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smittyw · 2 months
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a little late to be timely, but! i wanted to make smth nice & community centric for ramadan ❣️ heavily based in a local initiative bringing halal taco trucks to mosque events bc it was so swag it made me wanna jump for joy. been meaning to do more w my ocs who are friends and help each other out
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I FAINTED BECAUSE OF LOW BLOOD PRESSURE?????? LMAO
#ok so i joined this new dance/aerobics exercise type of class cause aise hi physical activity chahiye#and aaj cardio karva rahe the#AND ACHANAK SE FELT LIKE VOMITING BLACK SPOTS IN MY VISION#and kuch samajh nahi aa raha tha wtf it was so embarrassing the didi unhone meko dheere se neeche sulaya#and pani dala muh pe tab jake vision clear hui#BHT WTFFFFF#kya crazy experience tha lmao#kaise movie style hua main soch rahi thi ki kaisi maam hai ye bohot hi intense karva diya beginner ke hisab se karana chahiye nahi#and suddenly sab dikhna band ho gaya unki awaz bohot dheere dheere aa rahi thi woh uthke latene ke liye keh rahe the#and main haat uthane ki koshish kar rahi thi but mere haath maan hi nahi rahe the😭😭😭#and main soch rahi thi bhai ye kya ho raha hai girl can u chill itna bhi kuch nhi kiya hai kya kar rahi hai 😭😭#but the funniest part is jab woh didi aur ek aur didi saath mein fuss kar rahe the mere upar i was thinking distinctly#ki wow aaj ke din mejn pehli baar kisi ne itne pyar se baat kari hai princess treatment diya hai attention diya hai#kyunki office mein bohot weird day tha meri friend ki dusri friend leave se wapis aa gayi and they were stuck together like bhul hi gaye ki#main bhi hoon??#and that guy jo thoda thoda accha lagta hai funny hai usne bhi baat nahi kari even tho kal humne itni saari baat kari thi😭#aur main ye class mein almost rote rote lehrein sunte hue aa rahi thi sochke ki fuck it mujhe kya i don't need anyone bas padho degree lo#aur niklo yahan iss sheher se fir bhi koi ni mila toh maar do khudko no biggie#and woh didi ne kaha you're very dehydrated and bohot thaki hui ho and suffocation ho raha hai na#and mujhe toh udhar hi aankh mein pani aa gaya like haina main hu na bohot thaki hui😭😭😭😭😭#anyway. crazy first experience lmao#ab theek hu didi ne chocolate khila di
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sitaaronkepaar · 7 years
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  Daily Rikara Ramblings
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKKK!!! NO KC CONTINUATION!!??? WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK!!*flips several tables*
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
What? you thought i was kidding? grow up.🙄🙄🙄🙄
But why the fuck would you end Rikara on a cliffhanger and not show what happens next??! Just ….I don’t even know what to say except what the fuck. God, I hate this stupid disappointing show. Unlike Gauri, it doesn’t deserve the benefit of the doubt. I can’t believe I keep defending this shit time and again, and yet, it keeps disappointing me every.single.time. I’m a fucking idiot is2g. 😡😡😡😡
I guess I should just be glad Gauri got a new suit that’s 😡not a tent? Fuck this show. Ugh. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Lol @ these Kaali t-shirt wale. 😂😂😂😂😂
Hain? Richa ki shaadi Gauri k ghar se kyu ho rahi hai? Doesn’t she have her own home?🤔🤔🤔🤔
Lol @this extra as fuck fucker. Har jagah tadi se entry maarta hai, chahe phir apna ghar ho, ya kisi aur ka 😂 😂😂😂😂😂
Kunal’s looking kinda cute as a Sardaar😍😍😍
Hahaha BadassRi 💝💝💝💝
Awww Omkara ka khoon khaul uth raha hai.😏😏😏
Ugh, this kali t-shirt wala dude is so creepy. 😓😓😓
“o ji ek mint, gal karne do na”
Dilpreet, your Omkara is showing 😂😂😂😂😂
Wtf is Gauri’s mom though? Kisi se bhi paise bhi le legi?😐😐😐
Oh god, this Singh is king shit is annoying but funny lmaoo.  😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha, Gauri Omkara ki class ke rahi hai. Lmaoo 😂😂😂
God, Omkara is such a bad liar, lmao. He’s gonna get caught soon 😂
Gauri’s face!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 She’s like yeh kaun mental piece hai??? 😂?
Awwww, shit! Gauri shut him down. Is bichare ko ek din me hi mehnat karni pad rahi hai. Aur kitne din chalayega yeh jhooth? He’s going to lose it in a week! Ab pata chala Gauri jo kitni mehnat karni padi to fool you?! Maybe now he’ll appreciate Chulbul more. Imao.
