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#NOT THE WHITE BABY LAWD PLS
thesimmerella · 1 year
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List 5 facts about a favorite sim of yours, and send this to 10 simblrs whose sims you adore ❤️
Omg thank you for this! 🥹🫶🏽 It’s only right we do my girl Indy (sorry everyone else lmao love you still tho, muah)!
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1. She was the first sim I RP’d with when I started out in… *goes to check* 2017??!!?! Lawd. Her blog is still up but pleeeeeease don’t laugh at how she used to look or at my pics PLS I know it’s rough lmao. (S/O to all my OG RP folks from way back then)
2. Parts of her life and how she maneuvered life was based off of me, my life, and stuff I would/would want to do.
3. She’s a single dog mom to a white Bichon Frise named Mika, which she has full custody of since her and the dog father split lol.
4. Her traits are Creative, Loves Art, Outgoing, Romantic, and Foodie (all BG traits) /// Creative, Loves Art, Outgoing, Shea Butter Baby, and Daddy’s girl (BG + Custom traits). She wants me to make aspires to find her soulmate one day!
5. She’s a fierce advocate for color! Whether it’s her hair, clothes, makeup, etc. she loooooves color! To her, black, white, and neutrals are classic BUT a color really adds some umph! She has dyed her hair black, brown, blue, purple, red, blonde, and green so far!
Thanks for asking! :*
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chloeworships · 7 months
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There is going to be an upcoming important announcement made, regarding what? Idk 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Last night I saw a young girl no more than 4 years old in a white and pink dress 👗 being pulled away in Israel. She has a little stuffed animal that looked like a teddy bear 🧸 or a white rabbit and she was terrified 😔 I heard the Holy Spirit say she is missing from her family. Can someone pls find this baby 😭 I have a special connection with children and often they come to me when they are scared.
I was also shown an Angel in my home in front of our downstairs mirror pacing back and forth. All I could see was his Halo lighting up. He was thinking 🤔💭 It was AA Michael
My son woke up early this morning and he said he had an apparition of Jesus Christ with a bright red glowing heart ♥️ in his chest. He told my son to tell everyone he is coming. I told my son the heart in Jesus’ chest is referred as the Sacred Heart. Amazing! We both didn’t know that the sacred heart indeed was true. Other Saints have witnessed this. I am in awe.
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A few days ago I heard the LORD say “Eliminate them”.
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I asked for clarity because I nearly fell out my bed when I heard that. Then I was shown the Red Queen from Alice & Wonderland who consistently says throughout the film and novel “Off with their heads” 🗡️👀 yep so I’m delivering the message to whomever this is for. As I was writing this I heard “Islamic Terrorists”. These are terrorist groups babes behind this attack with a “twisted ideology and a wicked agenda” I was told by God.
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Scripture:
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I will record the other messages and dreams soon.
Stay safe…. please. I love you ♥️
Ps. I was shown “forewarned”.
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Also…
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I almost forgot to share this vision:
I saw a river of blood 🩸 with fire 🔥 running down like the river Nile in Egypt except this was in Israel. The fire to me represents God and his fiery angels. This war will be brutal and it’s going to impact Egypt 🇪🇬 in a major way FYI.
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Lawd I hope someone listens 😭😢 because look what I found ⤵️
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I’d warn Egypt 🇪🇬
I’ll be honest babes as bad as this was, the initial attack was suppose to be far worse. I am 100% certain these attackers had planned something in the West Bank but were deterred so Israel 🇮🇱 wasn’t completely oblivious THANK GOD. Recall the Cowboys in the dream represented the WEST but so did the White Tiger, which in both Chinese and Japanese mythology represents the WEST. This to me represents the WEST BANK. Recall the animals turned away and ran back towards me in the dream. The LORD wanted me to mention this.
