#SY wifebeams everyone

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I'm thinking about the Pride & Prejudice AU where obviously SY transmigrates as Jane and SJ is Lizzie and he's like ah, babygirl, you've got protagonist energy written all over you I'll distract the polite smiley dorky Mr. Yue at the ball for you while you nurse your ire for rich handsome rudefuck Mr. Liu, Mr. Yue's good friend, and oh obviously LBH is the soldier that comes to town having ran off with LQG's sister once before and--

suddenly brain utterly convinces itself that Hua Cheng is Lydia, and no he doesn't need to run off with Binghe, but he fully elopes the moment XL shows up and that's that

#SY wifebeams everyone #so the rest of the pride and prejudice plot doesn't exactly work out #also he keeps thinking YQY's his love interest and sure YQY's not NOT interested but #he and SJ has HISTORY okay? #also LMY eloped for reasons and Binghe was helping her cover it up #and didn't tell LQG #so that's a whole misunderstanding as well #oh oh and SJ refuses to entrust SY with anybody but YQY who's the most bearable of the lot #hahaha what if perspective flip it's transmigrator!SJ #also weird reincarnation vibes where wherever SJ came from there's a YQY #they're exes #but also in YQY's memories of his youth there is SJ #they're not the same one to each other but hey there's still a connection #but now he's Angelica-ing it bc he thinks SY likes YQY so he has to make nice with the other boys #anyways I just want HC-Hong Hong'er galloping off with soldier XL on a white horse #'good bye mama i'm off to live a life of sin i HOPE he gets me pregnant'

[rarepears]

Ok but dish me the real cursed tea in the SY!OPM-verse: Is it OG!Shang Qinghua or Airplane in this AU? If it’s the latter, does the wifebeam work on him? Does he go into a crisis about it? Does he find out about SY?

On an unrelated note, what is Qi Qingqi’s reaction to the whole *gestures to lovesick male Peak Lords*. Does she get along with SJ better now that he’s apparently chasing after a GILF? Is she suspicious of a plot by Huan Hua to take over Cang Qiong? Does she become besties with Su Xiyan in the course of the investigation once SY!OPM manages to win her over (platonically) through Peerless Cucumber-esque rants on trash novels?

Please and thank you!

Airplane transmigrated into Wu Yanzi. OG!Shang Qinghua is still Shang Qinghua, An Ding peak lord. Luckily wifebeams don't work on transmigrators, so Airplane is spared from its effects. Unfortunately, the body he transmigrated into is not spared from the effects of the wifebeam, so Wu Yanzi's ahem keeps rising to attention whenever Airplane is in the Old Palace Master's presence... thankfully pretty much never.

Airplane has a crisis about how he rationally doesn't think old grandpa is not sexy but his boner says otherwise. He sits down and really rethink his kinks...

As for Qi Qingqi, she is a Lesbian who is very happy in this world~ More girls for her~ She doesn't have to worry about her fellow peak lords having unsavory thoughts about her or her students~ It's wonderful~

(She's not suspicious about a plot at all since Everyone Knows That It's Practically Tradition that All Cang Qiong Peak Lords End Up With a Crush on the 2000+ Year Old Huan Ha Sect Leader. No one listens to rogue cultivators who attempt to claim otherwise.)

Qi Qingqi does try to sneak a glance into Su Xiyan's rumored journal that chronical the current generation of Cang Qiong peak lords' wooing attempts. Knowledge is very important after all~

[More in #Shen Yuan transmigrated into the Old Palace Master]

#shang qinghua #qi qingqi #svsss #svsss ideas #svsss au #the scum villain's self saving system #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #Shen Yuan transmigrated into the Old Palace Master #crack so crack that you wish you never learned how to read

[greenpanda-djg]

Airplane/Binghe Mobei/Cucumber Parralell

Just ignore me OR add if you're like me and just love the parralells/ships and everything that is peoples headcannon that Airplane based LBH on himself and likes ice cold beautys like mobei and cucumber etc.

SO

How is LGH and SQQ the same as Airplane/cucumber?

Okay, so your a writer you pour your heart and soul into writing something you genuinly liked and then when you show that to the world you get attacked by criticism. As an artist/writer not everyone will like your work so the scene where LBH in the tea ceremony is happy then gets dunked on. SQQ could represent the haters/his anti fans that no matter how much LBH TRIES its NEVER good enough for your harshest critic. And JUST LIKE antis and weirdos online who trash on peoples works that they poured their heart and soul into is usually projection! That the antis online are probably miserable [or like SY who read PIDW but completely missed the tones and made a ton of assumptions which lead to his downfall in the world]

I'm not sure if its a headcannon or fact that sqq vitriol was based on most of Cucumbers animosity towards PIDW.

And most have noticed how Shang Qinghua always wears a pleasent smile, acts pitiful on purpose, takes advantage of others and looks down on them pretty much too faced but is suprisingly strong has some similarities to LBH. And his dynamic with Mobei-Jun someone who hites Shang QInghua [Which to demons is a sign of affection JUST like how SQQ hits Binghe with his fan its endearment like a wife slapping her husbands shoulder]

How Mobei-Jun is the damsel in distress JUST like Sqq and both need rescuing by their pitiful husbands! and also how Mobei-Jun is always annoyed at SQH but then gets pissy when Shang Qinghua tries to leave same as Shen Qingqiu who is hot and cold then cries when LBH leaves him in the mausoleom-

Okay I'm saying that its the same ship in different FONTS.

Also one last thing is how funny how Shen Yuan is a typical online weirdo who cares more for a fictional character version and has more empathy for this cute white lotus whose had a troubling life.

Meanwhile theres SQH who ALSO had an awful upbringing how his shixiongs literally shoved SQH in front of a freaken DEMON who was the great Mobei-Jun and expected a small disciple to take him on may as well have sacrificed him! How he had his own system and tried to help SY when he could and yet it was never good enough the weird anti parasocial dynamic where SY would rather care for SQH fictional counterpart than the real thing thats right in front of him since most people online hold fictional characters with more priority than real people

ps. YES SQQ does care for SQH he let him lay low in the bamboo house and fed him Binghes food just like his relationship with Binghe and Mobei SQQ is hot and cold he will literally slap you and say he hates you one moment then wifebeams gives you food the next and tuck you into bed I'm just saying he can be BOTH or his journey through the story is that SQQ follows scripts. He's a pretender and thinks its a story the characters and people in this world and just that fiction. So it would make sense that he has this distance with even SQH and by finally treating the world as real by taking LBH emotions seriously and that his words do have an impact and can HURT him shows that he also applies this behaviour to everyone around him including SQH.

Anything else you guys want to add feel free.

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Wizard of Oz AU where SY is Dorothy, Bingpup/Binghe is Toto, Shang Qinghua is the Lion, Liu Qingge is the Tin Man, and Yue Qingyuan is the Scarecrow. The System is The Wizard. Shen Jiu is the Witch.

And yet, Dorothy's wifebeam only works on a dog... well, and a Tin Man... oh dear. Such implications!

Everyone else is busy having the hots for the very pretty but kind of sort of evil (but apparently just misunderstood) Witch.

#svsss #svsss ideas #svsss au #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #mxtx #the scum villain's self saving system #SVSSS and Wizard of Oz AU