got my number, Teach.
B l u r r: Mmhm... I know.
Bevel: [[still ready
Whirl: ((and ye))
B l u r r: [[ kay im gonna assumeeveryone's ready then ]]
B l u r r: *everyone else ]]
B l u r r: Anyway, being back on Earth connected me with a ton of new scrap to watch. So.
B l u r r: [[ this cartoon is the only thing i want to see on tv for months tbh. ]]
Whirl: *snorts*
Whirl: Oh, hey. Brainstorm made one of those.
Starscream: ((This is great
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave needs that.*
Whirl: ((I like their little mook))
B l u r r: / he likes it because it reminds him of him and Blaster /
Starscream: hehehe
B l u r r: [[ and daaas it. ]]
FakeProwl: ((i'm love))
Starscream: ((what's it called
B l u r r: [[ That's all we have so far anyway. But *lifts leggie* is my new cartoon ]]
B l u r r: [[ Villanos ]]
Bevel: [[that looks awesome
FakeProwl: ((they're gonna start making full episodes soon?))
B l u r r: [[ yeah. In Mexico. ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((a little frantic but i think i would watch it))
FakeProwl: ((can't wait))
Whirl: ((not something I'd watch on my own, but seems all right enough))
B l u r r: [[ Tbh the english version sucks ]]
B l u r r: [[ Black Hat sounds boring ]]
B l u r r: [[ he sounds better in spanish. And Flug sounds better in spanish too ]]
FakeProwl: ((it might be frantic because right now they're just making mid-commercial mini episodes?))
Starscream: ((was that spanish?
B l u r r: yeah ]]
B l u r r: [[ yeah, theyre minisodes between commercials ]]
B l u r r: [[ like bumps. The longer episodes will be better ]]
Bevel: [[hopefully it's scheduling isn't as weird as SU
Starscream: ((I understood a surprising amount, I speak Italian
B l u r r: [[ depends on where it's gonna fit on the US lineup ]]
B l u r r: [[ the lineup in Mexico is relying on Villanos, apparently, to revive Cartoon Network ]]
B l u r r: [[ and since it's a show about the villains, they think it'll work out well enough ]]
Whirl: ((hopefully it does well there!))
B l u r r: god i hope so cause i love it ]]
FakeProwl: ((it's fun!! I wish it well))
Tarantulas: (( crosses ALL the fingers
FakeProwl: ((I like all the characters. Except the bear, but I can put up with a derpy sidekick animal.))
B l u r r: the only one I don't like is Dementia because she's the typical "in love with the villain" type ]]
Sunstreaker: [[ i love the bear. him cute. ]]
Whirl: ((I like the mook!))
B l u r r: but apparently the longer episodes will make her more fleshed out ]]
Whirl: ((everyone else is kinda blah, but I have a weakness for mooks))
Bevel: [[i liked dementia until she pulled the rawr thing with the statue
B l u r r: LOL the bear is a failed experiment on Black Hat's part. And Flug. ]]
FakeProwl: ((she could be either really good or really bad, but I tend to give the benefit of the doubt to obsessively-in-love characters.))
Whirl: ((Yes, Flug))
B l u r r: [[ SO its like his messy child ]]
Whirl: ((hence the airplane shirt))
B l u r r: [[ anyway. Y'all ready for this lego thing? ]]
FakeProwl: ((ye!!))
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((*SLAMS HANDS DOWN* YES))
Sunstreaker: [[ 5.0.5. I even like the bear's name ]]
B l u r r: [[ BUT im glad u guys like my dumb cartoon choice ]]
Sunstreaker: [[ i like everything about the beb ]]
Whirl: ((YEE LEGO BATMAN))
Bevel: [[yes yes definitely yes
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble frowns. Is that true? Why isn't Crosscut here?*
Whirl: *snorts*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *He would know.*
B l u r r: / leans back on couch and kcks pedes up /
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Frag's an ab?//
B l u r r: Muscles.
Whirl: Those stomach bumps. *pats his own bump-less stomach*
Whirl: Heh, slick. Of course they took a chopper.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *What a lovely face.*
Whirl: ((this is so great already))
FakeProwl: ((this is the best joker))
B l u r r: [[ my favorite joker ]]
Bevel: *pats stomach, metal plates probably don't count as abs but she has like five of them*
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Ohhhh! Okay! I remember this Batman fragger. TC showed this stuff, yeah?//
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\THINK SO.\\
ItsyBitsySpyers: //...He got enough henchmen?//
B l u r r: [[ they really ARE all real, too ]]
B l u r r: theyre all canon characters ]]
Whirl: ((YEP))
Whirl: ((i was sitting there going "ok when they gonna say calendr man"))
Starscream: Humans come up with the strangest names for themselves
Whirl: I dunno, I say, if you're gonna do it, do it right. Get as many henchmen as possible,
B l u r r: Henchmen are good.
Sunstreaker: [[ tag urself i'm condiment king ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Pff. If they was real good, he wouldn't need more'n seven.//
Starscream: Henchmen are backstabbers
Starscream: I would know
Whirl: ((Gentleman Ghost))
FakeProwl: ((im the dude with the clock head))
Whirl: ((Clock King!))
Whirl: Well, I mean, you're also YOU.
Whirl: Who WOULDN'T wanna backstab you?
B l u r r: My crew works together right. No one wants to mutiny.
Whirl: ...or Megatron, for that matter.
Starscream: I meant that I backstab Megatron
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\WHO THE FRAG'S THE CITY PLANNER!?\\
Starscream: I was tolerable once, I was backstabbed one too many times
Whirl: No. I can't believe that.
Whirl: YOU? Tolerable?
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble giggles. A tolerable Starscream.*
B l u r r: You?
Starscream: Yes really
B l u r r: Impossible.
Whirl: *places claw dramatically over his chest*
B l u r r: Starscream has never been tolerable.
Whirl: ((also this is like. GREAT ACTION MOVIE DIRECTING TOO))
Starscream: I wasn't born evil you know
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\HAHA!\\
Whirl: SNRK.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Oh, there's music? Now Soundwave is amused.*
Whirl: Anyway--suffice it to say that I don't really believe you, Starscream, and even if you weren't born evil, you WERE born annoying, I'm sure.
Starscream: If that's what you want to think
Whirl: *snickering louder*
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\BRO. WE -GOTTA- GET US SOME MUSIC.\\
Whirl: YES, you two do.
Whirl: And a weaponized electric guitar.
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Frag yeah.//
Bevel: *perks at weaponized guitar* I could totally make that.
ItsyBitsySpyers: //...Wait, yeah?//
Whirl: Yeah? *looks to her*
Starscream: is that... an inuendo
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((YOU'RE BREAKING HIS HEART, BATS))
Whirl: Also, that's harsh. Damn,
Whirl: That's not how you treat your nemesis.
FakeProwl: ((look at his little face))
Whirl: ...also, uh. That bomb.
B l u r r: [[ poor joker. ]]
Bevel: Yeah!
B l u r r: That's not how my nemesis treats me.
Whirl: Well, you need to get a better nemesis.
Starscream: I wish Megatron treated me that well
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[A good nemesis is worthy of respect.]] A long pause. [[Plenty of hatred and loathing. But respect.]]
Whirl: You're young--it takes time. I'm sure you'll find that special someone.
Whirl: And, hot damn, Sh-- ... Bevel.
Whirl: I'd love to see it.
B l u r r: I'm not even sure if I have a nemesis...
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Seriously. Ya make one 'n I get dibs.//
B l u r r: / taps chin /
Whirl: If you don't know, then you don't.
Bevel: *she is already mentally trying to figure weapon guitar out* Ok.
Whirl: Ther4e's nothing quite like that special firsson of homicidal rage, respect, and bloodlust you get when you make a proper nemesis. *sighs*
Starscream: For a human that was a pretty impressive flight skills
Whirl: ...*frisson damn
B l u r r: / frowns/ I wouldn't consider Rodimus worthy of being my nemesis... more like a rival.
B l u r r: And a pain in the aft.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\BET I COULD TAKE HIM.\\
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Duh. He's meat.//
Whirl: Yeah, a rival is not a nemesis.
Starscream: Megatron's an awful nemesis, I need to find a better one
Whirl: He's not a nemesis. He's your boss.
Whirl: Or, well, was, I guess.
Starscream: He is so
Whirl: It's, like... you can't be someone's nemesis if you're THEIR punching bag.
B l u r r: ... true.
Starscream: I almost killed him
B l u r r: That doesn't mean anything.
B l u r r: That just means you didn't succeed in murder.