UPDATE:
Hostages could be executed
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zeeroweenies · 2 years
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hanma ran baji Nahoya Bonten mikey
When they got in jail and you visit him WITH HIS REAL BABY 😒😒😒
Link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YxPdXumGrFI
I HATE YOU SKSKS
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dreamyjoons · 3 years
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hello, sending in a request for third weekend: oc being a switch in bed and having joon on his hand and knees while she milks him away giving the best orgasm ever for which he didn’t agree at first. oooh lotsa nicknames from joon to oc pls if possible 🥺
thank you so much 😭😭😭😭 I love all your works i can’t wait for this week tho 🧨🔥🤯
Oooh lawd 👀 i like where your mind is at my friend 🥰 thank you very much! I think i knew what you were going for and i tried hahah, i hope you enjoy this. also god this gif ends me... oui sir, oui
W: 1.5k (eep babyyyy!)
18+: swearing, oral, handjobs. Consentual fun times!
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“That’s it, little bird. Give it all to me.”
Namjoon presses a harder kiss to the inside of your thighs as he pumps his fingers inside of you.
You lay in your bed with his head between your legs as he fingers you higher and higher until you’re seeing stars.
His lips move back to your clit, rolling the sensitive bud under his tongue. Soon you’re bucking your hips into his face, his fingers curling inside of you.
“Joonie, Joonie please...”
You slam your head back into the mattress, unable to keep your eyes on him any longer.
“Use your words, love. Tell me.”
“Wanna cum... please?” You whimper. You feel him laugh against you, the vibrations adding to the overwhelming sensation.
“Cum, then.”
You didn’t need to be told twice.
With a few final pumps you cum, fingers and toes curling into whatever you can get hold of as Namjoon works your through your high.
He keeps his tongue pressed to you until you start twitching, the overstimulation making you whine. With a few final kisses and a kitten lick for good measure, Namjoon playfully slaps your thigh and crawls up to peck your lips.
“You like being my good little sub sometimes, right? You can admit it.”
You laugh at him, slapping him in the chest and rolling your eyes. He grins down at you, dimple popping in his cheek as his dark eyes meet yours.
“It’s definitely not the worst thing in the world. But i like being able to take back control too. My turn.”
You place your hand on his shoulder and with a gentle shove he falls back onto the bed beside you. You catch the shock on his face as he falls, the power of manoeuvring the big man already going to your head.
“It’s my turn to make you feel good. Come here.”
“Y/N, you don’t have to, love.”
“I know, I want to.”
A soft smile crosses his features, those dimplee you so love popping out at you.
“Crawl to me.” You smirk, heart fluttering with how soft he looks.
He looks slightly perplexed but does as he’s told, moving towards you across the bed before pressing his lips to yours.
You let your fingers trail across his shoulders before heading down his back, tracing the muscle definition and the dips in his skin.
He shivers at your touch making you smirk into the kiss. You pull away, excitement thrumming in you.
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“Stay like that. You’re in a perfect position for me to reach you.”
“I- what?”
You shuffle to his side, once again drifting your fingers across his skin. Gently flowing them down his ribs and across his hipbone before stopping just above his already half-hard shaft.
Letting your fingernails ever so softly drag across the top of where he wait for you, you put your hand on his chin and turn him back to you.
“Are you gonna be good for me now, Joonie?” You ask, running a knuckle down his shaft so lightly that it barely touches him.
He gasps at the sparing contact, his eyelids slamming shut.
“You remember our safeword, yes?”
“Bonsai.”
“Good.”
“But this is not how Isaw myself getting off. On all fours being milked like a cow.”
“Don’t knock it babe, you never know.” You wink at him before lowering your lips to his back, kissing your way up his spine.
His rebuttal is lost to the aether as he arches into your kisses, and you keep them coming as you wait for him to finally relax.
Once he’s putty in your hands, you move to take hold of his cock, gentle and featherlight as you begin to get a feel for him at this angle.
His breathing stops as you touch him, the drag of your fingers agonisingly slow. You take your hand off his and he groans.
“Spit.” You hold your hand out in front of his mouth, expectant eyebrows raised.
Namjoon stammers before complying, and can only splutter when you spit too before moving your hand back to his length.
Starting at his base you take a good grip and run your hand down his cock firmly, slick coating him. Satisfied, you begin the real work.
You begin to put a twist in your pumps of him. Still laboriously slow and teasing, but with just enough edge to get him breathless.
With his entire focus locked into your hand, you start the kisses again, dotting them up his back. Every now and then you’d give him a little bite, just to keep him grounded and not solely focused on his pleasure.
