#THAT UR IN THE P AS T

[littleoceanbabe]

i have been attacked. humiliated. demoralized. ASK THE MAN ABOUT THE DINOSAURS, PODCAST BOY 🫵

#sherlock and co #sherlock & co #s&co #sherlock and co discord #sherlock & co discord #s&co discord #john watson #HELICOPTER. ILL NEVER RECOVER. #im being v /dra /j /nsrs of course #but FUCK MAN. H E L I C O P T E R????? #fish lizard would b a cool band name ur right

[nmdstv]

i think people don't appreciate the idea of preppy steve harrington roughing metalhead eddie munson up enough. it's the irony, it's everyone thinking it would be the other way around 🤌🏽

#steddie #if i gotta see all ur t*p/d*m eddie in the tag u gotta see my pillow princess eddie agenda too #ste.ddie #st #like. imagine everyone thinking it's the other way around but they just stand there smirking because lmao they couldn't be more wrong babey #steve like of course :) while he's thinking of all the bruises eddie is covering up with clothes and make up they stole from his mom #foaming at the mouth screeching etc etc #* #hey maybe don't comment about how it's because of eddie's hanky blablabla #i know why people don't appreciate it. i just am pointing out why people should. #it's boring and sounds a little condescending idk maybe it's just me but it really bothers me. esp bc the first person who pointed it out #i answered them in a REBLOG so maybe check the notes #(1st person who pointed it out this is not about you you're cool<3)

[funfactory]

rosieline_

#fromis_9 #jisun #roh jisun #fromis 9 #t: photo #p: instagram update #ig: jisun #d: 240209 #jisun… i believe u too are capable of change… this isn’t ur heart… 💔 #(she added a tswift song to this post)

[yellowymellon]

I've always assumed each umbrella to be a stellaron hunter but did we ever get confirmation that there are only 4 ? By my logic there would be 2 extra ones (two ppl in the distance I'm not sure we should count)

Also idc what anyone says it's not a theory it's my delusion that believes the cat is elio 100%

Why do I believe that? Cuz stellaron hunters are basically the akudama drive's plot! A bunch of criminals are assembled to do the bidding of talking high technology artificial cat who's being controlled by (spoilers but if ykyk - it's similar) and in exchange they get paid :3

#who's ur fav stellaron hunter? mine is stelle :p \jjjj #love stelle tho #all i know is that if i was elio id find SW first cuz she does lots of carrying #we already have 3 who can punch #but do u think stellaron huntering is a full time job? #u gotta pay the bills somehow #nah elio is rich cuz he's white and blond not trying to stereotype but- #if i like em and they're blond know that they're automatically rich i don't make the rules i'm cursed to be materialistic against my will T #but like both blade and kafka are 100% loyal to elio do u ever think he was like #“can't keep dispatching them i need someone else to share the burden” #and boom sam joined the party #would be embarrassing if i'm wrong abt everything 💀 #honkai star rail #hsr

[jockbots]

the patrochillies au i want is the one where pat is married to chillies for so long that thetis just becomes his pain in the ass mother in law that he has endless amounts of sass and criticism for and bitches abt for 3hrs before her arrival abt how awful of a mother she is and then spends the evening with her trading thinly vailed insults back and forth while achilles tries to enjoy the wine

#patchilles #Patroclus #Achilles #t: u might have had a better chance at a life long career in sport if ud have married that nice girl from the isles #p: im sure the comentators box is devised oh i forgot to ask how is life as a great grandmother treating u poorly i hope #t: better than life as a washed up nurse buying cheep wine on coupons #p: oh but thetis the budget section wine is all the sweeter when i see you sipping at it in mine and achilles home #t: im not surprised at ur poorly developed pallet especially for one that seems only intrested in the consumption of meals below the belt #p: rich seeing as said meal is offered to my every night by your dear sweet son who is very sweet if u must kno #and did u not say yourself that Achilles's pallet is as refined and as polished as yours? #t: evidently not consistently enough #Achilles: (sipping wine and staring at his food) i picked the wine. i thought it was rly nice. #patrochilles

