#Ranboo and Techno dont know but clingy duo and Phil do and they think its funny

[the-cooler-philza]

Thinking about all those DSMP DBH AUs and my brain is just screeching “Technoblade the android and Ranboo the human, except everyone thinks Ranboo is the android and Techno the human because they seem the exact same so the younger looking one has to be the android/copy” this causes problems lmao

#dsmp #mcyt #yeah Tommy and Tubbo are also androids and since Ranboo hangs with them everyone thinks they are androids together #Ranboo and Techno dont know but clingy duo and Phil do and they think its funny #Phil would be Human and he has android/fake wings on his back so everyone thinks hes just some asshole android thats flaunting #the fact that he can change his bodys appearance at will lmao #except hes just some random kinnie who had an accident when he was younger so he needed a fake spine and now he just has fun putting deco #on his fake spine so hes got them wings for funnsies #Technoblade is just your run of the mill security android except he has pink hair and red eyes #and no one knows why except for him #its because he met Ranboo and thought ''his hair looks cool'' and changed his hair to match the weirdness of Ranboo's hair #and Ranboo has weird hair because of an accident with shampoo prank meant for Phil lmao #Anyway I have thoughst on this au thanks

[strawberiitea]

[Infinite Deaths Anon]

I lived through the onceler aftermath.... I couldnt handle having to live through another oncelerification.

Pls tumblr free me. Dont make me live through it a third time.

... Also the immortals au is funny now because the characters canonly dont know what end portals are. I Do Not See.

(But only for this au, its too funny otherwise.)

Tbh fundy gets dragged kicking and screaming to the end because like. He deserves to play a part in bringing his dad back to life okay.

He gets to bring the dead back to life as a treat.

But yeah! Ranboo comes too as like. Help to find the chorus fruit because they have no idea which picture in the book is chorus fruit cause they cant read the labels.

(Sucks to suck)

They sneak through the end very carefully, because Tbh they do not feel like fighting a dragon. Its also really not hard to find the chorus fruit: they have a stack only after a couple of hours.

The other three ingredients are much easier to find: gold, something tied to the person being brought back, and netherwart.

The only thing They can think of for the something tied to Ghostbur is the blue, so they decide to use that. Ranboo definitely doesnt sneak a couple half stacks of netherwart and gold away when hes visiting Phil and techno for a week.

Its fine: he'll put back anything he doesnt used for the potion hes brewing with tubbo back after theyre done.

Tommy and fundy get put in charge and finding a good place to bring Ghostbur back to life. They also talk about the whole torture thing. Fundy accepts the apology because its the only time anyone has apologized for hurting him in a long time. Or at least it feels like its been a long time.

He hasn't forgiven tommy yet but Tommy tells fundy that its okay. He got to tell fundy he was sorry for doing what he had and he never expects fundy to forgive him for it.

Unrelated but pls send help: I've got attached to a dumb god au idea with sad sbi family dynamic and clingy duo supremacy. Its gotten to the point that I might as well make a sideblog just for that au.

Anon i love the way you're doing this au I'm deadass invested FUCK

And hnyhndnnd he apologised,,,, shit 🥺

And for that last part:

Oh?

#teaanswers