Namjoon practically purrs, letting you take your time to see what works best.
Soon enough though, he starts to get more needy, letting his hips rock slightly into your hand as you begin to rub him a little faster.
“Am I going fast enough for you there, Joonie?”
“No love, you know you’re not!”
“That’s no way to talk to the woman with your cock in her hand, is it?”
“Please Y/N, baby, please go faster.”
There was no denying that kind of request from Namjoon. Especially when he peppers so many pet names into his breathy moans. It’s how you know you've got him where you want him.
Sucking bruising marks into his skin you oumo him faster, putting more of a twist on your wrist as you reach his tip. You flicked his precum off his tip and stroked it back down his length, his arousal plain to see and hear.
It doesn’t take long before he’s fully worked up and completely putty for you. It was such a turn on that it was proving hard to keep your own hand off from in between your legs.
His words were turning uncontrollable, an ongoing lament as his hips thrust wildly against your hand. He was reaching higher and higher, and soon you know he was going to let loose.
“No no, fuck!”
You heard the words and immediately let go on him, releasing your teeth from his shoulder.
“Safeword?”
You’re barely free of him when his large hand is on yours, pressing it back between his legs to his cock.
“Fuck no, shit baby, keep fucking going. No, as in ‘no I can’t believe this is making me feel so good’. I hate being fucking wrong sometimes.”
Wrapping both of your hands around him fully, he picks his hips back up to pace to make up for lost time. He quashes your worries quickly, happy to be proved right yet again when it comes to getting Namjoon off. But that doesn’t mean he’s always going to get his way.
He releases your hand, and you decide to slacken your grip so that he could get no more friction.
He spins back to look at you, betrayal written plain across his features. You could see sweat building on his face, the beads speeding past the tiny freckles that you adore so much.
“Why- stopped?” He gasps, eyes imploring yours to keep going.
“You may still want this Joon, but I’m in control.”
His eyes scrunch as he tries to compose himself, but with his shivers of anticipation you could tell how much he was struggling to not bring himself to orgasm on his own. But with you in charge he wouldn’t. You’d find other ways to make him suffer.
“Love please, I’m desperate.”
“Oh, I know you are.”
“Please!”
“Please what?”
“Please, let me cum Y/N.”
Loudly you hum, deliberately taking your time as you weigh up his words. Namjoon lets out a whine, a noise you so rarely hear from him it’s hard to hold back a smile.
Gripping him once again, you start jerking his throbbing cock. You matched the speed you were at before, tugging and meeting the thrust of his hips and the incandescent moans he lets out.
“Y/N please!”
“Cum for me, Joonie.”
With a playful nip to his shoulder blade and a few more thrusts into your tightly-formed fist he finally reaches his orgasm.
His hips buck wildy and his back arches, the most guttural moans you had ever heard forcing out of his body.
Ropes of cum leave him, covering the sheets and his body convulses through his orgasm. His fingers scrunch so tightly in the sheets that his knuckles go white, and beads of sweat now drip freely down his face.
When he finally begins to come down you help ease him back, releasing his already softening cock and guiding him back to the pillows.
He pulls you into his arms as he catches his breath back, pressing kisses into your hair.
“Well… shit.”
“I told you to trust me, my cute cow.” You laugh, settling comfily on his chest.
“That makes you quite the farmer, little bird. We gotta do that again soon.”
