#Three Dollar Bill Yall'$

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

When the tooth fairy is Fred Durst

#I would frame it like Mr. Krabs framed his first earned dollar #and also install spot lights and have a motion sensor installed so whenever someone passed by it would be fred's voice singing #But baby you're still about as real as a three dollar bill #Limp Bizkit #Fred Durst #Three Dollar Bill Yall'$ #Song: Sour #nu-metal #down the rabbit hole

[kornocreep]

Maximum Bizkit ; 2000

#limp bizkit #nu metal #significant other #three dollar bill yall #chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored water #cd

[kmpshitposter]

Happy birthday three dollar bill y'all's (⁠✷⁠‿⁠✷⁠)

#wes borland #limp bizkit #three dollar bill yall$ #fanart #portrait #commissions open #kmp art

[3dollarbillyalls]

Happy Birthday to the love of my life. Istg if this album was a person I’d marry him. The raw energy, the lyrics, the music… Need me to continue?

#limp bizkit #wes borland #sam rivers #fred durst #john otto #three dollar bill yalls

[numetaljackdog]

new icon

#*char noises* #this is an edit of the album cover for three dollar bill yall $ the debut album by american rap rock band limp bizkit

[bananonbinary]

Tumblr's debt is a problem of their own creation. The app is buggy, the userbase is flooded with porn bots, nazis roam free, hate speech roams free, trans women have sfw content marked mature, art and posts are stolen for promotion, features are forced down our throats, ads are malicious and often gross or triggering and giving them money will not stop this.

If we give tumblr money they're not going to get rid of Tumblr live or restore the nsfw or remove ads or whatever you think they're going to do, they're going to KEEP DOING THE SAME THING except with more money to blow. Tumblr is a CORPORATION, they can get a government bailout like any other corporate entity can, and while people are throwing money at a dumbass corporation there are people begging to get bills paid and for food and other necessities.

Please open your eyes to the reality of the situation, its not just some guy anymore, David Karp is long gone its a soulless conglomerate now and they do not need our pity

a lot of yall seem to think that i want to like, bake sale save the baseball team. that's not what this is about. i don't think we need to "fix tumblr's debt," i think we need to make the website profitable (and the debt shows it isnt, altho from what i can gather a better word is "deficit" rather than "debt," ie, they are losing that much more money than they take in annually), because as it stands tumblr has no reason whatsoever to want to keep the current user base around. it's trying to attract a different userbase, because yall are PROUD of the fact that tumblr is a failing website and you dont want to pay them. you're loitering inside a store and acting surprised when the store wants you gone. of COURSE they're constantly introducing new features and not listening to what the users want, they don't want you here.

it's not a protest, it's not an attempt to buy good will, it's a simple business transaction: i spend a lot of time here, and i would like to keep spending a lot of time here. so i will buy my shitty internet crab, and tell my fellow loiterers that they can as well if they want. if you dont want to do that, you literally don't have to, but you can't tell me not to.

you people are all like "ohh tumblr isnt your friend dont give it money" but like. yeah. its not my friend. i would like to pay it for a service it provides, instead of expecting it to continue to provide that service out of the goodness of its non-existant heart. i dont think im the one with the parasocial relationship here.

also:

dont tell me to help a poor people. i am a poor people. i am allowed to spend THREE DOLLARS on something i like for myself, and not give literally every single dollar i have to charity and mutual aid. you have NO IDEA how much or if i do for other people, and you won't, because you aren't owed every detail of my life like that. people are allowed to have things they want for no other reason than they want them sometimes.

#disk horse / #also i wasnt even here when david karp owned the place i literally know nothing about him #seriously yall are like 'its a huge corporation it could keep things as they are if it wanted and keep operating at a loss' #but WHY. *why* would it do that? because it cares about you? it does not. it wants money. #corporations understand money. that is all they understand.

[oblivionbladetd]

Lily trying to sue Britt is a stupid idea and likely an empty threat, and here's why.

Aka I Googled it so yall don't have to.

So the fact Lily wants to sue Brittany surely had a guffaw erupt from my mouth, but as a service to the masses, I'll break down to the best of my ability on how this legal quagmire would only really serve to hurt Lily more than Brittany.

1. Cold hard proof. To file for defamation, Lily will need to provide cold hard facts and numbers to a lawyer. This means that she needs to A. Prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Brittany spreads falsehoods. B. Proof that Brittany's word has spread to reputable third parties. So beyond tumblr reblogs... C. Can connect Brittany to notable damages to reputation, emotional well-being, and/or financially.

2. Lawyer time! I will only be giving out estimates, but do not doubt me when I say that lawyers are spendy. Now, let's say Lily has a case ready to go! Between international complications, we will assume that Lily's lawyer will need a full work week to get ready to bring it all to court. Lily's got to pay the man and/or woman for their time. To slap the going rate of lawyers right in the middle, that's 40 hours at 250 per hour or to bo extra fun, a 10000 dollar bill before it even goes to court! We'll not look into court fees, but know they can easily add a thousand or more.

