#The next post will most likely be more info on Selene herself

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✨Pt. 2-The Reveal✨

(This post is directly following the previous one on this blog)

Well, it’s finally time to answer the question as to who my S.pongeB.ob S/I is dating. I did also mention this was going to be a gush post, and that might run long. So, without further ado, here they are:

“Yep, that’s him!” I say, with my face equally as red. Mr. Eugene H. Krabs. This is a crush spanning multiple decades at this point. I wanna kiss this man so bad it makes me look stupid.

Disclaimer: This next part will be discussing the Early Era version of Mr. Krabs. A more concrete reference would be between S2 to around S4/S5. No flanderization, no real canon interference to be had.

~Gushing Ahoy!~

Eugene is many things. Stingy. Red. A silver fox. A decorated and respected military man. But the best thing about him by far is how strong a characterization he has in the early seasons. Gruff, stubborn, clever, dedicated father and father figure to P.earl and S.pongeB.ob respectively. There are moments where he can be less than ideal, but nothing egregious. Plus, he’s voiced by C.lancy B.rown, a well-seasoned actor both on screen and behind the microphone.

As for physical traits? Again, his voice immediately comes to mind. The range alone is impressive! Eugene can go from a high-pitched panic to a low, deep rumble at the drop of a hat, and it’s so GOOD.💕💕💕 I know the ‘MOAR’ scene is a meme now, but there’s one shot where he’s lying on a table like a pinup model and I just-mmmmmm 🫣👀 And he seems like such a huggable shape too! Nice and round, perfect for Selene to wrap her arms around. 🥰🥰🥰 Not to mention strong! He did kick major tail at the Fry Cook Games and can manage to flip the entire Krusty Krab around in one swift move.

The impact Eugene has had on my life is very significant. His quotes are the ones I parrot the most out of any other SB character! I was over the moon when Cosmic Shake came out and heard him speak, which more than made up for BFBB: Rehydrated. AND they gave him funny lines?! A++, 10/10, 5 stars out of 5!

In summary, Mr. K.rabs (within certain parameters) is a sweet, caring, persevering entrepreneur/father/mentor and very handsome to boot. Selene definitely thinks the world of him and loves him immensely. ❤️

#Thank you all for your patience! #Hope the payoff is satisfying enough 😊 #And ty for all the likes/compliments #It means a lot that people were interested in this! #The next post will most likely be more info on Selene herself #Until then!

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the Crew - people

One of several groups of teens that tend to hang around together, the Crew is not as... hardcore as other groups. They were one of the first groups of teens to be known, before we really understood that the vast majority of the system falls within the teenage range.

rayna lynn is 16 and is Donna Marie's twin sister and was one of the first of us to make herself known to main Renee in 1999.  She had often fronted when main Renee couldn’t handle it, and her thing was games of all sorts, especially cards and video games.  She’s very much the tomboy and is also prone to wrestling with people. She’s nominally the head of the Crew. When she first became known in 1999 she was often seen with another, Selena (different from Selena of the Overseers).  Selena eventually changed her name to Selene to separate herself from the associations most had to the name “Selena”.  rayna and Selene called themselves the “Gruesome Twosome” and would often post that way at a message forum we frequented at the time.  An event in the fall of that year (1999) involved a traumatic blending and Selene was one of the ones involved with that.  rayna took the loss hard.  rayna looks a lot like our real life daughter but with dark blond hair and hazel eyes.

Kayla aka Kaylana has been known to sign posts either BWA (bitch with attitude) or DWA (dyke with attitude). She's 15, freely calls herself a dyke, is as much of a tomboy as rayna and was the one most involved in the marching band when we were in high school.  She loves to watch DCI (Drum Corps International) competitions and has really hated the fact that we didn’t get to see our sons march in marching band.  She’s red-headed with green eyes and the temper to match.

Despair is an age slider who ranges between 13 and 17, usually hovering around 15.  She is depressed almost all of the time.  She sees the world in black and white and shades of grey. She tends to write free verse poetry and has a certain way with words when journaling.  She stays mostly to herself or can be found with her sister ‘Kat. Her other sister is Jackielynn. Despair is dark skinned with black hair that she wears over her dark dark eyes.

Cara and Casey spend much of their time inside.  They are both 15 and are identical twins.  They have been known to come out when a song they know is on and they like to dance.  They are bouncy and full of energy.  They are also mischievous and like to play jokes on people.  But only in fun.  Neither of them seems to have a mean bone in their body.  They are both petite brunettes with brown eyes.