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icechuksblog · 6 years
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This is a very hilarious Twitter thread by @itsunclestephen narrating how one of his girlfriends almost killed him with too much 'sex'. Read below... This is a story of how one babe wanted to kill me with sexual enjoyment.Brothers, stay woke.Forget forming coitus Jagaban and Igodo part 1: conqueror of the evil forest.There are some babes you'll Jam, you sef go believe.Issa Thread — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 It is sad, that like my last thread, this one also begins with Progress.I was in my room, in final year, when he comes in and says we should go hangout and drink because "you know. No beer in heaven — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Baba had invited a babe and she was coming with her friend (private uni babe on hols) whom he wanted me to meet, say na my spec. I agreed when he showed me the friend's picture cos the babe was confirmed doctor's prescription and Lord knows I was not feeling fine — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Got to Eismann, saw the babe and Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!!  She was even better looking in person. I became worried like what will Progress want in return? What's wrong with the babe? Is she okay? But once we got talking, I was smitten. The babe make Sen(10)se. http://pic.twitter.com/2iUCNxXlD7 — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Up next you know the usual: follow up. Calls, pings[bbm was the shit then]. We were flowing like river Niger but babe was giving me mixed signals. Today, we'll be sweet and all, next day she'll be all ' new phone who's this?'?We liked each other. So kilonshele gan gan — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 One cool evening, we strolled to Love garden, picked one serene spot and I laid it all down."Why don't you want me? Is it my Big head? Don't you like me? Is it another guy? Tell me"All of this i said with the best 'why are you wickeding me like this face i could muster http://pic.twitter.com/S6BqIgNhFY — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Men as i was telling it all, babe bowed her head. You know when your talk don dey enter the white blood cells. I was deeply convinced my breakthrough was here. My miracle was on the way. That finally ?favour is my name?She lifted her face nd looked me straight in the eye. — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Men for like three minutes babe just dey look me for eye. I was afraid men. At a point, be like her eye wanted to be changing color to indigo.Ha! God abeg o! Na just small love we wan love which kind an eye for an eye staring contest be this?Next thing she said. — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Steve let's just be friends. You can't handle what i bring to the table. It's been a problem with other guys. Pls.My spirit man was like http://pic.twitter.com/T2MN0mHUiF — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I had not recovered 4rm dat 1 wen she said'For dis to work, tell me. Are you sure? Really sure You're great in bed'Hei? dis babe has touched the tail of not one but two Lions. Me? A sexual Vuga. An intercoursal IGODO? Mr all Night Long? Kai see questionIn response, — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I held her gaze for like 7mins instead of d 3mins she did. B4 speaking, i ensured my eye had changed to red [ her fada! All of us sabi form look] http://pic.twitter.com/hCJADA2flB — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Then I said something romantic, along the lines of I wanted her more than her body. Blah blah.yada yadaBut in my realest of real mind. I'm like U! Iwo! Ah! You wee see cameroon pepper.You wee smeh ya yansh http://pic.twitter.com/YarDQNU9gS — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 We kissedRelationship started.I had tried to form let's not rush things so it won't look like the sex was what i was after.But sis showed up at my house one weather for 2 day like Destiny can be delayed not denied.Enough of this waiting. http://pic.twitter.com/yD9FJeq11o — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 From kissing then came Bolaji aka B.J. she worked her black magic repete making me shed a tear like a child whose caprisonne they collectedI too returned the favor and ate a full plate of Isiewu. Amem somebody? EmemThen it Began. http://pic.twitter.com/CxQpMl7UfR — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I knew there was problem wen smtin we started at 10, by 4am, afta i had cum abi arrived almost 3ce, i realised madam had not even left her bustop yet.To make matters worse, tired as I was, small touch here nd there she did, it rose again.Homaigot!What a betrayal penis http://pic.twitter.com/a8Y7pguOop — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I was dyingBut babe kept riding me kpacha kpacha kpacha like those old ladies bicycle.To worsen things. Morning no gree reach. My village people ensured we had longer 9t shorter day, cos after wat seemed like 10hours of riding it was just 5.22Kee me plix http://pic.twitter.com/8S0GM7XwHw — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Later when we switched positions, Aunty was