#YES alejandro counts as a cringefail man. he has a soul patch!

[total-drama-brainrot]

the thing about (the most prevalent) noah ships is that he's paired with exclusively powerful girlbosses and/or cringefail men.

#he's either punching above his weight by bagging a baddie #or babysitting Incompetence Georg (/pos) #(literally every bisexual i know shares these partner preferences-) #YES alejandro counts as a cringefail man. he has a soul patch! #kinda drafty in here (posts from the drafts) #td noah #noaheather #nemma #nortney #neva #nizzy #nowen #alenoah #noco #tynoah #dunoah #feel free to apply this to your preferred noah ship i can guarantee it'll work 9/10 times #shitposting #thoughtless posting