Omg imagine Rikara bonding over their Chulbul-Dilpreet lies and discussing how easy hard it was to fool each other 😂😂😂😂
Awww Richa bringing in the big guns aka Shankarji. Gauri be like shankarji ne last time jisko bheja tha uski wajah se hi toh life itni jhand ho gayi hai.
My god, rudra is such a fucking asshole. Go die in a ditch you sicko.😡😡😡
No, bhavya, don’t control yourself. Kick his ass.(╯°□°)╯︵( .o.) (╯°□°)╯︵( .o.)  (╯°□°)╯︵( .o.)
God, he’s giving me so much michmichi, I might reach into my laptop and strangle him myself. GO DIE YOU FUCKERRRRR!!!  😡🔫🔫🔫🔫
I’m ffwding. I can’t watch queen’s humiliation. 😭
Moving on to Omkara, who for once is not being an utter abomination.
“Kal ki tarah sofe pe so sakte hai?”
GAURI WTF!!! WHY WOULD YOU ALLOW AN UTTER STRANGER TO SPEND A NIGHT AT YOUR HOME??!! HE COULD BE A RAPIST OR A KILLER FOR GODSSAKE. OMG QUEENIE, I DID NOT EXPECT THIS DUMBFUCKERY FROM YOU!! 😧😧😧😧😧
Matlab maana queenie acche acchon ko pachad deti hai, but this is a bit much. What about basic common sense, Gauri?😒😒
Omkara’s like wtf? Bathroom bahar hai and paani 2 hi ghante aata hai? Wtfffff. WHAT ABOUT MY BEAUTY ROUTINE GAURI? THESE BEAUTIFUL LOCKS DON’T TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES ON THEIR OWN!! MEHNAT KARNI PADTI HAI. I NEED AT LEAST 1 HOUR TO CONDITION MY HAIR. LIFE AIN’T FAIR, IT IS NOT! 😭😭😭😭😭
Gauri’s so serious lmaooo. She’s not giving him an inch. baahahhahhahahhahahah. Keep trying you fucker!!😂😂😂😂
Hahaha, she shot him down. Ofc tumhe yaad nahi karna chahti asshole.🙄 🙄🙄
Ugh, no his teary eyes kill me 😭😭😭
Fucker singh oberoi is back. Imma skip.🙄🙄🙄
Omg he took bribe in mithai ka dabba. She gon figure it out?😟😟😟
I thought Bhavya was just suspended? She’s actual me fired kya?
“Niche dekho.”
OH.NO.YOU.DIDN’T. GOD SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK IMMA KILL THIS FUCKER. DIE BITCH DIE!  ̿'̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/‘̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿   ̿ ̿̿'̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿   ̿  ̿'̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿    ̿'̿’\̵͇̿̿\з=( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿
HAHAHA, Yes BHAVYA TELL HIM OFF. ISKI NAUKRI KO KYA, ISKO HI LAAT MAAR DE.
I HATE RUDRA SO MUCH, YOU GUYS. HE’S EVEN WORSE THAN VOLDEMORT.😡😡😡😡
Voldemort never saw any love in his life, he was so fucked up, but Rudra doesn’t even have that excuse. He was raised by two loving brothers and his daadi. Spoilt brat is one thing, but this utter inhumane behaviour is something else. Gosh, He has no excuse to act like this. I’m raging so hard rn. 😡😡😡😡😡
Ugh, Thank God, Omkara is here. Imma stare at his beautiful face and try to calm down. 😅😅😅😅
“paani do ghante, macchar 24 ghante”
Lmaooo. Aur papad bel asshole.😂😂😂😂
Omg lol. I thought, Gauri said itna zyada khana, and her mom was like jo ghar me tha woh bana diya. Lmaoooo.