shouting. I'm cumming, I'm coming 4 u baby'Meanwhile me In my mind I'm like aunty I'm Going o. Going going gone too soonI could my headstone clearlyHere lies a man who died on Top[ nd world people will think i died a great man] — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Eventually somewhere close to 6am. We slept. More like she slept. While me I slept likeHei Gawd! I don leave dog go let the lion out. Correct simba and scar. http://pic.twitter.com/P004AH2mOO — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 7am hand don begin touch me. Her mouth heading 4 my nether region to christen me Bolaji again.FUNKE! I shouted.And dis my people was my life 4 the next month. Day and 9t.I go lecture come back; sexOur eyes jam; We mekweShe hear se. B4 you complete it as seconds; mekwe http://pic.twitter.com/vlOFCfvOnQ — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 We go downstairs go buy something.when we return we congratulate ourself with sex.We dey wait for water for tea to boil. We wait with sex.Babe had excess energy,drive,zeal,passion and ambition for sex like who drink Alomo plus monkey tail, the shoulder, heart and kidney. http://pic.twitter.com/qgXE9nKgBu — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Omo i was slimming down.People will see me like, man this your final yr project is taking its toll on you oh.At a point i was even praying to see my period.maybe madam will free meI'm like lawd pls.Let this bucket/Drum pass over me.I'm someone's shild for gossakes. http://pic.twitter.com/wPvKuzTVrY — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Babe even came 1 day like boo let's spice things up. Let's take weed.I'm like see your patience ozokwor village aunty face.Ogun! Of spice kee you dia!Ordinary feels lyk who took Spanish fly. Now u wnt 2 add weed nd unleash d full spanish animal kingdom ba? http://pic.twitter.com/0pJjO0b2YT — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Wen I knew dis nonsense mst stop was wen we went 2 fellowship nd topic was fornication.Babe looked so remorsefulMy shock wen we got back nd babe was like boo, kitty's back needs scratching.Ahn! ahn! the word neva scratch kitty reach?Kitty wen just come from church? http://pic.twitter.com/0nnxPowrl2 — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Afta a month and of everyday sex babe was finally leaving for school in a weekMy spirit man shouted a victorious cha cha cha igbo kwenuBut before she left,She wanted to do it everywhere nd way.People style, doggy style nd believe me tortoise get style; she showed me — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Man! when she left for school, after a while, had to hit her with the it's not you it's me line.Even Jaguda get Oga.I cannot cum and go and kee myself.Also called Progress like guy 4 your full life no ever say you see my spec again. Tueh! Animal!If you ever try am eh ? http://pic.twitter.com/Wu7PoGKcor — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017
http://icechuks2.blogspot.com/2017/12/twitter-stories-how-one-babe-almost_36.html
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icechuksblog · 6 years
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This is a very hilarious Twitter thread by @itsunclestephen narrating how one of his girlfriends almost killed him with too much 'sex'. Read below... This is a story of how one babe wanted to kill me with sexual enjoyment.Brothers, stay woke.Forget forming coitus Jagaban and Igodo part 1: conqueror of the evil forest.There are some babes you'll Jam, you sef go believe.Issa Thread — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 It is sad, that like my last thread, this one also begins with Progress.I was in my room, in final year, when he comes in and says we should go hangout and drink because "you know. No beer in heaven — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Baba had invited a babe and she was coming with her friend (private uni babe on hols) whom he wanted me to meet, say na my spec. I agreed when he showed me the friend's picture cos the babe was confirmed doctor's prescription and Lord knows I was not feeling fine — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Got to Eismann, saw the babe and Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!!  She was even better looking in person. I became worried like what will Progress want in return? What's wrong with the babe? Is she okay? But once we got talking, I was smitten. The babe make Sen(10)se. http://pic.twitter.com/2iUCNxXlD7 — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Up next you know the usual: follow up. Calls, pings[bbm was the shit then]. We were flowing like river Niger but babe was giving me mixed signals. Today, we'll be sweet and all, next day she'll be all ' new phone who's this?'