#Wu Ming is to cool and composed because trauma bit I think he should have been painfully a teen with a gay crush

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Never would have happened because they were both like deeply deeply traumatised but I think the funniest thing that could have happened is if Wu Ming just panicked every time Xie Lian looked at him like proper girl with a crush, falling over bins, horny on main, word vomit I think it would have cured Xie Lian of his mental illness and given him like 8 new ones.

#wulian #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #wu ming #heaven official's blessing #Wu Ming is to cool and composed because trauma bit I think he should have been painfully a teen with a gay crush #Xie Lian: stabs someone #Wu Ming: God I wish that were me #zees 2am text posts