#Zoro pulls Chopper into his lap like puppet and pretends to do a ventriloquist show with him. He woos the crowd and shit.

[hylianane]

Oda doesnt want you to know this but actually the real reason Zoro can speak with a sword in his mouth is because as a kid he got his hands on dozens of Ventriloquism 101 books and can now speak perfectly without moving any part of his face at all.

He can distort his voice to sound extremely far away, or like its coming through a snail phone. A part of him wants to take this information to his grave and another desperately wants to use his ventriloquist talent to try and convince Luffy that the piece of steak in his hand has gained sentience and is begging for its life, just to see if Luffy would eat it anyway.

#do you see the vision #one piece #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #ventriloquist zoro living in my head rent free 24/7 #picture if you will that in order to hide from the marines on some random island #Zoro pulls Chopper into his lap like puppet and pretends to do a ventriloquist show with him. He woos the crowd and shit. #Chopper just lies limp for a while until the marines leave but then he turns to Zoro and is like #“That was really good show Zoro but you know I could’ve just spoken for myself #You didn’t need to do a silly voice for me or. Anything” #maybe I’m the only person in the world that finds this funny actually. #my post