Midnight Pals: Desert Planet
Stephen King: so i'm gonna go over to space coven tonight to tell a story
Clive Barker: what, the sci fi nerds? good luck with that
King: oh they're not so bad once you get to know them, clive
Barker: i do not intend to know nerds
King: look, clive, you know mary goes over to the sci fi campfire sometimes
Barker: i do not believe it
King: it's true! she invented sci fi, you know
Barker: mary shelley? OUR mary shelley? the queen witch?
Barker: she invented being a nerd?
Barker: oh steve
Barker: you can't expect me to swallow that whopper
King: it's true! edgar, tell him
Poe: steve's right, clive. she really did
Barker:
Barker: well now i just don't know what to believe
King: i know those sci fi guys are a little odd but
King: if you ever want to read a prose version of a mildly confusing math problem
King: i mean bam they're your guys!
Barker:
Barker: yeah well
Barker: have fun with that
King: you know, clive a lot of science fiction actually deals with important issues in today's society?
King: they really make you think
[at space coven]
Robert Heinlein: so once we space-stead Pinochet's Gulch on an asteroid, we'll be free from the tyranny of age of consent laws
[at space coven]
King: so in this story they invent a way to travel through space
King: but you have to be unconscious for it to work
Frank Herbert: i have a better idea for space travel
Herbert: what if you had to get really blasted
Herbert: let me explain my vision steve
Herbert: In a distant time
Herbert: And far away place
Herbert: The planet Arrakis floats deep in space
Herbert: Sky of three suns
Herbert: Land of precious spice
Herbert: The melange rush brought great houses at any price
Herbert: Then one day, a Muad'Dib appeared
Herbert: With powers of hawk, wolf, puma and bear
Herbert: Protector of peace, scion of the Bene Gesserit ladies
Herbert: Champion of justice, Marshall Paul Atreides!
King:
King: hey how many of those mushrooms did you eat
Herbert: so the important thing about Dune, okay
Herbert: is there's all this political intrigue
Heinlein: and worms?
Herbert: yeah yeah there's gonna be worms
Herbert: let's talk about these factions though
Heinlein: how big are the worms
Herbert: you're gonna love this story
Herbert: though its not as great as the melodic beauty & divine truth of the 114 surahs of the Qur'an
Heinlein:
Herbert: inshallah
Heinlein: why do you always have to put so much islam in it
Herbert: i just
Herbert: i just think its neat
Mary Shelley: [busting into clearing] sup fuckers
Shelley: who's ready for their weekly beating?
Heinlein: no! no! not mary shelley!
Heinlein: have mercy!!!
Heinlein: here, take all our lunch money!
Heinlein: just don't punish us anymore!
King: mary! Is this what you've been doing when you come to this campfire?
Shelley: [wailing on Heinlein] what? oh yeah, p much.
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Art by Frank Kelly Freas for The Green Hills of Earth by Robert Heinlein
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The Faculty (1998) by Robert Rodriguez
Book title: Double Star (1956) by Robert A. Heinlein
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Twitter has been re-litigating Starship Troopers recently so one of my mutuals requested a poster based on the WWII "This man is your FRIEND" series.
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When Usagi started reading "The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress" by Heinlein nobody paid it much attention.
Then the next week Usagi asked her friends if they were in some sort of line marriage like in the novel, and they started worrying she may want to put a giant railgun on the Moon.
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Starship Troopers promotional page from a convention in 1997.
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Just read on Wikipedia that Heinlein ran for California State Assembly as a left-wing Democrat in the prewar era. Any idea what caused his change of heart towards crypto-fascism?
Like a lot of people, Heinlein's politics were bizarre and internally contradictory.
An Upton Sinclair Socialist who became a supposed libertarian who was fascinated by Social Credit who also believed in the need for a militaristic authoritarian one-world government but also supported Barry Goldwater for President and was very in favor of both nuclear war and Vietnam but was also an anti-racist but also had deeply weird views about gender and sexuality that I really hope he never acted on...it's hard even to describe this as a standard "red to brown" ideological shift.
The only way I can describe it is:
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Robert Heinlein - Starship Troopers (USSR, 1990)
artist: A. Nazarenko
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“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.”
— Robert A. Heinlein, “Stranger in a Strange Land”
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Midnight Pals: Desert Planet 2
Frank Herbert: hey man
Fitz James O'Brien: hey
Herbert: so uh
Herbert: you got any more of that
Herbert: special stuff?
O'Brien: maybe
O'Brien: why don't you sit down and play some mariokart with me for a while
[later, at space coven]
Frank Herbert: [manic, nose running] so there's a special drug that makes you hallucinate so hard you can fold space
Herbert: its made out of worm shit and it will turn you into a salamander
Herbert: also they have to use the space cocaine to fly cuz computers are haram
Herbert: hey is anyone eating this san pedro cactus?
Jules Verne: what? no
Herbert: anyone mind if i…?
Verne: you know, frank, people usually process that before they eat it
Verne: you know to get at the
Herbert: [chomping san pedro cactus] yeah the mesaline i know
Verne: maybe take the spines out at least
Herbert: no no the stabbing gets it into your system faster
Herbert: everyone wants to own this drug
Herbert: cuz whoever controls the spice
Herbert: controls the universe
Herbert: shit, that's pretty good
Herbert: quick, someone hand me a pencil, i gotta write that one down
Jules Verne: alright hot shot
Verne: so you say whoever controls the spice controls the universe
Verne: well answer me this
Verne: this spice
Verne: does it flow?
Herbert: [desperately patting pockets] for the love of christ someone hand me a pencil!!
Herbert: so like everyone is fighting over arrakis
Herbert: to get the spice, you know
Robert Heinlein: yeah! Yeah!!! fighting!!! yeah!
Herbert: that's right
Herbert: POLITICAL fighting
Heinlein:
Herbert: ooo there's so much intrigue
Heinlein:
David Lynch: the dark in the deep, the eyes in the snail
Herbert: really? a movie of my book?
Lynch: the dark in the deep
Herbert: oh yeah it's called dune
Herbert: you know, arrakis, dune, desert planet
Herbert: and here's the important thing--
Lynch: the eyes in the snail
Herbert: exactly!
Herbert: NOT A DROP of water
Herbert: NOTADROP!!!
Lynch: the dark in the deep the eyes in the snail
Herbert: thanks for all coming to this screening of lynch's dune movie
Herbert: i'm sure you'll all-
Jules Verne: SHOW US THE WORM!
Robert Heinlein: WE WANT THE WORM!
HG Wells: WORM! WORM! WORM!
Herbert: everyone just wants to see the worm
Herbert: maybe they'll be more tuned in to my vision over at midnight society
[at midnight society]
Poe: WE WANT WORM!
King: GIVE US WORM!
Lovecraft: WHERE'S THE WORM?
Barker: SHOW WORM, COWARD!
Koontz: [banging pot] WORM! WORM! WORM!
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Art by Paul Lehr for Starship Troopers by Robert Heinlein (Berkley, 1959)
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Boris Dolgov - Our Fair City
(Weird Tales - January 1949)
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Robert A. Heinlein – Scientist of the Day
Robert A. Heinlein, an American science fiction writer, was born in Butler, Missouri, on July 7, 1907.
Learn more
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Vintage Paperback - Beyond Time And Space by August Derleth
Berkley (c.1950)
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