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CAUGHT ‘22
2022 is unlikely, it seems to me, to go down in history as a banner year for popular movies. But even in less auspicious years, there are always some good flicks, and some good or even great scenes or performances in movies that aren't so great overall.
Out of what I saw, here are ten movies that stood out as best for me this past year:
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Nope--Jordan Peele's latest is probably the best UFO movie since Close Encounters, though it has a more sinister edge. It's wildly original, funny and creepy sci-fi/horror, yet it also carries the heroic charge of a good western.
Good Night Oppy--This documentary about the Mars rovers Opportunity and Spirit has interesting information about the Red Planet, but it's really about the way the NASA nerds anthropomorphized the robots and fretted over them and cheered them on and ultimately grieved over them. In an entirely unpretentious way, the movie hints at the question of where sentience comes from.
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The Duke--This pandemic-delayed release was, I thought, perhaps the most overlooked and delightful movie of the year. Jim Broadbent is splendid as Kempton Bunton, a cab driver, factory worker and anti-television fee protestor who in 1965 confessed to stealing Goya's Portrait of the Duke of Wellington from the National Gallery in London; Helen Mirren is his fed-up wife. The direction, by the late Roger Michell, is warm, graphically lively and period-rich.
Everything Everywhere All At Once--Family drama, immigrant saga, sly comedy, martial arts actioner, Matrix-style sci-fi adventure and more are mashed-up in this freaky yarn from writer-directors Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert that tries to live up to its title. It's epic, intimate, silly and profound. All at once.
Thirteen Lives--Dramatizing a technically complicated rescue mission in detail, Ron Howard is in his element in this moving account of the rescue of twelve Thai kids and their soccer coach from a flooded cave in 2018. A little tough if you're claustrophobic, but a true feel-good movie.
The Whale--Brendan Fraser gives a luminous, possibly generational performance as Charlie, a morbidly obese English teacher trying to reconnect with his furious estranged daughter. Directed by Darren Aronofsky, the movie is a little heavy and one-note aside from the star, but Fraser's radiance shines through the prosthetics.
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Gabby Giffords Won't Back Down--Infuriating because of what Giffords lost when she was shot in 2011; inspirational because of how much she got back, and how courageously she refused to give in to despair. Directors Julie Cohen and Betsy West build the movie around how central music was to Giffords' recovery.
The Fabelmans--In Steven Spielberg's loosely autobiographical coming-of-age yarn, scripted by Tony Kushner, the focus is largely on the parents, beautifully played by Paul Dano and Michelle Williams. The movie isn't a grand slam, but it's fascinating, and it has the best final shot of the year.
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Marcel the Shell With Shoes On--This feature expansion of the 2010 viral short by Dean Fleischer-Camp, with Jenny Slate voicing the tiny title character, is sunny and hilarious, but with improbably dramatic and poignant undertones. Isabella Rossellini is exquisite as the voice of Marcel's "Nan."
The Banshees of Inisherin--Martin McDonagh's black comedy about the agonies of friendship goes so sour in its later acts that I almost didn't put it on the list. But the brilliance of the initial conception and, especially, the magnificent acting of Brendan Gleeson, Colin Farrell, Barry Keoghan and Kerry Condon demand its inclusion.
One more list, while I'm at it; for anyone who might unfathomably be interested, here is the embarrassingly short list of books I read this year (as always, it doesn't include short stories, poems, comic books, essays, articles, reviews, automotive manuals, skywriting, menus, fortune cookie fortunes, etc etc)...
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The Silent Gondoliers by William Nolan
Sucker's Portfolio by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
Orphans of the Sky by Robert A. Heinlein
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Saturday Night and Sunday Morning by Alan Sillitoe
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress by Robert A. Heinlein
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The Spread by Barry Malzberg
Ben by Gilbert A. Ralston
Player Piano by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
The Investigation by Stanislaw Lem
The Werewolf Principle by Clifford D. Simak
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Destry Rides Again by Max Brand
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I posted 440 times in 2022
That's 440 more posts than 2021!
12 posts created (3%)
428 posts reblogged (97%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
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@funneylizzie
@obsidiancreates
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@crescentwolfgirl
I tagged 13 of my posts in 2022
#rise of tmnt - 9 posts
#art - 9 posts
#artsy - 9 posts
#character art - 8 posts
#tmnt leonardo - 8 posts
#rise tmnt movie - 8 posts
#rise tmnt - 7 posts
#rise of the turtles - 6 posts
#rise tmnt show - 6 posts
#save rottmnt - 3 posts
Longest Tag: 27 characters
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My Top Posts in 2022:
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Yet another screenshot redraw. This is probably one of my favorites I've done
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Some more screenshot draws but with copic markers this time
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New Rise TMNT AMV up!
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When you and one of your mutuals are on tumblr at the same time, literally reblogging eachother's shit for hours 🤣🤣
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My #1 post of 2022
Been drawing some screenshots from the movie for fun. I think they turned out pretty good 😁
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Good Night Oppy review: Hybrid doc is the best Pixar movie never made#Good #Night #Oppy #review #Hybrid #doc #Pixar #movie
Good Night Oppy review: Hybrid doc is the best Pixar movie never made#Good #Night #Oppy #review #Hybrid #doc #Pixar #movie
The incredible true story of Mars rover Opportunity turns into a moving, inspirational and downright personal tale of a little machine millions of kilometres from home Space 23 November 2022 By Gregory Wakeman Oppy’s every move across the Red Planet was perilous: a tiny mistake could have terminated its mission Amazon Good Night Oppy Ryan White Amazon Prime IT IS hard not to fall in love…
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May 6, 2021: The Martian (2015) (Recap: Part Two)
Man, this movie’s pretty great so far.
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It’s holding up to what I remember from the book, which I also really enjoyed. I highly recommend the audiobook, by the way. 100% you should check that out.
Anyway, back to it! Here’s Part One for you!
Recap (2/2)
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The airlock EXPLODES due to a hole and decompression. Not only is his suit kinda fucked, but the farm in the Hab is ruined. All of the crops die, cutting down his time to 606 days, long before a mission will reach them with supplies. Time is now far shorter than it should be. But despite this, NASA and JPL get together to get a probe to Mark sooner rather than later.
Mark manages to fix the Hab, but he’s now pretty fucked indeed. It’s also considerably expensive and dangerous to launch a new probe. But Teddy decides to forego safety inspections for it in order to expediate the process. Which is not a good idea, but still what they’re doing. And amidst all of that, we meet Rich Purnell (Donald Glover), an astrodynamicist that works at JPL, who comes up with a breakthrough. I’m sure we’ll get back to him later.
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I hope it’s good, because the rocket launch goes QUITE poorly, as the probe, called Iris, explodes in mid-air, destroying hope for support to Mark. And this means, well...Mark’s done. He’s basically resigned himself to death on the desolate red planet. He writes a letter to Lewis about this, asking him to go to his parents after he dies, and give them a very heartfelt goodbye message. It’s heartbreaking.
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Now, we go to China, where scientists for the China National Space Administration Zhu Tao (Chen Shu) and Guo Ming (Eddy Ko) secretly plot to get booster rockets to the Americans in order to help them make another probe in order to Mark.
