#The 40s were okay

[haknom]

either i’m delulu or he acc likes me guys

#⭐️ — k’s thoughts #at least 40-50% like #there’s no way #who would take time out of their day to glance and look at someone every chance they get #would go quiet and do an awkward shy gaze whenever she’s around even if he’s with his friends #And would hesitate to reply to u if she were to ask him a question #Come on think abt it. #idk who would but blueberry does w me guys!!!!! 😁🤭😍🥰😘😇😊☺️😄😁😆😜😝😋🤪😚🤭🤗 #if only he spoke to me…. #HES SO SHY BRO I SWEAR #(me too) #Bht it’s only okay when i do it. #i lvoe him guys forever and ever #my one and only fr #☝️☝️ #gna listen to his playlist today

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

if graham thought the used to be a man thing was just joking and like 5 minutes earlier she said she used to live in the outback for 123 years, he also definitely doesnt have ANY idea how old she is does he

#oh the fun they'll have in support group trying to figure out the doctor's age #graham sitting there just staring for the first 10 minutes like 'oh IMMORTAL immortal. like immortal? like. okay. uh huh. thats. okay.' #thats gotta rewrite like at least half your idea of a person right #im not convinced he or ryan really have an idea of what regeneration means #i think yaz a little more #but not like. really #and yaz was also so taken aback meeting ace and tegan like #other companions get that 'oh youve had lots of people like me' usually kinda early on #get their little jealousy moment #but they NEVER had that #like meeting all these old companions first already must be a bit of a........like rearrangement in your brain #like 'oh but if youre me. and you did this 40 YEARS ago. then uhhhh. the doctor is older than she looks' #and then someone drops a 'yeah when i knew them they said they were 700' and youre OH. OKAY. #like you thought you were travelling with just sort of a weird fucked up guy but then it turns out it's a weird fucked up guy #who has been doing this for longer than your country exists #12 voice: im old enough to be your messiah #fgkjghjkgh #like thats your bud! dfgkjhgjk thats just your fucked up little pal who cant drive what do you mEAN TWO THOUSAND #two THOUSAND years and you still drive THIS badly??? #i hope clara comes to the support group some time #she could blow at least the fam's minds a little i think #she knew the last one! #she can provide CONTEXT #between missy and 12 she can provide some GREAT context #also bill i think bill + yaz would be FUN #like hoo boy #bill can fill them in on the master too #feel like missy definitely gets wind of it 'ive been up and down your timeline' and drops by. a couple of times #trying to pass herself off as a companion #doesnt work for super long mostly bc shes just there to Cause Problems On Purpose but it does work for a Bit

[secrettastemakerland]

“Your flop era is low key serving”

Nick: *panicking in millennial* what the fuck does that even mean??

HELP 😭😭😭

HE WOULD BE LIKE "Thank you???? I think????"

Nick: *turns to Judy* "Carrots, what the fuck did he say to me"

Judy: "He said that you're ate, slay, left no crumbs, Slick"

#oh my beloved 32 year old also 40 year old fox man #ilysm #he's so silly i need to see him i need see him again #disney where is the trailer where is nick where is he is he okay #ngl i thought you were trying to say that i was in my flop era 🤡 #me 🤝 nick : stupidity #zootopia #zootopiathingz #nick wilde #judy hopps #wildehopps #wildehopps correct totally happened quotes

[monsterlets]

like half the sixth graders are failing english cos the homework is on google classroom and they don't have basic computer skills. like mayhaps we should fuckin teach them basic computer skills

#they get phones. they might get macs #but a windows laptop? wizardry #I asked if they would cover this in computer science and they were like no there's a whole curriculum already #like how exactly the fuck are they accomplishing anything in computer science then #okay so homeroom then. except we have 15 million other things we have to do in homeroom and we're only in there for 40 minutes a day #and today we spent nearly all of that time trying to get them to send one email #during which one kid out of 15 successfully sent an email #so in conclusion I'm going to put the curriculum book in my mouth and shake it like a feral dog. thank you

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

i think originally they planned to make jerry a college student who impregnanted a seventeen-year-old beth until they realized that would make him basically unredeemable in the eyes of the audience