Starscream: I took over from him three times, every time I did a better job than he did
Whirl: Starscream, that's just... depressing.
Whirl: You need to go get yourself a nemesis.
FakeProwl: ((of all the nights for prowl to not be here))
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((*makes grabbyhands at him*))
B l u r r: I want one...
B l u r r: / taps chinplate/ But, not sure who's worthy enough
Whirl: Like I said, Blurr--you're young.
Whirl: And you're tough. You've got nemesis potential for someone else, easy.
FakeProwl: ((he'd be clawing at his seat hearing starscream talk about megatron being nemesis and whirl saying starscream needs a proper one))
B l u r r: /rolls optic / I doubt it.
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((*DRAGS HIM OVER i say*))
Starscream: It's my life's mission to get rid of him, if that isn't a nemesis what is?
Whirl: ((LORD. POOR PROWL))
B l u r r: No one assumes I'm their nemesis
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[There is an entire multiverse of mechs waiting to get on your very last neural net sensor.]]
Whirl: ((omfg0)
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((I LOVE THAT BIT))
B l u r r: [[ yes! ]]
FakeProwl: ((this movie is great))
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((god i love this *** movie and it only gets better))
B l u r r: [[ it does ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\SOUNDS LIKE ME.\\
Whirl: Same, Frenzy. *snrks*
Whirl: Also, Starscream, face it--you were his punching bag.
B l u r r: Well, how am I supposed to knowif I have a nemesis?
B l u r r: Are they going to tell me?
Bevel: Snake clowns. *laughs*
Whirl: Like I said--you'll KNOW.
B l u r r: I doubt that. /crosses arms and sulks/
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[No. They will simply aggravate you more than anything else in the entirety of existence possibly could.]]
Whirl: You'll feel it. It's a one-of-a-kind feeling.
B l u r r: [[ this is me ]]
B l u r r: [[ ME ]]
Starscream: ((me
Whirl: ((IM DYING0)
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((it's true i can confirm))
Bevel: [[tuxedo dress up party is definitely the only way to get me to a party
Whirl: *CRACKS UP*
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((it puff))
Starscream: I wasn't his punching bag, I'm better than he could ever be
Whirl: ((FUC.FG. POLE DANCING))
FakeProwl: ((my cd rack doesn't fall apart))
B l u r r: [[ I LOVE THE VILLAINS ]]
B l u r r: ... but I know plenty of people that aggravate me.
B l u r r: / flexes claws/ What is it supposed to feel like when you have a nemesis?
Whirl: Keep telling yourself that, Starscream. Either way, I'm done talking about your sad, sad life.
B l u r r: There's a line of people that want to kill me.
Starscream: My life is happy I'll have you know
Starscream: ((that's horrible
B l u r r: [[ THIS DSBFD ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: //That. It's kinda like that. Only ya wanna slaughter 'em instead.//
ItsyBitsySpyers: //So more like... "Yer gonna die in my arms tonight."//
_Whirl: Pfft!
Bevel: Ha.
B l u r r: That sounds weird...
_Whirl: Like I said: they make you feel homicidal and weirdly respectful all at once.
B l u r r: / scratches helm / I usually think that about a lot of people.
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((STATISTIIIIIICS))
B l u r r: / slouches and grumbles/ I'm not gonna find one of those...
FakeProwl: ((why did i decide not to bring prowl oh my god))
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((IT'S NOT TOO LATE))
_Whirl: Well, maybe not.
_Whirl: *shrugs* Certainly not if you mope about it.
FakeProwl: ((... yeah ok.))
_Whirl: Be assertive! Seize your nemesis!
_Whirl: ((DO IT))
Starscream: Okay if you respect them than Megatron definitely isn't my nemesis
B l u r r: I don't have anyone to seize!
_Whirl: Not YET.
FakeProwl: *... appears late*
B l u r r: / VENTS / That's annoying.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Immediate ping. Hello.*
_Whirl: I already told you, you're young, I'm not gonna LABOR the point to make you feel better. *deadpan stare*
FakeProwl: *he desperately wants a distraction*
B l u r r: Young and constantly in a state of extinction
FakeProwl: *takes seat and focuses on screen*
_Whirl: Like many of us.
Starscream: proper ethics pfft
Starscream: who needs that
_Whirl: See, look how useful an army of henchmen is!
B l u r r: [[ i love that he's still a master builder. ]]
Starscream: Henchmen are nothing but trouble, watch them mess something u[
Starscream: *up
B l u r r: Henchmen are good if you're a great planner.
FakeProwl: ((these movies may be nonsense but they have Continuity))
_Whirl: I mean, I can understand how you'd get nothing but bad henchmen if you're working with a dearth of charisma.
Bevel: Barbara is kicking all their butts. Awesome.
Starscream: I am a good planner, henchmen are nothing but trouble
_Whirl: Hey, Ravage is in this movie...
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy nudges Bevel.* \\BETCHA CAN'T DO *THAT*.
Bevel: Yeah maybe. *sticks tongue out at Frenzy*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Boy, this sounds familiar*
FakeProwl: *it does*
Starscream: why is he flirting with everyone
FakeProwl: ... What's going on.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Incoming summary and highlight reel?*
B l u r r: You're a good planner?
FakeProwl: *... oh no. he sympathizes with joker*
B l u r r: /snort/ Oh, please.
Starscream: yes, I am
B l u r r: The henchmen aren't your problem
B l u r r: It's your planning.
B l u r r: Look, I can get mechs to attack in a uniform formation..
_Whirl: Man, and what a masterful strike.
_Whirl: Hitting his nemesis where it hurts. Very clever.
Starscream: So can I, when they aren't backstabbing me
ItsyBitsySpyers: *LOUD HUFF*
B l u r r: If you're a backstabber, then you're expecting too much from henchmen
Starscream: true
B l u r r: you can't complain about someone backstabbing you.
Starscream: Doesn't mean I'm bad at planning though
FakeProwl: *the guy with the nemesis who doesn't acknowledge him who surrendered to his nemesis. annnd he's a bad guy. rip.*
B l u r r: Sure it does.
B l u r r: You backstab because your plans are loose.
FakeProwl: *focus on the police commissioner. prowl approves of her completely.*
B l u r r: If your plans were truly masterful, then you wouldn't need to backstab
Starscream: Megatron is my leader, any act against him would be backstabbing
Starscream: technically speaking
_Whirl: Oh, wait, you mean--you're STILL his punching bag?
_Whirl: *LAUGHS*
B l u r r: backstabbing your leader still means you're poor with planning.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[What kind of Greatest Detective doesn't notice a human youngling running around their house for a week.]]
_Whirl: He's having a crisis.
FakeProwl: Does he call himself that?
_Whirl: *snickers*
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Yes.]]
FakeProwl: He's demonstrably wrong.
_Whirl: ((HAHAHA))
FakeProwl: He's got nothing on the police with the—
FakeProwl: ... statistics.
FakeProwl: *annnnnnd now he's sad*
B l u r r: See, now THAT is planning.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[The Barbara human?]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy looks over at his Boss and squints.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave looks down.* [[Don't be ridiculous. You're not expendable.]]
_Whirl: Also--not quiet. Not even remotely. *dryly*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy huffs noisily (of course) and folds his arms.*
B l u r r: I remember being expendable... /vents/ It was fantastic.
FakeProwl: ... Yes. The Barbara human.
_Whirl: Life gave ME seatbelt.
Starscream: No seatbelts?
_Whirl: Or, well, something very like.
B l u r r: K-Kyeheheh, what's a seat belt.
Starscream: My altmode has seatbelts
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[And that is why external docking is superior.]]
_Whirl: *sits up, pops the lid of his cockpit, and gestures down to the seating inside*
_Whirl: They're in there.
Bevel: *could probably make seatbelts if she wanted but why*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble stands up to try to get a look*
B l u r r: I don't have seat belts...
_Whirl: *shifts to lower his chest so Rumble can see. It's Zori's Former Hiding Spot*
B l u r r: Well, I mean, I think I do...
B l u r r: I almost strangled a human with 'em
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Huh.// *Sits back down.* //We ain't got 'em. Can't nobody wear 'em like Knock Out anyway.//
_Whirl: ((KRYPTO))
Bevel: [[ha ha hal
B l u r r: [[ im the flash ]]
_Whirl: *leans back and snaps his cockpit back* They came with my interior. And... wait, where wre his?
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Them neck ones.// Motions with both hands.
_Whirl: *pauses and tries to remember*
_Whirl: Ohh, wait. Those were seatbelts? Huh.