[deus-ex-mona]

it’s all about the ✨metaphors✨ man

#(song description was shoddily edited from magnetic today lmao never forget the autumn nico token event of 2k16) #in other news sif2’s song description feature is literal comedy gold im in t e a r s #bibi’s song descriptions are especially funny my g o d and the way they give spoilers for the past live performances is the cherry on top #the way they kept the beatmaps the same from sif1 though… but why did they change the attributed of the srs h e l p #i know teacher nico was supposed to be a smile perfect locker how did she turn into a pure scorer helloooooooooo #but!!!! some of the features seriously remind me of honeypre????? did flaggs have a hand in this game or sth hello #why are the idolised urs ‘animated’ with the swaying bg and blinking like evolved 5☆s im in tears #and the home screen feature too. like. lol. i miss sif1 sm i want my taisho honk backkkkkk #i want my yohane collection back while im at it auaaaaaaaa my complete water blue new world 1st years collection aaaaaaaaaaa #g o d. ok. that’s enough crisising for one night. i have lp to clear before it eoses in 3 months #shibaclown saturday

[simmonsized]

The Bro Strider Meta Post (yikes)

Hi, it took me literally 5 days and a lot of pondering over whether or not to share this. I don’t mean for this to be something to like, start debates, nor do I want to argue with people about it, it’s just. Something I poured a little bit of time into, for the express purposes of my own entertainment.

But jokey jokes or nuh-uh, I promised Bro Thoughts, and I have delivered those thoughts. Some of it is speculation, some of it is me leaving you to your own devices, to draw your own conclusions. I probably sound a little unhinged, if I’m being honest, but after writing a very long fanfiction where this dude plays a main role, it feels par for the course.

So without further ado, I present my little nightmare:

Bro In Context: Speculation and Extrapolation Based on Canon Evidence and In Relation to Dirk Strider (Part 1): Canon Evidence, Speculation, Extrapolation

#it is on google docs so i can take it away if you can't behave yourselves #most of this is about puppets it is in fact almost 20 pages of puppets #the puppets are really integral to the story #tw for mentions of puppet p(o)rn canon depictions of abuse #discussions of that abuse #speculation about that abuse and discussions in relation to that #it's jsut a lot #it's actually not that long word wise but like #it's a lot of reading and looking at pictures #so #that's me i guess #i also take a swipe at the epilogues but that has less to do with the epilogues and more about the perceptions people have abt dirk bc of t #e epilogues so please don't take that the wrong way #also it has a fair amount to do with dave are u surprised lol #yes it's me ao3 user deserts the freak with the 500k+ fanfiction in 2022 #i know i'm shocked too #well here it goes i guess #jesus christ i'm fucking regretting this already #also yes i made a new gmail so no one could see my fucking name or whatever ur not the boss of me

[fisheito]

Leave me to my delusions

#it's aster. I've decided on aster #my friend: have u unlocked the eiden room. or the SSR rooms #me: no. don't question me #my friend: i'm questioning u but also. Valid #me: thx #when aster's like #my first love is money #and i just looka t him and he gives me the energy of #someone who will do unspeakable things to u (at ur request) #but if u try to touch his no no place(s) you will never recover physically financially or emotionally #aster has boundaries and u will incur financial consequences should u push them #actual canon event that had to have happened at some point in the timeline (Before aster was super recognisable): #stranger: and how much for YOU? ;) #aster: oh you couldn't afford me <3 #aster will really go #oops! SILLY me!!! ;P #n it's because he dismantled an entire country's government from the inside while destabilising the economy in all 6 neighbouring countries #twinks who rule the world. go aster go

[rainbowgod666]

Aspergers is a fake condition the Nazis made up to create an "acceptable kind" of autistic person their state could still abuse without killing. Jsyk

...uh

No.

Youre thinking of "Hans Asperger". The nazi PSYCHIATRIST who came up with the term.