#random thoughts #guess what motherfuckers it's blue man time #okay so basically the general consensis now is that jerry is one year older than beth but i CANNOT find a source on that #and in interdimensional cable 2 rick speculates on jerry's age being around 39 #and in michael chrickton's world (a comic which came out during season 2 which is when interdimensional cable 2 came out) #a '40-year-old morty' looks exactly like jerry #so i think they originally planned to make jerry like. 23? when he impregnated beth when she was 17 #which DOES roll with his character honestly #yknow until they established they were both in high school in season 6 #and even in s3 e10 when jerry's talking about their first kiss he says 'senior year' which is JUST ambiguous enough #to be when beth was a high school senior and he was a college senior #anyway this would make rick's hatred of him like. actually justified. and make beth and jerry's relationship more complicated #and summer and jerry's relationship too

[helianthus21]

soulmates are bullshit but two characters who were supposed to be just one but got separated and ever since strive to be together because of some magnetic yearning to be near each other? yeah.

#good omens #aziraphale/crowley #sometimes i remember they were supposed to be a single character #and i get emotional #whatever souls are made of his and mine are the same #or whatever #i could word this better but it' #s 2:40 okay

[owlf45]

where can i sponser a chapter :) just like give a tip on tumblr :) or like is there a site?

uhm. erm. well the erm. the 'sponsor' goal is:

its on my kofi. the link to which you can also find in my tumblr bio.

#my asks #imaginary #LOOK BEFORE ANYONE SAYS ANYTHING ABOUT THE PRICES. LET IT BE KNOWN MY LAST IMAGINARY CHAPTER WAS 27K WORDS LONG #THATS LIKE. A SMALL NOVEL. SO.!!! #ALSO BEFORE IT WAS 25 DOLLARS BUT THEN I GOT A 50 DOLLAR DONATION AND HAD TO WRITE TWO CHAPTERS. BOTH OF WHICH WERE LIKE SMALL NOVEL LENGTH #SO!!! #i basically spent like 20-40 hours on each chapter as well. so like. thats about an hour per dollar #which is def NAWT minimum wage besties (its okay id write for imaginary for free cause i love it) BUT please dont kill me over the prices o #even if you just donate a portion it will still light a fire under my ass the goal is mostly just for jokesies

[hannibalismos-jaaneman]

so i never said this to anyone and bottling this up is exhausting so i'm just gonna vomit it here. PLEASE SENSITIZE CHILDREN TO ART.

#raj shitposting #so on new year's eve my apartment complex decided to have like a little carnival and people were invited to set up stalls for their stuff #so my mother is a mix media artist and i FORCED her to set up a stall which i kinda sorta regret now because of this thing that happened #so we were setting up our stall and a little boy comes up and wants to purchase something from the jewelry section and when we #tell him the price of the piece he calls my MOTHER'S ART A SCAM. A SEVEN YEAR OLD BOY WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL PHOTOSYNTHESIS!!! #WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A SCAM ACTUALLY IS. CALLS MY MOTHER'S ENTIRE ART A SCAM. #i wanted to smack him so hard across the face but my mother held me back and told me to calm down and asked him to get lost. #but the entire day our mood was rotten about this #PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD TELL YOUR CHILDREN THAT IT'S NOT OKAY TO INSULT SOMEONE'S WORK LIKE THAT!!!!!!! #YOU IMBECILE IT'S EXPENSIVE BECAUSE IT REQUIRES SKILL AND MATERIAL THAT IS DIFFICULT TO PROCURE AND KNOWLEDGE THAT IN ITSELF IS HELLA- #-EXPENSIVE TO GATHER!!!!! #ART IS INVALUABLE GUYS WHY DO YOU THINK OUR PARENTS PRESERVE THOSE STUPID ASS CRAYON LANDSCAPES FROM OUR CHILDHOOD????? #he might be a child and not know what any of this means but he could just back off... this is NOT curiosity it's mean spiritedness #and FUCKING RUDE #i was a child sometime in my life. i never talked shit like that to a 40 YEAR OLD AND TALKED BACK WHEN THEY ASKED ME TO BACK OFF #smh #anti intellectualism #art

[faunandfloraas]

Would love to know why international acts always seem to come out here in the dead of summer. Nothing says fun like performing in 40° celsius heat

