#Wriothesley is grumpy that it takes him a full week to recover from a cold that had Childe down for 2 days

[theactualsunshinechild]

Let yourself imagine established WrioChi having a winter walk and Childe starts a snowball fight. It gets heated and Wriothesley ends up getting full body tackled into the ice cold water, but, thanks to cryo vision user privilege, Childe is the only one who catches a cold from it all and has to be nursed back to health.

(Wriothesley has to threaten to hand him over to Sigewinne regularly because Childe keeps trying to give him his cold via kisses)

((Childe succeeds))

#he regrets it too because now he's stuck trying to nurse the least cooperative patient in the world #he and Sigewinne are tag teaming this man into recovery and it takes both of them pressuring him to get him to take a proper break #“you have a 40°C fever you need to REST.” #“what I NEED is to get this paperwork done so that rest is an option” #“Fine. I'm giving you 15 minutes. if you aren't done by then I'm dragging you out of this office by force.” #in the end Childe had to manhandle him into bed and coax meds down his throat with honeyed tea #Wriothesley is grumpy that it takes him a full week to recover from a cold that had Childe down for 2 days #genshin impact #wriothesley #childe #wriochi #wriothesley x childe #tartaglia #tarthesley #Wriothesley x Tartaglia #childe ajax tartaglia #Sigewinne #Sigewinne gives them both very long lectures about the contagious nature of the common cold #the look in her huge eyes says they're both on thin fucking ice and they better not do this shit again