Alex15 is brother and protector to Alex5.  He is 15, as in his name.  Both boys came about because of certain things that happened usually involving physical abuse of some sort.  They were also often front when the girls felt that they should be a boy instead.  He has not actually fronted since our early teen years.  He and his brother are both white with dark hair and dark eyes.

Terri is 15 and we don't know hardly anything about her other than the fact that she is there.

Alejandro first became known to us in 2003 during one of our hospital trips.  He’s 15, he’s queer, and he has a tendency to flame.  He likes to dress up, is usually one of the ones who can actually put on make-up, and he’s got pretty good taste.  He’s very shy, and tends not to speak much. He’s black with very short hair and dark eyes.

Matthew and Marcus showed up with Todd and Tyler sometime in 2004.  It was a shock to main Renee who had always maintained we had very few males in the collective.  The four of them showing up was just part of something that proved her very wrong.  Matthew and Marcus are identical twins, are 17 and both have a noticeable southern accent.  Matt loves to read and Marc loves to sing.  Todd and Tyler are identical twins and are 16.  We don’t know much about them except that they can joke with the best of them and they tend to try and cheer people up.  All four brothers are biracial, again with dark hair and dark eyes.

Bitch #2, so called because Kayla had already been using BWA, is antagonistic and proud of it.  She’s somewhere between 16 and 19, ornery, short tempered and is often impatient with people in general.  If she had her wish we would live like hermits.  She doesn’t really like people much and certainly doesn’t like to put up with any kind of emotional display.  She looks much like the body.

Tony (aka Anthony) is 19 and was one of the main fronters for a while.  He used to just be the guy who sat in the corner of the Front Room and listened to Linkin Park. In 2005 he took charge of Bane and Blade when Malice wanted to kick the shit out of Bane for daring to say what he thought about the father.  Tony kept the twins with him to prevent Malice from getting her way.  He started being a regular fronter late in 2006.  He and ShayRisa are the two who used to front the most frequently.  Tony tends to try and act tough, and he’s protective as hell of those he cares about. Although he was first freaked out at the idea of being a “mom”, he has come to adore our outside kids.  He was one of the ones who was called to the Kids Castle summer of 2008 to help a group of children who had come forward with new info about our parents.  Unlike many of us, he definitely has the ability to get angry and to express it.  Sometimes the way he expresses it isn’t the best, but he’s been trying really hard not to do anything that will hurt the body.  He’s a pretty complicated guy.  He’s white with black hair in a skater’s cut and dark green eyes.

Daniel, whose age we have recently learned is 13, carries some very specific memories of the father.  He isn’t very well time-oriented and only sort of knows those we are around.  He seems a little vague, and when he first showed up he inadvertently scared most of the kids in our system.  We later learned that they weren’t scared of him, but of what he carried.  Daniel is also bi-racial with dark hair and green eyes. He is linked to the child Daniel in the Kids’ Castle the same way Alex5 and Alex 15 are.

Teesha, 14, is another of the video game teens.  Other than knowing that, we know next to nothing about her.  She looks like the body does.

Abby and Gail (both between 14 and 16) are both members of the graphics team.  They are usually behind pattern design.  They do patterns for more than just computer graphics.  They also help come up with our quilt patterns and with our beading projects.  Those of the graphics team are in general fairly artistically inclined.  If it’s any kind of arts and crafts project, the graphics team most likely has a hand in it.  Both girls are white with brown hair and brown eyes.

Kyle, Kevin, Kristin, Kylara and K’Tara all came forward at one time.  We refer to them as the K-clan and Kayla is in charge of them.  The five of them are 15 and were the ones who were the most involved with our first boyfriend.  Of all of them only Kevin is really oriented to the here and now.  He is the head of the graphics team.  His is the final say so on any graphics project.  He is also the coordinator between the graphics team and the code rats (web design).  He and Tony often butt heads when trying to design a page, usually because the graphics team wants it to look one way and the code rats are telling them they can’t code it like that.  Kevin tends to get obsessive about graphics projects.  He and other members of the graphics team have the ability to completely block out awareness of the body when they are focused.  We have to sometimes yell pretty loud to get his attention and get him to give the body a break.  All five of them are biracial with skin tones like our outside children and dark hair and eyes.

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