#its especially funny when its some norwegian metal band my brother likes or something #like are your tour managers actually trying to kill you who planned this #but also a reason i barely go to concerts bc its like lol pay 180 bucks to stand in blaring heat 🫶 #um.... im okay #i went to florence and the machine a while back and while it was a great concert and she did amazing #it was a 40 degree day and even tho she didnt come out til the sun was setting it was still 37° out and there was no seating #so i ended up stripping half my dress off and just having the underskirt and my bra on and so did p much everyone else bc we were dying #and she kept stopping the show bc she was seeing people faint in the audience and would ask security to go check on them #also winter here is perfect??? like it doesnt snow it doesnt rain much its often 20-23 c during the day so im just ????? #do a winter show and leave the summer shows for places that are ice tundras in the winter or something idk #if skz does come here this yr which they might not i mean there was 4 years between the first concerts here and the last #but i hope its in autum winter early spring lol

[leonstamatis]

the thing that helps me sometimes wrt numbers brain is that the most popular fic isn’t actually gonna be the best fic, pretty much ever, bc the things people gravitate toward are the things that appeal to the largest number of people instead of the sort of weird offbeat passion projects i frequently throw myself at. the things that do numbers are bigger fandoms and popular ships and (often) watered down characterizations or popular tropes, none of which is what i really enjoy doing ninety percent of the time.

#what are my most popular fics you may well ask? #o/f/m/d by a long shot. #then a t/a/a/kitz fic from AGES ago when t:b was winding down #then a very fanon-compliant jason fic. #then a very fanon-compliant j/o/y/fire fic. #and i like all of these fics a reasonable amount. they’re fine. #BUT. #they aren’t the ones i go back and reread all the time. #those ones are the ones that are more personalized and particular to Me. #even in blaseball like. the most popular ones are the ones that comply with popular lore. #and if i were to go in and rework them it would be to make them Weirder and Less Palatable #bc then i would be more fond of the actual content of them #of course that’s not always true. im still baffled by the reception to the scorekeeper fic and various other weird projects #looks at margeese pointedly #but like. those are outliers in the broader spectrum of my works. #idk im just rambling #point is i tend to fall around 30-40 kudos regardless of fandom #and that’s in part bc 1) smaller fandoms 2) less popular ships 3) secondary or tertiary characters 4) in a weird plot #and it’s GREAT it’s so fun to do #okay I’m done that’s it #tam.exe

[fakehelper]

Okay so this is something that I held off on saying outright because of Natalie and the sway she had over the RPC, but one of the reasons that we require fcs to have a large following if they're not already in the entertainment industry (or trying to be in the industry) on GPN is because it feels oddly dehumanizing and tokenizing to take people who agreed to be part of a documentary or are in someone else's vlog because they are disabled or an ethnic minority and trying to use that person as an fc for "representation". While there isn't an abundance of disabled actors, they are out there, and I would much rather use an actor or model than an activist or someone who is literally just disabled and happens to be in a video, because they're not trying to break into the entertainment world, they're just living their lives.

Not to mention, when those people are only in one documentary or an episode of a show about disabilities, you're not going to get a lot of resources anyway, so it's not sustainable to use them as an FC. Just, when you're going forward and making resources of normal non-famous people because you think they'd be "good representation," please think twice about why you're actually making those resources. Would your time be better spent gifing a disabled actor or singer or model who is actually famous or even someone who's trying to break into the industry, who will likely have more footage down the line and actually give people more incentive to use that FC? Or are you just trying to gif as many people as you can to say that you're inclusive?

#tbh to me it always felt ableist and tokenizing #to have like 40 gifs of someone that's disabled from one episode of a show /about/ being disabled #and then saying 'oh you want to play a disabled person? here use this!!!' #like there aren't already disabled actors that are trying to make their way into the industry #it just felt performative to me tbh #because I can't think of many people that would be okay with using that little resources AND comfortable using an every day person as an fc #and you know maybe i'm wrong about this! and you're more than welcome to disagree with me on that #but I do want to say this is a call for more resources of disabled people in the industry #as well as ethnic minorities #but i do think that gifing regular people is freaking weird #like if someone made gifs of my uncle from his tiktok because he has diabetes and they were like 'wow diabetes king' i'd die

[doux-amer]

