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December 10th, 2023 — Are you qualified for this?

Last night, my husband and I enjoyed a night out, kid free, at my work Christmas party. Our 12 year old will typically babysit our 6 year old, if none of the grandparents are available. Which happened to be the case last night. we typically don’t pay her, we just always let her choose what they will have for dinner, we have that delivered, and then she’s allowed to have a friend spend the night…

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December 8th, 2023 - yes, you sound very sick

The past two weeks, I have been sick. The first week, I had COVID (which I’ve had 8 times in the past two years. Yes, I have done everything possible to try to prevent exposure/prevent symptoms.) for a week. Which then turned into Bronchitis the week after. I am finally starting to feel better, still not 100% but I actually have energy and motivation to get things done. The house has done really…

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December 6th, 2023 - Eve is back

Eve, our elf on the shelf, made her debut a little later than normal this year because Eve’s helper (me) forgot to pull her out on December 1st. Yesterday afternoon, she appeared in the kids Frito Lay chip box dressed up as a pizza. She was pretending to be a snack to see if the kids would take her to school with them. My 6 year old found her when he got home from school and he was…

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December 1st, 2023 - I present to you….

It’s finally Friday, I’m pumped because it’s pay day too and those Fridays hit just right on the dopamine and serotonin in my brain. I’m on my way to take my 12 year old to school and as you all know, we always call my mom every morning. My 12 year old is talking with her, catching her up on her day yesterday and then my mom requests, “I need your Christmas list by the way.” To which my 12 year…

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November 29th, 2023 - You had two husbands at once

A bit of backstory here, my husband is not the father of either of my children. They both came from the same dad but he is not very active in their lives. My husband has raised our daughter since she was 6 years old and our son since he was 11 months old. The kids are very aware that they have their dad that lives with us and a dad that does not live with us. On to the story now…… My son is in…

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November 29th, 2023 - Breakfast in Bed

It’s Wednesday morning and I’m coming home from dropping off my kids at school. I’m in a great mood. Not sure why because I slept like crap. I’m sure I’m on a no sleep high. Anyways, I decided to make breakfast for my husband this morning since he was still asleep when I got home. I make the breakfast, put everything on the plate for him, and then make my way to our bedroom. He’s awake now…

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