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Hey there! Saw requests were open was wondering if I could get some yandere!rick prime headcanons? I know he doesn’t “technically” care about anything but I could see him as the type to be like “I decided you’re mine so you’re mine” kinda thing! thanks for the writing we love and appreciate you for it!
Yandere Rick Prime
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How did you know Prime Rick is one of my fave Rick and Morty characters anon 👀
Tw for yandere themes, ig?
 -          You are right to believe that Rick Prime would have no love for another person or living creature, as he sees little to no worth in others and their lives. He especially would hate other Ricks, or anyone related to Ricks.
-          But if you happen to catch his attention somehow, I wish you luck. Now, it would be difficult in the first place to catch his attention in a way that he doesn’t want to test you or want you dead.
-          Maybe you are rare in the multiverse, maybe other versions of you work as a great companion or lover for other Ricks. That would be enough to catch his attention in the beginning at least, so he would find a version of you that fits his palette the most and take them.
-          Prime Rick has most likely taken multiple versions of yourself before he comes across you, but when they stopped serving their purpose or grew boring, he would get rid of them, each in different disgusting and violent ways.
 -          When he stumbled across you in the multiverse though, he became hooked in the way an addict is hooked. Now, he has no romantic love for you, it’s more the love one has for their car or their pet.
-          You are different from other versions of yourself, seeing as you have no Rick or Morty. Actually, you had grown tired of your Ricks shit and told him to shove it after a few too many adventures went south and after your Rick verbally abused you too much.
-          That really had Prime interested, as most versions of you always bent over backwards for Ricks and put up with the treatment. Prime started stalking you after that, researching you and your habits like one would an insect or newly discovered animal.
-          He will go through your things with little care, not caring if you realize he’s stalking you. I mean, what could you really do against him if you ever caught him?
 -          He stays hidden in the beginning more for the fun of it, wanting to see if your dimensions Rick will notice him, or if you will ever figure it out.
-          Prime has a good laugh when you assume its your dimensions Rick that has been going through your things, stealing your clothes, or even taking your toothbrush. In reality its Prime who’s been taking all of it, adding it to an ever growing “pile of research” that in reality is more akin to a shrine.
-          His interest in you bubbles into obsession at some point, not that Prime really minds it one bit. His thoughts are consumed by you, and he has decided by himself that you are his version of (Y/N) whether you like it or not.
-          Prime starts planning on taking you with him, having seen how many Ricks take their version of you on dates or adventures, he wants that too, just to try it out he tells himself. Not because his obsession has grown to the point where he lives and breathes you.
  -          He loves how different you are, he wants to take you apart and find out just why you are so starkly the opposite of other versions of you.
-          He’s convinced you are specifically made for him, and that the reason you grew tired of your own Ricks shit was because he wasn’t good enough, and that since Prime is the true Rickest Rick, you will be perfect together.
-          Prime will lose his shit one day when your dimensions Rick shows up to your place, trying to apologize the way Ricks do. It even looked like your Rick had cut down on his drinking, cleaned himself up and tried to adjust his behavior.
-          Right as Prime is about to go in and kill the Rick, you just scoff at the other man and tell him to go die for all you care and slam the door in his face.
-          Prime is delighted because this just fits the theory in his mind even more, that the only Rick right for you is himself.
 -          One day Prime will simply wander into your life. You’re sitting on the couch in your living room, maybe trying to find a job or similar, when a green portal opens above the couch.
-          At first you think its your dimensions Rick and are ready to unleash hell upon him when he lands on the cushions, but the arm thrown over your shoulder isn’t wearing a lab coat, and looking close this Rick has completely different hair and looks younger.
-          Normally you would have yelled at the random Rick anyways for barging in on you like that, but something about the look in this Ricks eyes and the way his smile just seemed a little too sharp at the edges made something tingle in the back of your mind.
-          The tingle was fight or flight, and where among (Y/N)s you were different, because yours always told you to fight compared to other versions of yourself who always took flight. For once it didn’t just tell you to run, it screamed it so loud you tried to fling yourself off the couch.
-          But Primes arm was iron tight around your shoulder and pulled you right back down, the Rick cackling at your attempted scramble, seeming extremely amused as you tried to hit, scratch, kick and even bite.
