#The Perfect Storm

[oof-lasagna]

i saw a post and i immediately had to draw it as cordelia and vane (specifically when cordelia has to flirt with that one guy to get information about her grandmothers ship)

#cordelia delamare #charles vane #dutp #dress up time princess #time princess #the perfect storm #time princess fanart #time princess dreamtopia #tp

[millerscoffee]

the perfect storm

1.4k drabble / joel miller x f!reader

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rating: 18+ MDNI

warnings: no outbreak. smutty smut smut. established relationship, masturbation (f, toy), hints of brat tamer!joel, praise kink, no use of y/n

summary: after a boring, rainy morning of joel working from home, you stay nestled in your shared bedroom to have some fun on your own. you're pretty sure you're quiet about it.

A/N: here's a little drabble. i've decided to write more of the "dancing is a dangerous game" fic, and it will indeed be a series. until then, enjoy!

On days like this, dreary as it is, Joel works from home. His days are usually surrounded in piles of blueprints, phone calls, meeting demands. He hates telling people they can't come in, but it's just too dangerous and redundant to send his guys to work in muddy and rainy conditions. They'd just have to go back home, anyway.

Today happens to be your day off, and it's spent in bed for most of the morning. You exhale a sigh of relief when sounds of rain against the windowpane that wakes you.

Joel is home.

Warmth envelops you, but when you roll over you are met with an empty bed. A grumble leaving you when you take note that you're alone – but you're able to hear Joel through the other side of the wall.

Some phone call with a client.

A yawn waves through your lungs, limbs stretching in either direction as you settle into the white duvet set you convinced Joel you both needed. Bat of the eyes, pout of the lips. Compromise.

From the other room, you only hear Joel's replies. On any other occasion Joel is a man of few words, but when he works he's still pragmatic, yet speech is fluid as it drawls out of his southern mouth. Because of this, you assume he's wearing the earbuds you got him as a gift, a grin forms your features at the thought.

You remember giving them to him. He made more of a fuss at how much they cost, how he'd 'just lose 'em anyway, might as well take 'em for yourself.'

On days like this, even in your mindseye, you see his hands – all too big for them – maneuver the buds into his ears.

Fondness pangs your heart.

However, these thoughts were flooded by a way more mischievous thought: if you can't hear his customers speaking, he can't hear you.

This has your hands wandering over your body, over the black silk pajama set Joel got you after you spent weeks looking at it in passing because nothing goes unnoticed with Joel Miller.

Especially when you touch yourself without him in the room.

It's not that Joel minds. He, if anyone, knows the importance of autonomy and not letting people tell you what to do.

Or at least that's what he lets you believe.

It's more... he likes to know. Wants to be around, or be told before you're going to play with yourself. And if he's not around, he wants details and explicit demonstration of what you did. Of how you get yourself off.

Exactly the way your breath hitches when your fingers graze over your clit. What makes your back arch the most.

His eyes hooded, head hung low like a hungry wolf who's been scrapped one too many times. Taking you in, taking account.

You enjoy letting him have this control over you, and it's more or less a jackpot.

So to do this without him knowing, while he has to work, is in itself naughty. Naturally, you must do it.

Besides, it's your body and you can do whatever you choose to with it. You picture the devilish smile of agreement spreading across his face at the roar of your sovereignty.

You're giddy when you lean over to the bedside table, taking out your vibrator from the drawer like a friend that visits. You like to use it on yourself, but Joel likes to use it on you, too and just seeing it sends a shiver over your skin.

It starts off slow. On your back, your legs splay lazily under the sheets – the sound of rain is sensual in nature and it's literally and metaphorically the perfect storm to put you in the mood.

Your arms stretch overhead, letting out a soft yawn as you take in the way your skin feels against the plush fabric of your bedding.

Mornings as slow as this one (at least for you) deserve appreciation. Joel's voice still delivering messages back and forth to clients in the background.

Then, your hands wander. Your nipples over your camisole, across your stomach before finding your tits under the silk. You gasp at way it goes straight to your core with the image of the night before in your brain. Joel's mouth somewhere around the area you're now tugging at, rolling the sensitive nubs between your fingers as they peak and stiffen, and you have to bite down against your lip at thought of him.

Of how a trace of him is constantly left on your skin.