FakeProwl: *... thinks about knock out's neck*
FakeProwl: *hmmmm*
_Whirl: *tilts his head just the tiniest bit*
B l u r r: /shifts/ Well, let me say. I am glad Thundertron isn't my nemesis
B l u r r: because that whole slaughter would have been a let down.
Starscream: unlimited cookies sounds good
Starscream: maybe I should be a vigilante
_Whirl: *snickers(
_Whirl: I been there. ...maybe not with a dolphin in there.
B l u r r: Same. I just got my weapons stripped off me recently.
B l u r r: It was awkward... but thrilling.
Starscream: I hate being weaponless
_Whirl: *sly look* Optimus did it, then?
B l u r r: K-Kyeheheh. Yes.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[If only.]]
_Whirl: I'm never weaponless. *clicks his claws*
Starscream: lucky you
B l u r r: Me neither.
B l u r r: Always got weapons installed on me.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He's not so sure about the smart part.]]
Starscream: I do too, Megatron tended to tear them out
_Whirl: Yeah, that's never fun.
B l u r r: Well, that sounds like a personal problem.
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Ain't nobody takin' my weapons off. Not unless they don't like their spark no more//
B l u r r: I never let anyone tear mine out.
_Whirl: Had the old chest-guns removed a few times, but I'M basically a weapon, guns or no.
Bevel: I always have weapons.
_Whirl: (9OMG THE GREMLINS))
_Whirl: ((this is greAT)
B l u r r: [[ THE DALEKS! ]]
FakeProwl: *right. okay. all this talk about police and being a hero is just depressing him more. leans on Soundwave*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *...Ah. Yes. This would be a bit of a sting, wouldn't it.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Wraps arm. Well, maybe something in this will give Prowl a better idea than the one he had last time.*
_Whirl: I like that eyeball guy.
Starscream: The tower just walking away
B l u r r: See, now, I want one of those.
Starscream: Why is there a release all button
_Whirl: ((i'm gonna die))
_Whirl: Sor-on?
_Whirl: I like that one.
B l u r r: [[ I LOVE THE DALEKS ]]
Starscream: hehe
Starscream: ((british robots
B l u r r: Now THAT is how you get henchmen motivated.
_Whirl: He upgraded.
Bevel: Sauron is really evil but he got beat by a ring getting thrown into a volcano.
FakeProwl: *... very effective*
_Whirl: Does that happen in this movie, or...?
B l u r r: Don't think so.
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Think it already did. He was in jail.//
_Whirl: Well, there, he got better!
Bevel: It was in a book. And a movie.
FakeProwl: *mental note: if he ever needs to take dwon Cybertron, arrange a jailbreak.*
B l u r r: It's perfect! /rubs claws together /
B l u r r: I love when the villains get the upper claw!
B l u r r: I hope he makes that hero grovel at his feet.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *...He hopes Prowl does not take THAT advice.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Just whatever the red furred human has to say.*
_Whirl: *why not prowl should beatbox*
Starscream: We need more shows where the villain wins
B l u r r: MM.
B l u r r: Naturally.
FakeProwl: *prowl would be terrible at beatboxing.*
_Whirl: *but it would bring the rest of us joy*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *It's strange advice, that's why. Even he wouldn't do it. ... Laserbeak might.*
_Whirl: ((movie no why u gotta hurt me like that))
Starscream: lol
_Whirl: ((why u gotta give bane that dumb voice))
B l u r r: [[ omg i know ]]
_Whirl: That eye guy is just. Too cool.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\THE WORM WAS BETTER.\\
_Whirl: ...yeah.
_Whirl: The worm was, but I appreciate his whole look. ...and the lava-barfing.
FakeProwl: *... rubs helm*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Looks over.*
FakeProwl: *buildings getting knocked down. devastator.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: @P (txt): ...Noise?
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «No. Wanton devastation.»
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Your eye don't barf lava, right?//
_Whirl: *snickering*
B l u r r: It would be an interesting concept...
Starscream: thee lightning has impeccable aim
ItsyBitsySpyers: @P: (txt): ...Understood.
_Whirl: *hand over spark*
_Whirl: He was too good for this film..
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Adds mass building destruction to his list of things to be aware of in the future.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: //So, I'm jus' sayin'. Good costume for this year.//
_Whirl: Hmm? *looks down* Which one?
ItsyBitsySpyers: //The tower thing. Or Batguy.//
_Whirl: Hmm. *taps the underside of his helm* I dunno exactly how I could pull that off... he
_Whirl: s got no limbs.
_Whirl: But he DOES have a cool look.
B l u r r: Is Batman a hero or villain?
B l u r r: He seems like an anti...villain...
Starscream: Both
B l u r r: but an anti-hero.
FakeProwl: *mutters* An idiot.
B l u r r: He doesn't seem capable of doing things alone
B l u r r: It's not that easy.
_Whirl: What about you? Any ideas of your own, from this one?
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Quiet huff*
B l u r r: Hn?
FakeProwl: *"protecting" useful people is a waste of resources that should be better spent protecting everyone else*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble scratches his chin. Soundwave just flicks his hand. If Blurr didn't catch the mutter, it doesn't matter*
Starscream: I told Megatron I hated him the first time we met
_Whirl: This is a movie about nemeses just as much as it is about anything else. This is great.
B l u r r: [[ which mutter because it wasn't clear who it was to >>;; ]]
B l u r r: [[ Whirl and Blurr both have one eye >>;;; ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((prowl was muttering about batman i think))
FakeProwl: ((ye))
B l u r r: [[ oh lmao. ]]
_Whirl: ((yes!))
B l u r r: [[ im typing an assignment on the side so lmao ]]
B l u r r: [[ im lost. ]]
B l u r r: Well, I can think of plenty of mechs I hate.
B l u r r: / taps chin/ only one that I've told.
B l u r r: I usually just kill what annoys me.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[It's not just -hate-. They have to be worthy. Capable of foiling as many of your moves as you do of theirs.]]
FakeProwl: *... are we talking about nemeses*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Welcome to the party, Prowl*
_Whirl: *pauses thoughtfully* You know, some holographic effects could get that eye thing going...
B l u r r: /crosses arms/ I suppose I
ItsyBitsySpyers: //One of them dinosaur things.//
FakeProwl: *rghgh*
B l u r r: have had plenty of thorns in my side...
_Whirl: Yeah? The... the raptor guy?
B l u r r: It sure as frag isn't Starscream.
B l u r r: He's not worth any respect.
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Yeah. I seen them Park films. They're killer.//
_Whirl: Nice.
Starscream: This movie is inspiring me to kill Megatron again
B l u r r: You haven't even killed him one time.
FakeProwl: Oh, for—!
Starscream: I sort of did... he came back
FakeProwl: You can't be a nemesis with someone on the SAME SIDE as you!
FakeProwl: That's not how it works! That's RIDICULOUS.
Starscream: Why not
B l u r r: You need to learn how to kill people.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Mildly alarmed sitting upright.*
B l u r r: I could educate you. It'll be a one time lesson.
Starscream: We aren't on the same side
ItsyBitsySpyers: *...And now curious leaning. That's an oddly strong feeling.*(
_Whirl: Different Starscream, Prowl.
B l u r r: [[ night wing!! ]]
Starscream: I fight for the Decepticons because I can't be an Autobot, not because I like him
FakeProwl: You're fighting for the same goal, aren't you? For the same faction to win?
Starscream: My goal is to defeat Megatron
_Whirl: ((wait, nix that))
_Whirl: ((thought that was directed at blurr))
B l u r r: [[ is okay. ]]
B l u r r: [[ i did too haha ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy cackles about the one time death lesson*
B l u r r: / grins at Frenzy/
FakeProwl: That's—ridiculous. YOU'RE ridiculous. That's not how it works. Of all the...
Starscream: Why not? It makes perfect sense to me
B l u r r: You don't make ANY sense.
FakeProwl: That's because you're a moron who doesn't get how nemeses work.
B l u r r: Starscream doesn't know how anything works.
Starscream: Okay, then how do they work
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Yes, do tell. He's quite interested now.*
FakeProwl: You. Are. Supposed. To. Be. On. Opposite. Sides.
_Whirl: I already TOLD you, Starscream, damn.
B l u r r: /vents/ This whole family theme is annoying. Can we go back to the Joker?
B l u r r: I like him.
_Whirl: I explained it IN DETAIL, how thick can you possibly be?
Starscream: We are on opposite sides, he wants to live and I want to kill him
B l u r r: Whirl, it's Starscream.
FakeProwl: You're on the same faction!
