#Tokoyami: I will neither confirm or deny the statement.

[sinnamonpork]

Civilian Touya where Enji actually saw his son burning and thought "shit maybe I went too far" so the todoroki family is now slightly less dysfunctional. Just thinking of bnha canon au but except of the Kardashians we got the Todorokis.

The eldest, Touya Todoroki, having such a massive following for all the inside shit he gets in their household. A muffled video of Fuyumi absolutely guilt tripping their dad for dinner: "Dad, remember when you weren't there for most of my formative years? Mom would-". Enji caves just from the first sentence. Another picture where we see Shouto, known for being calm and collected, having a crazed look in his eyes as the world gets a glimpse of his corkboard with a glittery title on top clearly showing "Tokoyami is Hawk's secret love child, and here's why". Shouto looks like a professor on steroids having a lecture and Natsuo, like a digilent student he is, is actually taking notes. Hawk's PR team got so much mail the next week asking questions after the picture dropped. They are: tired of this family.

The most views Touya's account ever got is a video clearly taken inside an office, the sounds of giggling heard from behind the camera. The undeniable hulking figure of Todoroki Enji is seen glaring down at the no. 2 hero with a face that is tired. of. this. shit. Hawks can be heard babbling, a mixture of "Look I didn't know he was your son" "Even if I did, I'd still hit that" "Wait, no, don't burn me Endeavor-san pls I promise I got pure intentions" "Have you ever seen your son? That's sex on legs, man" "WAIT I SAID I'M SORRY". Within the day, the image of Hawks on a full on dogeza while the flaming and absolutely disappointed face of Endeavor looks straight at the camera has become the next meme of the internet.

The video immediately got forgotten two weeks later when twin pairs of rings, with the picture clearly taken in Las Vegas, dropped into the internet. Endeavor was last seen muttering about Fried Chicken and "making him extra crispy".

#dabihawks #dabi x keigo #dabi x hawks #touya x keigo #pro hero hawks #endeavor #todoroki shouto #todoroki fuyumi #todoroki natsuo #todoroki touya #todoroki siblings #drabbles #bnha #mha #Tokoyami: I will neither confirm or deny the statement. #Shouto: for our next video we'll be looking into why Tokoyami would be the perfect lovechild of Birbman Hawks and Edgelord Nii-san