#a little pinch is always cute but i need to have circulation lol

[sugardecay]

i should really own more cute socks

#also old photos lol #been. a minute since i’ve taken any new ones #we will get to it eventually #however. i do need thigh highs again #my thighs are just so big it’s hard to find ones that fit #a little pinch is always cute but i need to have circulation lol #me #my pics #my photos #curvy girls #big tiddy goth gf #queer #alt girl

[toukenra]

Woo the ask box is open! Say the saniwa got a marriage proposal from a stranger who claimed to have fallen in love with them at first sight. The saniwa declines, but the stranger continues to persist and tries to drag them away. How would Akashi and Yagen react to seeing this if they were dating the saniwa?

I have decided to work on at least one request per day (because I am slow at writing unlike, Mod Pancake). Honestly, I have so much on my plate but I love writing stories about the boys and it is a form of relaxation for me. I’m sorry this one takes so long because I always think about transitions from one scene to another and dialogues occurring. 

Please be patient with me.

P.S. If anyone can suggest some instrumental/orchestral pieces I can listen to while I write, It would be greatly appreciated.

Also, I listened to Aimer’s new song ‘Uta no Hana’ for the Fate:Heaven’s Feel adaptation…It’s amazing.

-Mod Catharia.

(Underneath the cut due to being quite lengthy)

AKASHI KUNIYUKI

“Aruji, there’s someone asking to see you.”

You look up from your work, meeting Hotarumaru’s lively green eyes

“Hm? Who is it, Hotaru?” You ask as you put down the pen you have been writing with.

“A man. He said that he’s from the Ministry.”

“…Oh?”

You don’t remember setting up a meeting with anyone from the Ministry…

“You’re being too loud, Aruji.” The muffled voice of Akashi Kuniyuki from his position interjected.

The Tachi from the Rai school merely remained lying down…

…with his head in your lap

His handsome face pressed incessantly closer to your torso with his arms around your hips

Jesus Kuniyuki, have you no shame?

Earlier on, you had been so embarrassed and you tried pushing him off your lap earlier but he remained in the same spot, not moving an inch

You tried reasoning with him:

“Aren’t you suppose to be tending to the horses?”

“I switched duties with Munechika.”

“You’re going to get it if Tomoe or Hasebe sees you…”

“They won’t do anything if you’re here, Aruji.”

Lazy Motherf*cker

You sigh and just give up, continuing on with your work with him on your lap until Hotarumaru’s voice caught your attention.

“Send him away, Hotaru.” The raven-haired Tachi mumbled from his spot

“Don’t listen to him, Hotaru.” You grab a nearby pillow and easily slip it underneath the idiot’s head. “Bring him to the main hall. I’ll be there in a few minutes.”

“No she won’t.”

“Yes. I am.”

No she-” You quickly wrap Kuniyuki with a blanket effectively turning him into a burrito and stick your tongue out at him.

“Yes, I am. I’ll see you in a bit.”

You quickly run off to the main hall to attend to your guest only to find a man you briefly met while gathering supplies from the Capital

How in God’s name did he find your Citadel was a mystery

After this you’ll need to make a little call to them about how this guy found you…

“Ah, my Darling!”

“I am not your darling and you’re not from the Ministry.”

“No, but I did promise to marry you.”

“What in God’s-.” You look around, hoping someone would pass by and save you. “I don’t recall such a promise…”

“Shall I refresh your memory, darling?”

The intruder was about to pull something out from his back pocket…

Any time now, someone come get me…Jesus, it better not be a ring

But before the man can pull whatever he wanted to give you

You hear the sound of a blade being unsheathed

A flash of steel appears in your vision, poised just over your shoulder, pointed at the person in front of you“Is it really okay for a lazy guy like me to beat some sense into him?”  You turn your head ever so slightly and see Kuniyuki, rubbing his hair.

You swoon a little bit

He’s looking quite cool but obviously you’ll never tell him that LOL

Thankfully, your lover didn’t need to do some ass kicking since a few of your charges were passing by and were able to apprehend your admirer

Once the intruder was dealt with, you feel the bespectacled man’s arm wrapping around your waist, pulling you closer.

Bastard didn’t even care if there were others around, and you try to pinch his hand off but to no avail

“I think I deserve a mid-day nap with you, don’t you think Master?”

