#Werewolves are a criminally underrated monster

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5 Criminally Underrated Audio Drama: Supernatural Fiction Edition

Always hard to resist a good bit of supernatural fiction, who doesn't love some good monsters and mysterious happenings? Podcasts certainly have no shortage of it, and better yet, it's almost all very queer.

There's only a few popular supernatural podcasts, most of which are more horror or fantasy leaning anyway, but there are some incredible lesser known ones that could easily fill that space! Without further ado, here are 5 absolutely quality supernatural podcasts.

Up to date as of 16th July 2021

Jar of Rebuke

"Join in Dr. Jared Hel's journey as he works to re-discover his forgotten past and learns about various entities and anomalies within the small farm town of Wichton for an organization called 'The Enclosure'. With creatures and stories based upon real legends and lore within the midwestern United States, follow along as Jared tries to figure out the secrets of the town as well as the secrets of their own identity."

Adventures of an unkillable (well, he can be killed, just doesn't stay that way) amnesiac scientist as they investigate strange creatures, make new friends, and eat lots of tasty food in the small town he's living in. Really well written and paced, full of cool creatures and enticing mystery with a dash of horror, and an absolutely endearing lead. Very queer. There are currently 18 episodes of between 10 and 27 mins each.

Jar of Rebuke is available on major podcasting platforms and Spotify. Content warnings are given at the start of each episode from season 2, though not for earlier episodes, and transcripts of each episode are available on the website. You can also follow their tumblr at @jarofrebukepodcast!

Monstrous Agonies

"From werewolves in the doghouse to new ghouls at work, there's no problem too strange for this weekly advice segment, from the UK's only dedicated radio service for the creature community"

A community advice radio show in a world where humans and monsters and creatures of all kinds live together in a world just like our own. Delightful exploration of the cultural and everyday aspects of this world, as well as individual tales of familial, platonic, romantic, and (non-explicit) sexual intimacy and conflict. Simple but clean soundwork with the absolutely most soothing narrator/presenter I've encountered, and of course, both subtle and overt queer rep. Season 1 has just finished, there are currently 35 episodes of between 10 and 20 minutes each.

Monstrous Agonies is available on major podcasting platforms and Spotify. There are no content warnings available, but transcripts are linked in the show notes of each episode. You can also follow their tumblr at @monstrousagonies!

Murray Mysteries

"A gothic-comedy audio retelling of Bram Stoker's Dracula"

A super fun, super queer, and honestly super faithful modern adaptation of Dracula. Instead of Mina's diary, it's the podcast she and her flat-mate Lucy, run together! The friendship between the two feels genuine in a way shows rarely capture. Van Helsing has the same cool but weird professor energy of the original that adaptations never get quite right. Dracula himself has got the be the most fun and well thought-out modern take on him I've seen. Mina and Jonathan are still the absolute sweetest but with the inspired addition of being an acespec bi couple. Lucy's three suitors are all different genders. I could go on. It's also just, really funny. You don't have to have read Dracula to hear it, but it'll still be an extra layer of fun if you have. Season 2 is currently airing, and 21 episodes of roughly 8 minutes each are available.

Murray Mysteries is available on major podcasting platforms and Spotify. Content warnings are not given, but transcripts are linked in the show notes of each episode. You can also follow their tumblr at @knovesstorytelling!

The Night Post

"In Gilt City, conscripted couriers are both respected and shunned. They inhabit the borderlands between a growing industrial society and the untamed, arcane frontier that surrounds it. The Night Post is a weekly supernatural audio drama about survival, tradition, and the vast unknown."

After his husband goes missing, Milo is conscripted to take his place as a courier. But nights delivering the mail in and around his city are filled with unexplained strangeness even the other couriers, Val and Clementine, can't anticipate, and while looking for his husband, they find far more and far stranger. Really well made, acted, written, full of more mystery and intrigue than I can hope to do justice to here. And it's very queer. The Night Post is on break between seasons, 15 main episodes of roughly 15-20 mins each, and 4 minisodes of about 5 mins each are currently available.

The Night Post is available on major podcasting platforms and Spotify. It has content warnings at the top of the transcripts, which are linked in the show notes of each episode. You can also follow their tumblr at @thenightpost!

