“Smack my ass like a drum” i say to the 7ft tall, 400 lb man. As he proceeds to send me directly into the sun with one minuscule smack.
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the way maddox tells EJ that her and ash are getting married goes like this:
maddox: [breaks into EJ's room]
EJ, raising a bat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
maddox, raising her hands: HEY ITS CHILL DONT HIT ME
EJ: oh. gadget. what the hell are you doing here
maddox: OH NOTHIIIING
maddox: JUST REALIZED WE'RE GOING TO BE COUSINS-IN-LAW, BRO!!!!!!
EJ: yeah yeah, let's—
EJ: wait. is that a ring
maddox: o yea me and ash are getting married
EJ: ??#?!%7/)!=/%%$!?!
maddox: BUT IT'S OFFICIAL ROCKET-MANNNNNN!!! [affectionate little punches to his shoulder, and when he gets over his shock, he manhandles her and gives her noogies ehehe] WE'RE GONNA BE FAMILYYYYYYY
(and EJ quietly says, in his head: you've always been my family.)
AMSJDHLSJXIDALSIDHDLAKSJDHDKSLAJDHDLSLKSDHKDJDJSHSKALSJDLALAJDHDJSKALALSKDJD
i am not okay.
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Prepare for trouble!
Make it double!
Graves and credence lurking about in shadow. Man, these two could be like the Team Rocket of Fantastic Beasts with a little more abusive/manipulative relationship. Mannnnnn.
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Rocket mannnnnn #movie #bluray #eltonjohn #rocketman https://www.instagram.com/p/B4ige-3nnBk/?igshid=r22flrrmj9l3
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*THINKS ABOUT THE ROCKET OPERATOR*
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“ROCKET MANNNNNN
SOMETHING DA DA DA OUT THERE ALONEEEEEEE----”
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