YAGEN TOUSHIROU

You were both on a short trip into town, having to gather a few things like kitchen supplies, some extra clothing for the new swords and medicinal items.

You were both minding your own business when you hear a man whistle and give a few cat calls directed towards you.

“Hello, Sweetheart~”

“Looking for a husband?”

“I know a nice tea house nearby, why don’t you come join me?”

You feel the young man beside you tense up, amethyst-coloured eyes flashing dangerously

You immediately hold unto Yagen’s arm, ignoring the obnoxious men as you continued on with the errands

“Yagen. Ignore them.” You give you companion a small smile before leading him away.

“…Alright.”

The two of you continue on with your trip, making sure to take care

Sadly, You noticed that the sky was turning dark, indicating that rain was coming and you were not even half-way done with the errands

You tug at Yagen’s sleeve gently to catch his attention as he looked away from the herbs lining the shelves.

“It will be faster if we both split up, don’t you think?”

“Ah, are you sure, Aruji?”

He looks worriedly at you but you nod determinedly

“I am a grown as*s woman who can take care of myself.”

“I’ll be fine. The clothing store is just two streets away.” You reassure him.

“Aruji–”

“I’ll be back in 10 minutes.” You give the Citadel’s doctor a quick peck on the cheek and a wave before running out of the store.

Once locating the shop, you head inside to purchase some clothing for the newest additions to your Citadel…

…But you didn’t notice a figure who had been trailing you a few streets from earlier.

You were browsing the various fabrics when you feel someone hovering over your shoulder.

You turn your head only to be greeted by that creep who had been cat calling you earlier on

“You know you shouldn’t ignore someone while they are talking to you, sweetheart.”

“Who the f*ck are you to call me that, you punk a*s b*tch?”

Sorry guys, Mod Catharia absolutely hates-being cat called and will fight anyone who does that to her

“Don’t call me that.”

“Oh come now, Don’t be like that.” The creep leans in closer to you making you cringe and turn your head away. “I think we’d make a cute couple, don’t you think?”

“Are you blind? No we wouldn’t. I already have someone.” You reply snarkyly and shove the man away from you. “Now please, Excuse me–”

You barely finish your sentence when you feel the creep push you up against the shelves.

“Now look here, Sweetheart. I–”

This time it was the idiot’s turn to be interrupted when he feels the small, cold blade being pressed against his back.

“You should really think before you act…baka.”  You immediately recognize Yagen’s voice and breath a sigh of relief.

Immediately the man who tired to force himself on you was knocked unconscious with a hard blow courtesy of the Tantou

The noise caught the shop keeper’s attention and he called authorities to apprehend the man

Yagen had set to work on tying up the idiot rather tightly

Pretty sure he wanted to cut off the dumba*s circulation, hoping that his hands would fall off

The young man pays for your items and silently tugs you out of the store

“Yagen, wait.”

You two found yourselves in a nearby inn, having some tea while waiting out the rain that had just started

You sit there uncomfortable with the silence until you can’t handle it anymore.

“Yagen, I’m sorry.”

“…”

“…Yagen, Don’t ignore me.”

“…”

“I should have listened to you.”

“Next time, Don’t be reckless, Aruji.” A small sigh escapes the Tantou and he rests his cheek on the palm of his hand, looking at you.

“Yes.” A moment passes and you bite your lip, unnerved by the fact that the purple-haired teen keeps staring at you.

“W-what is it?”

“Nothing. I’m just thinking–” A small smirk appears on the Tantou’s lips as he keeps eye contact with you. “–that if you ever decide to marry me, We make a good-looking couple, Aruji.”

#Touken Ranbu #Asks #Request #Yagen Toushirou #akashi kuniyuki #Mod Catharia #Abrupt Marriage Proposals #I'm watching a Resident Evil 4 Walkthrough at the same time while I write #LOL Wanna see if you guys actually read the tags #Anon #Scenario

[off-the-wall-gay]

All of them.