Rich, meanwhile, makes his way to Kapoor and proposes a plan to save Mark: by getting the Hermes BACK to Mars. The Hermes is the pick-up ship that the Ares III crew is currently on, heading back to Mars. Rich suggests using Earth’s gravity to essentially slingshot the ship BACK to Mars to pick-up Mark. However, Teddy completely rejects the idea, as it poses considerable risk to the Ares III astronauts. And Mitch is PISSED. And right after, the instructions are somehow leaked to the crew, putting the decision in their hands. And they agree to do it, unanimously and without question, despite the technical mutiny as well as the extra time in space.
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It’s pretty obvious that it’s Mitch who leaked the plans and caused this, leading to Teddy firing him AFTER this dangerous mission is completed. The plan set in motion, the two separate teams work on two separate planets in order to plan this maneuver successfully. The astronauts on Hermes tell their families of their extended stay in space, and the Iris is planned for launch and interception with the ship. And all of that is a rousing success. And now...now for the hard part.
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After over a year on Mars, Mark’s been through a hell of a lot of shit. Now visibly thinner and sporting a beard, Watney gets into the Rover to make his way to the Schiaparelli crater, where he’ll use the Ares IV mission launcher to meet up with the Hermes in space. He notes that, as Mars is legally international waters and he’s stealing a ship outside of express legal orders, making him a space pirate. Which is badass, and I love it so much. Mark AKA Captain Blondebeard, takes the 90-day journey to the crater.
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On Earth, we now face a different issue: how to get Mark onto the Hermes from Mars. The Hermes can’t enter Mars’ orbit and still get back home. Which means that Mark’s gonna have to meet them in the ship (called the MAV) above Mars’ orbit. However, to do that, they need to strip the MAV of parts to make it faster, and this includes the controls, and the entire front of the ship. Yeah. Terrible option, but the only one they have. And so, despite Mark’s understandable hesitation, they move forward with the plan to strip the ship and remove all of its parts.
The Hermes crew also prepares, as the plan is to essentially catch Watney in mid-orbit. And on Earth, the entire world is watching as the day arrives. It’s a big moment, and a scary one at that. Before the leaves, Watney shaves, and he boards the ship. As the MAV launches into orbit, with nothing between Watney and space but a canvas tarp, Watney begins to cry in fear and happiness for leaving the planet. But in the launch, the tarp flies off, and while the ship launches into space, Watney passes out in the process, due to the increased Gs. But the Hermes is too far away to grab him, leading to Commander Lewis to use boosters to get to the MAV, at some risk.
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Intercept distance is fixed, but the speed is now a problem. Lewis now makes a MASSIVE risk: purposefully breach the ship to create enough explosive decompression to launch the ship in the right direction to get them better aligned and lessen the problem of velocity. This will also allow Beck to use a tether to grab Mark on the outside. Despite this being an ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE idea, Vogel makes a bomb to cause the decompression. As Beck sets it, Johanssen kisses his helmet, which is cute.
But it’s still not enough, and they won’t be close enough to grab Mark at this velocity. Lewis gets in her own suit, and replaces Beck so as not to lose another crew member. The bomb blows, an the propulsion of the escaping internal atmosphere pushes the ship to get to the right speed to get to Mark. Lewis is hooked up to a tether, and propels down towards the AV. But STILL, it isn’t close enough! So, Mark breaches his suit in his hands, and uses the escaping atmosphere to blast himself forward like Iron Man. And despite a near miss...
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It works! IT FUCKING WORKS! And I knew it would, but GODDAMN!!! This is a beautiful reunion! I and the world celebrate Mark’s rescue, and it’s genuinely tearjerking for me. My God, this is fantastic. After 560 days...Mark is finally going home. And from there, on Earth five years later, a now-recovered Mark teaches astronaut candidates about how to survive in space, were they ever to wind up in the same situation that he’s in. And let’s be honest, he’s uniquely qualified for this position. The Ares V mission is about to launch, with Martinez on board. The Chinese scientists, also working with NASA officially now, watch on.
Lewis and Vogel watch on with their families; Johanssen and Beck watch as Johanssen gives birth to their first child together; Teddy, Vincent, Annie, and Mindy watch on from NASA, as Bruce and Rich (working with them now) also celebrate the successful launch at JPL. And Watney...Watney’s alive.
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...This movie got snubbed, huh?
I’ll look into what it lost against...in the Review! See you there!
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The Borgias Review 02.01 “The Borgia Bull”
And it’s time again for “2 historians judging watching The Borgias”. As said in the post which contains the complete review of The Borgias season 1: This is for entertainment only! We do not intent to hurt any fans with this. Since we both are pretty aware about this time period and study history in our bachelor and master rn we can see what works and what doesn’t in this show and for some people this might not only be funny but also interesting to read (even though this is by far no analysis!). For the time references I apologize again because it might differ from player to player. 
And because of the current situation it is not possible for us to do a The Borgias marathon again since meeting physically is…problematic. So we decided to watch the episodes while doing a WhatsApp call every Tuesday evening. This is why each episode of season two will get it’s own post this time yay! :D We hope you enjoy!
Review of the first episode under the cut:
Since I suck in html I won’t colour Sandy’s and mine parts this time and simply write like: Sandy: or Leni:
4:50 [fake!Giuliano holding a mess or something wearing a ..weird coloured ourfit] 
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Leni: lmao, fake!Giuliano, why are you wearing a green gown? You’re a cardinal and you know, the term “cardinal-red” actually has a meaning xD
7:00 [Cesare enters the room, the audience knows it’s of course thanks to him that fake!Giuliano is poisend] 
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Sandy: Oh look, Super Brain Cesare enters the stage. Wait, no it was Mastermind Cesare, sorry.
Leni: omg wtf is with his hair? Cesare got a permanent wave???
(Also as if the real Giuliano della Rovere would have been so dump to get poisend)
18:50 [Juan and Cesare bitching at each other and starting a fight]
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Sandy: Ehhm, did they hate each other already in the last season? Or is this kinda rushed? xD
Leni: I think they had like one scene in s1 in which they showed how the fame made Juan evil...but yeah this feels rushed.
21:40 [Rodrigo and Giulia discovering some old ruins while hunting]
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Sandy: *annoyed* OH NO, do not tell me, they discover some fkn roman ruins now and initiate the Renaissance because of this now.
Leni: Yeah, maybe Neil&Co did not know, that the Renaissance was a thing before the Borgia already. But since all characters (except Juan lol) are so good and lovely and whitewashed in this show, it makes sense that they alone bring Italy the light of the Renaissance ofc.
29:00 [Rodrigo can’t sleep and gets up to walk around in the apostlic palace at night]
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Leni: Where is he going?
Sandy: Probably looking for his golden calf to worship it.
35:00 [Giulia noticing how much influence she is loosing towards Rodrigo]
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Sandy: You know what? This Giulia is the personification of the cheerleader bitch in american movies.
46:40 [At the mask ball, Giulia gets advice from Vanozza how to keep Rodrigo under her influence]
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Leni: As if a Giulia Farnese would have taken advice from a Vanozza Cattanei and if a Vanozza Cattanei would have helped a Giulia Farnese with giving her advice jjkdfjdsjfll.
50:00 [..GAY! xD Giulia making out with Victoria (was that her name?) because it’s sexy and Rodrigo pays attention and therefore f*cks them both that night]
