we do be the worst assets qwq but do enjoy some more of our crazyness XD would make our day if you could check it out and maybe comment your fav moments? :3 <3
For a season and a half, Nicolas Anelka showed us how good he could be - was the French striker 'the one that got away?'
Real Madrid. Manchester City. Liverpool. Chelsea. PSG. Juventus.
Not a bad roll call for a player.
Arguably though, it was the two years that Nicolas Anelka fired goals for Arsenal that were his most prolific, his most dangerous – and showed his true potential.
For Gooners – is Anelka the ‘one that got away?’
In 1998, club legend Ian Wright was still the main man. New boss Arsene Wenger had a…
A TRANSCRIPT OF THE MELTIEST CARRAVILLE XMAS PRESENT EVER (spoilers under cut)
Jamie: "So, eh, I've got you a couple presents... so eh, this relationship's been goin' on a long time, and I've gotta think of like, my greatest moments alongside you...had a lot of ups and downs!"
Gary: (watching in nervous amusement)
*Jamie begins opening Gary's present for him*
Jill (bemused): "Are you opening it for him?"
JC: (realises what he's doing): "Oh, sorry, yeah!"
*Jamie hands half-open prezzie to Gary*
ALL: *IN HYSTERICS*
Gary: (opens already half-open present)
Wrighty (leaning in to see): "What is it--?! AHHHH, I love those!"
Gary: *reveals snow globe*
Jamie: "I just wanted you to put it on the mantlepiece-- a little snow globe."
Usually those press interviews are basically all the same and I tend to skip them after a while as they're rather repetitive... but this one is sooo worth a listen.
Once again a rather 'real' Taika chat about all things work and life (I have the feeling he doesn't really give a shit anymore, at least not about those who only shit on him and his work which GOOD FOR HIM! If you don't get it, his films are not for you which is fine!).
I love listening to him talk about his work, and the questions were very well thought of (which isn't always the case).
I freaking adore him.
So here's a recap of what happened so far at the pundit world cup:
Roy was caught going shopping with Wrighty (THEY WERE PLAYING MINI MALL FOOTBALL. I REPEAT: MINI MALL FOOTBALL). You couldn't tell if it's more traumatizing for the people of Qatar or for Roy.
Gary's still eating weetabix and going to the gym every morning. Him and Wrighty apparently also made Roy pay for their weetabix and yoghurt but his golden credit card was declined at the till in Doha ("it's past my 50 quid daily allowance") he had to text his wife Theresa to up his daily allowance LOL
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The pundits have created a real-life multiverse of madness: The BBC-ITV cross pundit matches. Micah get put in goal, Roy threw himself back to 1998 and scored an off-the-ground goal. Celebrations were had, shirts were thrown off, grown middle-aged men were making sandwich piles, chaosness was ensued.
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The sky team (Keano, Nev, Micah) dragged the other british pundits to a night out last week where Keano was said to teach G Nev how to "dance with his hips" 🥲💀
Roy Keane did a Roy Keane for a couple days in the qualifier cos he's Roy Keane and entitled to do some Roy Keane-ing
There is some bad news tho, this world cup has not been great for the spouses left behind and many have been seen roaming round in public desperate, like wild animals deprived of their mating cycles. PDAs have been through the roofs and it's not even christmas yet:
royghty is the mature couple who go to southern france and have romantic walks on the beach and vineyards. carraville is the couple who bicker and then end up fucking in a dark alley next to dumpsters like raccoons. both valid though.
honestly you're so right about carraville but you give royghty too much credit.... they would NOT be mature and romantic they'd be a pair of bickering old queens who host dinner parties in their fancy apartment (which is decked out in patterned wallpaper) and they collect young gays to treat like their children but give them TERRIBLE advice bc they are both insane. like a combination of the guys from itv's Vicious and the old men in Only Murders In The Building