Revenant is soooo mid which is disappointing because I was looking forward to it due to the actors and writer (this isn’t a flop like Jirisan, which I gave up on after 2–3 episodes, but it’s not really good). BUT. BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’m suffering from “poor little meow meow middle-aged man” deficiency and Professor Yeom Haesang suffers so much. I can’t believe I was like “Oh...okay” about his casting because I’m planting my palms against his windows, peering at him in his little cage and being fed because he’s had the worst life ever and it keeps getting worse. HAESANG *____*<3

#why are we not talking about him more on reddit/twitter/tumblr and why are there not enough gifs and pics of him breaking down #or looking slutty in his all black ensembles complete with a turtleneck #watch as this man's life continues to deteriorate! ep. 7 and 8 provided such rich sustenance for me #a simp for ajusshideul who are miserable #he's so small and sad and he can't catch a break #yeah okay hongsae is great too and he's a cutie but LOOK AT THIS 40-YEAR-OLD MAN! #technically i wouldn't even count that as MIDDLE age middle-aged but his actor is 46 so whatever #in all seriousness revenant exasperates me a little because you can see how it can be good #especially because there's a frame of reference to base that hypothesis on: signal. lol. #signal wasn't without its flaws but the characters and relationships actually had development and the main partnerships were intense #and the tension was high throughout #revenant is the same thing every episode pretty much #the first three episodes were pretty to really good and i loved the setup #and you have kim taeri hong kyung and oh jungsae and they're great actors #but the directing and writing aren't serving them well and you can see the drop in quality from the beginning to now tbh #there's only so much they can do if they're not being given enough from both #though the little bits that are good are the reason i'm sticking around to the end lol. that and haesang i'm going to be real #like haesang and sanyoung's relationship needed to be parallel soohyun and haeyoung's in a way in terms of how much #they grow to rely on each other and care for each other but we don't really get that

[loserchildhotpants]

so many annoying takes today on all social media platforms what is in the water

#super sad when a mutual is like #‘freaks DNI’ #‘if you [engage in fiction in some specific way] fucking block me!!’ #‘if u ship [x] literally unfollow me 🤢’ #like okay i will #didn’t know u were a Thought Cop here to measure my morals by what media i consume rather than like my character and deeds #im Like 30 or 40 And do Not need this lol #new age fandom Puritanism is fucking exhausting #i have that old school fandom mindset too like i keep showing up to functions at the fandom ymca #and im making friends and sharing my homemade cookies and having a fine time #and then someone is loudly like ‘if u use ur imagination in the wrong way gtfo’ #it used to be so much easier to make friends in fandom now i get daily jumpscares by folks unthinkingly touting neo christo-fascist shit #melanie lives #I’ll just go offline today maybe #ugh

[nicollekidman]

hannah & jason number three is so funny like babe that is literally just a couple

#to be fair like 40% of those pairings were just people transferring onscreen ships to real life 50% actual couples and then 10% like. okay

[femmesandhoney]

the reason we're never getting a HOO adaption even if PJO gets a full five season run is bc theyre fans who geninuely think a tv show can and should put every single thing from the books into the show and complain when its not do-able bc of money, time, or just gets in the way of the main sequence or flow of an episode. they would literally riot if a HOO season was done bc realistically they would either do a full jason season w no percy and people would find it boring or try and combine jason and percy stories and ultimately not do justice to either and get criticism 😭 so many "fans" have no clue that a show also has limitations, that doesn't mean its a bad adaption lmao have some damn faith omfg

#'but they were meant to have way more fun in the casino' okay sure and they only had 40 mins worth of episode and decided to use it for May #so shut up thats a GOOD change bc it helps the show viewers understand Luke for later...

[lifealteringtimesandwich]

dallon i just preordered the album that's how much faith i have in you. it has to be good now i trust you to much

#literally no doubt in my mind that itll b amazing #weve had an okay track record so far #stardust and this is why were AMAZING #and intelectual property was really good #but. looks over at jaws of life #THE FIRST TWO SINGLES WERE AMZING YOU LED ME ON FOR WHAT #INTSTILL LOVE YOU GUYS BUT. CMON #and. toxic positivity #another year another mediocre abum by the used #its okay i still literally love them so so sooo much #i mean i just saw them lolz #GOD I WENT ON A RANT #point is. dallon i spent 40 of my hard earned dollars on you i am putting my full trust in you #idkhow #gloom division