#This goat is into BDSM.

[oltammefru]

I originally didn't care much about him since he seemed very genericish Edgy Twink, but since finding out about how much of a Freak he is I now support Lessing:

Like. What Did He Mean By This?

Also, like, one of his talents gives him +atk% for taking damage...

#arknights #lessing #lessing arknights #nsft #kind of #This goat is into BDSM. #cn spoilers

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

Pickman (Friends at the Table: Sangfielle):

She's a middle aged knight who is also a cowboy if the dragons/horses were evil and/or haunted and/or cursed trains! She went to (evil?) heaven and hated it BUT she was beloved by all the queer artsy women around. When she was a kid she got kidnapped by a train and lived on it for like 15 years before getting out and joining the people who kill trains. She has zero social skills, zero patience, zero charm, but she's SO hot and gruff and no nonsense and she Looms to be supportive

massive goat woman wearing armor made from the bones of a sentient train. kinda person to run a mcdonalds like it's the navy. went to heaven and said "fuck this, actually," invented pointillism and introduced evil fucked up trains to heaven and left. butch icon love of my life

SHE’S A GIANT BUTCH GOAT LADY WHO WEARS KNIGHT ARMOR MADE OF TRAIN PARTS AND HUNTS TRAINS THE WAY KNIGHTS HUNT DRAGONS. SHE’S ALSO A COWBOY. AND HAS A BIG GUN. SHE SPEAKS IN SENTENCES 10 WORDS LONG OR FEWER AND ROLLS HER OWN CIGARETTES.

She's butch, she's a knight, she has a big gun, she once convinced a skeleton to give her his sword

you used multiple fatt examples in your intro, so I assume you already Know

massive butch goat woman with a gun

HOT EMOTIONALLY DISTANT BUTCH GOAT TRAIN-KNIGHT

she's a goat! she's tall! she has a gun but doesn't know what a ranged weapon is! she's so autistic! AND she won my sexiest friends at the table player character tournament, she absolutely deserves to win this one too!!

Pickman is a big butch goat woman who smokes and fights supernatural trains. Self-explanatory

Have you seen her.

Giant butch goat knight who kills trains. The perfect woman.

She s so sexy shes a goat lesbian.please.

ITS PICKMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

she's a gruff muscular goat woman who hunts trains and wears train armor, she's perfect butch husband/wife material

“Ah, that sexy trains podcast character” “You mean that sexy trans podcast character?” “🐐no🚂”

VOTE PICKMAN OR I'LL HUNT YOU FOR SPORT

GO MY PSYONIC WARRIORS... PICKMAN SWEEP!!!!!!!!

I cannot believe my friends in the past have not found pickman attractive but please reconsider guys

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

PLEASASSWEEPLEASE TOU DONT HUNRERFSTABDS

GLENN GLENN GLENN ITS GLENN VOTE GLENN VOTE FOR THE BOY

#Round 2 #Pickman #Ernestina Pickman #Glenn Close #Friends at the Table #Sangfielle #Dungeons & Daddies #Dungeons and Daddies

[randomriddlee]

guys hear me out imagine house md veterinary hospital au in which:

house got kicked by a cow during his internship and his leg didn’t heal properly which made him use a cane

he was forced to switch to small animal practice, he still hates clients but his fluffy patients love him for some unknown reason

wilson specialises in equine medicine (wilson is basically a horse girl) and because their hospital doesn’t get much calls for horse consults he spends most of his time being annoyed by house

instead of being exposed to hiv cameron gets bit by a rabid 16 year old yorkshire terrier

a lady comes with an obese labrador and chase nearly gets rabid himself

the ducklings are responsible for restraining first and treating patients second

foreman is afraid of small dogs

chase makes fun of him but he’s terrified as well

cameron has four senior sick rescue cats which seem to be immortal

house is addicted to ketamine instead of vicodin

there’s at least one joke about chase’s interest in bdsm and getting bit

wilson always gets a new golden retriever when entering a new marriage, the dogs always stay with his ex-wives

house constantly remarks that he should change his motorcycle for a horse to wilson’s horror

stevie mcqueen was actually brought to the hospital by a rescue for lab animals, house adopted stevie after his treatment was finished

cuddy specialises in animal reproduction and house constantly tries to win the argument by bringing puppies to her office (she folds on occasion)

house nearly does a necropsy on a goat with anthrax

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #eric foreman #allison cameron #robert chase #the ducklings #and of course hilson is included in this au #hilson #i’m currently on season 3 so sorry for not including other characters

[opia-tarot]

🤤18+ astro notes🤤

part 4

🤤Pisces eros are roleplay royalty. I don't think anyone can beat these people when it comes to sexual fantasies. A very versatile placement.