The Way We Haunt Now

"Eulalie Elizabeth Reed is haunted by lots of things. Paths not taken. Failed relationships. Mistakes. Fears. Hopes. But she’s never been properly haunted before. That’s about to change. The Way We Haunt Now is a lighthearted horror audio drama about female friendships, found family, and fighting the narratives that try to define us––even in the afterlife. Oh, and ghosts. Did we mention ghosts?"

Eulalie has always been a little haunted, but after she comes home with an antique phonograph, this becomes a bit more literal. What starts off unnervingly spooky and very mysterious becomes a gentle and wholesome ghost story. I love the chill vibe of it, the mystery, the optimistic outlook on humanity, well thought-out soundwork. They are currently between seasons and crowdfunding for season 2! At present there are 10 episodes of 15-20 mins each, and one 5 min minisode available.

The Way We Haunt Now is available on major podcasting platforms and Spotify. It has content warnings at the top of the transcripts, which are linked in the show notes of each episode. You can also follow their tumblr at @thewaywehauntnow!

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#jar of rebuke #monstrous agonies #murray mysteries #the night post #the way we haunt now #my one regret with this edition is limiting to 5 so I can't fit SBR on >:( #but there's always next time I suppose #audio drama #5 underrated audio drama #recommendations #█████ posts

[eldritch-spouse]

Hey! Found your blog through the don't open your eyes fic on ao3 (btw, amazing, 20/10, 6 stars) and love the chaotic horny energy here.

If you don't mind me asking, I have 2 questions: What's your favorite standard monster (werewolf, vampire, orc, siren, etc.) And what a properly trained Breg would act like?

Keep up the great work!

Howdy, cat!

I'm glad you liked the fic, I did my best to make it interesting and it genuinely makes me beam to hear that people enjoyed it. Erys is my baby, I have adopted the monster from (Don't) Open Your Eyes because he's criminally underrated.

As for a favorite standard monster- Uhhhh, good question. I've always been a huge sucker for wendigos. I'm also really into experiments gone wrong, the type of stuff you see in Resident Evil (the lickers, for example) and ugly/classic vampires. My least favorite have got to be werewolves, no shade to anyone who likes the fluffy boys- I'm just weird.

As for Breg... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You have a lot of leeway here to implement your own relationship rules, mostly because, as I said, Breg is very oblivious as to how romantic human relationships actually function. If you turned to him and said it was totally natural for couples to wear gimp suits at home and flog each other weekly, he'd probably buy it. Yeah Breg come on, leashes are like special wedding rings, just wear it...

Naturally, as a yandere, he'll always be a bit of a hazard. But, he can be a very good boy (do not say that out loud, he will pop a boner) and cause the least amount of trouble possible if you work out a good dynamic- Which is to say, never let Breg be in control. Of anything. You don't necessarily need to be threatening, gentle hands can do the trick at times. At most, a properly disciplined Breg will whine about your acquaintances and comically puff up around them like a ruffled parakeet. If taught physical boundaries (which takes a while, good luck), Breg will ask politely to touch you and devolve into pitiful begging the more you deny him.

There will always be limits though. You can't curb his pervy nature or expect him to warm up to other people without a monumental effort. You can also never dissuade the bastard from occasionally setting the kitchen on fire in his efforts to cook. But hey, you get to keep your limbs and have a moderately normal life with a vaguely unhinged guard dog of a house husband so... It could be worse.

#You end up writing a book called How To Train Your Malewife #it sells millions and you die rich #Bregory #theincognitocat

[neon-green-reagent]

I really like your horror movie reccomendation idea! One of my favorites is Gingersnaps!

I love that one, too! That gives me a lot to work with. 

First off, female monsters are THE BEST. I have some ideas based on that. There’s Mausoleum, which is a B movie where a woman becomes a wild, murderous demon. There’s Jennifer (1978), which is a total Carrie rip-off, only her powers are based in snake handling. And I’ll always take an opportunity to suggest Def by Temptation to anyone who will listen, because fun cheesy succubus movie. 

If you want more high school horror, allow me to be super obvious and say The Craft and The Faculty have a similar tone and are both awesome movies. 

If you want more werewolves in your life, there’s the criminally underrated Bad Moon. Also, The Company of Wolves, which is a lot like Ginger Snaps in that it takes the idea of budding female sexuality and links it with the concept of werewolves, though in a different way. 

#horror recs