He's not beating the allegations
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the nuisance of our language is stunning
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[heavy breathing] there’.s…peas……in there…..!
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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large
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Good news for @pinkisthenewscarlet !!
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“pillow princesses don’t do anything in bed”
Uhhhh let me stop you right there - I’m literally pretty??? I’m literally being pretty in bed? 🙄
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