B l u r r: It's not your fault he didn't retain anything
Starscream: Just because we are on the same side of the war doesn't mean anything
_Whirl: You're right, Teach.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Soundwave shakes his helm. No wonder his former faction had trouble getting things done.*
FakeProwl: *grumbles, sits back, rubs his optics*
Bevel: *giggles*
B l u r r: [[
B l u r r: * [[ "Im irritating" <-- it me ]]
_Whirl: Okay,w e all know, the only appropriate superhero theme is Shoot to Thrill.
FakeProwl: *he shouldn't have come tonight*
B l u r r: Right?
B l u r r: I wonder if we have a theme song as pirates... /taps chin/
Starscream: If Megabutt isn't my nemesis then who is
ItsyBitsySpyers: @P: (txt): Starscream: idiot. Ignore. Standard Decepticon rule.
Bevel: Bet you could write one. Like Batman did.
B l u r r: [[ i love this part ]]
_Whirl: *approves of this particular brand of family bonding*
_Whirl: *he may or may not be briefly reminded of a dreadful little murdercloud*
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Yes. He is.»
ItsyBitsySpyers: @P: (txt): Nemesis identity, Prowl's? Insistence suggests experience.
B l u r r: / claw to chassis. So romantic /
FakeProwl: *.....................*
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Awwwwwwww.//
Starscream: So much romance
Starscream: ew
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «None.»
_Whirl: I know, right? *delighted*
_Whirl: Not ROMANCE, idiot.
_Whirl: Nemeses.
B l u r r: I want one of those-!
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Surprised tilt.*
_Whirl: Work for it, Teach.
_Whirl: You'll get there.
Starscream: Really cause they're talking like people who are in love
FakeProwl: *that was a touching nemesis speech, dammit*
_Whirl: You just don't understand, Starscream. *shakes his head*
Starscream: Don't understand what?
B l u r r: Rodimus could have been one of those... but he is an idiot.
B l u r r: [[ I CANNOT WITH THE SPANISH ]]
B l u r r: [[ every damn time, i laugh ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): None? Not understood. Many worthy qualities. Intelligence, persistence, influence, idealism, evasiveness. Satisfactory kick.
FakeProwl: ((... wasn't the Joker one of the "every villain" that Batman promised to send back))
B l u r r: [[ nah ]]
B l u r r: [[ they wanted THEIR villains back ]]
_Whirl: ((sauron is also sort of still there, albeit... dead ish))
FakeProwl: ((but joker WAS one of their villains. for like fifteen minutes, but still.))
FakeProwl: ((longer than batman was there, and batman assumed HE was supposed to go back too))
B l u r r: [[ idk man fbdhk ]]
B l u r r: [[ Joker is weird. ]]
_Whirl: That was a damn good movie, Teach.
_Whirl: I didn't expect to like that nearly as much.
Bevel: Catchy.
FakeProwl: *yeah, soundwave, rub it in why don't you.*
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «None.»
ItsyBitsySpyers: @P: (txt): If recognition: failed, all enemies: unworthy.
B l u r r: /snerk/ I liked it, too
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Was recording that.*
_Whirl: *leans backa nd streeetches*
_Whirl: Not a bad diversion from horror, not at all.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... Or, I don't meet their standards.»
Bevel: That was really fun.
B l u r r: Well, stuck on Earth so, I have to come up with something.
B l u r r: Besides, it was about villains... sort of.
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\F'REAL, I LIKED THAT. LOTSA ACTION. WAY BETTER'N THE QUIZ THING.\\
B l u r r: Kyeheheh. What can I say? I'm good at what I do.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Impossible. Prowl: admirable. Would accept, if beginning circumstances: different.
B l u r r: Makes me wonder what type of Nemesis I would have...
B l u r r: no one can match me for speed.
_Whirl: Sadly, mine is dead. Or, well, sort of.
_Whirl: A multiversal versiion of him popped up a while back, but he's gone again.
B l u r r: Hnnh.
B l u r r: You don't irritate me, but if you did, I would be incredibly grateful if YOU were my nemesis, Whirl.
FakeProwl: *oh, that's... actually really flattering.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Jazz will always be the best of them, of course, but he would consider Prowl worth his time. His own could have been, if she'd really dedicated herself. A step above Blaster, or right around there.*
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... Thank you.»
B l u r r: / smirks and pulls some wiring up from his arm / You're fun to fight with. Imagine if we just fought each other all the time. What a thrill.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Dips his helm.*
Bevel: *has no nemesis and wouldn't even know where to begin with getting one*
_Whirl: Well, damn, Teach. Thanks.
_Whirl: *withoiut knowing, he dips his helm at Blurr at very nearly the exact time Soundwave does to prowl*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy looks up at Bevel*
B l u r r: / flicks finials and nods /
ItsyBitsySpyers: *...................................................*
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\...NAH. I'D WHOOP YER AFT TOO EASY.\\
_Whirl: Oh, I know I am. *lifts his helm, unabashedly proud* And yeah, you're fast, and that kinetic-thing you've got going is tough to get around... but I bet I could do it.
_Whirl: It'd be a hell of a fight.
B l u r r: All the time.
B l u r r: It would be entertaining. And incredibly thrilling.
B l u r r: But, I don't HATE you. So, it doesn't work, does it?
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...Humorous reminder: alliance preferred.
B l u r r: Even though the respect factor is there.
Bevel: *pushes Frenzy over with a grin* Ok, Lil' Bit
ItsyBitsySpyers: \\OOF!\\
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Swings at her arm*
Bevel: *laughs*
_Whirl: Yeah. Like, the respect factor is there, and the DESIRE to fight--but that's just normal friendship.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Heh. Same.»
B l u r r: Mmm... but, we could stil lfight sometimes.
B l u r r: If you want to.
_Whirl: Ultimately I don't wanna destroy you, y'know? When you have a nemesis, it's like... that's it. That's the perfect moment, even though you don't want it to end.
FakeProwl: *Soundwave gunning for him would be... well, not LITERALLY Prowl's worst nightmare—because Prowl's worst nightmare involves Insecticons—but it would be very close.*
_Whirl: Gimme a time and a place, Teach, I'm ALWAYS down for a scuffle.
B l u r r: Kyeheheheh. Good.
B l u r r: /nods helm a little/ Yeah, I get that. I've never met anyone who balances both. Well... maybe... maybe one person.
B l u r r: / taps chinplate/ But, he doesn't really think of me that way.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...That is it. That is how you know.]]
_Whirl: Hey, it took me millions of years to finally meet Killmaster.
_Whirl: And there were a LOT of mecha I really, REALLY, REALLY--*stiffens a bit* REALLY. HATED.
B l u r r: I knew a mech that I hated so much, I wanted to kill him, but it was too fun to let him die...
_Whirl: ...before him.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[If you think you would regret the manner of their death if it were not by your hands.]]
_Whirl: *nods* yep. And when you know that's how they feel, too.
B l u r r: oh, well... I'm pretty sure everyone who wnats me dead is
B l u r r: honest about it
_Whirl: *relaxes a touch* See, that's why Megatron can't be your nemesis, Starscream, aside from the hilariously obvious reasons Prowl stated. Optimus is his nemesis.
B l u r r: Oh, to have the Tyran Prime as a nemesis... / would sparkly eye if he could /
Starscream: Yeah but we don't have to be mutually nemesises
B l u r r: To be crushed by that large pede and ran through with a sword... all that hate in his optics.
B l u r r: / twitches claws and spreads them over his face/
Bevel: *so confused about this nemesis stuff*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *There is a vaguely wistful tone to his thoughts.*
_Whirl: You absolutely do.
_Whirl: If your nemesis doesn't actually refer toi you as "nemesis" then it's just. A sad, pale imitation.
Starscream: I hate Megatron more than anything else in the universe, he's scum
_Whirl: ...*was about to say "me too" but has to live with the knowledge that he... actually DOES hate someone more than Megatron. Multiple someones*
_Whirl: And, Blurr, you've just got a huge crush on him, that's different.
B l u r r: ... Hhh, I suppose.
B l u r r: It's great to have, though...
Starscream: One day I'll have a chance tosnuff his spark
_Whirl: *dryly* A nemesis, or a crush?
B l u r r: ... oh. A crush.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Jazz deserved a more fitting termination. A stray shot from an unknown soldier - it should have been something glorious. A final race to stop a musical virus. A game of poisons. Anything but that.]]
B l u r r: Your Jazz died from a shot? Poor thing...
B l u r r: Ah... I do rather hate Jazz...
Starscream: ((Star "killing Megatron i my kink" scream
B l u r r: But, he's obnoxiously friendly to me
Bevel: Most Jazzes are really friendly like that.