It causes you to rut pathetically against the fabric of your sleep shorts, wishing Joel could take the morning off to spend it with you like this. To have a lazy, rainy morning full of slow, carnal sex and pancakes after. You grow wetter at the thought of him between your legs, pumping his thick fingers inside of you. Spreading them apart, leaving your mouth hanging open and it's so good you can't even make a sound.

"Fuck," your moans are breathy, and you're not sure when, but your fingers slipped between your legs, under the hem of your shorts.

Exploring your folds, you're astonished at just how downright lewd the sounds coming from your cunt are. The undeniable gliding of wet skin tempts you to add one finger and then two inside of you.

You work through the whimper at the fact they're not as thick as his. And even though he's not there with you, you can practically see pride and smugness tug at his features, and that makes you pump harder.

Your eyes roll shut, imagining him hovering over you and the fact that his voice is within earshot not only makes it easier, but makes you more aroused. You purposefully brush the spongy bit inside you and your thighs flutter.

It doesn't take much more, it couldn't possibly. Not when you know your body and how quickly it can take you to reach that place, so your free hand searches for the vibrator. The kind that creates a little suction on your clit. The kind Joel uses on you while he's buried to the hilt in you when it already feels like you've taken your limit.

A third finger stretches and explores you when you place the low vibrations on your clit, instantly gasping when you feel the suction and the way your nipples graze against the texture of clothes.

You could cum like this. Your fingers deep, toy mercilessly suctioning the artificial pleasure right to your core, but you're greedy and you want more. Your tongue passes your lips, screwing your eyes shut even tighter as you turn the intensity up on the toy.

It sucks harder, sounds louder – even under the duvet.

That's it, like you can hear Joel in your ear. All gravel in the pit of his throat, nodding against your temple while he watches you.

That's my girl. You gasp then. Mouth in a perfect 'o' shape you ride out the initial wave of self-gratification. So powerful it causes your ears to ring.

A moan of something that sounds like a mixture of fuck, Joel, please falls off your lips.

You bite your lip into the second wave, your orgasm feeling more and more intense as your fingers almost ache from how tightly you’re clenching around them. Clit instantly too sensitive now for the vibrator, you press it down to the lowest setting before cutting it off. You leave it abandoned somewhere on the bed.

One at a time, your fingers leave your pussy. The lack of connection makes you pout to yourself until you're left rubbing your folds lazily. Basking in the afterglow of what you've given yourself. You hum a low sound of approval, legs brushing against the sheets again. Another yawn.

It's only then you blink your eyes open, squealing in surprise at Joel at the door. You jolt – alert and sat up. Eyes wide, adrenaline kicks in. Who needs coffee?!

Joel's arms are crossed, desire dripping off his brow. Your instinct is to apologise, to promise you were going to tell him. Anything, think of anything.

If your heart wasn't racing from your orgasm, it is now.

But he doesn't let you start your sentence. In fact, you can just barely see a smirk form over his face before he brushes the pad of his thumb against his lower lip and you whimper at that.

You whimper at anything he does now because he’s got you. You know he won't let you get away with it.

Caught in the act and vulnerable.

He stays exactly where he is: broad shoulders leaning against the doorframe. Arms flexing through his shirt.

"Do it again."

#joel miller #joel miller smut #joel miller x f!reader #tlou #by bee #joel miller x reader #the perfect storm

[nkp1981]

#funny signs #that's so true #twister #the perfect storm #the day after tomorrow

[silviettastreghetta]

Oooh that smirk😏❤️✨

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Charles Vane❤️

#time princess #dress up time princess #dutp #dutp the perfect storm #dutp charles vane #dutp art #dutp fanart #art #fanart #artwork #digital #digital art #drawing #digital drawing #illustration #digital illustration #artist #artist on tumblr #charles vane #vane #the perfect storm

[kaoru-nk]

My version of the posters for the endings with our companions.

#time princess #time princess fanart #time princess the perfect storm #dutp the perfect storm #dutp fanart #dutp #the perfect storm #art #fanart #my art

[ssuzu]

TIME FOR CONFESSIONS. who plays Time Princesses, come out into the light! I will love you as much as I love The Perfect Storm 😤😤💕💕💕

btw my comms are OPEN now OwO! all info is here ~

#time princess #the perfect storm #game fanart #open commissions #anime commission #pirates #cartoon style

[karalija]

You’re so Vane you prob think this art is about you...

