#Or some bullshit equivalent

[ganondoodle]

me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)

nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-

#ganondoodles talks #ganondoodles rants #zelda #totk #im just fucking!!!! at my limit!!!! #what the fuck do you mean #the calamity is the equivalent of ganondorfs farts trying to wake himself up and you say lololo is gone so the techs gone #then why do some parts still exist huh??????? #fuyking clowns #all the threads leading organically into another game WOOOP NOPE CUT THEM ALL WE DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE IT MEANING LOL #what is ancient energy and whys there a big concetration under these regions including hyrule castle? oh my god is it bc gan is there an- #NOPE forget we ever said that haha lol lmao even #can you really blame me for feeling like im being laughed at #like totk is mocking me bc i care about botw and thought theyd take up the interesting things they set up in it to expand upon??? #and no instead they backpedal like oh no we accidentally made it seem interesting quick get the iron out we need to FLATTEN this bitch #and they keep making it WORSE by insisting that its totally 1000% a direct sequel #just fucking say its some alternative bullshit again #i am begging them to let soemone else direct the next game #bc when the guy makes accidentally good lore he needs to immedaitely flatten all the good stuff when it comes to a sequel apparently

[terristre]

I know request says closed but I just wanted to tell you that we’ll finally be getting the Glorious Masquerade event this month. Any thought pookie? You excited?

I AM COUNTING DOWN THE DAYS til i can bully this man 💥🥊

#‼️‼️‼️‼️NEVER BE AFRAID TO COME INTO MY ASKBOX TO TALK ABOUT RANDOM BULLSHIT!!!!! IM LOVE YOU FOREVER 🥺 #this doesnt count as a request bc no one would ask for nightmare sexy pinup malleus #anyhow. idk if youve noticed but i go pretty hard with religious themes with some of my ocs (hi covered mirrors in october day 1 👋) #& a good amount of my art outside The Sillies is crazy illustration stuff that goes HARD on symbolism & themes #so like. needless to say im VERY excited to finally get my hands on this asshole LOL #actually my original direction for this was going to be a rollo & idia thing exploring the false equivalence of hades & the christian devil #(that also ended in a homophobe rollo punchline 👍) #ask tag #twst #yayayayy thank u for asking it always makes me so happy ^^ <3

[transingthoseformers]

Breakdown and Bulkhead being exes and there being so many emotions about that

Especially with me remembering the semicommon hc that Breakdown used to be an autobot, which considering how he's often a stunticon and the stunticons are in rid15 gives me the crack idea of

At the beginning of the war Breakdown left the stunticons to join the autobots because of his boyfriend at the time and him disagreeing with Motormaster, leading to MM saying he won't under any circumstances take BD back if shit with Bulk and the bots goes sideways

Shit with Bulkhead and the autobots goes sideways as Breakdown grows increasingly dissatisfied with his role in the autobots, leading to him breaking up with Bulkhead and him joining the Decepticons like he was "supposed to" in the beginning of this scrap

Well. Now he's an ex-autobot in the Decepticons and again the stunticons kept to their word as he burned that bridge, leaving him a tidge of a mess.

Enter Knockout, who's looking to take on an assistant with at least SOME medical experience. Breakdown fills this requirement because i say so and because i love nurse/medic!Breakdown. Breaky says yes because fr what the pits else is he supposed to do.

After a rough adjustment period, they grow close and the more familiar power couple KOBD we recognize and love ensues

In his wiki page tfwiki suggests that in aligned Breaky used to be a scout, actually, who was real super anxious before getting a frame upgrade in order to keep up his grudge with Bulkhead and this did wonders for his mental health from what i can see. This may be another reason why Breaky seeked Knockout out

THERE WE GO, TFP BREAKDOWN: AN EX-STUNTICON, EX-AUTOBOT, UNEXPECTED MEDIC, CURRENTLY KNOCKOUT'S PARTNER IN CRIME AND MOTHERFUCKER WITH A HAMMER