_Whirl: *shrugs*
FakeProwl: A nemesis MUST be mutual. A nemesis is a relationship.
Bevel: *most, definitely only most*
FakeProwl: Otherwise it's just unrequited spite.
Starscream: Oh no, he hates me too
Starscream: Just not as deep a loathing as mine
B l u r r: This Jazz is more so, I think...
FakeProwl: Not good enough.
B l u r r: / looks at Bevel/ Some kind of holy relic or something.
FakeProwl: If he doesn't see you as his nemesis, you're not nemeses.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Primus, their obnoxious insincere friendliness.]] A pause. [[And their magnet hands. On some.]]
_Whirl: I mean, hate isn't gonna cut it.
Starscream: Then I guess I'll just have to settle for not having a nemesis
_Whirl: You can go through your life hating everyone. I did.
_Whirl: Mostly.
_Whirl: With a few exceptions, I still more or less DO.
Bevel: Like a relic of the Thirteen?
ItsyBitsySpyers: *And now he's suddenly suspicious. He glances around the room to assure himself his complaining isn't going to a surprise audience.*
B l u r r: A relic of the what? No.. .he's that stupid cube thing
B l u r r: Everytime he comes over, he pesters me.
FakeProwl: *likes the magnet hands*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Prowl doesn't understand. He doesn't understand what Jazz has done with them.*
_Whirl: Isn't that the guy that made Zori super-sized?
B l u r r: Yeah...
Starscream: ((I have to go
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[At least you aren't -teaching- him.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((awww! byeeee! thank you for showing up ))
Starscream: ((thanks for the stream
_Whirl: ((be!))
_Whirl: ((....bye))
_Whirl: ((BE))
B l u r r: byeee!! ]]
_Whirl: I don't think he likes that very much--can't you get him to change him back?
B l u r r: ... Are you teaching him?
_Whirl: I don't really talk to him anymore, but Professor Z seems down.
B l u r r: Me? Get him to change Zori back?
B l u r r: Jazz isn't going to listen to me...
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[NO. No. Jazz is not adjusting Zori again.]]
Bevel: Cube thing?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[He is working on other solutions. Ones that are unlikely to end in \a microscopic minicon.]]
B l u r r: / nods at Bevel/ He's some kind of... what is it?
B l u r r: All Spark?
_Whirl: *looks to Soundwave* ...y'know that's probably not a bad idea. If he screwed up ONCE...
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Unfortunately.]]
_Whirl: Well, if you need any ideas, I know a guy with a shrink ray. *shrugs*
Bevel: Oh! I know what that is.
B l u r r: you do?
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[...You will tell him more about that later, of course.]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Oh! Oh. And here he is talking about-- and Prowl is right--*
Bevel: Yeah, it made Cybertronian life in some places. I saw one once on a job. These Autobots had pieces of it and it made things come to life.
B l u r r: Well, now it's all put together inside some mech.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...Jazz amica status temporarily forgotten. Apologies.
Bevel: Starscream was a zombie. I bet Jazz is a zombie to.
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[Primus forbid.]]
B l u r r: He's a zombie? Huh... no, impossible. That would make him interesting.
Bevel: *giggles*
B l u r r: Even so... he's very much alive from what I see.
_Whirl: Sure thing.
_Whirl: And, yeah, Teach--Brainstorm.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «We spent four million years on opposite sides of a war. I'll forgive you badmouthing my amica if you forgive me occasionally cringing at references to assassinating senators.»
_Whirl: In my home dimension I got shrunk down and fouight some scrapets in Big M's body.
_Whirl: Left some quality graffiti in there, too.
Bevel: Maybe it works different in his universe. All the things that are the same from one universe to another are not really the same most of the time. *it's really confusing*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *He seems to consider this for a moment. Like, actually consider it. He's tapping his digits and everything.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *And a nod.*
B l u r r: Things change, kid. /looking at Bevel/ it happens. If you want to learn more about him, talk to him.
B l u r r: He only calls me when he's having one of those... vision things.
B l u r r: Like I'm supposed to know what it means.
_Whirl: All right, losers, time for me to head out. *streeetches one more time before carefuly extricating himself*
_Whirl: Seeya. *salutes the room*
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Aww. Ya gotta?//
B l u r r: / waves at whirl/ See you sometime soon.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Anyway, it's nice to hear that he was a thorn in a high-ranking Decepticons' side. I'm sure he'd be pleased by your complaints.»
Bevel: *waves to Whirl*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Well, Rumble will trot back over to the couch and squeeze in between Frenzy and Bevel*
_Whirl: Yeah, I've got... *plants to tend to* Errands.
Bevel: *still sure this Jazz is an allspark zombie but she'll nod at Blurr anyone*
Bevel: *anyway*
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Kay. Seeya later.//
_Whirl: *he'll spare Rumble a nudge before he makes his exit, bobs his head to all one last time, and trots off*
B l u r r: I'll tell you what, though. His universe is one hot mess.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...Confirm Prowl not sharing news.
Bevel: More than the other ones?
B l u r r: As is my own. Yet, while we lay low here on Earth, the Decepticons won't attack us... for now.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I won't tell him a word.»
B l u r r: / flicks finials / Hn? Well, apparently his Autobots are dying off constantly.
B l u r r: He keeps calling me in a panic.
Bevel: *nudges Rumble carefully in greeting*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Nudge back and a grin.*
Bevel: Oh, are they still fighting?
B l u r r: ... I don't know. I stay out of it.
B l u r r: I have no more ties to his universe
B l u r r: / grumbles/ I have ties to another one now.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Ping ping. Prowl is getting a reward. And also a demonstration of why Soundwave hates Jazzes so very, very much. Would he like to accept the A/V file.*
Bevel: Sometimes being tied to someplace is a good thing.
FakeProwl: *? all right*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Prowl's gonna see Soundwave cautiously stick his hand through a crack in the door, have it magneted, and get yanked through while Jazz flips over him. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.*
B l u r r: ... In this case, I'm not sure yet.
B l u r r: If being tied to it is good.
B l u r r: [[ LOL I REMEMBER THAT SOUNDWAVE ]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Because Jazz was an unauthorized intruder, a bridge immediately opened, dragging him through it. Since Soundwave was magneted, he got yanked right back into Dancitron and fell through with Jazz--*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *And they both ended up a fair distance away, completely locked out of a building now on shutdown.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: ((YOU BETTER REMEMBER HE'S STILL SO MAD))
B l u r r: [[ BE MAD WERE ON CYBERTRONS RUINS ]]
Bevel: Aw well, I hope you figure it out. *encouraging smile*
FakeProwl: *... hmmm. Well.*
FakeProwl: *this requires some serious contemplation. prowl puts his elbows on his knees and laces his hands together.*
FakeProwl: *and presses them over his mouth.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Elbow nudge. He sees that.*
B l u r r: ... /tilts helm/ Hmh. So, what's your plan, huh?
B l u r r: / at bevel /
FakeProwl: *he's shaking.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Confirm THAT not shared either.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *His dignity may be fluttering away in the wind, but at least Prowl is having a good moment for once. Shortage of those lately.*
Bevel: *shrugs* Plans for what?
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I will absolutely not be sharing this.»
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... And the Constructicons better not be either.»
FakeProwl: *good moment's over. What if that file got transferred to them during recharge? What if they decided they didn't care about Prowl's promise not to share it?*
FakeProwl: *wilts slightly*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *He sees this wilt.*
B l u r r: / leans forward to look at Bevel/ You want on the ship or not?
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Inform them if this, shared, Soundwave personally ensures guard deals never again accepted.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Furthermore: existing Constructicon enjoyment items confiscated, shared among Autobot newbuilds.
Bevel: Oh that! Um, well. *it would get her away from the horrible awkwardness of her home planet* would you mind someone else coming with me?
FakeProwl: *small nod.*
FakeProwl: *attaches that note to the file. If the A/V file gets transferred to them, the threat will go with it.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Small nudge.*
FakeProwl: *questioning ping*
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Own fault.
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Wait, who's goin' with ya?//
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... What is?»
B l u r r: ... Who's the someone else?
B l u r r: / tilts helm and flicks finials/ Remember, joining my crew means I am your Captain.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Shared file. Constructicon tie known. Other data also given. Shrinking: unnecessary.
Bevel: My amica and I am used to following orders.
B l u r r: So who is this america?
B l u r r: / he doesn't know these terms /
B l u r r: / An amica endurae is an american endurance /
ItsyBitsySpyers: [[..................America?]]
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Yeah, he heard that.*
FakeProwl: *shakes head. doesn't make a difference.*
Bevel: *stares at Blurr for a second trying to think of how to answer this*
FakeProwl: *he was still Reminded of them. and that he has no control over this connection.*
B l u r r: ... Isn't that what it's called?
