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#Odysseus’s journey back to Ithaca is how me trying to get my sleep schedule back on track is going
phantomdecibel · 1 year
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Me desperately beating back Epic: the musical with a mop as it persistently scuttles towards me: Leave. Me. Alone. I. Don’t. Have. Time. For. Your. Nonsense-
Epic:the musical, picking me up and fucking eating me alive: :) its just an infant :) it’s just a boy :) what sort of threat does he pose :) that I cannot avoid? :) if you don’t end him now :) you’ll have no one left to save :) you can say goodbye to :) penelope :) when does a man become a monster? :)
Me as I drop my mop, sobbing: please let me go I have a family-
Epic: the musical: :) six hundred lives at stake :) it’s just one life to take :) and when we kill him our then journeys over :) no dying on me now :) defeat is not allowed :)
Me, still sobbing but now also drafting multiple animatics and painting sketches I’m never going to finish: goddamnit
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