My WIP’s of Capt. Charles Vane and Cordelia “Captain Cannonball” Delamare from IGG’s The Perfect Storm, Time Princess game. All hail these sexy dorks.

#time princess #dress up time princess #charles vane #the perfect storm #time princess the perfect storm #kara lija #lady nemesis #cordelia delamare #Cordelia and Vane #Charles Vane and Cordelia Delamare #the heartbreakers #pirates #dutp fanart #tp fanart #igg #i got games

[altpunkzombie]

I would just absolutely RUIN my life for these two men

Apparently I have a huge weak spot for strong, dangerous men with names that begin with the letter V

#Time Princess #dress up #gotham memoirs #the perfect storm #vittorio puzo #charles vane #dress up time princess #romantic

[g0dspeeed]

...I think I'm gonna start an actual fic today.

#i have the time #the spoons #the inspo #the perfect storm #about me

[amethystsoda]

For any Time Princess players, the author of The Perfect Storm did an interview night on discord yesterday!!

Here are some of my favorite notes (and concept art) from the pinned posts:

#omg the art for mc and vane 😳😳💕👌 hello #time princess #dutp #dutp the perfect storm #the perfect storm #dress up time princess #charles vane #mary read

[queensparklekitten]

the "all-female pirate academy" ending from TPS is wild but you gotta admit it's good fanfic fuel. putting aside some of the logistics that is such a fun setting to put some gay little OCs in. or AUs with your female blorbos

#dutp #the perfect storm #time princess

[oof-lasagna]

Vane definitely has a similar wall that he also claims he hates (we know he doesn't) ((they r on the enemies to lovers grind))

#dutp #dress up time princess #charles vane #cordelia delamare #time princess #time princess fanart #dutp fanart #the perfect storm #ooflasagna

[frankiebirds]

GARCIA: This better be hella good. GIDEON: Garcia? ...Hello? GARCIA: Oh, yes, sir. I'm here. I'm sorry. I just...I wasn't...I'm surprised that you're calling me. GIDEON: I need to know who Joseph Davin shared a cell with. GARCIA: Yes, sure. Uh, it was a guy named... [typing] His name was Tony Canardo. They were in together for 18 months, and both were released three years ago. GIDEON: Before the killings started. Is that it? GARCIA: His current address is 865 Kentwood in Jacksonville. GIDEON: That's all you got? GARCIA: Yeah. GIDEON: Garcia. GARCIA: Yes? GIDEON: You do great work. Keep it up. [hangs up] GARCIA: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you.

i wonder if part of garcia's frazzledness in this scene is due to some lingering iciness from gideon post-fisher king (he was easily the most angry with her about her playing a game on the bureau's wifi and letting a hacker in), and i wonder if gideon's "you do great work. keep it up" is him finally letting her off the hook for it. of course it could just be that garcia finds this case especially disturbing, which is throwing her off, and gideon is acknowledging that with his last line. i could go either way.

(sidenote: gideon complimenting her and then hanging up before she can respond is so very in character, i love those little moments like that that tell you something about the character)

also sorry i have nothing else to say about this episode. i actually finished it and went back to grab this exchange because it was really the only part of the episode i had any particularly coherent thoughts on, which is a shame because i think it's a very good, very tightly written episode with a good twist—it just didnt have much i had that itch to yell about.

#penelope garcia #jason gideon #uhhh dont think i should use my analysis tags for this one #its pretty thrown together and i dont feel super strongly about either reading #garcia & gideon #not fic #criminal minds #criminal minds rewatch #criminal minds s02e03 #the perfect storm

[spiciestpat]

1. There is a book about contemporary flute technique called The Other Flute by the unfortunately named Robert Dick

2. I just checked out Dick: The Other Flute from the library along with a piece called Sex Magic

#the perfect storm #personal

[gabriellasantos-martins]

When is the monster not a monster? - Oh, when you love his.

#time princess #time princess charles vane #charles vane #cordelia delamare #dutp #dutp the perfect storm #the perfect storm #fanart #gabsm #dress up time princess #time princess dress up

[amemixfan]

The Perfect Storm CGs.

#time princess #dress up time princess #dutp #the perfect storm