I love the Saw 5 sex scene where they have sex and fall in love
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queer ppl be like “omg it’s my comfort character!!” and it’s a man with big tits who’s played a part in several murders
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HI HI HI hoffman fanart!!!!! HOFFMAN FANART!!!!! HOFFMAN AS A ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!
FINISHED THING BELOW CUZ FAKE GORE!!!!!
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I love that half of Saw VI is just Hoffman sweating while the FBI goes "This is probably a copycat; Jigsaw isn't normally this sloppy." All the while him clearly holding back retorts of "I disagree! I think these traps are consistent and clear-cut and handsome! MAYBE JIGSAW IS UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE RIGHT NOW! MAYBE YOU'D LIKE HIM IF YOU GAVE HIM A CHANCE!"
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making jigsaw apprentices ponies pt 1/? MARKIEEEE💋💋
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HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS BITCHES....... couldn't get that damned song out of my head so now I'm making it YOUR problem!!!!!!
John is most DEFINITELY a holiday guy 2 me...... I like projecting nice grandpa vibes on him every once in a while alright bite me
Gramps was feeling a little generous due to a bad case of christmas spirit and allowed hoffman to spend the rest of the night at the precinct's little xmas party....and what do ya know? A certain grumpy coworker of his just happened to have been dragged there unwillingly by Perez.
Aaah. Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
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STRAHM/HOFFSTRAHM FANART!!!!!!!! (was inspired by a convo i had with @lichtan1900 so credits to them!!!)
i feel like i made him look a bit too young by an accident but :((((( eugh :((((( very very sorry!!!
SUGGESTIVE (nsfw-ish) VERSION BELOW
+ a little bonus sketch :)))))
i actually need them to run away together and have a farm together and AGHHGGHHHGGHB need them to be happy omg omg. need to rp hoffstrahm NOW.
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