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Sandy: *annoyed* Now, the americans are so prudish and censore every f*ck in a show but they are always okay with girls kissing girls because it’s hot?
Leni: I think that’s a man's thing. You really see who scripted this show 
In general in this episode: Micheletto’s appearance
Leni: Why is Micheletto always dirty? And like sweating? Like ALWAYS??
Sandy: Maybe because he knows, that he is the worst assasine in the world and so he always sweats xD
Sandy’s general thoughts: I kinda got the feeling that a lot happened while nothing happened actually. What really made me upset was that the episode made it look like the Borgia initiated the Renaissance like: So yeah, here is the Renaissance, have fun! And then they start to celebrate roman feasts which some people would call ehm idk maybe... HERESY?????
Leni’s general thoughts: My PoOr BaBy AlPhOnSo of NaPeLs T_____T how can they torture my precious psycho kid Alphonso in that way??? Fake!Charles, I hate youuuuuu *cries for 10 hours straight*. And yeah, I think this episode’s plot was pretty boring. I enjoyed the few scenes with Lucrezia but kinda got the feeling that Giulia played a more important role than her now. And of course some things just did not work (like almost everything).
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Update on Opportunity Rover after Martian Dust Storm
NASA - Mars Exploration Rover B (MER-B) patch. Oct. 12, 2018 One month since increasing their commanding frequency, engineers have yet to hear from NASA's Opportunity rover. NASA hasn't set any deadlines for the mission but will be briefed later this month on the progress and prospects for the recovery campaign being carried out at the agency's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California. JPL engineers are employing a combination of listening and commanding methods in case Opportunity is still operational. It's possible that a layer of dust deposited on the rover's solar panels by the recent global dust storm is blocking sunlight that could recharge its batteries. No one can tell just how much dust has been deposited on its panels.
Animation above: Side-by-side movies shows how dust has enveloped the Red Planet, courtesy of the Mars Color Imager (MARCI) wide-angle camera onboard NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter (MRO). Animation Credits: NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS. A windy period on Mars -- known to Opportunity's team as "dust-clearing season" -- occurs in the November-to-January time frame and has helped clean the rover's panels in the past. The team remains hopeful that some dust clearing may result in hearing from the rover in this period. Opportunity has exceeded its expected lifespan many times over. Both Opportunity and its twin, Spirit, were designed to last only 90 days on the Martian surface, with the expectation that the planet's extreme winters and dust storms could cut their mission short. The rover has lasted nearly 15 years: It last communicated on June 10 before being forced into hibernation by the growing dust storm. Updated at 2:45 p.m. PDT on Sept. 11, 2018 Scientists reviewing data from the Mars Color Imager (MARCI) aboard NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter (MRO) have determined that the tau estimate (a measure of the amount of haze in the Martian atmosphere) in the skies above the rover Opportunity has been below 1.5 for two consecutive measurements. With more sunlight reaching the rover's solar array, the Opportunity team at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California, are increasing the frequency of commands it beams to the 14-plus-year-old rover via the dishes of NASA's Deep Space Network from three times a week to multiple times per day. Passive listening for Opportunity will also continue to be performed by JPL's Radio Science Group, which records radio signals emanating from Mars with a very sensitive broadband receiver. The original story has been updated in paragraph six to reflect NASA review at each step of the recovery process. Updates on the 2018 dust storm and tau can be found here. A planet-encircling dust storm on Mars, which was first detected May 30 and halted operations for the Opportunity rover, continues to abate. With clearing skies over Opportunity’s resting spot in Mars’ Perseverance Valley, engineers at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California, believe the nearly 15-year-old, solar-powered rover will soon receive enough sunlight to automatically initiate recovery procedures -- if the rover is able to do so. To prepare, the Opportunity mission team has developed a two-step plan to provide the highest probability of successfully communicating with the rover and bringing it back online.
Image above: Opportunity's panoramic camera (Pancam) took the component images for this view from a position outside Endeavor Crater during the span of June 7 to June 19, 2017. Toward the right side of this scene is a broad notch in the crest of the western rim of crater. Image Credits: NASA/JPL-Caltech/Cornell/Arizona State Univ. “The Sun is breaking through the haze over Perseverance Valley, and soon there will be enough sunlight present that Opportunity should be able to recharge its batteries,” said John Callas, Opportunity project manager at JPL. “When the tau level [a measure of the amount of particulate matter in the Martian sky] dips below 1.5, we will begin a period of actively attempting to communicate with the rover by sending it commands via the antennas of NASA’s Deep Space Network. Assuming that we hear back from Opportunity, we will begin the process of discerning its status and bringing it back online.” The rover’s last communication with Earth was received June 10, and Opportunity’s current health is unknown. Opportunity engineers are relying on the expertise of Mars scientists analyzing data from the Mars Color Imager (MARCI) aboard NASA’s Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter (MRO) to estimate the tau near the rover’s position. “The dust haze produced by the Martian global dust storm of 2018 is one of the most extensive on record, but all indications are it is finally coming to a close,” said MRO Project Scientist Rich Zurek at JPL. “MARCI images of the Opportunity site have shown no active dust storms for some time within 3,000 kilometers [about 1,900 miles] of the rover site.” With skies clearing, mission managers are hopeful the rover will attempt to call home, but they are also prepared for an extended period of silence. "If we do not hear back after 45 days, the team will be forced to conclude that the Sun-blocking dust and the Martian cold have conspired to cause some type of fault from which the rover will more than likely not recover," said Callas. At that point, the team will report to NASA HQ to determine whether to continue with the strategy or adjust it. Callas added, "In the unlikely chance that there is a large amount of dust sitting on the solar arrays that is blocking the Sun's energy, we will continue passive listening efforts for several months." The additional several months for passive listening are an allowance for the possibility that a Red Planet dust devil could come along and literally dust off Opportunity’s solar arrays. Such “cleaning events” were first discovered by Mars rover teams in 2004 when, on several occasions, battery power levels aboard both Spirit and Opportunity increased by several percent during a single Martian night, when the logical expectation was that they would continue to decrease. These cleaning dust devils have even been imaged by both rovers on the surface and spacecraft in orbit (see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8lfJ0c7WQ8 and  https://mars.nasa.gov/resources/5307/the-serpent-dust-devil-of-mars/). The chances are small that dust accumulation would be the root cause of Opportunity’s lack of communication. Nonetheless, each day during the passive phase, JPL’s Radio Science group will scour the signal records taken by a very sensitive broadband receiver of radio frequencies emanating from Mars, looking for a sign that the rover is trying to reach out.
Mars Exploration Rover (MER): Image Credits: NASA/JPL-Caltech/AP
