#adams like ohNOW you’re gonna get protective. but not when we were being burn banished to the crestaceous period.

[paradisecas]

this is how adam holds his burger after he and michael escape the cage in dinosaur au. he’s been waiting so long for this but he half expects something else to go wrong before he gets to finish it. michael’s the one saying relax bro and adam looks at him w laser eyes like. relax? you’re telling me? to relax?? about my burger????

#dropping in w dinosaur lore after however long #this just came to me #15x08 but adam crams the whole thing in his mouth in one go #michael’s ‘you know that stuff will kill you right’ is less about the healthiness of a burger #and more about it being a choking hazard #adams like ohNOW you’re gonna get protective. but not when we were being burn banished to the crestaceous period. #or when u wore me to the literal apocalypse twice. or when u dragged me to hell with you. #michael’s like u dont have to rub it in :( #adam’s like i’ll rub it in all i like. and i’ll inhale as many of these as possible before some new bullshit gets in the way of borger #little does he know #:/ #mine #dinosaur au