🤤You want JAIL, CRIME INDUCING sex? Okay babe fuck someone you have mars square pluto with in your synastry chart. Don't say i didn't warn you when one of you ends up behind bars ahahah. The sex is feral.

🤤Leo venus are similar to taurus placements in terms of the sensory experience. They want to feel sexy and they will do what's necessary to set the scene ahaha. I wouldn't put it past them to have a playlist ready, alexa is a third party ahaha.

🤤Every mercury sextile pluto person loves dirty talk, convince me they don't like it. You can't. Just a little sprinkle of just like that or right there and they're thriving honestly.

🤤Sado conjunct mars BDSM ALERT. They are hard doms and sadists. They love to inflict pain during sex.

🤤Eros-mars people are INSATIABLE. Another round, and it's like an endless merry go round, ride after ride and they're not tired. Not even a water break? Damn🫡 ahahah

🤤Going off of the topic of stamina. Hey capricorn eros🫢

🤤Every eros conjunct ascendant person has fantasised about being railed in sexy clothing

🤤Eros-neptune easy apsect people tend to indulge in porn more than the average person.

🤤Scorpio venuses love staring at your reactions during sex. A little ego stroke, and perhaps more stroking invoved too ahaha

🤤Don't be surprsied if a taurus eros proposes right after you fuck. Oh you thought you were going somewhere? No babe it's time to be locked down😃⛓️

🤤Ascendant square mars synastry is HATE SEX on steroids. Fuck it out babe.

🤤Ascendant conjunct pluto synastry is staring at each other all night and then finding a dodgy alleyway to continue the telepathic fucking.

🤤Mercury-venus easy aspects (especially the sextile) win the award for sexiest moans. Sing it babe, let it outttttt. Grammy award worthy. 😩

🤤So taurus mars what did you do? 🍆. Most taurus mars love head. throat goats or deep sea divers. Period.

🤤8h stelliums will have your ip address by the end of the encounter. You can run….😀 Casual isn’t in their vocabulary. But sometimes stalking is….

🤤Mars opposite uranus are quickie connoisseurs

🤤And for the people who have boobs, the best boobs award goes to…. jupiter square ascendant.

This series has been so fun to do!! I kept cracking up finding the memes honestly i love doing these. Anyway you already know i love feedback, so go ahead and go wild in the comments ahaha

#astro notes #opia tarot #18+ astrology #astro observations

[zipperrants]

............Mcu out of context lETS FUCKIN GO-

"Are you threatening to kill me? Or bang me?"

"Is sexual Jollibee goated with the sauce?"

"I shouldn't cry on this shirt it's designer"

"someone PLEASE give me a lobotomy"

"So the next time I get optimistic about something, I want one of you to punch me in the face."

“Look, if you're going to be an absent father, could you at least be absent?

“Sometimes I feel like a bamboo toothbrush wrapped in plastic.”

“Stop being gay and pet my cat.”

“Screw canola oil!”

"I don't like this! Are you in a- are you in a man? Are you IN a man?"

“I’m going here because, Beyonce says “To the left,to the left” and she’s never led me wrong”

"Oh shit you’re right, if you change the words I said to different words it does sound pretty bad"

"the DND version of Pedialyte"

“Oh, you poor sweet displaced boomer,”

“If someone doesn’t start explaining what happened while I was out cold in the next thirty seconds, I’m going to start singing Baby Shark at the top of my lungs.”

"Hear ye hear ye, the weed lord demands that you blaze it"

“Were arsonists, not liars”

"Wanda I am about to throw a bathtub through your wall"

"I'm taking the bdsm test again"

“You can’t kill me, I'm your husband”

"Well first things first I am not a fool I am a sexy cyber-bully"

#shifting #shiftblr #shifting realities #reality shifting #desired reality #reality shift #shifters #reality shifter #zipper rants #zipper is back on their bullshit #zipper bites #zipper isnt on drugs they promise

[ladiesonfilm]

Riley Reid ⭐️⭐️⭐️

🏅

Where to begin and where to end? For many people she might even be the porn GOAT and everyone can agree she’s an absolute legend and complete Porn Royalty!

And she did it all without being the best looking or having the best body but by maximising what she had - and what she would do! For over a decade she has kept up a non stop absolute tsunami of top quality hardcore filth that makes it almost impossible to pick a photo set for her - there’s just too much!

And throughout it all Riley has smiled and laughed and gagged and laughed and been DAPed and laughed . . . If it was only attitude she’d be the world no.1 for sure.

She’s also the only main stream porn star I ever saw who tried (temporarily) having hairy armpits. Not really my thing but makes a change!

Pro tip: she’s done pretty much everything of course but some of her BDSM work deserves special attention!

FR : 5

Status : Active (for now)

PSR : 19

PC : R/S/R/R/R

🏵️ : )•(, [ 👸🏼 ]

#riley reid