#Turtle Paladin commissioned the Full Moon Crossbow as a wedding present

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So you know how in Elden Ring, gathering an insane bounty of runes (aka killing lots and lots of things) seems to make you bigger?

You know, like rune bears. Red wolves and giant Miranda blossoms (rune wolves and rune flowers according to the code). Elite warriors such as the Black Knives, Cleanrot Knights, Tree Sentinels, etc? Hoarah Loux? Possibly Radahn?

Before age mellowed him out, Turtle Pope was a fearsome warrior known as... Turtle Paladin.

#elden ring #elden ring theory #elden ring crack #turtle pope #miriel pastor of vows #the turtle crusaders were a neutral third party who oversaw the post-Second Liurnian War peace talks #Turtle Paladin commissioned the Full Moon Crossbow as a wedding present