Even if the team hears back from Opportunity during either phase, there is no assurance the rover will be operational. The impact of this latest storm on Opportunity’s systems is unknown but could have resulted in reduced energy production, diminished battery performance, or other unforeseen damage that could make it difficult for the rover to fully return online. While the situation in Perseverance Valley is critical, the rover team is cautiously optimistic, knowing that Opportunity has overcome significant challenges during its 14-plus years on Mars. The rover lost use of its front steering -- its left-front in June of 2017, and right front in 2005. Its 256-megabyte flash memory is no longer functioning. The team also knows that everything about the rover is well beyond its warranty period -- both Opportunity and its twin rover, Spirit, were constructed for 90-day missions (Spirit lasted 20 times longer and Opportunity is going on 60 times). The rovers were designed to travel about 1,000 yards, and Opportunity has logged more than 28 miles. Through thick and thin, the team has seen their rover soldier on. Now, Opportunity engineers and scientists of Opportunity are planning, and hoping, that this latest dilemma is just another bump in their Martian road. “In a situation like this you hope for the best but plan for all eventualities,” said Callas. “We are pulling for our tenacious rover to pull her feet from the fire one more time. And if she does, we will be there to hear her.” Updates on the dust storm and tau can be found here: https://mars.nasa.gov/mer/mission/status_opportunityAll.html JPL, a division of Caltech in Pasadena, built Opportunity and manages the mission for NASA's Science Mission Directorate, Washington. Related articles: Martian Skies Clearing over Opportunity Rover: https://orbiterchspacenews.blogspot.com/2018/08/martian-skies-clearing-over-opportunity.html Six Things About Opportunity's Recovery Efforts: https://orbiterchspacenews.blogspot.com/2018/08/six-things-about-opportunitys-recovery.html NASA Mars Exploration Rover Status Report: https://orbiterchspacenews.blogspot.com/2018/08/nasa-mars-exploration-rover-status.html Shades of Martian Darkness: https://orbiterchspacenews.blogspot.com/2018/06/shades-of-martian-darkness.html Opportunity Hunkers Down During Dust Storm: https://orbiterchspacenews.blogspot.com/2018/06/opportunity-hunkers-down-during-dust.html For more information about Opportunity, visit: https://www.nasa.gov/rovers https://marsrovers.jpl.nasa.gov Animation (mentioned), Images (mentioned), Text, Credits: NASA/JoAnna Wendel/Tony Greicius/JPL/DC Agle/Andrew Good. Greetings, Orbiter.ch Full article
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The Sunday Morning Post
October 1, 2017                                                                 14th Edition
Current News: 
The author of My Immortal comes out about her story and why she wrote it. In a Buzzfeed story  Rose Christo talks about how she wrote a new book entitled Under the same stars, where she talks about My Immortal and how it played a part in her real life time in the New York foster system. (Click Buzzfeed link to read the article) 
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Story Recommendation:
‘Til All My Scars Bleed Golden by La_Temperanza | @teekettle​ 
Yuuri always figured there were fans of Viktor out there who hated his guts.
He just never realized how far they would go to show it.
"Yuuri learns first-hand that while he may be Viktor's biggest fan, there are those who wish to remove him from the Russian skating legend's sphere of influence. Insecurities, paranoia and angst abound, but a determined ending fills out this edge of your seat mini thriller!" - @darkrivertempest​
Artist Spotlight: 
Disney Halloween by Artcrawl
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Comic: 
Pie Comic by John McNamee | @piecomic​  (Click title to reblog)
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Some cartoons are too good to send to the New Yorker
Support: 
This week’s Ko-Fi shout-out goes to Parisa | @word-spielen​  (Click to buy them a coffee)  Hello there! My name is Parisa and I write fanfiction and make fanart for Yuri!!! on Ice, Fullmetal Alchemist and Voltron: Legendary Defender. If you like my work and would like to see more of it, I would really appreciate it if you supported me by buying me a coffee!
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Zine: On Love: Yuuri! A Yuuri Katsuki centric zine  @yoi-yuuri-zine​
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Fun and Games: 
Voltron Asks by @kalteswagger​  (Click title to reblog)
Keith: How edgy/emo do you consider yourself to be?
Shiro: Are you a good leader and can you handle responsibility?
Lance: What's your type of humor and do you have a favorite meme?
Pidge: Are you good with technology, computers, etc?
Hunk: How kind and loyal do you consider yourself?
Allura: Do you feel underestimated sometimes? -and should you totally be the black paladin-
Coran: What is your favorite show other than Voltron?
Zarkon: Would you consider universe domination for your lost cat/pet?
Kaltenecker: Do you look good in sunglasses?
Slav: Are you a perfectionist? Do you believe in alternate universes?
Thace: Would you go against authority if it was the right thing to do?
Sendak: How evil or ambitious do you think you are?
Varkon: Do you like the movie Mall Cop?
Haggar: Who is your favorite character in Voltron?
Matt: What are some things you like about watching Voltron?
Commander Holt: Do you like peas?
Voltron: Are you a team player? Do you prefer to work alone?
Blue Lion: How trusting and loyal do you think you are?
Red Lion: How impulsive and/or decisive are you?
Green Lion: How curious are you and what subjects are you interested in?
Yellow Lion: Do you consider yourself strong or reliable?
Black Lion: What are some things you want in Season 3?
Rover: What's one fact about a pet you have/had?
Shay: Do you love Hunk? How do you feel about the environment?
Lotor: How concerned are you about your looks?
Alfor: When faced with conflict, would you rather fight or flee?
Ulaz: Would you sacrifice yourself for a cause?
Story Prompts: 
Kinktober2017 by @kinktober2017​  (Click title to reblog)
It’s almost that time of year, so following in the footsteps of last year, we would like to present Kinktober 2017! For the prompts, we’ve used the original 30 prompts from @sparksreactor (hope that’s okay!) and added another 60, for a total of 3 prompts per day. For the 31st, we went with a free-for all of any of the prompts combined.
Keep in mind, the days are more of a loose suggestion! Any of the prompts can be subbed in for any day, and if there’s a kink you’d like to use that isn’t listed, go on ahead! And for actual content, digital, traditional, and writing are all welcome and encouraged!
1. Spanking | Sleepy Sex | Aphrodisiacs 2. Dirty talk | Watersports | Forniphilia (Human Furniture) 3. Public | Biting | Sthenolagnia (Strength/Muscles) 4. Bukakke | Knife Play | Begging 5. Humiliation | Cuckolding | Body Swap 6. Size Difference | Bondage | Bonds (Telepathic or Empathic) 7. Creampie | Worship (Body, etc) | Cross-dressing 8. Latex | Roleplay | Deep-Throating/Face-Sitting 9. Asphyxiation | Lingerie | Frottage 10. Edgeplay | Gun Play | Fucking Machine 11. Sadism/Masochism | Orgasm Denial | Gags 12. Master/Slave | Tentacles | Hand-jobs 13. Medical play | Rimming | Titfucking 14. Sensory Deprivation | Role Reversal | Incest 15. Sounding | Object Insertion | Lapdances 16. Waxplay | Pegging | Masks 17. Blood/Gore | Costume | Massage 18. Daddy | Leather | Masturbation 19. Prostitution/Sex Work | Olfactophilia (Scent) | Nipple Play 20. Pet Play | Feet | Threesome (or more) 21. Double (Or more) Penetration | Impact Play | Shower/Bath 22. Glory hole | Collaring | Scars 23. Shibari | Corset | Against a wall 24. Exhibitionism/Voyeurism | Fisting | Sixty-nine 25. Boot worship | Suspension | Smiles/Laughter 26. Shotgunning | Mirror Sex | Stockings/Tights/Pantyhose 27. Branding | Temperature Play | Stripping/Striptease 28. Xenophilia | Tickling | Swallowing 29. Omorashi | Dacryphilia (Crying) | Overstimulation 30. Toys | Emeto | Cunnilingus 31. Any combo of the above
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i was crippled with anxiety in the weeks leading up to my 21st birthday (just last year! wow, time sure does fly!) terrified that one of my earnest girlfriends, in an innocent but spectacularly misguided attempt to celebrate me, would surprise me by hiring a limo** - with a sunroof that i would be expected to stick my upper body out of - to drive us around times square because she had misinterpreted my denouncement of a limo full of rabble (one of whom - having witnessed my disdainful facial expression - had rolled down her window to look at me pityingly and emit with no irony the query, “jealous?”) as repressed curiosity… when in actuality it had been a manifestation of my vehement distaste for unfettered, garish exhibitions of joy.
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(limo sidebar: my alter ego, reina, is *obsessed* with limos:
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you can see more of her work here. HIRE ME TO RUN YOUR DATING APP ACCOUNT THAT YOU USE TO AMUSE YOURSELF AT THE EXPENSE OF DESPERATE MIDDLE AGED MEN IN YOUR AREA!)
while the last time i was flailing my body through a limo’s sunroof was never, i can say with the utmost confidence, i could go to my grave never having had 50-100% of my body in a limo and my life will have been full.
ditto drunkenly slurring “genie in a bottle” in a neon lighted basement in chinatown with strangers who smell like a chain hibachi restaurant. (i’m describing a karaoke bar. did it work?)
