Love how GTA V is just Steve going "STINKY AGENCY....... Creating chaos for money😡😡😡😡 not on my watch !! *Creates chaos*" and GTAVO is just agent 14 being like "uh actually u cunt we– I mean. the IAA did nothing wrong ever in their whole lives. Plus I'm pretty. Anyway check out this world ending scenario 😍"
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Headcanons of the IAA agents that no one asked for, but I'm writing anyway because we need more content about these corrupt mfs
14
As other users have mentioned, his name is Warren, no doubt about it.
Divorced, there's no doubt about that either.
He has a daughter named Zoey. His agency friends (Karen Daniels) call her 15.
He comes from a wealthy but distant family. He was closer to his nanny to the point of believing she was his mother until the age of five.
He wanted to be an airplane pilot as a child.
He studied law at an Ivy League school. Despite being a good lawyer, he never liked that life. When he abandoned his career and decided to join the IAA, he became the black sheep of the family, leading to disinheritance.
Have you seen that episode of The Office where Ryan wins the Hottest Employee Dundie? Well, he won the equivalent of that award at the IAA. Three times.
Despite being charismatic to us, many people within the agency don't like him, thinking he talks too much and his jokes are bad (which is true, but we don't care).
Elite agent.
FBI agents spread the rumor that he's short.
Total cinephile. A Martin Scorsese fanatic.
After contemplating it for a long time, he finally decided to join Lovemeet.net. There, he met Kiki Jenkins (who moved to LS) and dated her for a while.
He has never killed anyone, which is unusual for a GTA character.
2. Karen Daniels
She grew up in an orphanage and was in four different foster homes before being adopted by a stable couple
Good at math, she became a mathlete in high school.
Before joining the IAA, she was a con artist. And before that, she was a regular college student in need of quick money.
Elite agent and polyglot
She despises the FBI, especially Steve Haines. She and 14 used to mock his show, and Haines referred to them as "Mulder and Scully."
She has a dog as a pet.
Workaholic and incredibly organized.
She only drinks coffee without sugar. She once said, "People who take coffee with sugar are weak."
She doesn't believe in horoscopes or the MBTI.
She lives in LS but hates warm climates.
Avon Herzt once asked her out, and she obviously rejected him.
Her goal is to become the director of the IAA
Lately, she has been trying to quit smoking
3. ULP
He is gay and had a relationship with Jon Gravelli from GTA IV during the '60s (don't ask).
Unofficially, he, along with Rackman, adopted Karen and 14.
4. Phoenicia Rackman
Divorced and with two children.
Runs a cat rescue group (though this is almost canon).
Karen's spiritual teacher.
During the '90s, she was sent on various missions throughout the Middle East and Latin America. There are rumors and theories about what she did, but none are confirmed.
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ok, hes cuuuuuuute.
too sad i didnt record that when protagonist met him at bunker.
this cut scene should happened before the bunker thing cause dlc The Criminal Enterprises released at 2022.
yep im that distracted girlfriend
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i've reuploaded the agent 14 lines >:)
changelog [march 5th 2023]
- spaced out the audio clips so you can actually process what's being said (kinda. couldn't figure out how to automate the process)
- added file names to give context for the lines
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HELLO. I'm 90% sure you made the video and was wondering if you still had the agent 14 when am I gonna lose you video still up? I was just thinking about it today and wanted to look at it!! (>ω<)/。・゜゜・
YEESSS THAT WAS ME! Here it is ❤️
It's still one of my favorite edits that I've done!
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