#maccadam #transformers #a bullshitted up mix of canon_ fanon_ and situations where you remember it's a continuity family rather than a single continuity #Breakdown deserves more love. ik he already gets a lot but like. more please. #breakbulk #kobd #tfp breakdown #tfp bulkhead #tfp knockout #knockout was glad to oversee his fiancé's gender affirming surgery (/hj) go well #unusual metaphors for dysphoria GO #how funny would it be if they actually do have the equivalent of courting rings but they keep them safe in their quarters #i saw the idea of courting rings being made out of a literal piece of their partner's plating and the symbolism is insaneeee #i love the idea of Cybertronian courting gifts and rituals that get practiced in a variety of ways or even not at all #some of this may be nonsense

[buttercup-barf]

Since I Pizza Tower'ified my OC's, I decised to lud'ify Peppino! He is now Gedepizhelya or Pizhel Zradet.

I feel like this is also a great way to figure out the aesthetics of the lud's clothes and whatnot, when applying them to such a simple design. And draw him as a human('ish...) being and not a cartoon, sharing some of my headcanons on him!

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #if i hear a SINGLE word about homestuck i am stealing something out of your house. #the equivalent to his war trauma/anxiety here stems from a series of terrible experiences when he was trying to become a guard i think. #dude hung out at an outpost and protected his village but a shitty mentor + series of senseless fights against unbeatable creatures and- #-general lack of mental strength got him out of that job. so he just became a baker and actually perfected the lud equivalent to pizza. #like a motherfucking CHAD #thinking of doing the rest of the cast. brick would be such a fun beast.. #i love making up/changing names into some random bullshit. it's soooo fun. i love my little world and the little guys in it.

[sageofanys]

Happy Fire Emblem Engage release day everyone!

#fire emblem #fire emblem engage #alear #i'm very excited for the kind of bullshit i'll be able to perform this game #also i hope this game provides some kind of apotheosis equivalent #fe needs more superboss-kind of shit

[optiwashere]

Needed to lay down and try to sleep for longer than an hour today, and in doing so I blearily looked at general fandom tags because I wanted to see silly fanart.

Instead I got hit full-force with reality of so much drama over the wildest little shit. I've been cursed with sight.

I have also never been happier to stay in my own bubble away from... all of that.

All that to say, I'm keeping this blog free of more stuff like this but holy fuck it hit me like a freight train. All this drama exhausts me and I don't know how anyone keeps up with it. I prefer to think of this place as the equivalent of a cabin in the woods, one where I emerge every few days with a few thousand words for people to devour with their eyes.

#personal nonsense #random fandom thoughts #these tags are deranged because it's very late here and I'm running on chunks of sleep no human ever should #holy fuck I knew people were going to be weird but watching a ~4 month speedrun of one of the WORST fandoms I've ever seen in my life is... #and now the weird VA shit I knew was going to be weird has gotten... weird! shocking. quelle suprise. #it's incredible tbh and I find it hilarious because I was playing over here in my corner by myself until then #I mean I'd gladly take weird shipping bullshit in my asks rather than some of the other weirdos that make it personal #but I'm beyond grateful I've managed to avoid that entirely I am blessed and my crops are watered #“I could never put another character with Character X because that gets in the way of Blorbo Y!” is a little cute at first #until you reach the logical conclusion of that holy fuck lmfao #on a minor note I'm glad I chose to stay away from the subreddits bc I peeked in and saw the equivalent of “I touched fire and it was hot?" #there is one person in particular obsessed with shadowheart there but is violently defensive of One True Wayism and it's insufferable

[till-all-are-fuck]

You don't understand, using "Primus magic" as an explanation for wacky phenomena in transformers fanfiction is the best and I think more people should use it actually

#'why did the energon melt that guy but give me super powers?' Because Primus is back on his bullshit #Primus turns around for 10 seconds turns back and half the population is gone and the other half is spread across space #'Shit. shit shit- uhhh..' *see some random human walk out of their house* '...Perfect.' #transformers #primus #transformers primus #tf primus #drawing out a prophecy at the beginning of time cuz he thought it would be cool and then it actually happens and he's like 'oh shit' #he sneezes too hard ones and the ripple effect it creates altars the course of reality for eons to come #Optimus sees him in his dreams and thinks he's being sent guidence and comfort #but it was actually just the psychic celestial equivalent of a FaceTime butt dial #he panics and makes something up on the spot #and stresses about it for like two whole years #I could go on

[cognitiveinequality]

Lots of people pointing out the absolute nonsense highlights from Andreessen's baloney-filled Tech-Billionaire manifesto (breathlessly recommended by Tumblr's rich hipster CEO ["he must be cool, guys... he went to Burning Man! In 2023!!"] ) but this paragraph sums it up for me.