 -          You could do nothing but struggle as Prime wrapped both his arms around you, pulling you against his chest, not even reacting as you nail him between the legs in a last attempt to free yourself.
-          When you have tired yourself out completely and finally look up at the Rick, Prime shoots you a smile that would almost be sweet, if it wasn’t for the fact that he had blood splattered all over his face.
-          That’s when you finally notice how he seemed to be slathered in the stuff, trying to flinch back when one of his hands come up to cradle your face in his palm, leaving a wet bloody handprint against your skin.
-          “Come on (Y/N), why are you trying to leave so badly?” he coos as if taunting you. Some part of your brain notices that he isn’t burping or slurring like other Ricks you’ve met, but the survival part of your brain didn’t care much for those facts.
-          “W-what do you want” you growl out, trying your best to glare at the man holding you still in his lap with just one arm. Prime laughs at your expression, the dark look on your face making his heartrate quicken. Never had a version of you looked so murderous, even when he was ripping them apart.
 -          “Well, I’m here to pick you up. As your Rick, we should always be together” Prime said with a large grin, the grip around your waist tightening as he said he was your Rick.
-          The grip on your face grew rougher as Prime pulled your face closer to his own, his eyes boring into yours. There was a light in them that made a deep pit of dread grow in your stomach, your tongue peeking out to pet your suddenly very dry lips and mouth.
-          Primes eyes immediately snapped down to the movement, his pupils dilating somewhat as he saw the pink of your tongue. Prime didn’t love you, not romantically like other Ricks loved their (Y/N), but he wanted you.
-          “I already have a Rick” you finally force out, the dread growing larger at the way his eyes snapped up again, staring at you like he could pick you apart piece by piece with just this attention.
-          Then he started laughing, so hard it made his whole body bounce and making you bounce along with it. Releasing your cheek, he wiped away a tear that had gathered from his laughing before he spoke.
-          “Oh, that guy? Where do you think I was before I came here?” he asked, seeming to take great joy in the way your eyes widened, and your pupils shrank. “Come on, you couldn’t expect me to let that fucker live after touching what’s mine, took care of that little family of his too” he purred, leaning in closer, his tight grip keeping you still even as you tried to struggle.
 -          A flare of anger and anguish spread through your body, even though you hated Rick, you didn’t want him to die, or for the Smith family to die either.
-          Seeing the way your eyes filled with fire made Prime excited, he loved seeing just how different you were, and he loved your reactions.
-          When you opened your mouth to yell at him, Prime surged forwards and grabbed your chin before forcing his tongue past your lips and into your mouth. You tried to struggle but the grip on your chin and the grasp he had on your hips kept you from getting away.
-          Prime groans in pleasure when you try and bite his tongue, blood filling your mouths and mixing with the spit and dribbling down your chins. He can’t keep his eyes from rolling back as you bite hard enough to sever his tongue, the piece of flesh going limp in your mouth.
-          When Prime finally pulls back, a string of blood and spit connecting your mouths, you gag and spit out the muscle, retching to try and get the taste and feeling to go away. Tears gather in your eyes as it finally hits you just what Prime had done, and how crazy he was.
 -          Forcing you to look at him once again, you struggle to see through the tears as he sticks out the non-severed part of his tongue, horror washing through you as you see the muscle regrow with ease.
-          Something flares up inside you, this time a deep gut turning fear and need for survival as you try to struggle once again, tears running down your cheeks as you continue to gag on the blood in your mouth and memory of biting off his tongue.
-          Seeming to have grown tired of your struggling for now, you don’t notice Prime injecting you with something until your body goes limp. You can’t even choke out words as Prime wraps his arms around your waist and stands up, lifting you without any issue.
-          As your vision started to darken you could hear the sound of a portal being opened, your thoughts turning to mush as your head finally gave out and you fell against his shoulder.
-          A few tears ran down your cheeks as you fall into unconsciousness, wetting the shoulder of Primes jacket as he carried you through the portal. You had no idea what he was saying, his words blurring together as you fall unconscious, but you were sure whatever he had to say was bad news for you.