B l u r r: That's what you said, right?
Bevel: Amica.
B l u r r: ...Ah.
B l u r r: Well, who is that?
Bevel: Like a really important friend. Some universes do not have them.
B l u r r: We certainly don't
Bevel: *this feels like such an understatment of the term but it's the best she can give*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Quiet vent. Light thumb rubbing on whatever plate it's resting against.*
B l u r r: Anyway. Who are they?
ItsyBitsySpyers: *He'll wait until Prowl feels like saying something about it or moving on. Whichever.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble and Frenzy chinhands and watch Bevel and Blurr. They wanna know too.*
FakeProwl: *doesn't feel like saying anything now. just sorta slumps there.*
Bevel: *sticks tongue out at the twins* Rolodex is a minicon from one of the Malgus universe. They are not a warrior or anything like that.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Well, then Soundwave will just stay there with him for now. Maybe have an idea to temporarily get him 'away' from his troubles for a bit, in a few minutes.*
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Which one's Malgus?//
Bevel: The one with the zombie Starscream.
B l u r r: [[ Maglus is TFA, yes? ]]
Bevel: [[Yes
B l u r r: *Malgus ]]
B l u r r: [[ My son is from Malgus. My other Blurr ]]
Bevel: [[TFA Blurr <3
B l u r r: [[ yasss ]]
B l u r r: A minicon, hn? And what use will they do for the crew? Or you, for that matter?
B l u r r: If you're part of the crew, you're part of the ship.
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Hey! Don't you go stickin' her in no walls!//
Bevel: *armor bristles slightly*Rolodex has been my friend since I first got lost. They are really smart and nice and help keep all our mercenary data neat and make sure we don't mess anything up
B l u r r: So, they can keep data organized?
Bevel: Huh-uh! They were a data keeper at a big prison on their Cybertron.
B l u r r: Hmmm...we could use someone with those skills. Skychaser is moving to full time pilot.
B l u r r: And you?
B l u r r: / looks at the twins/ And I won't be putting anyone in a wall.
ItsyBitsySpyers: //Good.// Squint.
Bevel: I fight mostly.
B l u r r: Do you need a reason to?
B l u r r: You see, being a pirate is all about going against the grain. I don't want you to join and then you decide not to participate in any raids or pillaging events.
Bevel: I do not hurt civilians.
B l u r r: /scoffs/ then what kind of pirate are you expecting to be?
Bevel: The kind that helps you take out bots like Thundertron.
B l u r r: /smirks/ Now now, I didn't need a lot of help with that. /points to Frenzy/ Just his help.
B l u r r: /lifts digit/ However... this may work to our advantage. Mechs like Thundertron need to be stopped.
Bevel: *nods*
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): This, not ideal overheard talk. If company still needed-wanted, Prowl avatar permitted longer stay within apartment. Speech, quiet not minded.
Bevel: *she can't deny Frenzy's awesomeness during that fight*
B l u r r: Hmmnh... /leans forrward and looks over Bevel/ I don't think I ever got a proper introduction.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Frenzy puffs a bit.*
Bevel: My name is Bevel.
B l u r r: ... Blurr. /shifts and holds out a claw/ Captain of the Emperor. /Your/ Captain, if you choose to be on my ship.
B l u r r: That means you do what I say, when I say it. Any signs of mutiny.. .well... you don't want to know what kind of appetite I have.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «... I may as well go home.» *he's got nothing to offer Soundwave right now.*
Bevel: Ew. *takes the offered claw* Does that mean I get stuck on this Earth now?
B l u r r: It means you're stuck with me until we can leave. It won't be long now. I think I've managed to gain the sympathy of the mech who took me.
B l u r r: I'm quite the actor. /smirks and lifts a digit to his scarred derma/ Don't tell anyone, though.
Bevel: *giggles* So am I.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Prowl certain? Home comfort not expected in present moment... this, time away assistance. Return not required. Peace, quiet. Soundwave's time spent repairing datapads.
Bevel: I have to get Rolodex and our stuff if we have to live on the ship.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *In other words, Prowl doesn't have to entertain him if he just wants to leave his mind somewhere that isn't the prison apartment for a while.*
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «The Constructicons aren't home at night. I can get peace and quiet as easily there as anywhere else.»
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Somehow he doubts the 'peace' part of that.*
FakeProwl: *which was to say, not easily at all. but that wasn't the fault of the location. even in holoform, he could feel the itch of his sanded off decals.*
B l u r r: Good. Then get your supplies and that mech
B l u r r: And come back here. /looking Bevel over/ And bring any supplies you have
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...If mind changed, alert. Simple plan adjustment. Not difficulty if own home preferred; potential Constructicon theft warning recorded. Security presence not unexpected.
Bevel: Ok! *Blurr better hope he's up for the sheer amount of supplies and stuff Bevel is bringing back*
B l u r r: / he wants all the things /
B l u r r: ... Welcome to The Emperor... Bevel. /twitches claws/
ItsyBitsySpyers: *He knows he's made this offer at least once a week now, but he's not entirely sure what else to do. There's no mental clues to go off of, and Prowl can be closed-off even when he's NOT upset.*
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «No. No—don't come over.»
Bevel: Thanks, Blurr. Captain. *shrugs, look formal titles are not a thing with her merc group*
B l u r r: Mm.../waves claw/ You'll learn in time
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Tilts helm.*
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «There's no need for that.»
Bevel: @Soundwave: Can you help me with a space bridge later please?
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Bevel: [[Yes.]]
Bevel: @Soundwave: Thank you. :)
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...In personal experience, direction loss: more painful alone. However, if that: Prowl's wish, Soundwave... complies.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *A twist to face Bevel and a nod.*
FakeProwl: *flinches*
FakeProwl: *he hates that he can't keep anything to himself. Everything's already obvious, isn't it? he used to be able to keep secrets.*
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «"Alone" isn't even an option for me.»
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Prowl shouldnt dig at himself so hard. It's hard to have them around Soundwave.*
B l u r r: / vents and leans over on his couch to look everyone else over. Well, he's comfortable here. Lays out on couch /
B l u r r: You'll learn to like living here. My ship isn't so bad, you know. /to Bevel /
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Apology. Corrected term: "Unaccompanied." Implication Constructicon ties forgotten unintended.
Bevel: Better than living on Cybertron.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Rumble mutters something that sounds like "ain't that the truth"*
B l u r r: Kyeheheh, if you say so. You'll never go hungry
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «Mm.» *the wording doesn't make much difference.* «... I dislike being fussed over.»
Bevel: Good to know.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): ...Acknowledged. Glass treatment not meant. This - Soundwave not unfamiliar. After betrayal, new function not known. Carrier privacy also reduced. --
B l u r r: Mmhm. You see, we make stops all over the verses. I'm sure you'll get used to it.
ItsyBitsySpyers: Intended offer purpose: support, understanding, assistance. Prowl capability still understood. However, desire: reduce unnecessary suffering, avoid unilateral decision.
Bevel: I am used to travelling through the multiverse.
B l u r r: Oh, good. Then you're used to foreign places.
B l u r r: Now, there are guests that come and go on the ship that you should be aware of.
ItsyBitsySpyers: (txt): That, only reason. Prowl decision: time unaccompanied wanted. That, respected. Goodnight bid.
FakeProwl: @Soundwave «I shouldn't have said I turned down a job offer.»
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Or not.*
Bevel: Guests?
B l u r r: Yes.
B l u r r: For one, if you see a white mech with red markings, if he still looks the same, that's Drift.
B l u r r: If he's on the ship and he tells you to do something, you're advised to listen to him.
B l u r r: He's like my honorary first mate.
ItsyBitsySpyers: @Prowl: (txt): Data learned soon regardless. Small pieces already possessed. Starscream complaint suffering expected. Soundwave sees much. That, role. Cannot apologize. Respect, best counter.
Bevel: Oh. Ok.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *So he'll let go and bow his helm.*
FakeProwl: *irritated sigh* @Soundwave «... Goodnight.»
B l u r r: Big green and white mech with AMP across his chassis? That's Roadbuster. He's allowed on the ship any time.
B l u r r: And if I say I have a guest and you are to remain in your sectors of the ship, listen to what I say.
FakeProwl: *disappears*
B l u r r: The trophy room is off limits. /counting on digits/ The room of intellect is open to mechs who wish to settle and work on their own source material for themselves. I'll explain
B l u r r: the basics of our beliefs some other time.
