#SEE IF THEYRE BOTH IN THE ROOM AND MASATO IS LIKE 'oh theyre definitely together' THEN THE PROGRESSION OF HORROR

[todayisafridaynight]

masato being grossed out by jo and masumi being together is so funny because. who do you think gave him The Talk? masumi braces himself to teach his son about safe sex and masato cannot leave the room faster. third worst day of his life

NOO BECAUSE THE OTHER DAY I WAS THINKING OF THE INEVITABLE SCENARIO OF MASATO GETTING 'THE TALK' AND IT MADE ME UGLY LAUGH

#snap chats #THIRD WORST DAY OF HIS LIFE #UNDOUBTEDLY arakawa gave him the talk. To Them Both arakawa is masato's DAD dad right #would be funny as hell if sawashiro was there too tho.... whole family's getting a sex ed class ☠️ #the mental image of masato desperately trying to wheel himself out of the room is going to make me throw up laughing #he tryna be lightning mcqueen SOOOOOO badly with how hard he tryna push his wheels #i could only burst a lung at the thought of sawashiro /trying/ to explain sex. like son HE barely understands how it works #he does not have the tact to explain it to a teenager Do Not Let Him Try. or let him it'll be funny #THE COMEDY OF THE POTENTIAL OF THE WHOLE 'remember to use protection' BIT IS LAVEKJLKJVE #1.) we're revisiting the Can Masato Fuck discussion 2.) Neither Of These Two Used Protection. Not Sawashiro Anyway #sawashiro sweating in the corner just. Yeah Uh. Yeah It's Pretty Important. You Don't Want To End Up In A Situation Youre Not Prepared For #and he got a fuckin thousand yard stare im gonna throw up #SEE IF THEYRE BOTH IN THE ROOM AND MASATO IS LIKE 'oh theyre definitely together' THEN THE PROGRESSION OF HORROR #EVEN IF THEYRE NOT BUT MASATO STILL HAS SUSPICIONS HE'S JUST 👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️ never looks at them the same again #god. the more i think of it the dangerously close i get to opening google doc #its just so funny... ive never gotten The Talk as a kid tho so. uh. i have research to do

[masatos-wig]

kira enlists masato's help to knit ugly christmas sweaters for the other heavens members, and everyone has to wear theirs at the party

i feel this needs to be drawn..

van and eiichi would definitely NOT be worried about them being ugly so theyd flaunt them off every chance they got bc they appreciate the effort kira and masa put into making these for them

yamato i feel like would wear the sweater out of both obligation and, again, appreciation. but would also wear a jacket one size too big to attempt to hide as much of it as he could from everyone’s eyes hshdhf. kira totally understands so whenever he sees yam constantly crossing his arms over his chest, he smiles a bit, like hey, at least he wore it

eiji would genuinely love the sweater and might even wear it outside of the holidays, probably at home as something to sleep in. i feel like he woulda been present during the sweater-making process out of curiosity to want to learn to knit as well but ended up nudging kira and masato into the design hed be most happy with bc they can easily pick up on what eiji likes as well as, well, they wanted to see a bright smile plastered on eiji’s face when he got the sweater.

nagi is definitely in the club of, OH GOD WHO PICKED THIS DESIGN THIS IS TERRIBLE IT’S GOING TO RUIN MY CUTESY IMAGE but kira had him wear it anyway so he can participate with the rest of the fam. he isnt too happy about it but if it means spending more time with them, then you know nagi is down, even if he doesnt always say how great it is to be able to do things together as a group.

shion i bet would be sO READY FOR THIS PARTY. like he would believe that ugly christmas sweaters are a legit tradition and would slap on the sweater kira and masa knitted immediately. he comes downstairs to their living room decked out in a reindeer antler headband, wrapped himself up in a makeshift christmas light scarf that he totally did not steal off the christmas tree, and some giant fuzzy candy cane-striped socks. everyone collectively stops what theyre doing to stare at shion then proceed to wrap him in a tight hug, not without forgetting to smush kira too uwu

at the group christmas party with QN and starish, you better believe van, eiji, and shion are rushing to hug masa while yamato and kira try to hold them back jshfjf. eiichi goes to socialize and nagi hunts for hors d'oeuvres, gremlin squatting around the food table

#asks #anon #HE☆VENS #masa #hc #heavens would be so festive during the holiday season and no one can change my mind jsjdjfj #i should prob tag them all huh #eiichi #kira #nagi #yamato #van #eiji #shion