#Alex's Answering Machine #i have no idea what ur saying and honestly it sounds like twitter tier word vomit to sound like you have a higher moral ground #all you did was confuse me #“Just so you know” you didnt share anything resembling knowledge #i am #actually autistic #aspergers #is just a #s p e c i f i c a t i o n

[uwooyoungs]

OH MARISOL IS BONESS

#ALSO EDDIE DIAZ I STG U STOP IT RN DO N O T MAKE DECISIONS JUST BC THIS WOMAN LOOKS LIKE UR EXWIFE WTF #NOPE. N O P E. #god fuck eddie get it togETHER U WILL NOT #the writers will Not do this right?? RIGHT????? they fuckin CANT #911 abc #911 spoilers

[damslietta]

Remember Ab♡t Y♡ur Daily Clicks Aswell。。

#Y♡ur G♡ddess Speaks。 #D♡n't Expect Any N♡n-Palestine ♡n My Page During The Strike。 #N♡t Like I P♡st Anything Lately At All #Feeling A Bit D♡wn Ever Since A Few Days

[funfactory]

saeromssee

#fromis_9 #saerom #lee saerom #fromis 9 #t: photo #p: instagram update #ig: saerom #d: 230728 #what an honor it would be to have ur face blocked out by a clover emoji bc ur in saerom’s ig photo

[lesbiancarat]

[230130] junhui_moon Instagram Update

Delicious noodle~~😋

trans cr. SVT_stagram

#seventeen #jun #230130 #p: instagram #t: SVT_stagram #show us ur hairrrr

[decolonize-the-left]

that time I tried to tell one of my therapists that Im dissociating to the point where it doesn't even feel like I'm the one talking to her anymore and she went,

"and why did you tell me that?"

me, being so fucking normal her response: ma'am why did I hire u

#CUZ THATS UR JOB #CUZ IM GETTING WORSE AND YOUR JOB IS TO HELP S T O P THAT.??

[pjoseries]

THE ONLY PROMISE HE WILL BE ABLE TO SLEEP IM KILLING YOU FR

#ur welcome 🙏 #je réponds #la poste #f: pjo #p: posally #misc: fic #fic: august slipped away #t: ask #posallys

[levil0vesyou]

Having a post get popular enough to be independently reblogged by someone you follow but aren't mutuals with is. Wild

#yes it was the sex poll obvs #given the person is a minor i'm very glad they picked answer one lmao #like i do think minors in general are allowed to want and even have sex (with each other obvs) but when it's a minor i personally follow it #would just make me feel pretty weird lmao. like on a personal level ya feel? i mean when u reach an even closer level it becomes not weird #again like my dear friend ness (17yo) who afaik doesn't actually HAVE any sex but occasionally wants to and i support her hot girl summer. #but as stated this person barely knows i exist i just follow his blog (i used they earlier but this was incorrect but tumblr won't let me e #edit the tag 😔) and he's 16yo so seeing him talk about wanting and/or having sex would have been. uncomfortable. like obvs he'd be allowed #to because my personal discomfort is no indication of morality but you get it. like if my big little cousin (she's 15 now by god the years #don't stop coming) were to talk about sex and stuff to me or within earshot i would ummm. throw myself out the window? but like i'd still t #try to be supportive and if push comes to shove then yes i would give her condoms 😔 cuz like if a minor wants sex i will not be able to sto #stop them lmao but i can at least try and make it somewhat safe y'know #actually i remembered i have literally given a 15yo a condom before lmao she's prolly over 20 now but like as the adult dormmate it was alm #almost like a responsibility y'know like what do you want me to DO?? let her get pregnant?? anyway enough tangent lmao #btw all this is also why in the poll i included 'too young' but didn't specify an age cuz that's individual y'know. some people are p late #bloomers (i was one) while others choose to have consensual sex by 14 y'know. not something i like to think about but that doesn't mean it #won't happen ya feel. i mean what am i the american education system? lmao. so some ppl have interpreted being 17 as too young but there's #also folks like this who clearly consider 16 old enough and that's defo ppl's good right. and again i usually don't mind just the fact that #he in particular is someone i already knew made it uncomfy. but anyway yea back on topic it's very interesting in general when your post #gets big enough to independently make it to ur dash thru a non mutual lmao. love the hellsite honestly where else amirite #personal #mine #ok to rb ig #like the actual body of the post anyway. i'd be pretty uncomfy if said person saw my tags on this cuz y'know it's kind vagueing even if it' #not negative but anyway. anyway #*kinda