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j3st3r-13 · 1 year
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Rick Sanchez headcanons
tw: body horror?
When he rolls his eyes, you can see wiring behind it.
his teeth are kinda sharp, if you pressed your finger on them then your would cut your finger 
his eyes glow in the dark
i know that in the show and cartoons he’s tall anyway but if you saw him in real life you would see that his fingers, nails, and legs are all just too long there disproportionate to his body. this also includes his di-
he walks completely silently, morty wants to get him a bell cause he keeps scaring the shit out of him.
he hasnt got a single scar on his body, i mean nothing. he is what 70 and not a scar from anything. he healed all of them but yanno how you’ve got scars and whatnot from tripping as a kid? he hasn’t got anything.
every single piece of him is modded in some way. his hands are starting to shake out of old age, he will just replace them. his lungs? replaced with metal that can handle any type of drug. his limbs check. eyes? definitely
ricks room is soundproof not because of his “company ” but because sometimes he wakes up screaming for Diane and Beth. he doesnt want them to know so they dont know.
ricks tech says that it only listens to rick but Morty can override if he needed to.
ricks a cat person 
when he walks you can hear the like whirring? inside of him all the time
he can control his body temperature, so if he decided it was okay to touch, hug cuddle whatever we would raise it slightly.
rick grew up quite wealthy (i think this is canon?)
Not a headcanons but if anyone wanted to request any type of r&m headcanons I'll get to it as soon as ( x readers could be fun ;)) yea just send me an ask/message <3 I will also do NSFW 😉
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arolock · 29 days
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I just wanna vent about Prime's words "I just walked into your garage first" and the whole implication that Rick C-137 could be basically Prime if he invented a portal gun first.
I think Prime was just projecting and trying to get in Rick's head (and ours as viewers). I don't really believe that inventing his own portal tech without Prime's influence would've drive Rick C-137 away from his family and make him Prime, he's 'a different kind of Rick', as he said himself. We can even suggest why THE PRIME is Prime Rick and not C-137 Rick, why he invented a portal gun first - Prime Rick already was distant with his family and due to that had more free time for inventions, when our Rick loved his family more and invested his free time into relationships instead of inventions, which fundamentally differentiated them and their dimensions and created the story the way it went down.
Other thing, I believe, Rick understands about dimensions which other R&M characters don't (or don't want to): people from different dimensions, no matter the similarities of life experiences and DNA, are different. This whole thing is very 'nature vs nurture' coded, even a slightest change in each can matter and make a person slightly different. That's why he was so reluctant about connecting with other Beths and other families in general - no matter how similar they are, they are not his Beth, not his grandchildren, and thus - replaceable. Because it doesn't matter what Beth, or Morty, or Summer you choose, they are all the same in a sense that they are not his.
Well, at least until he grows attached to certain versions of them.
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yulia-jr · 28 days
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Reposting it 'cause I accidentally offed my new account lmaooo and had to restore this one
Okay, I really wanna vent about Prime's words "I just walked into your garage before you walked into mine" and his whole implication of Rick C-137 potential of being Prime.
First of all, not gonna beat around the bush here, I think Prime was just projecting and trying to get into Rick's head (and ours as viewers). I don't really buy the idea that inventing his own portal tech without Prime's influence would've drive Rick C-137 away from his family and make him Prime, he's a different kind of Rick, as he said it himself. We can even suggest why THE PRIME is Prime Rick and not C-137 Rick, why he invented a portal gun first - Prime Rick already was distant with his family and due to that had more free time for inventions, when our Rick loved his family more and invested his free time into relationships instead of inventions, which fundamentally differentiated them and their dimensions and created the story the only way it could go.
Other thing, I believe, Rick understands about dimensions which other R&M characters don't (or don't want to): people from different dimensions, no matter the similarities of life experiences and DNA, are different. This whole thing is very 'nature vs nurture' coded, even a slightest change in each can matter and make a person slightly different. That's why he was so reluctant about connecting with other Beths and other families in general - no matter how similar they are, they are not his Beth, not his grandchildren, and thus - replaceable. Because it doesn't matter what Beth, or Morty, or Summer you choose, they are all the same in a sense that they are not his.
Well, at least until he grows attached to certain versions of them.