3. Court. If Lily takes it here, that's where it really takes off as expenses to the lawyers and courts go, and from here, I will list off three projections of what realistically would happen. A. The case is dismissed, online crime fighting is behind the times, and Lily will have to just soak up 15k+ legal fees. B. Lily wins somehow, but is unlikely to receive a settlement that covers her expenses and is down a few thousand anyway, but hey, a few thousand is chump change to be rid of one blog! (Sarcasm) C. Brittany wins, and due to having a greater well of evidence can likely counter-sue Lily clean into the fucking dirt with how much libel Lily spouts, and as the defendant could get her fees covered by the settlement on top of it all.

Now, once again, I will lay my cards on the table. These are estimates i gleaned from quick googling as I am very much not paid 250 an hour to dig deep into the exact systems and, as such, my word is not gospel. Lily might be able to file without a lawyer, but that still costs 1000s in court fees should Brittany fight it. I wholeheartedly welcome any corrections and would like to know how my estimates hold up to the more learned in terms of law. All I know is that Lily would be ill advised to try and weaponize the law against her detractors even if she had the spare change to pay a lawyer to help.

#lily orchard

[typicalopposite]

Am I just gonna bring yall all drabbles of the many ideas I have now (because I’m currently writing a fic that is getting way bigger than intended) maybe, yeah.

(I had to do research on how to play five card draw for this and it’s likely still inaccurate 🥴 fic writer life, amirite?)

It’s couples game night now that Buck is no longer a solo. Chimney invites Hen and Karen and Maddie invites Buck and Tommy.

After losing an embarrassing amount of times Buck steps in as honorary dealer, and they start another game.

Tommy (who is to Bucks left, cause… yeah research said so) notices that’s it’s very obvious there is something on Chimney’s mind.

“Alright… spit it out, Han…” Tommy finally says.

“So… back then… were you team Jacob?”

Tommy groans and rolls his eyes. Hen laughs. Maddie and Karen look intrigued. Buck wants to know who tf Jacob is.

The game starts and Tommy looks at his cards. Chimney is clearly more invested in the answer than the game. And Tommy throws a dollar into the middle before simply saying, “No.”

There’s another chuckle from around the table. Everyone matches Tommy’s hand, cards are tossed , and Buck gives out new ones. “So team Edward then,” Chimney says, and Buck tosses the card he was giving Hen so fast it bypasses her hand a hits her in the chest.

“Oh… s-sorry,” he says , although this eyes are still glued to Tommy.

Again he looks at his cards, sighs, tosses another dollar. “No,” he repeats. “Although I was on his side more than Jacob’s.”

Buck is so confused he is about to rip his hair out, and everyone nodding in agreement is only making it worse. Everyone matches Tommy again and Buck gives them new cards.

Chimney opens his mouth and Tommy intercepts with, “not Emmett either.” Chimney snaps his mouth closed.

When Tommy ups the bet to $20 Hen and Karen look at their cards and both fold. “Ahh I know,” Chimney says as he absentmindedly tosses a twenty into the pile, and Maddie tosses her cards, bowing out as well. “Jasper.” Tommy’s face answers for him. “Carlisle?”

“Who are these people?!” Buck snaps, unable to keep himself composed any longer. He isn’t sure if he is more confused or jealous… or maybe it’s an equal amount of both.

Tommy smirks but doesn’t respond. He looks at his cards and seems satisfied with them, so he glances up at Chimney and cocks an eyebrow, waiting for him to make a decision. Buck doesn’t think he has gave Chimney any new cards the whole game, the latter being far too focused on asking Tommy about a bunch of random men than paying attention to his cards.

When Chimney doesn’t even look at his hand Tommy pulls out a hundred dollar bill and gently (sassily) places it in the pile. And Maddie is glaring at Chimney like she dares him to try to match it. “Alright, alright! I’m out.”

Tommy chuckles and sits back in his seat. Everyone is staring at him like they are waiting for an answer to this mystery. “If you must know,” he says with a shrug. “It was always Charlie for me.”

Buck feels the gears turning in his brain and as if the wires finally connect he gasps, “Are you talking about twilight?!”

“Obviously,” Chimney answers. “Wh— Wait. How did you get that from Charlie? He’s not even a main character!”

“Because Maddie had a shirt that said Team Charlie on it. She had like, the biggest crush on him.”

Maddie shrugs, “What can I say, there’s nothing hotter than a guy in uniform,” she says and promptly kisses Chimney on the cheek.

“Ain’t that the truth,” Tommy agrees, flashing that big cheesy grin at Buck. Maddie giggles as she reaches past a thoroughly confused Chimney and Buck to high-five him.