?We liked each other. So kilonshele gan gan — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 One cool evening, we strolled to Love garden, picked one serene spot and I laid it all down."Why don't you want me? Is it my Big head? Don't you like me? Is it another guy? Tell me"All of this i said with the best 'why are you wickeding me like this face i could muster http://pic.twitter.com/S6BqIgNhFY — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Men as i was telling it all, babe bowed her head. You know when your talk don dey enter the white blood cells. I was deeply convinced my breakthrough was here. My miracle was on the way. That finally ?favour is my name?She lifted her face nd looked me straight in the eye. — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Men for like three minutes babe just dey look me for eye. I was afraid men. At a point, be like her eye wanted to be changing color to indigo.Ha! God abeg o! Na just small love we wan love which kind an eye for an eye staring contest be this?Next thing she said. — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Steve let's just be friends. You can't handle what i bring to the table. It's been a problem with other guys. Pls.My spirit man was like http://pic.twitter.com/T2MN0mHUiF — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I had not recovered 4rm dat 1 wen she said'For dis to work, tell me. Are you sure? Really sure You're great in bed'Hei? dis babe has touched the tail of not one but two Lions. Me? A sexual Vuga. An intercoursal IGODO? Mr all Night Long? Kai see questionIn response, — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I held her gaze for like 7mins instead of d 3mins she did. B4 speaking, i ensured my eye had changed to red [ her fada! All of us sabi form look] http://pic.twitter.com/hCJADA2flB — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Then I said something romantic, along the lines of I wanted her more than her body. Blah blah.yada yadaBut in my realest of real mind. I'm like U! Iwo! Ah! You wee see cameroon pepper.You wee smeh ya yansh http://pic.twitter.com/YarDQNU9gS — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 We kissedRelationship started.I had tried to form let's not rush things so it won't look like the sex was what i was after.But sis showed up at my house one weather for 2 day like Destiny can be delayed not denied.Enough of this waiting. http://pic.twitter.com/yD9FJeq11o — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 From kissing then came Bolaji aka B.J. she worked her black magic repete making me shed a tear like a child whose caprisonne they collectedI too returned the favor and ate a full plate of Isiewu. Amem somebody? EmemThen it Began. http://pic.twitter.com/CxQpMl7UfR — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I knew there was problem wen smtin we started at 10, by 4am, afta i had cum abi arrived almost 3ce, i realised madam had not even left her bustop yet.To make matters worse, tired as I was, small touch here nd there she did, it rose again.Homaigot!What a betrayal penis http://pic.twitter.com/a8Y7pguOop — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I was dyingBut babe kept riding me kpacha kpacha kpacha like those old ladies bicycle.To worsen things. Morning no gree reach. My village people ensured we had longer 9t shorter day, cos after wat seemed like 10hours of riding it was just 5.22Kee me plix http://pic.twitter.com/8S0GM7XwHw — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Later when we switched positions, Aunty was shouting. I'm cumming, I'm coming 4 u baby'Meanwhile me In my mind I'm like aunty I'm Going o. Going going gone too soonI could my headstone clearlyHere lies a man who died on Top[ nd world people will think i died a great man] — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Eventually somewhere close to 6am. We slept. More like she slept. While me I slept likeHei Gawd! I don leave dog go let the lion out. Correct simba and scar. http://pic.twitter.com/P004AH2mOO — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 7am hand don begin touch me. Her mouth heading 4 my nether region to christen me Bolaji again.FUNKE! I shouted.And dis my people was my life 4 the next month. Day and 9t.I go lecture come back; sexOur eyes jam; We mekweShe hear se. B4 you complete it as seconds; mekwe http://pic.twitter.com/vlOFCfvOnQ — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 We go downstairs go buy something.when we return we congratulate ourself with sex.We dey wait for water for tea to boil. We wait with sex.Babe had excess energy,drive,zeal,passion and ambition for sex like who drink Alomo plus monkey tail, the shoulder, heart and kidney. http://pic.twitter.com/qgXE9nKgBu — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Omo i was slimming down.People will see me like, man this your final yr project is taking its toll on you oh.At a point i was even praying to see my period.maybe madam will free meI'm like lawd pls.Let this bucket/Drum pass over me.I'm someone's shild for gossakes. http://pic.twitter.com/wPvKuzTVrY — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Babe even came 1 day like boo let's spice things up. Let's take weed.I'm like see your patience ozokwor village aunty face.Ogun! Of spice kee you dia!Ordinary feels lyk who took Spanish fly. Now u wnt 2 add weed nd unleash d full spanish animal kingdom ba? http://pic.twitter.com/0pJjO0b2YT — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Wen I knew dis nonsense mst stop was wen we went 2 fellowship nd topic was fornication.Babe looked so remorsefulMy shock wen we got back nd babe was like boo, kitty's back needs scratching.Ahn! ahn! the word neva scratch kitty reach?Kitty wen just come from church? http://pic.twitter.com/0nnxPowrl2 — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Afta a month and of everyday sex babe was finally leaving for school in a weekMy spirit man shouted a victorious cha cha cha igbo kwenuBut before she left,She wanted to do it everywhere nd way.People style, doggy style nd believe me tortoise get style; she showed me — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Man! when she left for school, after a while, had to hit her with the it's not you it's me line.Even Jaguda get Oga.I cannot cum and go and kee myself.Also called Progress like guy 4 your full life no ever say you see my spec again. Tueh! Animal!If you ever try am eh ? http://pic.twitter.com/Wu7PoGKcor — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017
