#Val serving

[blueeyeddarkknight]

Val singing "if you could read my mind" on the set of wonderland🤣🎶🥰

Source : wonderland bts on youtube

The usual thirst bonus 😉: Val serving cake 😏😋

Here's the full song by Val and Kate .. It's my favorite cover alongside the Johnny Cash version and the og by Gordon Lightfoot. Enjoy!

#val kilmer #Wonderland #Wonderland murders #John Holmes #kate bosworth #Dawn Schiller #gordon lightfoot #Johnny Cash #If you could read my mind #Val sings #Amazing voice #Ethereal #Haunting #Strong #I miss his voice #fuck cancer #Val serving #Tease #My gifs #Bts #Only Val can make John Holmes charming and likable #Youtube

[weebsinstash]

more valentino PLEASE 🙏

How does the saying go, "i want this man in ways that are concerning to feminism"?

I was thinking of how Angel used to live in V Tower and, how fucked up would it be for him to receive a good morning text from Val to head up to his room, and AD is thinking it's a booty call, but it's ACTUALLY Valentino being a manipulative piece of shit

Angel comes into the room and Valentino is already half or fully naked but like, he's not hard or anything and Angel is confused? The moth is just, chilling naked smoking with this satisfied look on his face? And Valentino just, gives him some menial command to run him a favor, and he pauses mid-sentence to turn and call out YOUR name before regarding his Fizz Bot, "Kitty, why don't you make my baby a drink?" and you're just like, slinking out from under the covers, ashamed that Angel now knows you slept with the Overlord, let alone someone you know uh, treats him pretty fucking poorly (although I imagine not like, the entire entire brutal extent of it, also, Angel Dust using Reader as a shield against Val because they're both calmer when you're around)

Could you imagine some scenario, platonic romantic it doesn't matter, where like. Angel is talking to Valentino and he sees you in the corner of his eye and he just stops mid sentence, does a double take, looks at you half naked in his boss' bed, and Val forces him to focus and carry on the conversation while he's crying. Angel is just all but sprinting out of the room by the time he's dismissed and Valentino may even play fucking mind games to make him like, MARINATE in how horrible this makes him feel. Valentino is dragging out the conversation and putting on his nail caps or doing his skincare routine at his vanity and making Angel sit there and wait as he's deliberate dragging on his sentences and constantly pausing but if Angel moves to leave Val snaps IMMEDIATELY. So Angel is just. Forced to stand there.

VALENTINO TALKING TO Y O U, MAKING YOU ACKNOWLEDGE ANGEL AND THE REVERSE. Valentino being manipulative and awful and shitty and doing shit like "so Angel baby, I was gonna take a trip to the spa tomorrow, mhm, and also hey you're coming too *looks at you* so Angel what do you think we should get my other amorcito over here done?" the evil bastard is making you two talk to each other, about each other, when you're both like, IN TEARS

Angel, trying to hold on to the last shreds of his sanity: s so... h have you... ever had a facial before

Valentino pausing from doing his mascara with the biggest shit eating grin on his face: oh yeah, someone just had a really, really BIG one

Reader, happily getting drunk off the drink Kitty brought you because it helps take away the pain of this entire interaction: a. .. a massage or something might be nice

Valentino, doing his contour: but baaaabe, I thought you told me you were shy about who puts their hands on your body. Are you trying to make me jealous?

Angel, desperately trying to ignore Val blowing you a kiss and you clearly having bites and hickies alllllllll over you like there wasn't a single inch of you the moth didn't put his hands mouth or otherwise on: uh huh! Cool! So! Guess we can! Decide later right! :)

Valentino, doing his nails: wrong 💅 I also need you to

And the mf is just doing that shit for like 20 minutes straight which doesn't SOUND like a lot but when you're standing there just talking and waiting and, especially having a moment like THIS, it's just DRAGGING ON, and when Angel finally leaves, you're crying, and here's Valentino, "awwww, pobrecita, come here, what's wrong?" and hugging you and you need the comfort and you're drunk and, now maybe you're just a little scared he's the only person you have left....