B l u r r: You're welcome to look at any frames on the wall, but don't knock them down
Bevel: *nods and listens intently*
B l u r r: Oberyn, you'll know him when you see him, is allowed to roam wherever he likes. If you don't want him in your room, make sure you lock the door.
B l u r r: Menace, who I'm sure is on the ship somewhere, might be in the vents. Just be wary.
Menace: *muffled* I'm in the closet today.
B l u r r: ... He's in the closet, apparently.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *Shakes his helm a little. Prowl can be mad at him if he wants. He's not going to be sorry that he figures things out--.*
Bevel: Closet ok. Lock doors. *she should have written this down maybe*
B l u r r: Menace is my audio and optic set. He's gotten rid of traitors before and I'm sure he's itching to do it again sometime.
B l u r r: Either way, just remember that my ship can be very interesting to live on so long as you follow the rules.
B l u r r: Oh, and you might want to tell me what you like to eat now.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *And he's not going to be sorry that he told Prowl he was semi-familiar with the problem. It's true.*
Bevel: Leave. I have friends off ship. My creator. I will need to visit them sometimes. And I only eat energon. Regular kind. Or high grade sometimes. Not anything made from humans.
Bevel: The human stuff is gross.
ItsyBitsySpyers: *He's just going to ping Bevel and Blurr simple goodbyes and make his way out. Like he said, he has datapads to repair.*
B l u r r: Right, well, we don't eat humans here. But, the cannibar does serve energon from many mechs. /smirks/ so be careful what you order.
Bevel: *pings back, will message later for that bridge*
B l u r r: /waves to Soundwave /
B l u r r: As for leave, I won't keep you from whatever a creator is, but you need to remember that you'll be a wanted mech, so whatever happens when you leave is on your helm.
B l u r r: But we will come get you if there is an attack. We don't leave crew mates behind.
Bevel: That is ok than.
B l u r r: One more thing. I have alliances. Strong ones. Anything we do... any business between them remains between us.
B l u r r: Nothing can be said outside of the crew unless I say so.
Bevel: I can keep secrets. I am really good at it.
B l u r r: Good. then we're all right. Now, I just need you to know that we mechs... don't believe in Primus. Mechs from my universe, anyway.
B l u r r: You can pray to whatever bag of chips you want.
Bevel: *snickers*
B l u r r: But on this ship, with my mechs from my verse that I brought, they worship in a different way. You're allowed to talk to
B l u r r: whatever you want. But, don't push it on others. Other than that, talk to those pringles.
Bevel: *she is going to assume that means no one will be pushing pringles she doesn't want onto her as well and nod in agreement*
B l u r r: / nods / See? I can be a good Captain.
B l u r r: / flexes claws/ Sometimes. Better than Thundertron, eh?
Bevel: A lot of bots are better than Thundertron but I think we can make this work.
Bevel: *she stands* I will go get my things now and Rolodex and I will return as soon as we are able. It will not be very long. I will bring whatever supplies for the ship that I can.
B l u r r: Right. Get a move on, then.
Bevel: *nods and leaves*
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FE: Birthright Randomised Chapter 3 and 4
(aka ‘Azura has no chill. At all. Ever.’)
It’s Time
for more of this madness lol
We gon’ do at least chapter 3 this time aroooound
ah yeah we start with a really vanilla cutscene w/ Garon being like ‘hey i don’t care if i adopted ya, i’ll literally kill ya if ya step outta line, so do this thing at the Bottomless Canyon and i may forgive ya this time’ n’ all that
Also Iago >:Y
Did u guys know that Iago has the same English VA as Subaki? I didn’t until I looked up Jaffar’s FE Heroes va, who’s also the same guy
Though nothing can compare to Hayato and Saizo having the same va tbh-
Ah yeah, there’s Hans, one of the only dudes in this game to not wear trousers :V
then Xander’s like ‘nah, don’t trust them, m8′
‘k, bruh’
Onward to the Bottomless Canyon!
.... I just realised this may be a little difficult without a healer ahahah;;;;
oh well >:V
aaaand there’s Gunter complaining about how he doesn’t like the Bottomless Canyon
well at least he won’t need to look at it for long
:3c
>:3ccccc
there goes Hans being a suicidal idiot
Just think; literally none of this would have happened if Hans didn’t kill that generic samurai, but nah, we gotta have plot, yo
FORCED TUTORIAL ABOUT BATTLE FORMATIONS GOOOOOOO
Hans only has 1 luck as a level 2 Beserker lMAO WEAK
he has the same base strength as Kaze tho;;;;
yeah just gonna.... let Hans die from those Samurai on the bridge there, while I sneak around their range
Free stuuuuuff >:3cc
aaaand there goes Hans
he Ded
Time to use this Dragon Vein! c:
Another level up for Corrin!
Much better this time; HP, strength, magic, speed and res
.... ok I’m glad she dodged that archer, because that would have been rather troublesome seeing as I have no healers-
Also I’m gonna trade Gunter’s steel lance to Kaze at least before I end the chapter and see if he still has it when he comes back later? Or maybe I should just give it to Corrin to hold on to, idk
..... wait I can’t trade items yet
gdi fates
It’s only just occurred to me how many samurai are in these chapters lol
“You’re quite skilled” yeah Kaze, they’re also quite dead
aaand the reinforcements come along blech-
...... I don’t like how low Kaze’s hit rate is against Omozu-
Or Corrin’s for that matter ahahah;;;
Oh... nevermind then it wasn’t a problem
yet another level for Corrin, this time HP, strength and speed
.... I think I’m gonna wait for these sky knights to come over to get Kaze some more exp, idk
... wow, he got a basically blank level up except for Defence that’s a
surprise
Anyway time to seize!
time to see who Azura’s retainers are >:3ccccccc
..... holy shit
... This basically sums up the entire randomiser, tbh
//inhales
IZANA IS SAIZO
and therefore Rinkah’s brother
.... well they both have white hair soooo......? Hair colour genetics-wise, it actually kinda works???
I’m sorry but look at this madness I’m
Aaaand here comes the vanilla Nohr siblings again
I wonder who Kagero is; we’ll find out very soon, at least :’’’D
There they are!
.... it’s Hayato
it’s hAYAT O
AND I WAS JUST MENTIONING HOW HE HAS THE SAME VA AS SAIZO EARLIER-
Azura ‘No Chill’ coming to kick some Nohrian ass right here
I love that she’s Ryoma tho, have I mentioned that? It’s perfect
idk about you guys but I’m having a blast with this so far
Anyway time to continue the plot
I can’t believe Gunter is freaking dead
bYE THEN
Time for dragons
I do quite like the design for Dragon Corrin tho, it looks quite different from usual dragons, and it’s pretty darn neat
welp off I go down the Canyon lol;;;
aaaand there’s Lilith
the fishdragon
thing
off to the astral plane ayyy
with it’s explanations that we’ve already heard and whatnot
and the fact that it puts the quarters right in the middle of the path -3-
Jakob ambush
Jakobush
... that was terrible, sorry
Anyway that’s the end of Chapter 3! :’D
Time for Chapter 4! >:3ccc
So Jakob, what are ya looking at that’s so interesting? :o
ah yeah then they talk about ‘o ur gonna execute me, aren’t ya?’
‘nnaaaaaaah’
HOLY HECK I COULDN’T GET IT BUT LIKE
His model went weird because his model doesn’t have the right animation and then he just-
floated for a little bit
It’s... really something you’d need to see for urself asfdauiudhusd
.... Jakob what is so interesting about the roof?
ayyy there’s Rinkah again :D
Oh my farore-
Corrin said “We meet again. Rinkah, right?”
and Rinkah’s voiceline was ‘Not even close!’ so I just imagine it’s like
‘wow ok who else could ya be then-’
Off to Castle Shirasagi we gooooo
oooo there’s Azura ‘No Chill’ (ok well she’s pretty chill now but w/e) :D
She’s a Spear Master :o
wait that means she can’t use the Raijinto heck-
Maybe she can heart seal into a class that can?? idk, hopefully?