http://icechuks2.blogspot.com/2017/12/twitter-stories-how-one-babe-almost_38.html
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This is a very hilarious Twitter thread by @itsunclestephen narrating how one of his girlfriends almost killed him with too much 'sex'. Read below... This is a story of how one babe wanted to kill me with sexual enjoyment.Brothers, stay woke.Forget forming coitus Jagaban and Igodo part 1: conqueror of the evil forest.There are some babes you'll Jam, you sef go believe.Issa Thread — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 It is sad, that like my last thread, this one also begins with Progress.I was in my room, in final year, when he comes in and says we should go hangout and drink because "you know. No beer in heaven — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Baba had invited a babe and she was coming with her friend (private uni babe on hols) whom he wanted me to meet, say na my spec. I agreed when he showed me the friend's picture cos the babe was confirmed doctor's prescription and Lord knows I was not feeling fine — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Got to Eismann, saw the babe and Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!!  She was even better looking in person. I became worried like what will Progress want in return? What's wrong with the babe? Is she okay? But once we got talking, I was smitten. The babe make Sen(10)se. http://pic.twitter.com/2iUCNxXlD7 — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Up next you know the usual: follow up. Calls, pings[bbm was the shit then]. We were flowing like river Niger but babe was giving me mixed signals. Today, we'll be sweet and all, next day she'll be all ' new phone who's this?'?We liked each other. So kilonshele gan gan — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 One cool evening, we strolled to Love garden, picked one serene spot and I laid it all down."Why don't you want me? Is it my Big head? Don't you like me? Is it another guy? Tell me"All of this i said with the best 'why are you wickeding me like this face i could muster http://pic.twitter.com/S6BqIgNhFY — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Men as i was telling it all, babe bowed her head. You know when your talk don dey enter the white blood cells. I was deeply convinced my breakthrough was here. My miracle was on the way. That finally ?favour is my name?She lifted her face nd looked me straight in the eye. — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Men for like three minutes babe just dey look me for eye. I was afraid men. At a point, be like her eye wanted to be changing color to indigo.Ha! God abeg o! Na just small love we wan love which kind an eye for an eye staring contest be this?Next thing she said. — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Steve let's just be friends. You can't handle what i bring to the table. It's been a problem with other guys. Pls.My spirit man was like http://pic.twitter.com/T2MN0mHUiF — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I had not recovered 4rm dat 1 wen she said'For dis to work, tell me. Are you sure? Really sure You're great in bed'Hei? dis babe has touched the tail of not one but two Lions. Me? A sexual Vuga. An intercoursal IGODO? Mr all Night Long? Kai see questionIn response, — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I held her gaze for like 7mins instead of d 3mins she did. B4 speaking, i ensured my eye had changed to red [ her fada! All of us sabi form look] http://pic.twitter.com/hCJADA2flB — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Then I said something romantic, along the lines of I wanted her more than her body. Blah blah.yada yadaBut in my realest of real mind. I'm like U! Iwo! Ah! You wee see cameroon pepper.You wee smeh ya yansh http://pic.twitter.com/YarDQNU9gS — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 We kissedRelationship started.I had tried to form let's not rush things so it won't look like the sex was what i was after.But sis showed up at my house one weather for 2 day like Destiny can be delayed not denied.Enough of this waiting. http://pic.twitter.com/yD9FJeq11o — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 From kissing then came Bolaji aka B.J. she worked her black magic repete making me shed a tear like a child whose caprisonne they collectedI too returned the favor and ate a full plate of Isiewu. Amem somebody? EmemThen it Began. http://pic.twitter.com/CxQpMl7UfR — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I