Also. Bonus round for the angst. Can you imagine. Angel runs off and it's you sleeping with Valentino that finally hurts him so much he's finally RUNNING running away, meeting Charlie, having another place to live. He's still working under contract but the second his shift ends he's out of the studio without another word because... he can't protect you anymore. He feels like this is his fault. He failed Molly and now he failed you and he's worthless and trash and an addict loser-- meanwhile you're beating yourself up because you've lost your only friend down here and also your biggest supporter and Valentino all but lovebombs you (and the worst part is, it's genuine and if you reject ANYTHING, he's getting Offended Bigly)

Ugh. Ok. I'm sorry. Finally finishing the post with one more thing. Valentino is definitely the type to give you expensive gifts and he doesn't actually care about the amount of money he spends on you BUT, will use the fact he's spent so much money on you to manipulate you IN A HEARTBEAT

And also. You're not allowed to reject gifts because it sets him off in like 5 different ways. "Oh so my gifts aren't good enough for you?" "Do you have any idea how much I spent on this?" "I TOOK THE TIME to get this for YOU" God forbid if it's something custom. Could you imagine he offers you something and he doesn't immediately tell you it's custom, like he's got sketches in a notebook somewhere, this is MADE WITH LOVE ableit his creepy obsessive love, and you could literally have a very polite "oh my gosh I couldn't that's so expensive I, I don't deserve it, wow" where you're obviously very happy but just shocked and feeling guilty, like a FLATTERING rejection that is obviously an insult to YOU, NOT him, and he's just. The switch fucking flips. His head tilts. He lets out a hum as his smile pulls way too tight. Lashes out within seconds. Grabs you. takes that jewelry or watch or expensive thing he bought you and literally forces it onto your body, and he's not screaming or raising his voice, he's getting right up in your face and growling out the deeeeeetails of how he got this for you until you're crying and apologizing for your ingratitude

Ugh he's so cunty and mean and awful UGH WHY WOULD I LET HIM HIT, he would use that heart shaped belt he has to put heart shaped welts on your ass and then set your cute bruised heart covered butt as his phone wallpaper and your icon in his contacts and save your name as Ropebunny or something rhfkcsbfkhdxkfh

#yandere hazbin hotel #yandere x reader #valentino x reader #hh #yandere hellaverse #sinprompts #i actually started thinking of an idea where val calls reader bunny but funny enough bunny reader x val fics exist! kudos #in my idea reader isnt a bunny but jokingly calls themself the energizer bunny after val comments on them fidgeting while serving him #he starts calling you bunny so then he has 'his Kitty and his Bunny' fndkcbffjf #ive also thought of scenarios where valentino accidentally breaks kitty and forces reader to be his new servant and keeps it that way #like can you imagine. kitty gets fixed and val STILL has you wait on him lmao. reality hitting you like a brick wall

[valsilverhand]

you better not be cunty jackie welles when i get in there -

#jackie welles #WHY IS HE SERVING SO MUCH #JACKIE #PLS #val rambles

[pinkyjulien]

You got me dancin' ━ dancin' to the beat of your heart 🎶

Valentin & Mitch | 681/??

#Cyberpunk 2077 #Mitch Anderson #Valentin Da Silva #Aldecaldos #OTP: High Voltage #MLM #Screenshot #Virtual Photography #OBSESSED WITH THESE SHIRTS #Mitch's Alex shirt by Halkuonn beloved soon #Val's cropped shirt by Wilxfyre soon as well uwu #Mitch in disco shirts killed me earlier oof #OLD MAN SERVING HARDDD Boutta eat him all up 😩😩

[monschoices]

Horrid Omens, cast: aziraphale!mason and crowley!val. dropping on amazon prime: one day after the end of the world. stay tuned 🫶

#my art #art #twc #the wayhaven chronicles #mason #val tag #listen i know u might try to tear out my eyeballs for making mason the angel but get this #so if the agency rescued mason in canon and he works there but is capable of questioning the agencys ways #and aziraphale was made by god to serve heaven but he ends up questioning gods ways #you see where im going w this? also the whole Thing abt val is that hes got horrible ancestors #im talking long lines of guys who love to serial kill and cause a ruckus (though less and less with each generation) #(and val is like the first one who actually goes on to become kind and sweet and lovely) #so anyway. them #also i need val calling mason “angel” cos thats whats up #but yes mason is the Good Guy whos got that baddie in him & vals the bad guy whos got some goodie shining through :3 them <3 #and anyway the whos who works Either Way honestly i just preferred this one bc its something new 🫶

[lesbianangeldust]

this chapter of the fic has unexpectedly developed a scene with val and angel SO I'm gonna post 2 versions, that way if u wanna save urself some tears u can avoid it!

