my husband: go to church, it's Palm Sunday
me: no
my husband: I bet you don't even know what it commemorates
me: i know!!! Christ then rode on a donkey through the gates of Jerusalem
my husband: that's right. And how will they manage today without their donkey?
me:
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"Humans are social creatures!" Then why do I suck at talking to people???
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Im begging my brain to fucking focus i stg id kill for some executive function but all i can think about is how i need more multicolored pens because i somehow lost all but my purple ones and i absolutly cant finish this assignment -that i am doing on the computer mind you- until i have acquired more pens.
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5, 19, 34?
5- what color are your eyes?
theyre blueish-green :)) i have an unusual amount of old memories of people saying me and my brothers eyes looked just like my mother's, even though hers were wayyy more blue than mine.
19- imagine we're at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?
oh yes, a thousand times over. id probably get it on your fingers on accident, a curse of having shaky ass hands, but id try my best :))))
34- is there a song you know every word to by heart?
hit me baby one more time >:D i remember walking down the school hallways obnoxiously singing the lyrics with my friends and using my pen as a mic
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Jew here with a friendly reminder that:
Criticizing Isreal ≠ antisemetic
Supporting Palestine ≠ antisemitic
Believing in the Free Palestine cause ≠ antisemitic
BUT ALSO
A random ass Jew just living their life oceans away has nothing to do with the Isreal-Palestine conflict
Palestinian Jews exist
Jews that support Palestine exist (I am one of them)
Calling out ACTUAL antisemitism ≠ supporting Isreal
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Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live
Me approaching the end of March:
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Please do things to strengthen your attention span. It stresses me out so much when people just accept their small attention spans and cater to them without any acknowledgment that they are making it worse by doing that.
There is a reason attention spans are worse now and it didn’t just happen by chance. Media and the internet designed it that way and we went with it because it was easier.
Some of us with ADHD and brain fog need to meet ourselves where we’re at and exercise our attention span by watching a two minute video instead of a one minute video. Some of us need to sit down and read a novel with our phones turned off.
Wherever you’re at, just realize that not doing things that feel hard will keep making your attention span worse.
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full offence but I do NOT watch movies so I can "turn my brain off" I take this shit so seriously
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pls reblog for sample size etc
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god's strongest soldiers are my mutuals who put up with me when I let the brainrot take over and start posting like I got possessed about something they haven't even heard of yet
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