#tech #marc andreessen #libertarian nonsense #the 'manifesto' document is the tech-bro equivalent #of Jerry Seinfeld whining on the Tonight Show #that ''college kids are too sensitive now'' #and ''you can't joke about anything anymore'' #like... no man #your shit is just played out #congratulations on not evolving with the times grampa #get some new ideas maybe #and quit crying that nobody is still falling for #the mid-tier bullshit you surfed to riches on 25 years ago #🙄🙄🙄 #cog rants

[troonwolf]

How can you tell someone is one of these white middle class people you speak of? What should i watch out for

I feel like this is sarcasm and I can't remember who I was calling white middle class people + tried looking through my blog but it's too far back or in between memes for my impatient ass to find.

With that said I'm pretty sure you're talking about my criticism on endogenics because I've called them that a few times.

Obviously not everyone in a group is gonna be white and middle class even if the majority are, but as someone who used to be in endogenic spaces I noticed a few things

Grand majority of them are white Americans

Grand majority are from middle class backgrounds

Grand majority come from fundamentalist religious (Christian) backgrounds and have religious trauma in connection to it but they outright refuse to consider how that may impact their perspective and beliefs today.

Now as someone who is no longer in the community but still observes for critical reasons, things are genuinely not that much different today. Where do you think this whole weird approach to mental illness even comes from, my man? Christianity. Unironically it's from white Western fundie culture.

Fundies hate mentally ill people. In fundie circles you're taught either to approach mentally ill people like they're special and somehow blessed, or that they're fucking possessed by demons. This is an attitude that persists very strongly in Western fundie circles. They don't trust psychology, they think it's all a scam. If they think there's something demonic about being mentally ill, they will perform exorcisms and many people over the decades have died due to abuse during exorcisms and other "cleansing rituals."

The "positive" outlook of mental illness isn't much better. You're still denied treatment, and now you have the burden of being a weird Christ-like figure to your family and neighbours, essentially suffering for "the glory of God" because they think your psychotic audio hallucinations are actual angels.

Many endogenics leave environments where this ^ is the norm, and though they have enough critical thinking and self-awareness to recognise that religious brainwashing for what it is, they don't realise or care that they're falling into the same trap as before, except with liberal-friendly language.

They don't want to approach mental health symptoms as if they're mental health symptoms because they're taught that's scary, bad, that it makes them broken, that the trauma and illness "taints" their system. These are things you can easily find endogenics saying for why they refuse trauma labels. It's not because there's any logical reason to refuse those trauma labels, it's because something inside them is averse to it. Scared of it. Because that's what they were taught. That mental illness is scary and makes you broken.

And so you end up with thinking like this: (all yanked from sysmedsaresexist)

All this ^^^^ Is about spirituality. It's about faith. it's about ideology. Even the stuff that isn't explicitly about faith, is still about faith, because that's how they approach it. It's not about data, or what's healthier, or even what's probable, it's not even about having a good internal reason for yourself WHY you resist trauma labels. It's about what makes them feel the best. Because that's how fundie religious backgrounds teach you how to reason- with belief, and faith, not with grounded reasoning backed up by data.

Asides from that, there's also the very middle class white person thing of appropriating other cultures and bastardising them for your unhealthy anti-science belief system. A lot of the time when I vaguely make fun of white endogenics it's because of that.

#anti endo #endos dni #syscourse #endo cult #tbh dude if you see someone obsessed with anime and tulpas they are most likely white #but in general all of this [spreads arms wide to encompass the mess of endogenics] #is the internet nerd equivalent of your weird hippy aunt who denounces christianity #but has just replaced it with a load of misunderstood and fake bullshit about how rocks have magical properties #it's the same anti-intellectual psuedo-science navel-gazing shit that white people always do #like white americans have no real culture #and their only culture is terrifying and tells them to whip themselves everytime they have bad thoughts #so they just go around stealing culture from everyone else #same shit with tulpas etc #actally I take it back the bit about white ppl having no culture #becaue every white person has the option to look into their ancestry and discover the roots of their culture before christianity took ove #but they would rather appropriate from other cultures and refuse reasonable explanations for things #most of y'all have some kind of pagan root you could rediscover but instead you do....alll this...