#its not plot relevant it just serves to the general horror of angel's work life #and had a bit of insight into angel's night before we see him in chapter 1 #ill make sure the chapter makes sense without the val scene for those who want to aboud #avoid*** #my posts #hazbin fanfic #huskerdust #oh and im gonna hopefully have it posted by the end of next week. as i suspected its ended up a longer than planned

[jonsaslove]

Living for someone commenting this on a SEQUEL to a 70k word jonsa fic of mine in 2023. Like either you hate-read the entirety of that fic and then commented or else just skipped the first fic altogether and still commented this? not to mention the first chapter alone of this was 20k words so like??? bruh. what are you doing, who is benefitting from this interaction? i’d love to know because it certainly isn’t me or you.

#jonsa #mine #i so rarely get hate comments but im like srsly what purpose does this comment serve #and the ‘im sorry’ ??? okay maybe just dont waste my time and yours smh #also they only have two bookmarks on their profile and one of them is jon/rys of course so 😐 #(the other is Val/HARRY POTTER???) #yes val as in wildling val

[juststayquiete]

pillow princess💜 (THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT OMG KMP)

#cyberpunk 2077 #fem v #fem v friday #mother is mothering #lately im proud of my shots #they may be simple BUT THEY SERVE AHSHSHAHAHAA #anyways not the first rodeo in this club but i don't remember its name #val garcia #kleff vp

[wastelandhell]

Ported the Canadian Tuxedo from 76. I'm so glad Valerie can finally experience my culture....

#trying to get back into hobbies i used to enjoy. finally have my computer back so i reinstalled 76 and ripped all the assets to poke through #most of the good outfits have already been ported on the XHX discord but theres a few i want that ill have to do myself #looking at you starlet sniper....high heeled cowboy boots with spurs...she serves so much #not fun to weight though i hate doing anything with skirts/capes #val #my screenshots

[gay-archie]

wanted to add the Gargoyle King but 10 option limit and all that. Also would have added Uncle Frank just to watch him lose. Sorry no Jellybean, it was between her and Val and I honestly cannot stand Jellybean

please reblog and all that, i’m really curious about this!

#riverdale #rvd #personally my answer would be a tough choice #like obviously love them all #but it would be between principal weatherbee and ms bell; val; munroe; charles and chic; #and the dickinsons who i actually love so much i think they are so funny #and i would have to go with principal weatherbee and ms bell for really being so truly recurring and serving style (on weatherbee’s part) #and fucking hilarious line deliveries (on ms bell’s part)

[chayscribbles]

GREETINGS FROM MOHANI 🌞

the Gangdromeda may be on a scientific expedition on an unexplored planet but that doesn't mean they can't enjoy the scenery, right? 😌

andromeda rogue wip intro | art tag | instagram

#art by chay #ar art #wip andromeda rogue #valyan lacroye #azami black mizuhara #finneas becker #petra lacroye #time for the director's commentary (aka rambling in the tags): #Mohani is the planet they're sent on their first expedition #Petra is annoyed bc she just wants to get back to work but Val insists they take vacation selfies #somehow hawaiian shirts exist in space #Petra's little hat and little pout are everything to me 🥰 #at this point in the story Azami still very much doesn't want to be there but on god she'll serve looks from anywhere in the galaxy #someone once commented on one of my drawings that Azami is That Bitch who always dresses 100x fancier than everyone else #and i took that to heart #Finn also doesn't want to be there and certainly doesn't want to be in a selfie #but atm he's more distracted and confused by this creature that has come to greet him #Finn canonically doesn't know what birds are so chances are he doesn't know about crabs either #especially not purple alien crabs #don't ask me why there are crabs on this alien planet #anyways this was a bitch to draw i never draw backgrounds kjdfkjgsdf #the trees especially gave me hell #OH HEY i just happen to be releasing this on the second anniversary of AR's conception! happy ARversary 😌

[kakejiszkas]

good morning to everyone but especially to @piratejakey and jake’s ass 🫡

#this is even funnier bc of my last post I tagged val in fjdjdkdkdkdk #she just never knows what she’s gonna wake up to!!!!!!!! #I am….here to serve 😌🫶🏻 #and so is jakey #jake kiszka #I have an ass tag but what is it djdjdjdjdjd #body crazy curvy wavy #I don’t think that’s it but that’s one I’ve used before

[ciphernull]

i made an inquisitor the other day and i... i think i ship him with khem...