double ditto having a man in a thong swathe me in a sash and other bridal accoutrements and proceed to rub his muscles on me in the name of tradition at a bachelorette party (which is why i don’t allow anyone near me who owns a michael kors purse, whose favorite movie stars reese witherspoon, anyone who has seen magic mike in a theatre, or anyone who thinks instagramming a glass of wine with a caption about “relaxing” is an appropriate thing to instagram… also anyone who has ever posted a collage or that “year in review” on instagram. also anyone who wishes family members who don’t have instagram a happy birthday/father’s day/mother’s day etc. on instagram. #instagram #spon)
fear of having to refuse to partake in the activities someone has planned for me because they assault my sensibilities - and therefore having no celebration at all - has not stopped me from expecting to be surprised in some way on my birthday (september 26th. that is my birthday) every year since i turned 14 my first year at boarding school.
my parents are not “fun” people. they don’t “do” surprises. my mom is not “warm” and my dad is not “sneaky”.
despite this, i was absolutely convinced that my parents - who lived in new york and had acrimoniously divorced the summer before - would surprise me for my birthday and, i don’t know… take me to dinner and look at me, my mother contemplating why she’d crossed the atlantic ocean to do this when she could have just not and instead she could be in new york at like, the chobani store (this is a private joke for myself about my mom and her v specific, repellent personality). but no, instead, she’s in london with her ex husband… watching their daughter eat her weight in prosciutto and not even have the decency to have adopted a british accent yet.
honestly, the best possible outcome was no less grim than this… and yet!
when i woke up, assuming they’d taken a red eye, i calculated time for collecting their bags, getting lost and added two hours in case my recalcitrant mother had gotten detained for saying “bomb” on an airplane in a post 9/11 world - something she has literally done for sport; i have borne witness to it.
so, at lunch until the end of the school day, i stared out the window, waiting for them to arrive. when school ended and they hadn’t arrived, i expected them to surprise me in the dining hall at dinner. they didn’t. when my dad called me after study hall to wish me a happy birthday i thought, “oh maybe just my mom is coming…”
neither of them showed… nor did they the next three birthdays i had there, even though every year i woke up with the same eagerness of anticipation.
(that christmas, aged 14, i learned there was no santa.)
the perpetuation of this surprise fantasy allows me to excitedly anticipate a thoughtfully placid fete… and then inevitably gently fails to come to fruition, effectively allowing me to enjoy a day pleasantly marked by sangfroid, as i consider the calamity that “could have been” while at a dinner i have guilted one to three of my five friends into attending at the last minute!
and THAT is the cycle of my birthday and the 364 leading up to my birthday. (my birthday is a lifestyle, just like drake said.)
(an alternative explanation is that i continue to delude myself into thinking someone will plan a surprise party for me *in order* to be disappointed so that i may blame any potential melancholy on someone (everyone!) else instead of my hatin ass for being a human being who is impossible to please and whose inability to literally be “fun loving” and embrace gauche celebratory activities has barred her from ever experiencing the type of youthful excitement katy perry songs are about. this is a shitty but also v honest assessment. thank you for reading.)
ALL THAT BEING SAID … if you’ve been here before, you know my hatred of vulgar displays of birth nostalgia does not prevent me from loving being celebrated privately and has never stopped me from treating my birthday like it’s a wedding and creating a tacky but v self aware registry for the occasion.
so without further ado …
my birthday list! (which - because i refuse to leave my home unless it's to go to a lawyer's office to sign a contract and pick up a check for a series order for my pilot - is the only acceptable way in which you may celebrate me privately. so if you choose not to celebrate me financially, please consider yourself removed from the following list.)
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thanks!
(if for some perverse reason you’d like to see my prior innocent but spectacularly misguided registries, please go here. it’s a doozy! however, please note i will only be accepting gifts from this year’s registry. so stay current!)
also, i’m not going to say whether or not anyone has ever purchased something for me off one of my lists, but i will quote william blake “If the fool would persist in his folly he would become wise” as opposed to albert einstein and you may draw your own conclusions.
the list.
givenchy pandora purse
here are 1, 2, 3, 4 options
a casual throw for my bed
i just love something easy you know? i beg you to click that link and know that the description includes this: “perfect for cuddling in the cold”. literally lmao. correct. and unfortunately there’s zero other way for me to cuddle in the cold.
seriously though a casual throw
this one is on sale in the white, which is the only color i allow on my bed. isn’t that nice!
ditto this one
here’s one that isn’t
a pillow
i need a firm pillow. i didn’t know that. i thought i liked soft. but then i realized i like firm and my pillows are soft. you can see my dilemma. here or here or here
this bathrobe
it’s a bathrobe. you know how they go.
a juicero
i don’t know how many times i have to ask. i’m not even putting a link because i’m so furious. ditto: a range rover. smh. 
a personalized clutch
do what you will. small or big
a vacation
you know... so i can chill from all the stress of waking up and realizing i have to figure out how to spend the next 10 hours… every. single. mother. fucking. day. here are some places i’d like to go. you’re more than welcome to book a trip for yourself, but i will not engage with you in any way. (i kept it domestic…ish to be polite)
arizona
this is a whole spa thing…
tulum
utah. also utah
montana
this is an all inclusive ranch experience… can you imagine the discreet fun i would have! and the joy you would get from witnessing that, second hand.
wyoming
erewhon gift card
somewhere in the range of $1000-5000 should take care of me for the fall. if you need to understand why, please read this
macarons
not shitty ones. please use bottega louie as a standard but you can find better i’m sure. go to france! i want like 45 of them. pistachio is my favorite; i also like rose, salted caramel, strawberry.
i want to go to a lakers game, but i must be courtside.
no link.
sunglasses chain thing
i am v embarrassed to put this here because i was directed to it from some bop’s instagram i never should have been on… but we all make mistakes and now you can literally pay for mine. (when i typed “sunglass chain”, it autocorrected sunglass to dumbass.) feel free to have a regular glasses chain custom made if you’d rather not support the local business of an instagram celebrity. i wear glasses now to look smarter but uglier.
a candle 
this candle smells like the gramercy hotel in new york. i once stepped on john mcenroe’s foot “accidentally” at the bar inside this hotel in 2013. that is enough of an interesting story to make you buy me 5 of these candles, right? consider it preemptive retribution for the serena williams comment.
a yoga mat
it’s a long story… i saw a spider in my home and my neighbor called the police on me because i was yelling and crying so loudly she thought i was being murdered. but in actuality, i was heaving a yoga mat across the room to cover the intruder... and then i stomped it to smithereens, effectively rendering the yoga mat - which had previously never been in use - useless. i need another one. and this one is one of the most expensive ones i could find. it’s luxuriously dense, like my cerebrum.
really good headphones
i think this pair are really good but then again i am an idiot. i will accept any that someone deems “really good”.
megaphone
i’d like a megaphone for reasons i don’t feel comfortable getting into here. i have not googled but any top of the line megaphone should do.
in conclusion, i will settle for a job a dinner at olive garden or nobu malibu on my birthday - with uber suv roundtrip fee included - where no one sings happy birthday to me and no one asks “how my career is going”! my birthday is september 26th.
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godspeed.
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You are going to kill me... buuut all 200 questions? I'm keeping you busy and thinking about your life
200: My crush’s name is: Jennifer 