I mean I do love Spear Masters, but we can promote Rinkah into one soo :V
Aaaaand there’s me mum, Mikoto
... I just realised Jakob and Rinkah disappeared hahaha
wait nvm Jakob’s back, I can see his hand right in the corner
Right theeeere
There goes Azura humming again lol
Heck yeah, man
Yeah I think I’m just gonna call her Azura ‘No Chill’ from now on, because she really doesn’t have any o<o;;;;
~~~Flaaaaaaashhhhhbaaaaaaaack~~~
oh hey another generic samurai, yeah sorry I kinda killed a lot of your identical twins; but it was self defence, man, they attacked first-
.... Azura, Shigure doesn’t exist yet, do you just yell that name sometimes knowing your going to give it to your future son or whuh-
Anyway time to help Mozu and Takumiiiii
oh my farore, Mozu, it’s not nice to say someone smells like a goat like that
like, who are you even talking to? Takumi? those Faceless surrounding you? tbh I’d think they’s smell more like rotting flesh or just... mould and dirt, tbh, something repulsive idk
Ya know what? I like the thought of Takumi being a good older sibling to Mozu, it’s an interesting dynamic
lol, Azura’s sprite still says she’s a Swordmaster (for stability b/c she isn’t joining us yet-)
oooOOOOooo Rinkah has a Beast Killer :o
that’ll come in handy I do believe, given how many mounted units are in the Nohrian army >:3ccccc
And Jakob has a Brass Katana
Let’s look at Jakob’s stats and stuff, shall we?
Not bad; he’s got Pragmatic (+3 to damage dealt and -1 to damage taken against injured foes, pretty darn sweet) as a personal, and he also has Shurikenfaire which is.... kinda useless with his current class lol
But a C rank is swords is pretty darn neat! :o
E rank in Dragonstones not so much, but they only go up to C rank anyway, right? Nothing grinding can’t fix, if I decide to keep him this class :V
His bases are pretty even which is pretty good, they aren’t exactly great but this is still early game :V
He’s gonna be interesting to use, at least :’D
(Growth rates are HP = 25, Str = 45, Mag = 40, Skill = 20, Spd = 45, Lck = 15, Def = 45, Res = 20, so yeah skill and luck are his weaknesses but we can work around that)
(Can’t really look at Rinkah’s stats yet b/c technically she isn’t in the army at this point since I haven’t branched off into Birthright yet hahahah;;;)
Anyway let’s go! >:D
ah yes, NOW we can trade items
where were you when I wanted to give Kaze a free steel lance, bruh?
oo that Goddess Icon will be handy, either for Corrin or Jakob; given their lower luck growths
Takumi about to kick some Faceless ass lol
oddly fitting for him to say something like that
obligatory auto-battle tutoriaaaalll
also Azura looks great w/ Raijinto, just saying
Rinkah levelled uuuup, she got HP, Strength and Luck c:
And she learned Seal Defence awwwww yeeeeaaaah soonnnnnnnnn
Azura, please chill, that’s a little overkill, isn’t it??
all right, just one more Faceless remaining >:3
Oh hey! Corrin’s weapon level went up!
dang it, Azura got the last one >:V
AND IT WAS A CRIT HOLY HECK
oooh we get to see Mozu’s class now!
... I can’t tell if it’s a Merchant or Apothecary, but we’ll find out soon! :’D
Ok but Diviner!Takumi looks pretty cool, ngl
anyway an obligatory explanation of Faceless later
oh yeah and a cutscene talking about Corrin’s old room idk
oooooh! Now we get to see who Azura is! :D
Hah, because it’s not Azura there’s no song at all :p
oh my Farore-
It’s Kagero holy heck-
Hopefully she’s showing up as a ninja for stability, and she’s... not actually randomised into a ninja- (Nope; glancing at the output folder she randomised into a ninja. What are the odds of that happening, am I right?? >:V Oh well, she’ll still have different heart seal options we can mess around with :3c)
it’s funny because she’s a Hoshidan ninja-
yadda yadda yadda, talking about Nohr and Hoshido and Mikoto, stuff like thaaaat
Aaaand that’s Chapter 4! :D
I also think I’m gonna stop playing here so it doesn’t get too long
Next time I do believe we’ll be doing chapter 5 and maybe chapter 6 as well! therefore officially branching off into Birthright, and hopefully not breaking the game! :’’’D
ahhh but this is so fun ashfudhfsuhdf
I love just being able to ramble on about this tbh, hahah
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thats luego
luego satona
hes gay / pan (nobody rlly figures out which. hes just in general Rlly Into Dudes) and he was one of the people in blu's friend group when blu was a human
and uh
ali ve
witnessed / indirectly caused blu's death (the entire group did but he feels the most guilty over it)
he had a crush on (imma call him blu until i figure out his human name btw ahA) blu even tho he knew blu was straght
he jokingly gives luego shit for it
like lue making kissy noises and acting like hes about to amother blu in love and blus just like "eW BRO STOP!!! KISSING IS GROSS UGH"
but he doesnt care if one of his best friend's gay or pan or w/e as long as he finds someone hes happy with
but blus just personally grossed out by affection in general so thats where the 'giving him shit for it' comes in, ie: laughing in faux-disgust while shoving lue's face away bc luegos still tryina sneak in n smooch him just to ruffle his feathers
stuff like that :)
tho after blu died
well
lemme copy paste
it woNT SEND
[hes tall
n blu uh
is sort of?
luego is def taller tho
kappital - 11/15/2017
hows he feelin about
dead boy
manic pixie dream tarantula - 11/15/2017
dunno the exact relationship yet so idk how hed react but
he was definitely Upset the night it happened
esp since im thinkin he was one of the ones joking like "bro ur gonna fuckin hurt urself" n such bc he was geuinly like "IDK IF THIS IS A GOOD IDEA GUYS" but was playing cool abt it
kappital - 11/15/2017
:0
manic pixie dream tarantula - 11/15/2017
but when blu died from whatever happened (it was an instant accident kinda deal, like a stumble+fall or smthin) and everyone kinda freaked n left, luego was the last one to leave
bc he geuinly didnt know what to do n so he hung back just staring in horror and trying to think of some other option until the grouo called back like "dUDE LETS GO" or smthin n he judt made a rlly frustrated / upset noise before glancing over one last time apologetically / "this is so fucked" kinda look at blu n then turning to run with the rest
bc they knew if police or smthin showed up thered be a fuckton of trouble for them since they prolly had a p bad reputation around town anyways, so itd def look like a crime rather than an accident
so they just
ran
but luego was def one of the ones most fucked up by it tho
he felt rlly nauseated n guilty for a long time afterwards, even after all the rlly bad emotional stuff
kappital - 11/15/2017
thats fucking intense
ive had dreams like that thats scary
manic pixie dream tarantula - 11/15/2017
yE AH
but today like, at this very moment idk where hes at or what hes up to
that im still figuring out
or if hes even still around ngl
but after that most of the group splintered off into being rlly upset with one another n he was prolly the angriest out of the group bc he was the closest one emotionally w/ blu
so thats fun :) ]
OH there we go
:)
he tried to uh
take himself out a few times but after a few failed attempts he was just like "fuck it this is stupid anyways. ill just. idk, ill try to...make the best of it. or something." n thats how he lived to where he is today
openly gay/pan, lived a slightly lavish life style that he liked to show off, drank socially but even then not that muvh bc alcohol is personally gross to him but its a good way to loosen up at big events or w/e
manic pixie dream tarantula - Last Thursday at 1:00 PM
i flip between present n past tense when typing accidently bc techincally "today" / "current" luego uh
died around 20 yrs or so b4 blu was summoned by alexander back into the human world
like he lived a full life n shit but died from some heart problems later in life
but he was p emotionally repressed abt what happened
wouldnt get much out of him unless you openly prodded him about him a lot
like sat him down n seriously tried to pull smthin out of him
but aside from that he was a p content guy :)
also sprry if the messages are fucked, wifi is awful out here aAAAAA
manic pixie dream tarantula - Last Thursday at 2:21 PM
but ye thats a summary of luego for ya
:)))
all his earrings on both ears are diff
no two are the same
n they all have a special meaning to them
OH also
all his earrings on both ears are diff
no two are the same
that all sent out of order omfg
manic pixie dream tarantula - Last Thursday at 5:56 PM
oK im back on good wifi i tjink :)
goo - Last Thursday at 8:37 PM
i've read some of this but it's been a busy day so i'm sorry i'm not ignoring you i just want to get home and read it there so i can elaborate my thoughts and questions to you haha
manic pixie dream tarantula - Last Thursday at 8:37 PM
no no dude ur ok
leila gave me a glimpse of what happened (like a chat screenshot between yall) bc she was askin if u were mad or upset or smthin
i kno ur not ignoring me n im honestly just hopin (if i have the story right??) whichever dog got the weed stuff on accident n ended up with leg spasms is doin ok!!
goo - Last Thursday at 8:40 PM
nah bandit just passed out from weed but miracle got the spasms and he'll be fine it's the usual for him
manic pixie dream tarantula - Last Thursday at 8:40 PM
oH OK
shit man thats still def stressful if at least on some level ahA
glad they sound likr theytr gonna be ok n shit
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