#Nico: AND he was SHIRTLESS and HOT to play mind games on me!!!!!!!

[blorbocedes]

Hiii! Tumblr or my searching skills failed me so im coming to u bc u most likely know about this and i need to know too 😳 what's the deal with nico rosberg and michael schumacher? I think i've read sth about them that triggered all my alarmas. Is there some lore we should know? Thank you 🥺 ♥️

hahhaa you've come to the right place!

uhh quick background, nico was stuck in a shitty Williams for 4 years (George Russell coded ☹️) and got the merc offer -- where the implication was he was going to lead the team, and his teammate would be jenson button 😚

Instead it was 7 time world champion Michael Schumacher, who had just passed his fitness checks post Ferrari crash and signed a 3 year deal with Merc. Mercedes were still in their flop era and were trying to push the German car with German drivers angle. The news sent Nico spiralling cause like, what's he gonna do -- not accept a long term merc deal? But also how's he supposed to compete with the GOAT? He called him "godlike" and was afraid he'd manipulate the Merc team completely against him

Schumacher, according to Nico, played a lot of mind games. Michael is famous for terrorising all 10 of his teammates and now he had a petite German twink. list of crimes include making Nico pee outside in a bucket right before quails, and being... really hot? showing his six pack and for some reason that intimidated nico (alpha pheromones 🤨📸)

The comeuppance here is that all 3 years Nico beat Michael 😅 Mercedes actually even made an ad about it (to show they're cool with it)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2uE67arNYhM

Michael's German twink to mentor of choice was Seb who he adored (here's them pranking nico) -- there was always this underlying notion that Nico wasn't "German enough" (being half Finnish, and spending his whole life in monaco) Nico came into Merc bright eyed and hopeful, instead was met with a Michael who didnt particularly care for him, or thought much of him.

Nico also said he preferred Mika lolol to Michael, and considering he grew up around and was adored by Mika (finn4halffinn) it's not hard to see why

https://twitter.com/nicorosberg/status/723864441599614977?s=21&t=MshFwe5f1zRIbqcb7dPmww (here's Nico in 2016 posting the iconic Mika passing Schumi in spa)

Most interestingly (to me), is this excerpt:

Clarkson: Did Michael live up to expectations?

Rosberg: [inhaling] Well, no. He didn’t.

It's the disillusionment for me!!! To see a god shatter in your face!!!

We also can't talk about Michael and Nico without the iconic dankeshen ad, which includes a Mika cameo as well 😭 the crack 2010's ads were on..... we need it back

https://p1tstop.tumblr.com/post/679117011370049536/compliments-by-the-2011-mercedes-benz-f1-team

However their dynamic was, you cannot say they did not serve and slay. peak sugar baby/daddy looks

I will say when Nico talks about Michael for the vast majority it is very complimentary and respectful, and he kept track of Mick's karting/feeder series career and rooted him on (probably could relate to being the son of a wc with a famous name)

learnt many things from Michael, such as Monaco 2014 🫢

#blorbocedes ask #Michael Schumacher #nico rosberg #f1 lore #f1 history #Nico: AND he was SHIRTLESS and HOT to play mind games on me!!!!!!! #ok gay boy 🙄 #happy clicking thru the links

[ladylooch]

Swiss Moonlight [Lucie X Connor]

A/N: Before they were parents, Lucie and Connor were mighty frisky and needy in their first summer in Switzerland. Nico Hischier did what he could to tame them, but when the sun goes down, rebellious Lucie awakens from her slumber.

Word Count: 1.5k

Warnings: 18+ Content

Wrapped in the dark Swiss night, Lucie Hischier lays wide awake in her childhood bedroom. Curled on his side next to her, shirtless, is the hunk of American boy she brought home with her this summer. Connor Wood is passed out, exhausted, next to his rebellious girlfriend, who has been listening to the quiet house of her family’s home, waiting for the exact moment she is sure no one is awake.

Her father has kept them busy the last few days with hikes and boating and trips into town, just him and Connor. Lucie isn’t dumb. Her dad is trying to ice the two of them off after some hot and heavy moments he has almost walked in on in their first few weeks here.

Fine, he can play his game and Lucie will play hers.