199: I was born in: a hospital? (Jks 1998)

198: I am really: funny 

197: My cellphone company is: Lebara

196: My eye color is: boring ol’ brown 

195: My shoe size is: a ladies 9

194: My ring size is: I actually don’t know

193: My height is: 5'10 

192: I am allergic to: nothing surprisingly 

191: My 1st car was: 1998 Subaru Legacy (the station wagon)

190: My 1st job was: Checkout Worker

189: Last book you read: The Accident Man

188: My bed is: a king 

187: My pet: I don’t have one atm 

186: My best friend: Anushka 

185: My favorite shampoo is: I don’t have one (but I like anything coconut or tropical scented)

184: Xbox or ps3: don’t care 

183: Piggy banks are: lit

182: In my pockets: I’m a girl, only 20% of my clothes have pockets big enough to put anything in 

181: On my calendar: “Spotify Premium runs out on the 27th of August"

180: Marriage is: Not married 

179: Spongebob can: 

178: My mom: is awesome 

177: The last three songs I bought were? Whatever I listened to last on Spotify? 

176: Last YouTube video watched: review on Aztec clay face mask 

175: How many cousins do you have? 4 step cousins and then 6 blood related cousins 

174: Do you have any siblings? Just a younger sister 

173: Are your parents divorced? Nah they still together and in love 

172: Are you taller than your mom? Only just 

171: Do you play an instrument? I used to play the piano 

170: What did you do yesterday? Worked
[ I Believe In ]

169: Love at first sight: kinda 

168: Luck: yes 

167: Fate: not really 

166: Yourself: sometimes 

165: Aliens: yes 

164: Heaven: yes 

163: Hell: no 

162: God: yes 

161: Horoscopes: I mostly enjoy the zodiac memes and compatibility and personality horoscopes 

160: Soul mates: yes, but I believe you have more than one 

159: Ghosts: yes 

158: Gay Marriage: big yes 

157: War: nope

156: Orbs: it would be cool but I’m neutral 

155: Magic: yes
[ This or That ]

154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs 

153: Drunk or High: Drunk 

152: Phone or Online: Online 

151: Red heads or Black haired: Red heads 

150: Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes 

149: Hot or cold: Hot 

148: Summer or winter: Summer 

147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn 

146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate 

145: Night or Day: Day 

144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges 

143: Curly or Straight hair: Curly 

142: McDonalds or Burger King: Maccas 

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk Chocolate 

140: Mac or PC: Mac

139: Flip flops or high heels: High Heels 

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and Poor 

137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke

136: Hillary or Obama: OBAMA

135: Burried or cremated: Cremated 

134: Singing or Dancing: Dancing 

133: Coach or Chanel: Chanel 

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who are they?

131: Small town or Big city: Big city 

130: Wal-Mart or Target: I haven’t been to either 

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Ben Stiller 

128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure 

127: East Coast or West Coast: East Coast 

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: this is too cruel to answer 

125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate 

124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney 

123: Yankees or Red Sox: um don’t care
[ Here’s What I Think About ]

122: War: It’s expensive and unnecessary and should be a last resort. It’s not worth the lives lost, people injured and relocated. The monetary cost is ridiculous and it barley solves anything. It cause more issues and potentially more wars
121: George Bush: did 9/11

120: Gay Marriage: It’s actually crazy how long and how much effort it took to get this accepted. And I just hope this right isn’t taken away! 

119: The presidential election: Donald Trump and Pence need to die or be locked up forever, I don’t even understand how anyone thought that Hilary Clinton would be worse. 

118: Abortion: Pro-choice for the win 

117: MySpace: I wasn’t old enough for this 

116: Reality TV: my guilty pleasure tbh 

115: Parents: I love my parents and they are good to me. But it would be great if they could be less homophobic. 

114: Back stabbers: I don’t know why people feel the need to intentionally hurt and embarrass someone, especially someone who isn’t prepared for it or trusts you 

113: Ebay: I don’t really use eBay 

112: Facebook: I use it to tag my non tumblr friends in memes and to stalk people 

111: Work: I’m sick of my job but I’m having to stick it out for now. 

110: My Neighbors: They are seasonal but if their kids could not move and rearrange the bedroom at the ass crack of dawn that would be fantastic 

109: Gas Prices: New Zealand, especially in the towns. Gas prices are so high. Spain isn’t so bad

108: Designer Clothes: I’d rather have more clothes than one designer one 

107: College: 

106: Sports: I have zero hand eye coordination and therefore hate sports! But I will watch the Olympics 

105: My family: They are cool for the most part 

104: The future: is scary and it makes me wanna throw up if I think too much about it
[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone: like a week ago 

102: Last time you ate: I’m eating chocolate right now 

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: my grandparents and my cousins today 

100: Cried in front of someone: it’s been forever 

99: Went to a movie theater: like a good 6-8 months ago

98: Took a vacation: ummm like 4 months ago 

97: Swam in a pool: yesterday 

96: Changed a diaper: not since my babysitting days 

95: Got my nails done: literally before I left New Zealand so 5 months ago

94: Went to a wedding: it’s been years 

93: Broke a bone: never actually broken anything in my body 

92: Got a peircing: I got my ears pieced when I was 12 

91: Broke the law: Probably when I was driving, speeding or something but nothing I've been charged with lmao

90: Texted: like a couple of hours ago
[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most: my sister 

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: having consistently good home cooked meals 

87: The last movie I saw: probably shrek 

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: being back in New Zealand! Or doing some travelling 

85: The thing im not looking forward to: working 

84: People call me: gay
83: The most difficult thing to do is: be honest 
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: I actually haven’t 

81: My zodiac sign is: Leo 

80: The first person i talked to today was: my girlfriend 

79: First time you had a crush: the first crush I remember, I was in year 4 (so 8 years old) and it was on this boy named Joseph 

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: I’m good at hiding things tbh 

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: my sister when my mum and dad were talking shit 

76: Right now I am talking to: my sister and my friends from New Zealand 

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Hairdressing tho I kinda would like to do pre school/nursery/kindergarten teaching 

74: I have/will get a job: currently working as front of house at a little supermarket 

73: Tomorrow: I’m working and doing house work

72: Today: I slept and then worked 

71: Next Summer: I will hopefully be enjoying the sunshine 

70: Next Weekend: Working yet again and having dinner with my grandparents 

69: I have these pets: Definitely a cat, and also a dog 

68: The worst sound in the world: chalk or finger nails on a chalkboard 

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: myself 

66: People that make you happy: my sister, my friends and my girlfriend 

65: Last time I cried: when I watched beauty and the beast 

64: My friends are: absolutely incredible, I don’t deserve them

63: My computer is: I don’t have one anymore 

62: My School: I’m not in school 

61: My Car: I don’t have a car atm 

60: I lose all respect for people who: are snakes 

59: The movie I cried at was: beauty and the beast

58: Your hair color is: brown and boring 
57: TV shows you watch: Atm limitless, shooter, Shetland, Rewatching Criminal Minds, AHS and Black Mirror

56: Favorite web site: boohoo.com or iherb 

55: Your dream vacation: A cruise or a historical/relaxed tour of the ancient world 

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: in a tie between slamming my fingers in a car door or when I got a virus (it’s a really bad version of food poisoning) and I actually thought I was gonna die. 

53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium to well done 

52: My room is: relatively clean and currently got that minimal plant theme going 

51: My favorite celebrity is: Dua Lipa 

50: Where would you like to be: with @dysfunctionalgroup

49: Do you want children: yeah one day 

48: Ever been in love: yes 

47: Who’s your best friend: Anushka 

46: More guy friends or girl friends: it used to be a balance but now mostly girl friends 

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: cute underwear and a good nights sleep 

44: One person that you wish you could see right now:

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: yes

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: mentally but it’s not written down anywhere 

41: Have you pre-named your children: no, but I have some names I really like lined up 

40: Last person I got mad at: my sister 

39: I would like to move to: the Uk or NZ 

38: I wish I was a professional:
[ My Favorites ]

37: Candy: Reece’s pieces or skittles 

36: Vehicle: Kinda want a Range Rover or a Land Rover but in the old style. Or a classic car