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Let me know what you guys think!!!
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hpmort · 11 months
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The most baffling part of the Rickmort subfandom is how everyone apparently decided that the Miamis are a healthy relationship? I can literally see Primecest as healthier. Who knows how many drugs Miami Morty is on at any time, this child works at a strip club, and his grandfather has literally branded his ass.
The use of “Miami” to identify them implies that it’s notable that they’re in Miami, I would in fact argue that Miami Rick kidnapped Miami Morty, quite possibly years before he was even a teen!
There are over 500 Pocket Mortys, and most of them would probably have been better choices to arbitrarily decide to be a healthy relationship with their Rick counterpart. The Super Fans, maybe, I don’t think there’s any trafficking going on there, and maybe there was some weird stuff put in the cloning vat, but I doubt that Super Rick Fan Morty is being actively drugged.
(Also why did people decide that Miami Morty calls his Rick “daddy”? Wouldn’t “granddaddy” make more sense?)
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itsplentymcdonalds · 1 year
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Headcanons i have: R&M Pt 1
I Headcanon that Morty started wearing yellow because of Rick. Beth used to get Morty purple shirts and stuff and Rick thought that it didnt really fit him so he gave Morty his old clothes he used to wear as a kid.
Another headcanon i have is that Mortys hair used to be lighter ( kinda like jerrys hair) along with his skin before he started tanning because of the adventures Rick takes him on, His hair got darker too.
Yes i do imagine Morty having longer hair as a kid before he cut it short.
Rick took Morty on adventures when his was a few months old ( they weren't too dangerous bc he wasn't ready for that yet). He'd usually steal some shit or start fights with people so yeah.
My final headcanon Both rick and morty have autism bc why not.(i also have autisim too so yea)
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granitenotgranted · 1 year
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Ricks the kind of minecraft player to keep spawning ender dragons in his and whoever’s (definitely morty’s) creative world
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notaracooniswear · 1 year
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I NEEEED this kind of trend i Always sée but with Rick and morty characters.
Like... How rNm characters would react to you crying or to you betraying em or idk ...
I would be so cool 😭🥰
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yung-magg0t · 1 year
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listen listen
we all think rick is some kind of tumblr sexy man but that’s because he’s ANIMATED
who’s to say he doesn’t look like this irl….
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I want to flirt with the old man (C-137 Rick) just real shameless
Rick Sanchez (C-137) being flirted with
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Not even sure if this is a request anon, but it sure is now since me too. This is like season 6 Rick btw, so hes secretly a softy, because i said so.
-          Now Rick being Rick it would depend on the timing or who you were. If you were just a rando he met at the bar or on an adventure, and it wasn’t life or death. Rick would flirt back, maybe even take you off to a side room if you know what I mean ;))))
-          If you were someone more constant in his life, like an ally or an old friend like birdperson, he would still flirt back but it would be a less “get in my bed” type, and more play flirting between friends. He would play it as a joke unless you made it obvious you actually wanted him romantically.
-          Then he would be flustered and not truly know what to do, but again Rick being Rick there is no way he would let you know he’s flustered. He would rather die than let people know he feels things.
-          He might start making you things, like inventions or whatever you might need. He would lay it on thick with his own flirting, but it would be super over the top to counter your own shameless flirting.
 -          Your first kiss is definitely when hes absolutely wasted. You would be flirting with him again, maybe draped over his back and making kissy noises and he just turns his head and kisses you. He would grab your jaw and really get in there, tongue and everything. Then he would pull back, stare at you, tell you that your cute, and pass the fuck out.
-          He would have forgotten all about the kiss when he wakes up the next day because he was so drunk, but when you start acting all blushy and shy he checks the cameras in the garage and sees what he did.
-          Rick isn’t one for words, so he would just start showing that it wasn’t just a drunk action. He would keep making you things, but this time he would be more personal about it. Maybe he would even gift you stuff of his, like a flesh curtains shirt or he would take you out on “adventures” that are pretty much just dates.
-          When the two of you finally confess and get together the flirting gets cranked up a thousand times more, the two of you are all over each other and over the top. Using the dumbest petnames and always kissing, well its mainly you kissing Rick all over his face and hands.