“Con.” She whispers, wiggling up to press her lips on his slightly parted ones. He startles under her mouth, inhaling deeply then slowly opening his eyes. “Come with me?”

‘Where?” He mumbles gruffly.

“Does it really matter?” She asks, brushing a brown curl off his forehead. He brings a hand up to cup her neck, pulling her face to his so he can kiss her properly.

“No.” He mumbles into their kiss.

Lucie gets lost in his mouth, curling deeper into his large, warm body. Their tongues tangle together until Connor pulls away.

“Wanna know what you’re thinking?"

“Let’s go for a night swim. Just me and you. Without my sisters and Lio begging for your attention.”

“My needy girl. You know you’re number one, yeah?”

‘Mhm. Maybe you could show me now?” She tilts her head innocently. 

When Connor and Lucie get to the shadows of the backyard, innocent Lucie has evaporated. Rebel Lucie takes full control and she dives head first into her hot, gorgeous man. She is all over him, touching everywhere her roaming hands can reach. Her hips pin him to the side of the house as she kisses his mouth. Her teeth tug at his bottom lip, pulling it away from his teeth before watching it snap back into place. Then her teeth nip their way down his throat, marking him in the inky night for them to see in the morning. Weakly, Connor attempts to remind her whose house they are at. 

“Baby, your dad…” He moans as she sucks the spot where his shoulder and neck meet. A big paw grips her ass, sliding down her swim suit bottoms that Lucie has no intention of wearing into the lake. Lucie presses her breasts against his chest. Her nipples tightened from the slight chill In the air. Their tongues tangle together, tasting each others quietly exhaled moans. Lucie’s hands drift down to his board shorts. Connor pulls back.

"What are you up to?" He doesn't seem to mind though, watching her face with interested eyes.

"We're in Europe, baby. Things are different here.” Connor looks over his shoulder.

"At your parents' house?"

"They're asleep, look at the house." They both look up at the Hischier house, seeing it completely enclosed in black except for the light on the deck. 

Connor reaches for Lucie's top, undoing the first string, then the second quickly. He doesn't waste any time, leaning down to capture a perky nipple between his lips.

“Oh. Yesssss.” Lucie moans immediately. She threads her fingers through his hair, tugging at his brown curls, panting at how good his mouth feels tonight. She's been craving his touch for the last few days, desperate to sneak away from everyone so he can touch her freely.

"Missed tasting you pretty girl." Connor mumbles, kissing back up her breast to her mouth. The rest of their clothing is lost on the dock in quick, impatient flicks. Connor grabs two handfuls of her ass, picking her up to carry her down to the lake.

"I can tell. You seem happy to see me." Lucie says coyly, feeling the way he rubs against her wanting folds.

"You brave enough to take me on the dock when we get out."  Connor chuckles. 

"Always wondered what you looked like in the moonlight, pretty girl.”

Lucie is giddy as she feels Connor enter the lake with her in his arms. He wades in until Lucie's chest is barely getting wet, holding her easily in his arms between the water and her light weight. Lucie tilts back, dipping her hair slowly into the water, giving Connor a delicious view of her breasts. He leans forward, sticking his face in the middle of them, then kisses along her chest, nudging his nose into her left breast as he takes a small nibble. Lucie laughs as she comes back up, biting her lip at how sexy this is. It is exactly how she imagined.

"Your turn." She pushes his shoulders down and he lets her dunk him. He comes up, wrapping his big hands around her ribs and hoisting her back around his waist. Lucie reaches down, grabbing his hard length and stroking her fingers along him. The water is cold, but it isn't effecting how big he is. Definitely not the way it makes her nipples so hard they could cut glass.

Water droplets from Lucie’s hair collect on Connor’s chest then slide back down into the lake. Connor moans into Lucie’s tongue. Lucie strokes a bit faster, craving the way his hips gently nudge up with each of her tugs on him. He can barely hold back with how good his cock feels in her hand.

"How does me fucking you on the dock sound now?"

"So fucking good, Luc.”

"How does the dock sound with her dad on it?" A new voice asks. A new voice that belongs to her father.

"Um!" Lucie sputters. Shit, shit, shit, shit. "Dad, we were..." She trails off, cringing deeply and closing her eyes. How is she gonna get outta this one?

