#TV Episode 1: Dorms & Ghoulsmashing

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Travis: Did you kill him?!

Clint: Nah...no...

Justin: Hey dad, did you kill a man? Did you kill a man so you could sell his fucking Steely Dan records for eight dollars, daddy?

Travis: Daddy you could tell us. Listen, no one's watching. This is just internet TV.

Justin: Hey guys, turn the cameras off, wink.

Travis: Did you kill a man?

Clint: He had it comin'.

Travis: I knew it.

Griffin: Everything that we've done here so far has been a very elaborate sting operation to get you to confess to that crime.

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Griffin: Do you think all of the toys in Toy Story are possessed by different ghosts?

Travis: Question - Do they not move around when no one's watching? Do they not scare the shit out of Sid? That seems like a pretty scary ghost thing to do.

Griffin: You're suggesting that Woody is a dead cowboy?!

Travis: Other than that, Griffin, it's that all toys are just alive all the time. Which one makes more sense?

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Mayor Steve: I understand that you all needed to talk, but nobody was able to get out of ya what you needed to talk about. So what's going on?

Justin: We've prepared sort of a... I didn't know if you had these handy, but we made a ghost permit.

Travis: For ghoulsmashing.

Griffin: And this doesn't provide us with broad, sort of paranormal killing powers. It's just ghoulsmashing.

Mayor Steve: Special issue permit of ghost hunting?

Travis: Yeah...

Mayor Steve: 'Per the decree from the office of the mayor of Huntington, West Virginia. Griffin - Ghost Auctioner...

Griffin: Uh, Ghostacutioner. I do realize that Justin probably wrote it down in a confusing way.

Mayor Steve: ...Travis "Weirdo Beardo' McElroy...

Travis: Nailed it. Got that one.

Mayor Steve: ...and Justin "Big Muscles" McElroy...

Justin: Mayor said it, that's legal everybody.

Mayor Steve: Are allowed to smash ghouls in or around the city of Huntington, West Virginia. They will not be punished for ghoulsmashing and may do whatever it takes to smash the ghouls.'

Griffin: And then there's a little space there for signing to make it a special decree or permit or law.

Justin: Here's what I'm saying, Mayor Williams, if I may call you Mayor Williams. This could be a defining moment of your term. There's a pen on your desk, there's a permit next to it, there's cameras here.

Mayor Steve: Well, why don't we not sign this...

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Cashier: Mac the Turtle is not for sale.

Griffin: 500 dollars.

Cashier: Not for sale.

Griffin: 600 dollars?

Cashier: ...Not for sale.

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Justin: I'm gonna list a couple things that we picked up at the store, and I'm hoping you guys can maybe give us some placement ideas. One is a very, sort of old picture of a boy who may be dead. Where does that fit in in a dorm?

Property Brothers: If it's one of those bunk bed dorm rooms, then have it on the underside of the upper bunk so that when the lower bunk person wakes up, the boy is staring at them.

Griffin: I'm worried about...if the person on the top bunk is getting busy, the boy picture's shaking and the person on the bottom bunk's looking up... You gotta have a rule. If this bed's a-rattlin', you best get skedaddlin'.

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Hi everybody, it's me, Justin McElroy. We just wrapped up on our whole ghost episode, and it occurred to me we didn't put any real spooks or scares in there. But don't worry, I'm a TV professional. What I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna film some jumpscares and then through some edit bay magic we're gonna put'em back into the show for you. So you're not gonna know when they're coming but they're gonna be pretty fucking scary. Now here's my warning to you: If you watch the rest of this episode...you better do it with an empty bladder. 'Cause once the Spookmaster General's done with ya, you're gonna piss your fuckin' pants.

Justin McElroy

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I'm lookin' at these bad boys. You could bake a potato with all the kid energy comin' off of these ones.

Griffin McElroy, looking at a pair of clogs

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When there's something unusual, in the place that you live, who ya gonna contact? Ghoulsmashers!

Justin, Travis, & Griffin McElroy

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