-          Summer starts fake gagging when it happens, and its probably led to some Smith family arguments because Rick and you are so annoying sometimes with your flirting.
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j3st3r-13 · 1 year
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rick and morty headcanons
summer has had to remind Beth and Jerry that’s its Morty’s birthday on more than one occasion
Diane introduced rick to wafer and that’s why they’re so important to almost every rick (and they taste banging)
beth has cheated on jerry before ( are you gonna tell me im wrong)
summer is very good at history and English (all through big trouble in little Sanchez she was carrying a history textbook)
Mortys become really good at science, he’s amazing at practicals but writing methods and equations he’s pretty lost.
summer and Morty are feared by the other kids, they other kids would kiss the ground they walk on. everyone knows that they are Rick’s grandkids and he has and will destroy the school planet if they asked. Some stay away out of fear and some try and become friends to see all ricks cool shit
summer flourishes with her newfound respect, started dating the most popular boy in school, and has a great circle of friends
Morty doesn’t like how kids try and be his friend to see rick and tries to keep away from it all
Morty spends time with his actual friends his DND friends. there are like 5-6 of them and they’re besties. ones a girl who Morty used to have a thing for but she came out and nows hes her hypeman. 
rick makes Morty DND stuff, like hologram monsters/ characters and shit. his dice are cool as hell
rick played once and found it pretty fun, (i haven’t played so I dont know any classes but if you think of any let me know!)
jerry has a bad habit of swallowing small pieces of plastic and freaking out screaming that he’s going to die. summer films it.
they have a family group chat that no one uses
Hey if you wanted any r&m headcanons or one shots then please request them and give me ideas:) I will do NSFW ;)
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arolock · 25 days
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Birdperson was the first to make Rick genuinely smile and laugh in years. Look at him, being so proud of himself. Well deserved, BP, well deserved.
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yulia-jr · 27 days
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A conversation that never happened.
After Rick ran back to the Hole, Morty didn't follow him (obviously). For him it was this usual Rick, shitting on his advices and doing as he pleases. But when Rick came back, maybe Morty asked him, just to rub it in, because he knows for sure what a mindfuck the Hole is, how was it down there.
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"So, how was it?"
"M-hm?"
"The Hole. How was it?"
"What? I didn't go in. I don't do tourist traps."
"Oh yeah? So why did you go back?"
"Ugh... To put a picture."
"What picture?"
"Your picture, moron."
"I-I-I don't get it man! Can you please explain shit to me properly once in a while?!"
"I always do, you're the one who don't bother to actually think once in a while!"
*intense angry staring*
"Fine. You forgot to put your picture on the wall. The Hole wall? If you conquer it, you put a picture on it? Did it also mash potatoed your brains?"
"Oh... Right... Wait, you didn't get my... Oh! Oh, damn! Am I still in the Hole?! Fuck!"
"Morty, what the hell? Calm down! Do you want a mind blower?"
"No!"
"Alright, alright, then just calm the fuck down, Jesus! You freaking people out, man!"
"I don't care. I don't. Fuck it. Fuck this. And fuck you too."
"Hey!"
"I don't care. Let's go home. I wanna sleep."
"Jeez, fine. This time I'll write it off as a-hole effect."
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever."
"You sure you don't want a mind blower?"
"Sure. Thanks, though."
"I got you, dawg."
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Small headcanon similar to one I shared
Summer was the type of older sister who would dress up their little brother as a girl and/or forced Morty to play games with her even though he was like. 5 lol. Literally that's it
Oh and everyone but Morty finds it funny and cute he's just embarrassed by it. Until later in when he understands she felt alone and still does
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kylelover · 1 year
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MORTY SMITH HEADCANONS
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Morty doodles Jessica on his desk when he's bored In class
He loves when Rick helps him with his homework, good quality grandpa time
Morty is trans!! Idc what anyone says
He would totally hate the way some people portray aliens since he has actually seen them lol
Morty collects trains and cool rocks he finds on his adventures with Rick
.... he watches onlyfans girls
Sorry
He gets attached so easily
When a girl his age shows him some slight attention he justs melts
His favourite videogame from Earth is probably some open world game or something VR
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