"Mhm, I really wanna hear the end of that sentence." Nico tilts his head at his daughter. The moonlight doesn’t capture the redness of his normally pale skin. "Connor, she can't speak. Wanna fill me in?” He says after Lucie fails to answer.

"No, sir.” Connor says clearly and quickly.

Lucie licks at her top teeth, then looks back at her dad, annoyed that he is still standing there when it was pretty fucking obvious what they were trying to do. 

"Luc, you know the rules. No swimming at night." Nico reminds her, like that is what this is all about.

"Yeah, when I was like ten." Lucie snaps back. 

"Get out." Nico hisses at her

"Then leave." 

“Sure. I’ll do that. Hey, someone had left some swimsuits up by the house, but you probably don’t need them so I threw them in the laundry room." Nico calls as he walks away. Connor and Lucie stare at each other in horror. It was one thing to come down here naked when they didn’t think anyone was awake. It’s another thing to do so after getting caught.

"He is the fucking worst." Lucie hisses to Connor as they watch Nico walk back up to the house. His moon lit grey shirt is stark compared to the grassy hill he stalks up. "Why can't he just leave us alone?” Lucie groans.

“Baby, I think you’re missing the point here. How are we gonna walk naked into the house…." Lucie sighs, resting her forehead on his muscular shoulder. "I don't wanna accidentally flash your little sisters my stuff."

“We’re just going to have to run for it I guess.” Luce grumbles. 

“Baby, I can’t fit all this in one hand.

“Then use two.”

“Well how am I gonna cover something for you?”

“Connor, let’s just… go fast.” Lucie sighs. 

So Lucie and Connor get out and walk back into the house through the same door they snuck out of, where they find two folded towels waiting for them, clearly left by her father.

Connor is so horribly mortified by the entire exchange. He can’t even look at Nico during breakfast the next morning, who weirdly acts like nothing happened. Lucie tells Connor later that was her mom’s doing. Lexi warned Nico that Lucie would run if he made a big deal about this. They fought her whole senior year when Lucie was running. None of them want to relive that again, so instead, it is a quick conversation between Lucie and Lexi to remember that her little sisters are still under age and she needs to behave or find somewhere else for the summer.

When Connor sees Lio later that morning, he is laughing so hard as his roommate recounts the story.

“It is not funny, man. I am fucked. Her dad fucking hates me now.” 

"I wouldn't worry about it. He knows it was Lucie's idea.” Lio laughs into his steaming cup of coffee. 

"How do you know?” Connor grumbles, playing with the wrapper of his straw on the black, wire table.

“Because even her father knows it's always Lucie's idea.”

#lucie x connor #lio & lucie #hockey fan fiction

[blorbocedes]

hi, hi!!! as the resident brocedes herstorian, i just had a few questions. i'm relatively new to f1, literally only got into it cause i saw one really compelling edit of lestappen on tiktok but then!!! tiktok showed me a brocedes edit and well i've always been a slut for a good tragedy, especially between friends. i think i have the gist of what happened between them but like are there any posts where it's been broken down into detail?? also why does everyone treat nico like he's the villain in this relationship??? and i guess my final question is what happened between schumacher and nico? i saw some people say there were mind games between them??? esp on schumi's end??? also what are these mind games every fic says nico was playing on lewis??? does lewis really not give a shit about nico anymore??? i dont know how many more sad tiktoks of brocedes i can handle 😭😭😭

anyway thank you for the work you do, i love going through your blog!! <33333

hello! for in depth brocedes lore and breakdowns click here (there's... a LOT!)

for why nico's treated as the villain by fandom click here

@manykinsmen also has very insightful essays on nico which is less brocedes focused but a fascinating read, highly recc his blog alongside @distantlaughter and @keepthedelta my nicologist holy grails

schumie era mind games lore here! (schumie was shirtless and hot! nico got hot and bothered as a twink! pissplay?!)

ultimately my, and everyone else's, opinions on it all is subjective. im not inside their heads I can't tell you what they're thinking, just my interpretation of it. and then you can have your own interpreting that's completely different from mine ^—^ happy clicking!

#blorbocedes ask #brothercedes