35: President: Obama

34: State visited: ive never been to America 

33: Cellphone provider: Lebara 

32: Athlete: my bio teacher, she played for a big women’s netball team 

31: Actor: Jensen Ackles 

30: Actress: Gal Gadot 

29: Singer: Dua Lipa

28: Band: The Internet
27: Clothing store: h&m or boohoo

26: Grocery store: I don’t have one 

25: TV show: Brooklyn 99

24: Movie: I have too many 

23: Website: this hell hole

22: Animal: Cats or Goats 

21: Theme park: I’ve only been to Disney 

20: Holiday: Christmas and Halloween 

19: Sport to watch: Gymnastics 

18: Sport to play: None

17: Magazine: who reads magazines anymore 

16: Book: the Mysterious Benedict Society 

15: Day of the week: Friday 

14: Beach: as long as it’s sandy I’m cool 

13: Concert attended: J Cole

12: Thing to cook: Pizza and Sweet and Sour Pork 

11: Food: Cheesburgers 

10: Restaurant: Any that sell food I like 

9: Radio station: ZM
8: Yankee candle scent: most of them
7: Perfume: Dolce and Gabbana, Floral Drops
6: Flower: forget me nots
5: Color: Green
4: Talk show host: don’t have a fave
3: Comedian: don’t have a fave
2: Dog breed: Border Collie
1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Guess you’ll never know
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Duke celebrated his birthday. He turned 12 and relished the opportunity of having a whole day when attention would be focused on him.
The day began with The Little Sister singing “Happy Birthday” to him while he was eating his cold cereal at the breakfast table. Before the last “…to you” had faded, The Mother appeared by his side with a fresh doughnut from the neighborhood bakery and it had a single candle stuck in it. Duke smiled, said, “Thanks!” and devoured the doughnut in just a few bites.
He put on his jacket and headed out the door for school.
Monte joined him on his walk as he went past his house and Jimmy, Mike, and Ricky joined them a half block later. Even though it was his birthday, Duke tried to contain any excitement and pretended to be nonchalant.
“ Who got that math homework done?”
“I did. It wasn’t hard.”
“I couldn’t do it so I’m gonna ask Mr. Beach about it before class starts.”
“Mike, we’ve been in school for three months. His name is Mr. Veach. Veach.”
“I know. I was just funnin’ ya.”
“Did anyone watch ‘Dragnet’ on TV last night?”
Duke couldn’t believe it. No one was saying a thing about today being his birthday.  Maybe when he got to school, someone would say something.
Homer and Larry and Jerry were waiting by the door when Duke and the guys walked up.
“Has the warning bell rung yet?”
“No, do you want to wait or go on up?”
“Let’s go on up. Mike has a math question for Mr. Beach.”
“I know it’s Mr. Veach. I said I was just funnin’ ya.”
The boys started their school day and Duke spent the rest of the day waiting for someone — anyone — to acknowledge his birthday. During every lesson, at every recess, during lunch: not a word about Duke’s birthday.
He had one opportunity at the last recess. They were playing “Red Rover” — .the popular recess game where two teams of kids stood in two lines facing each other on opposite sides of the playground, having joined hands with their teammates. The captain of one team summoned a player from the other team to run across the playground at top speed and attempt to break through the joined hands in the opponent’s line.  
Homer was on Duke’s team and had shouted, “Red Rover, Red Rover, send Tank McShurley over!” Tank was named “Tank” because he was a HUGE kid from the other sixth grade classroom, and when he lumbered across the playground, he headed straight for Duke’s position, thinking that was where the hand grip was weakest. If Tank didn’t break through, he would have to join Homer and Duke’s team. If he DID break through the line, he could return to his own team, taking one of those two weak players back with him. Tank didn’t break through. Instead, he collided with Duke and fell to the ground on top of him. As Tank stood up, he looked down at Duke and said, “What do you think this is? Your birthday?”
It was almost as though no one had heard him because when they returned to the classroom after recess, it was back to the normal school routine. As the clock edged to dismissal, Duke regretted having a birthday during the school year. His birthday may as well have been during summer vacation. In fact, that would have been more fun.
Just before the bell for dismissal, Mr. Veach reviewed the next day’s assignments and made some announcements. The last announcement was: “And today is Duke’s birthday. He is 12.”
His classmates started singing “Happy Birthday” to him and just as they sang “…dear Duke…” the dismissal bell rang. They got up to leave and finished the birthday song for Duke as they walked through the door and into the hall.
Duke’s cheeks were still red as he joined his buddies for the walk home.
According to Monte, “We knew it was your birthday all along. We even passed the word at school but told everybody not to say anything until the end of the day.”
Mike said, “We were just funnin’ with ya!”
“You’re 12 already? I won’t be twelve until next spring,”
“Me either! Geez, Duke you’re the old man of our class.”
Homer pointed out that he was twelve in September. As they neared their neighborhood, and began to split up to go to their separate homes, Monte said “Happy birthday, Duke” and Homer added “Yeah, happy birthday, old man!”
That night, at dinner, Duke told the family about his birthday experience at school. He showed them the scrapes on his elbows from the tackle by Tank. The Mother brought out a homemade chocolate cake with twelve lit candles. They all sang “Happy Birthday” to him and he blew out the candles. The Little Sister pointed out, “You didn’t make a wish!” and Duke just presented an exaggerated, fake smile in her direction.
The Little Sister gave him a homemade birthday card. The Mother gave him two wrapped presents. Duke unwrapped them slowly and carefully, to build suspense for the onlookers. The first gift contained a dress shirt.
“A shirt? That’s nice.”
“You needed a nice dress shirt,” The Mother added, “so there you go.”
Duke opened the second present. It was a plastic model kit of a stagecoach.
The Mother continued, “We knew how much you liked to build models and how much you liked western movies and western TV shows, so we — your father and I — thought this would be the perfect gift.”
She sensed disappointment in Duke’s reaction. “You can glue it together and paint it up and you will have a unique model for your collection. I’ll bet no one else around here has anything like that.”
“Georgie, maybe” Duke suggested.
The Mother turned and retrieved something from the sewing machine cabinet. She placed a third gift —  unwrapped — on the table at Duke’s place.
“It’s deodorant,” she said. “You’re coming of an age when you’re starting to stink.”
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The Six Inch Show - Star Wars Black Series & Marvel Legends Episode 05
We’re back with another slice of six inches for you. New Star Wars Black Series, New Marvel Legends Images, Deals, Discounts and cool toy photography plus part of the history of the Black Series.
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NEWS -Star Wars
New leaked pics of first order trooper and Luke ach to http://www.flyguy.net/post/163982466122/star-wars-the-black-series-6-first-order-trooper
New pics of Thrawn and Landspeeder http://www.flyguy.net/post/164247421852/rt-yakface-in-hand-images-of-blackseries
New pics of Vader black and red http://www.flyguy.net/post/164195926287/new-star-wars-hasbro-the-black-series-6-darth
New pics of Rey, Kylo, Finn, Luke http://www.flyguy.net/post/164094132532/even-more-new-star-wars-black-series-6-images
$50 luke x-wing on ebay didn't last for long http://www.ebay.com/itm/232448964820
Formerly walgreens exclusive Threepio upon EE. Assuming didnt sell well! http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=HSC0065&id=FL-007157961
Han Solo 40th singles up there too! http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=HSC1689&id=FL-007157961
NEWS-Marvel Legends & Other 6 Inch
New deadpool x force pics  http://www.flyguy.net/post/164000312997/new-images-of-marvel-legends-x-force-deadpool-6
Cheap legends http://www.flyguy.net/post/164226885267/rt-tulsascott-hitting-hard-in-oklahoma-wms-pic
SDCC Legends not exactly flying out the door… http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/en/htsusa/Special-Offers/featured-htsus-specialoffers-featured/-exclusives/-c02340000?catName=Exclusives
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FEATURE: “Back to black, back to back.”
Jan 29th 2013, think it’s fair all were caught by the reveal on USA Today that six inch figures were announced. We look back at wave one, highs and lows, and value today: https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/movies/2013/01/29/hasbro-star-wars-black-series-action-figure-toys/1872035/#
"Our focus here is the adult collector, the dad," DePriest says
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Wave 2; Leia, Boba  greedo, han. Thoughts and comments, mini reviews
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NASA's Mars 2020 concept is perfect for Space Batman
NASA has shown off a futuristic-looking concept of the Mars 2020 rover with a shiny black body and intimidating wheels at the Kennedy Space Center. If you're thinking that it looks like it popped right out of a superhero movie or a shiny video game than an actual vehicle meant to explore the red planet, then you're right. The agency isn't quite done conjuring up a final design for the vehicle: this 28-foot-long machine was actually created as a showpiece for its "Summer of Mars" program. NASA says it might take a couple of elements from this concept, though, perhaps to add a dash of panache to the actual rover.