#rhys plays swtor #khem val #sith inquisitor #ex-slave finds unexpected solace in the taming and freeing of his monstrous servant? #who then CONTINUES to serve out of respect for his strength #subverting the chains of weakness and terror that held him before #the steadfast anchor to the furious storm #also um. s-size difference...

[katyspersonal]

Day ruined

Okay guys I think I should quit the fandom and in generally never create any interpretation ever again. I wrote her like two years ago in summer 2021, my version of Izzy, an obscure character from Bloodborne:

- Has motivation of 'if everyone is a beast, then no one is a beast' in the end

- Defends people like Suspicious Beggar who legit has beasthood genetically (Loran) and it wasn't their own fault

- As result, culturally appropriates tries to self-inflict beastial features of Loran kin upon herself

- Curses Yamamura's whole village

- Has long brown hair and slashing scar on her face that wounded one of her eyes

- Is one of the people against the corrupt order that governs her world (in BB that's Moon's vicious cycle of ascension vs hunt that I keep rambling about, and its simps Laurence, Ludwig and Gehrman)

I've been FUCKING writing a waifu version of Dung Eater THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME.

I QUIT.

Also:

@val-of-the-north You are on a THIN fucking ice, I know your secrets I can out and I have mutuals that will bully you

#bloodborne #fandomry rambles #irreverent izzy #shitposting #cannot even tag it as 'shitposting' or 'cursed' because in both cases it will be an awful pun fss fdshfhsdh #@val LMAO WHAT #WHY YOU ALWAYS MAKE THINGS EVEN WORSE. WHY YOU ALWAYS KICK ME WHEN I AM DOWN #i mean yes at least Izzy is normal (as normal as soulsborne npc can be) but like #narratively they are the same trope serving the same purpose in the overall lore #so yes i'm never writing an obscure character again and instead stick only to canon elaborate blorbos #time to only ever touch BB DLC main cast and no one else -_- #god i hate this so much #i just can't catch a break from realisations literally no one needed

[s0fter-sin]

finally figured out the reason it’s been difficult to get back into reading books after reading fic for so long is so many fantasy books are just self inserts and the mc has no personality beyond the bare minimum

#i dont want to imagine myself in the characters place #i didnt just spend 30 bucks for you to give me a long form imagine #i can do that by myself #i dont want a blank shell i want a character #like you read fics and they feel completely different depending on whos pov youre reading from #i think its why sp is still my favourite series despite it being ya #val is arrogant and selfish and she fucks up and doesnt get the boy she wants #her relationships constantly fail and theyre not the main point the plot always is #she has so many flaws and that helps serve the narrative #shes a character and im reading her experiencing things #not me vicariously experiencing things with the blandest possible reactions so i can pretend theyre my reactions #damn near every fantasy goes the same way #im new to this world/my powers and i need help/cant control them and the mysterious boy everyone tells me to stay away from and is super #mean to me has begrudgingly decided/is forced to help me and i discover hes only mean bc of tragic thing and he opens up to me #and the powers/world are never the point except that im secretly royalty and/or the chosen one that will end this war/battle without #really doing much #and i learn to master my powers by believing in myself and my emotions bc its 2023 and fem characters still have to fall into this trope #i want an interesting mc that drives the plot and is equal to the love interest #or better yet the love interest is so far in the background its only brought up in book 4 #lay some ground work for fucks sake theres no time limit this isnt a movie #heres hoping the bunch i bought the other day do that and get me back into it #or ill just re read the same four series ive been reading since i was 12 #and stick to fic as my main source of entertainment #it hasnt let me down so far #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt

[hopjam]

i have got to make my ocs cuntier and/or sluttier somehow

#if they don't SERVE then what's even the point. lmfao #val talks