[opalsiren]

awards season is just watching more and more young women fall victim to buccal fat removal on a loop

#insert mandatory bodily autonomy disclaimer here #anyway me and my fat cheeks will be here until cHeRuB cHeEkS or some bullshit equivalent is the new plastic surgery trend #.txt

[bihet-dragonize]

Obligatory "When the 'ai art' convo leads to IP wars which eventually lead to art styles being copywritten by mega corporations I'm going to laugh at all of you idiots" post

#y'all we did this a decade ago with digital art #i can't wait lmao #like bestie your brain does everything that the ai does but slower #you are the ai but y'all are operating on some fmab 'what is equivalent to a soul' bullshit #like people haven't been ripping art from the internet for decades #absolutely insane y'all are SO dumb

[ichika39-ln]

I'm Ichikamaxing right now. I memoryholed my middle school years due to social issues so fucking badly that I don't even remember which years I was in middle school for.

#I made a joke here but actually I want to kill myself. #All I can remember about it is that first I had a really bad friendship and then in the final year I had no friends at all #I want to die #Why am I just Ichika #This shit literally sucks ass?? #Every time I get into one of my Moods I just cry about L/n for half an hour? #Recently I tried to fix a relationship using techniques on the basis of me being able to 'Ichika and Saki to Shiho in main story' it #Then that didn't work so I had a meltdown about just how delusional of me it was to think that I could do the same thing #And it was founded on the idea that the Saki in the equation is my friend at the time #He's not Saki. Never has been. He's just some stupid fucking overgrown lizard. To call him Saki is a disgrace to her memory. #Yet everything I did with him was on the basis that I could pretend he's like a Saki equivalent. He used to be so fucking similar. #The entire reason I identified with Ichi/Icchan in his presence was dumb copium bullshit in that vein. #On one of my worst days I painted a little IchiSaki picture at a school event and it had kind of made me feel better. #And he dropped me for his boyfriend #That's how I knew he's actually nothing like Saki. Saki would never do that to someone who carried her on their back during such dark times. #And that like. Ruined me I guess.

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

obviously Lilo and Nani are the supreme sister relationship in every way but Frozen does have one (1) use and that is making me think about Charles and Honoria and start sobbing and wailing

[through tears] I know it’s cringe but. They...........

#Charles Emerson Winchester III #idc Charles deserves a little castle to go be Wells For Boys in. needs a little creature friend too. I vote for. little clock :) #now what would his ice equivalent be with which he can wreck havoc upon Boston #[gasp] THE MOLASSES............. #we have truly entered a new era of stupid bullshit on this blog #Starky's Original Posts #Starky's text posts #MASH #some slight context perhaps for the previous post lol

[sulevinen]

the sizes on women’s clothing are dumb as fuck and for what

#size 40 is like. equivalent to S #fucking bullshit #and then some size 40’s are equivalent to L or XL #makes no sense #🫧

[maximum-sand]

Commissions open for August

I'm gonna need to open commissions because I'm incurring in HUGE amounts of expenses for the last chapter of The Hayseed Knight and I can't risk twitter dying first. There's not enough people following me in this here tumblr to cope with that.

I'm accepting SFW and NSFW comms at the moment. You can request a slot filling this form!

#I draw your OCs so I can afford to voice my OCs this is some FMA equivalent exchange bullshit #commissions

[lesbian-choso]

I never do understand those posts that I see circulate that are supposed to be like supporting mentally ill ppl but it just boils down to OP saying that you should get a grip. Like no actually I’ll just murder you but thanks for the advice.

#i remember seeing one a while ago that was like ‘thinking you’re the worst is just egocentric’ or some bullshit. like if someone ever said #that to me I would be sent to prison for assault. like how do you think it helps anyone by saying their #misery is equivalent to having a jerk off. like who actually benefits from that