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Even though the actual Mars 2020 will not look exactly like this, its creators didn't build it blindly: They conjured up the concept with the help of NASA's subject matter experts. They came up with the design knowing that the front area will be equipped with radio and GPS and that the detachable back will serve as a mobile laboratory. Mars 2020 will drill into the planet's surface to look for signs of past life and will determine whether future human settlers can take advantage of Martian resources like water and oxygen.
NASA Kennedy's PR assistant manager Rebecca Shireman described "Summer of Mars" as an "all-encompassing effort to review the history of our efforts to explore Mars and look ahead to what is being planned." She said it's meant to "encourage young people to want to learn more about being a part of the effort to go to Mars." That's why the concept will tour the East Coast from July to August -- keep an eye out for the locations where you'll be able to see it for yourself. It will make its way back to the Kennedy Space Center after its tour, though, since it's slated to be part of an Astronaut Training Experience attraction launching this fall.
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Up All Night’s Forbidden Fruit: The Soul Seeker
By Sean Allen Poe
Publication Date: April 4, 2018 Genre: Adult, Mystery, Thriller, Crime Fiction, Science Fiction
Synopsis:
This is a murder mystery that is set in the hills of California. A detective named Andrew is investigating the murder of a fortune 500 mogul named Thomas Rover. The case takes a twist when a young and beautiful woman named Dominance comes into play, she is the main suspect in the murder. She turns out to be more than a suspect, she is a Soul Seeker. Follow Andrew as he tries not to fall into a web of lies, deceit and death.
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Up All Night By Timothy Lasiter
The “Up All Night” series is a project that has 13 stories that are based on science fiction. The genres range from pure science fiction to horror stories.
Cadillac Cabin - This is a story of a man named Phil that takes a well needed vacation to a haunted cabin in Cadillac Michigan. When he arrives, he finds creatures that are out to kill him.
Reflection - A 12-year-old girl named Taylor has an evil twin that lives in a mirror in her room. This doppelganger comes from the mirror and torments her family.
Blood of my Blood - A 300-year-old vampire named Christian is in modern day times. He is accompanied by his 2 female understudies that are also vampires. An evil Queen named Noir is out to build his empire or destroy him.
Tomorrow Never Comes - Dan is a relics hunter that has found a sundial from ancient Egypt. Natives of Egypt warn him to return the piece or he will be cursed. He keeps the piece and is stuck in a time warp that keeps repeating itself. His wife and daughter are killed in an accident, this is the day that he is stuck in.
13 - A serial killer is on the loose in the streets of Liberty City. A detective named Marcus is on the hunt for him. Along the way he is met by the C.I.A who has ties with the serial killer but doesn’t want the public to find out.
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Timothy Lasiter is the owner of a company named, Dream Catcher Publishing House as well as a published author of 7 books. He has a pen name of Sean Allen Poe, and Oteana Harris as well as other writers that are signed to his publishing house. His specialty genre is science fiction, but he can also write horror and other genres. He currently has 1 completed novel titled “The Boogeyman.”
His stories explore everything from vampires, monsters, to a little girl stuck in a mirror.  He has a vision for a TV series named "Up All Night," which can rival the "Twilight Zone" series from the 1950s. He now has in his possession, 13 short stories that could be easily be turned into 30-minute episodes.
He is also writing a script that is a docudrama, that is centered around the ancient Egyptians called "KUSH" the 25th Dynasty. This story needs to be told and it does not have a rival in this field.  
He has sold ebooks and hard copies of all his works, but now he is looking for the help of professionals to assist in reaching an upper level.
He now has over 400 downloads of his ebooks on Smashwords and all ebooks are currently for sale on Barnes and Noble, Amazon, Ibooks, and Kobo.
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Review & Wrap-Up:
 I love when Indie authors come to me, asking for a review or a blurb! It not only makes my day, but makes me excited to help get their names and works out there for others to enjoy as well! So when Timothy Lasiter came to me, asking for my review, I was elated for the chance!
Timothy sent me a copy of Forbidden Fruit, one of the short stories in his Up All Night collection. When I began reading it I didn’t realize that it was a short story. I wish I would have realized a little earlier in the process so that I could have requested a couple more short stories from Timothy to have more to go on for my review when it comes to his works in general. However, I did find Forbidden Fruit to be an enjoyable read all on its own.
I did find the story to be a little jumpy at times. You know when you watch a movie and can obviously tell that the scene was shot multiple times because a prop is clearly there in one frame, but not there in the next, this is the feeling I got several times while reading the story. I had to go back several times and make sure I was on the same page as the author.
Jumpy timeline/actions aside, the story itself was intriguing. There is definitely a mysteriousness to it that your brain is trying to process: who is this mistress; why are we focusing solely on her; what is this power that she seems to hold over everyone? All of these questions are present and keep you guessing all the way to the end!
Speaking of the end (without giving anything away), I think it’s a little unfinished. There is still an edge of mystery to it, which I like, but the ending feels more like the end of a chapter in a book rather than the ending of a story. I would like there to be a bit more polishing and finishing on this ending so it feels more like a cliff hanger rather than a guillotine.
Overall, I think if some editing were done to the timeline and ending, this short story would be one that even the KING of sci-fi horror himself would enjoy reading!
 From one bookaholic to another, I hope I’ve helped you find your next fix. —Dani
Dani's Score out of 5: 📚📚📚📚
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How Much Money Will Hugh Hefner's Wife Get?
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 How Much Money Will Hugh Hefner's Wife Get? By  
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The wife of deceased Playboy founder Hugh Hefner will reportedly not receive any additional financial assets.
Crystal Harris began dating Hefner in January 2009 and the couple were eventually married at the Playboy Mansion on New Year’s Eve in 2012. Due to an “ironclad” prenuptial contract, she will not inherit any of Hefner’s fortune, Us Weekly reported shortly after the couple married.
Hefner, who died Wednesday at the age of 91, estimated his wealth to be $43 million during divorce proceedings from Bridget Marquardt in 2009. At the time of his death, he was estimated to be worth roughly $50 million. 
Hefner’s assets will reportedly be divided among his four children, the University of Southern California film school and a number of charities.
Harris, 31, met Hefner in 2008 and the two began dating in 2009. She appeared in the final season of the reality show "The Girls Next Door" and was Playboy’s Playmate of the Month in December 2009. Hefner proposed to Harris on Christmas Eve in 2010.
In June 2011, she called off the wedding five days before the nuptials were set to take place.
The July 2011 issue of Playboy featured Harris on the cover with the headline, "America’s Princess, Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner," but the magazine included a sticker on the cover that read "Runaway Bride." Later that month, she appeared on Howard Stern's radio show to address the breakup, claiming she was "not turned on by Hef." Hefner tweeted that Harris had a "change of heart."
"I called it off because I didn’t think it was the right thing for me to do. It was mutual between Hef and I," she said. "There was no fight, we sat down and we talked about it."
Harris and Hefner reconciled one year later. Afterward, Harris apologized for her comments to Stern and said she and Hefner were excited about their upcoming marriage
“It meant more security, knowing that I am the one for him. There are always girls in and out and always the feeling of maybe being replaced,” Harris said. “He made sure I didn’t feel that way anymore and that was what the wedding was all about.”
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RelationshipsEiza Gonzalez Accidentally Shows Josh Duhamel Undress Behind Her In Instagram Video“Feel comfortable in your own skin. No one can take that away from you,” the 28-year-old captioned the video. ...                                                                                                    0                                                                                                                0                                                                                                                                                                                                
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Romance LiteratureRelationshipsSarah Ferguson, Prince Andrew's Romance Revisited After Duchess Calls Ex-Husband 'Family'Sarah Ferguson and Prince Andrew's marriage revisited after their reunion on Ascot Day. ...                                                                                                    0                                                                                                                0                                                                                                                                                                                                
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