You're so lucky I'm bored 1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?Cereal2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?Nope, winter sucks 3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?Pretty much any scrap of paper I can find4: how do you take your coffee/tea?I don't like either 🙈5: are you self-conscious of your smile?Not really. I'm self conscious of my teeth sometimes6: do you keep plants?I have one from my freshman year of college7: do you name your plants?Her name is Oti 8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?Photography 9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?YAS10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?Side11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends?That I'm a puppy12: what's your favorite planet?Earth I guess?13: what's something that made you smile today?Knowing I'll be in Florida in 25 days 14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?I'd probably kill her tbh because she's messy and I'm a neat freak 😂😂15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!Apparently female kangaroos have 3 vaginas 16: what's your favorite pasta dish?Fettuccini Alfredo 😛 17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?Honestly I like my hair 18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.She broke her phone while drunkenly doing our field hockey warm up on the sidewalk 19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?I do. I write pretty much whatever and keep tickets, receipts, little things, etc in it20: what's your favorite eye color?Blue 21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.I don't really have one...I do have a hat that's been everywhere with me. I've worn it to every place I've ever been.22: are you a morning person?Depends23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?Watch Dr. Phil and nap 24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?Probably Muppet 25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into?My own house I guess 26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?My black converse 27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor?Spearmint 28: sunrise or sunset?Sunrise 29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?I'm blanking right now 30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?Yeah31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.I mostly wear white socks tbh 32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.In middle school my friends and I stayed up all night and watched the sunrise together 33: what's your fave pastry?Muffins34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?BUDDY!! He's a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy and I still have him. 35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?Not really36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now?Currently I've been digging Mumford again 37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?Clean whenever possible 38: tell us about your pet peeves!When people call koalas bears 😤😤 they are marsupials 39: what color do you wear the most?Burgundy 40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you?My claddagh ring. I've had one for as long as I can remember 41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving?Ask the Passengers 42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!Starbucks lol43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?No one 44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?When I was in Erie for the first time with my now ex girlfriend 45: do you trust your instincts a lot?Yes46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.Cheese is Gouda 47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?Lima beans 48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?Death, yes 49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?I do but I haven't bought any recently 50: what's an odd thing you collect?Heads up pennies 51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?Muppet - Love is an Open Door because we are duet buddies 52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?Totinos53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?None54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?My ex55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point?No idea 56: what are some things you find endearing in people?Generosity, kindness, good sense of humor, honesty, confidence 57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?Love that song 58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?Muppet is wine mom and I guess I'll be the vodka aunt 59: what's your favorite myth?Loch Ness60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?I do like poetry. Mostly writing though 61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received?Not sure about given. But my friend got me a sports illustrated calendar last year 😂62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?Nope63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?Kinda 64: what color is the sky where you are right now?White 65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with?My best friend from high school 66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?I don't like flower crowns 67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?Like cuddling68: what's winter like where you live?Gross69: what are your favorite board games?Clue70: have you ever used a ouija board?NO NO NO NO NO NO NO 71: what's your favorite kind of tea?Do chai tea lattes count?72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it?Yes73: what are some of your worst habits?Biting the inside of my lip 😤74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.Wine, science, tall, field hockey, pugs75: tell us about your pets!Oliver is a 12 year old yorkie who I love to bits 76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't?Getting out of bed 77: pink or yellow lemonade?Both 78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?Hateclub because I had to wear a minion costume for work and that thing had no air circulation and is now known as the death egg79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?Surprised me by visiting me on my birthday 80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?Gray and teal. I picked them because I liked them81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.Too tired for this rn82: are/were you good in school?I was decent 83: what's some of your favorite album art?I don't knowwww84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?Eventually I wanna get a half sleeve I think 85: do you read comics? what are your faves?I read Dumbing of Age online86: do you like concept albums? which ones?Not really87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?Mean Girls88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?Not really89: are you close to your parents?My mom but not really my dad 90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.Cork, Ireland was where I studied abroad. It will always feel like a second home to me91: where do you plan on traveling this year?Florida92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?Drowns 93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most?Hair down94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?One of my study abroad friends 95: what are your plans for this weekend?Relax because I don't have work for once 96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?I try to install them quickly but forget a lot 97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?ENFJ, Sagittarius, Gryffindor 98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?It's been a really long time. I loved it. I need a hiking buddy. 99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them."The Planets Bend Between Us" and "Closed Hand, Full of Friends"100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?Probably the future. I feel stuck currently.