“Well… at least I didn’t fold with an amazing hand,” Chimney says and lays his cards down, with a three of a kind in 8’s.

“Better than mine,” Tommy laughs, and lays down his hand. A two of spades, three of diamonds, five of clubs, seven of hearts and a nine of diamonds. Then he gathers the bills from the middle, ignoring Chimney’s look of disbelief, and sets the stack in front of him. “Put it towards the honeymoon,” he says, pushing back from the table and putting his jacket on. “I insist,” he adds before Maddie can argue.

(I’m going to stop it there because this got way longer and much more actual ficlet-y than I intended! I will likely actually write this… eventually 👀 but now it’s at least mostly out of my system!)

#911 #911 drabble #911 fic prompts #911 abc #911 show #bucktommy #madney #henren #tommy kinard #evan buckley #chimney han #maddie buckley #hen wilson #karen wilson #I have thought about chim bringing up that twilight joke… since first watching the twilight joke 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[unbornwhiskeyy]

no one can stop me from spending all day reading the wiki page for three dollar bill, yall

[pollutionbylimpbizkit]

made two parts bc tumblr allows only 10 options 👩‍🦲

#limp bizkit #poll #please specify in the tags which song you chose and why. im curious!

[choicescreen]

connected ocs, new york city at the turn of the century / early 1900s, so come get yall juice.

cecil algernon. fifty-four. triple threat vaudeville performer. cecil grew up in the business. his entire family formed a traveling troupe, and they haven't slowed down, even if they've splintered and joined various acts throughout the years. cecil got an audience of his own after his bawdy song-and-dance routine proved popular with the younger crowd, eager to push boundaries, and infamous with the aging crowd -- all since passed on. since then, his life has been one of non-stop action. passionate, earnest, and always heard. never married, the stage is his passion. he considers the younger performers his children, more or less.

freida radzin. thirty. caberet singer and in-a-pinch nurse, former circus performer. optimistic and imaginative, freida thrives in just about any environment. when she isn't working nights, she helps her father -- a pickle salesman -- with the business, and scrubs floors with her younger sister. her older sister is a milliner, and her little brother is still attending school, and will be the first in the family to graduate with a high school diploma. fluent in yiddish.

pakur "patrick" al-muqri. forty-four. immigrant ship doctor. pakur didn't necessarily attend medical school. as a young boy, he was chosen to be a surgeon's assistant on a boat crossing the atlantic en route to america. that's where he learned the ropes, and spent more time on the sea than he did dry land throughout his twenties. soft-spoken and no-nonsense, pakur can sometimes be read as an unapproachable recluse. through his work, he advocates for the rights of immigrants, especially children. polyglot, part of the job.

marion larue. thirty-five. saloon owner, former circus performer. the only one who didn't stay in a metropolis, marion's found his niche owning a bar in a nondescript midwestern town. tenacious, foppish, occasionally arrogant and vain, though incredibly charismatic, so it's hard to stay mad at him for long. still performs his magic tricks, but only if you ask nicely. light in the loafers, queer as a three dollar bill, etc etc -- it's a bit of an open secret where he's moved to, and not one at all back in new york. him and freida are best friends.

#i got attached to all my ideas and was like u kno what. fuck it. #theyre all voice testing for now but! #cecil. #freida. #pakur. #marion.

[kornocreep]

Limp Bizkit Japanese promo ads ; 1997-2005

#limp bizkit #nu metal #three dollar bill yall #greatest hitz #promo ad #japan

[kmpshitposter]

First i want to thank you all for the previous feedback and if you reblog this please give me some ideas on how to draw Wes in future i absolutely need them

This study too was requested by my friend @3dollarbillyalls

Study-drawing ppl you like and not just random guys from pinterest is a great way of improving your skills, so i do with pics/MVs/interviews of my fav musicians

I shit you not my understanding of male anatomy went high so fast because Wes has many naked photos

I really like this era and would put on 3$BY while drawing

#wes borland #limp bizkit #three dollar bill yall$ #3$by #fanart #artists on tumblr #speedpaint #digital portrait #commissions

[3dollarbillyalls]

I don’t remember seeing more relatable meme in my life. This is the best album and my most favorite one.

#limp bizkit #wes borland #sam rivers #fred durst #john otto #dj lethal #three dollar bill yalls

[numetaljackdog]

there's a certain subset of like early messy crunchy punky nu metal shit that i wish i could get more of. it's like the first two korn albums, papa roach's pre-infest material, three dollar bill yall, some of snot's stuff, SOAD's self-titled kind of....... there's just a real thrashy scrappy hungry energy to it that's very addictive

#*char noises*

[shiaawtheharmless]

Three Dollar Bill Yall'$

This is, by far, the best coverart i've ever maded.

#limp bizkit #limp bizkit fanart #fred durst #fanart #nu metal #shaun the sheep #aardman #shiaawdraws