I was like wtf, mana ki guest hai but ek bande pe sara ration pani khatam karne ki zaroorat nahi hai Maa. 😂😂😂😂
You know what, I’m act😘ually loving this ott hasmukh dilpreet. Can he stay forever?😘😘
“humne aap se sorry kyunki KAL aapne humein gundon se bachaya”
But he just did that today? Like a couple of hours ago? Gosh, omkara k break up ne Gauri ko aisa sadma diya hai that she’s forgotten the concept of time.😰😰😰
For real though, what is this garbage writing? Ek toh koi continuation nahi hai upar se itne bade bloopers? Who okays this shit?🙄
Lol, stupidass hotstar started buffering at the wrong moment and OMG Omkara looks like such a cutie patootie!! No wonder I always want to kiss his stupid face 😭😭😭
“Ek nahi hazaar wajah hai Gauri, main saari zindagi tumhe sorry bolta rahun toh bhi kam padega”
At least he realizes the magnitude of his mistake. Chalo, I hate you a little less now. But you better make up to my queen in a spectacular way you ass. She deserves the sun, the moon, the stars, EVERYTHING. 💕💕💕
But I love how dismissive Gauri is of him lmao. Kuch zyada hi bhav deti thi usey, tabhi he took you for granted. Super sardarji ko ab pata chalega what it’s like to be a normal peasant dealing with the Queen. 😎😎😎
“oh ji waada hai, dulhan hum le jayenge”
GOD, I STILL CAN’T GET OVER THE FACT THAT HE’S ACCEPTED THIS MARRIAGE. I’M LITERALLY PUKING RAINBOWS RN!!!😭😭😭
Like I low-key want Rikara remarriage in this track. I know hoga nahi, but god, this is more than enough.😊😊😊
Ugh, aagaya ye asshole to ruin my feels. I can literally feel my blood boiling whenever he’s on my screen.😤😤😤😤
My gawd, he looks creepy af. I need him to stop smirking or so help me god, he’ll be going home without a limb or two.🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️
Man, this guy has crossed all limits. All cause he can’t take no for an answer. Matlab problem kya hai iski? First, he insulted her, then he got drunk at her wedding and slut-shamed her, then he got her fired, and now he’s trapped her with him? Like this is legit how acid attackers are born? Just tell me what’s the difference? They attack physically, and he’s attacking her psychologically, making her life hell. How on earth does Gul think it’s good storytelling? This is a character assassination of the worst sort. Rudra literally went from an adorable, albeit unintentionally misogynistic idiot, to something sinister. Redemption toh I know will never happen, but I don’t even want to know how or why Bhayva will forgive him for this. This ship has sunk before it could even set sail. R.I.P RuVya.⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
“In short meri ghulam banke raho”
BHAVYA, GO MURDER HIM IN HIS SLEEP. I WILL HELP YOU. CUT THIS BITCH!!!  🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️ 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️ 🗡️🗡️🗡️🗡️
I’m just glad Bhavya ain’t backing down. Attitude hi sahi, give something back to him *while we plan how to kill him in his sleep, hush*
“Ye awaz kaisi?”
Beeeech, yeh dhuan kaisa? Ghar pe aag lag gayi hai kaa?😥😥😥
Lmao. Jaldi bandh omkara. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah Gauri, gooo. There’s a fire @ur home.😥😥😥
Omg, I’m so here for Omkara silently observing, nay, nihaaring Gauri 😭😭 😭 😭
I love how he literally has a physical reaction whenever she gets hurt.
“woh kahan kuch bolti hai, bas chup chaap sehti rehti hai sab kuch. Pata hai aaj tak maine sirf khuddari ka bare me suna tha toh mujhe  laga maine khuddari dekhi hain, main khuddari jaanta hu, lekin nahi, asli khuddari main aaj dekh raha hu”
Ughhhh yessss. Finally, you’re learning what a beautiful selfless soul your wife is 😭😭 😭 😭
Lol @Shivaay giving gyan to Omkara. Don’t throw away your notes Shivaay, same lecture Abhi rudy ko bhi dena hai.
“Wahi toh baat hain na Shivaay, mujhe abhi sirf uska dil nahi jeetna hain. Usey itni khushiyan deni hai, itni khushiyan, jiski woh haqdaar hai. Aaj tak maine sirf, sirf usey aasun hi diye hai lekin ab, ab main uski zindagi mein khushiyan hi khushiyan bharna chahta hun ”
OH MY GOD. BE STILL MY BEATING HEART.
WHAT? I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING. THERE’S A BRANCH, NAY, THERE’S AN ENTIRE TREE IN MY EYE. *sobs internally, externally, everything-ly* 😭😭 😭😭 😭 😭 😭😭 😭 😭
Lol, Kalyani Mills bakwas. Who the fuck cares.
Wow, Richa k sasural wale shakal se hi evil dikh rahe hai. 
Lmao Gauri doing her bezaati 😂😂
Okay, why is she judging Gauri’s ghar? Like she isn’t even Richa’s relative? She’s just her friend. 🤔🤔🤔
God, this showoff, I can’t. She’s pissing me off so much. 😡😡😡😡😡
Richa ki shaadi Gauri k ghar se kyu hone wali hai though? Idgi. 🤔🤔🤔
Ugh, maan na maan main tera mehman.🙄🙄
God, she better not ask for dowry.😡😡😡
Omg she is  😡😡😡😡😡
Wtfffff 😡😡😡😡😡
THIS BITCHHHH 😡😡😡😡😡
Sare relatives k liye saree and gehne and kapde and 1kg ladoo. dafuq you think this is bitchhhhh? Shaadi tere bete ki hai ya tere saare relatives ki hai? My god this bhukkhad aurat. Koi jail bhejo isey. 😡😡😡😡😡
Yes, Gauri, why are you listening to this bitch? Call the police and send her ass to jail. 😡😡
I hope Gauri actually has a plan and isn’t just bowing down to society’s pressures.  
OMG, what if in typical bollywood fashion the baraat goes home on the wedding day and Rikara get married on the madap instead? Too much? han mujhe bhi laga.😂😂😂😂
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