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#PERMIT OFFICE
kaipotato · 2 days
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today i saw a man in a store with a friggin teal shirt and cackis.
YOU KNOW WHO THIS MF LOOK LIKE?? THIS
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THE MINECRAFTVERSE OF MADNESS!!
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bannamilque · 11 hours
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he wants to ask you about your permits extended warranty.
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chuffed2bits · 26 days
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"I SEE NO GOD UP HERE EXCEPT ME"- GRIAN
(Of course Joel in Empires is a god!)
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'there was only one bed': mediocre, overused, boring
'there was only one chair': innovative. thrilling. endless opportunities.
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1001galaxygal · 1 month
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i NEED Grian to go full psychological horror on the hermits with the permit office. i need multiple layers of permit waiting rooms each that plays a more distorted and unsettling version of the please hold music as you go deeper, I need there to be a constant static buzzing being played I need the lights to flicker, I need grian to stand ominously at the end of hallways just to disappear behind a corner
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dramaticqueerio · 1 month
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The list of people wronged by the permit office is quickly filling up.
We have Scar who wants the mob permit
We have Joel who just wants to duplicate his permit so he can hang one up at his base because it’s pretty
We have Gem who wants the azalea bush added to the moss permit
And we have Pearl who needs to permit the stamps she is illegally selling for the PET post office but haven’t yet reached out to the permit office directly
Edit: this does not deserve this many notes wth
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ukiyoioi · 2 months
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unnamed-atlas · 1 month
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Learning that Joe has just been dumping his excess items in other peoples shops. Essentially restocking them secretly bc he's got too much stuff and isn't allowed to sell it himself. Is so funny to me.
I hope the permit office finds out and tries to come after him. What are they gonna do. He's donating items. He's not making any money. It's charity. I hope he destroys the permit office through sheer malicious compliance. I hope he gets exposed to Grian's backrooms horror movie bullshit in the permit office and goes 'oh. Okay. I see how it is.' And tone matches and ends up 10 times creepier than whatever bullshit is already happening in the permit office.
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honeybeebuddy · 4 days
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the poe poe!
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viriv · 5 days
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forkzu · 1 month
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joel loves the permit office!
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ignotusius · 1 month
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waiting room downstairs
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al3xik · 2 months
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Mr.Grian & Mr.GoodTimes
Hermitcraft S10 :3
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And second version
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:D
Im trying my second artstyle bc im bored <yeppie yay>
LIKES ARE WELCOME !!
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chuffed2bits · 1 month
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Three potential reasons why Etho didn't attend the charity event in person:
1. He was busy making his 10 minute gourmet sandwich.
2. He didn't want to be around Nerf guns due to WW2: "Sometimes feels like I'm still living it".
3. He was at Joel's house.
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mossy-chaos · 11 days
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THE CHAOS SNAIL IS ON EACH OF THE POSTERS IN THE PERMIT OFFICE
I love this
After a hot minute of not seeing the snail they finally appear again in the form of being on motivational posters in the permit office hehehe
just look at the little guy
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