#Ori's Royal Transcripts (Writing Tag)

[teniente-lesaro]

Dead Name

Tags: Everyone Lives Au, Trans Thranduil, Hobbit/LOTR, Dead Name Trigger Warning, Angst, Gimli/Legolas, Durin/Thranduil.

Characters: Gimli, Legolas, Thranduil, Dain, Ori, Galion, Thorin, Balin, Dwalin, Bilbo, Durin, Feren, Elrond, Galadriel, Celebrian, Celeborn, Oropher, Gil Gilad.

Summary: Legolas, Ori, and Bilbo are going through old trade transcripts and treatises of Erebor and Eryn Lasgalen. They keep seeing the same sindarin name again and again, so Legolas asks Thranduil who she is.

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Albeit a little boring at first, once Bilbo had found the meeting transcripts, searching the archives became very entertaining.

Ori and Bilbo were both thrown into fits of uncontrollable giggles as Legolas tried his best to read the events with a straight face. The farther they went back the funnier it got. Someone had kept a long standing tradition of writing the best parts of meetings and events around meetings.

Durin VI flipped a table after the elf named Lumorneth called him a sewage troll.

Feren will be the ruin of our people, I swear. He just made a dick joke to our Monarch.

Durin VI was seen running the halls naked chasing the elf Lumorneth.

Durin VI was seen screaching and flapping his arms while the elf Lumorneth was found giggling to the side.

Celebrian warns the council of a large threat, Elrond was then heard mumbling, "I'll give you a Large Threat." before Celebrian slapped him.

After a mad search or nine days Durin V and Lumorneth are finally found, they had apparently been hiding not lost.

After shoving me down a flight of stairs, Feren is no longer allowed to drink wine in my presence.

Durin V and Lumorneth fell asleep together during a treatise meeting but no one dared disturb the adorable sight.

Celebrian and Elrond need to stop sucking face at every meeting! We get it you're in love.

Durin V nearly burned down the kitchens in an attempt to make Lumorneth a pastry.

Durin IV was seen screaming and clinging to Lumorneth as they rode an Elk.

Lumorneth called Galadriel Naneth and will no longer look anyone in the eye. Half of her face is entirely red.

Durin IV has been found swimming in the nearby lake with Lumorneth, both admit to shirking royal duties.

Celebrian and Lumorneth got drunk off their asses and can no longer speak common.

The dwarfling Durin IV has found Lumorneth and decided to live with her from now on, this will not do.

Lumorneth had been visiting more frequently and is running out of excuses for why, we all know it's to see Durin III.

Elrond threatened to cut Lumorneth and she responded, "Yes, Please." He's very worried now.

Durin III has given up after his 28th attempt at trying to ask Lumorneth for her hand.

Durin III and Lumorneth sitting in a tree. Isn't there a rhyme of men that goes like this?

Lumorneth hasn't left the side of Durin II in eight days. It's just a summer cold.

Lumorneth has dragged Elrond to this meeting, he doesn't want to be here. It's very obvious.

Durin II should sing less. We all know this. And yet. Here he is, singing to Lumorneth again.

No one has been able to seperate the sobbing Lumorneth from the dwarfling, it's been seven hours.

Durin shared a kiss with Lumorneth today, we fear it may be both their first and last.

Durin is stuck in another tree. You'd think he'd learn to not trust Lumorneth when it comes to trees. This is the twelfth incident.

Galadriel turned three dwarves' hair green. Then pink. Then blue.

Durin is once again teaching Lumorneth Khudzul. It's kinda cute, but she can't pronounce shit.

Durin has been reunited with the no longer tiny elleth. She grew from a mole hill to a mountain!

Oropher chucked a glass of wine at Gil Gilad.

Princess Lumorneth has attached herself to the Dwarven King Durin. All attempts to seperate have ended in tears. She claims that he's her best friend now. This is so cute.

Bilbo cooed, "I guess the elves and dwarves were friends once after all."

Ori and Legolas nodded, but Legolas rubbed his eyes.

Ori gave him a questioning look "What's wrong? This was adorable!"

"Don't you see though! This Lumorneth truly cared for and loved Durin, every incarnation of him. But that also means she had to live through him dying six different times. And after that! He never came back. I don't think I could ever live through Gimli dying. She's was so strong. Who was she?" Legolas looked at the other two but they both shrugged.

Bilbo spoke, "We know as much as you. She was a princess..... We should ask your father! He'll definitely know!"

The trio stood quickly, nearly tripping over each other in haste to get to the dinning hall. In said haste they didn't think about people being moving obstacles, so Ori ran into Dwalin so hard they both fell over, and Legolas followed until they were a mess of limbs. Bilbo, being as old as he was, simple laughed as he hobbled past them.

The other occupants of the room stared in silence before many of them started giggling. Thorin, the worry wart, immediately started assisting Bilbo to his destination, while Dain guffawed. You could even see a hint of a smile behind Thranduil's hand.

Once everyone untangled themselves, with the help of Gimli, they all eagerly say down in front of Thranduil and Bilbo unrolled one of the transcript scrolls.

"We had a couple question for you, King Thranduil. First, I'd like to know who wrote these notes and second, we'd like to know who the Princess was." Ori and Legolas nodded quickly in agreement.

Both King Dain and King Thranduil looked at the scroll, but Thranduil was the first to smile.

"Galion. He wrote this, I recognize his sarcasm and penmanship. And the princess....?" he paused searching the document.

"Lumorneth!" Ori chimed in only to watched Thranduil's eyes widen in fear. His back straightened and he gave a cold response. "She was the daughter of Oropher. She's dead now."

The dwarves all stiffened but Bilbo and Legolas nodded in understanding.

Thranduil frowned and his eyes watered. He opened his mouth, then shut it again before standing a walking out of the hall.

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