knew there was problem wen smtin we started at 10, by 4am, afta i had cum abi arrived almost 3ce, i realised madam had not even left her bustop yet.To make matters worse, tired as I was, small touch here nd there she did, it rose again.Homaigot!What a betrayal penis http://pic.twitter.com/a8Y7pguOop — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I was dyingBut babe kept riding me kpacha kpacha kpacha like those old ladies bicycle.To worsen things. Morning no gree reach. My village people ensured we had longer 9t shorter day, cos after wat seemed like 10hours of riding it was just 5.22Kee me plix http://pic.twitter.com/8S0GM7XwHw — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Later when we switched positions, Aunty was shouting. I'm cumming, I'm coming 4 u baby'Meanwhile me In my mind I'm like aunty I'm Going o. Going going gone too soonI could my headstone clearlyHere lies a man who died on Top[ nd world people will think i died a great man] — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Eventually somewhere close to 6am. We slept. More like she slept. While me I slept likeHei Gawd! I don leave dog go let the lion out. Correct simba and scar. http://pic.twitter.com/P004AH2mOO — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 7am hand don begin touch me. Her mouth heading 4 my nether region to christen me Bolaji again.FUNKE! I shouted.And dis my people was my life 4 the next month. Day and 9t.I go lecture come back; sexOur eyes jam; We mekweShe hear se. B4 you complete it as seconds; mekwe http://pic.twitter.com/vlOFCfvOnQ — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 We go downstairs go buy something.when we return we congratulate ourself with sex.We dey wait for water for tea to boil. We wait with sex.Babe had excess energy,drive,zeal,passion and ambition for sex like who drink Alomo plus monkey tail, the shoulder, heart and kidney. http://pic.twitter.com/qgXE9nKgBu — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Omo i was slimming down.People will see me like, man this your final yr project is taking its toll on you oh.At a point i was even praying to see my period.maybe madam will free meI'm like lawd pls.Let this bucket/Drum pass over me.I'm someone's shild for gossakes. http://pic.twitter.com/wPvKuzTVrY — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Babe even came 1 day like boo let's spice things up. Let's take weed.I'm like see your patience ozokwor village aunty face.Ogun! Of spice kee you dia!Ordinary feels lyk who took Spanish fly. Now u wnt 2 add weed nd unleash d full spanish animal kingdom ba? http://pic.twitter.com/0pJjO0b2YT — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Wen I knew dis nonsense mst stop was wen we went 2 fellowship nd topic was fornication.Babe looked so remorsefulMy shock wen we got back nd babe was like boo, kitty's back needs scratching.Ahn! ahn! the word neva scratch kitty reach?Kitty wen just come from church? http://pic.twitter.com/0nnxPowrl2 — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Afta a month and of everyday sex babe was finally leaving for school in a weekMy spirit man shouted a victorious cha cha cha igbo kwenuBut before she left,She wanted to do it everywhere nd way.People style, doggy style nd believe me tortoise get style; she showed me — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Man! when she left for school, after a while, had to hit her with the it's not you it's me line.Even Jaguda get Oga.I cannot cum and go and kee myself.Also called Progress like guy 4 your full life no ever say you see my spec again. Tueh! Animal!If you ever try am eh ? http://pic.twitter.com/Wu7PoGKcor — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017
http://icechuks2.blogspot.com/2017/12/twitter-stories-how-one-babe-almost_68.html
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This is a very hilarious Twitter thread by @itsunclestephen narrating how one of his girlfriends almost killed him with too much 'sex'. Read below... This is a story of how one babe wanted to kill me with sexual enjoyment.Brothers, stay woke.Forget forming coitus Jagaban and Igodo part 1: conqueror of the evil forest.There are some babes you'll Jam, you sef go believe.Issa Thread — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 It is sad, that like my last thread, this one also begins with Progress.I was in my room, in final year, when he comes in and says we should go hangout and drink because "you know. No beer in heaven — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Baba had invited a babe and she was coming with her friend (private uni babe on hols) whom he wanted me to meet, say na my spec. I agreed when he showed me the friend's picture cos the babe was confirmed doctor's prescription and Lord knows I was not feeling fine — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Got to Eismann, saw the babe and Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!!  She was even better looking in person. I became worried like what will Progress want in return? What's wrong with the babe? Is she okay? But once we got talking, I was smitten. The babe make Sen(10)se. http://pic.twitter.com/2iUCNxXlD7 — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Up next you know the usual: follow up. Calls, pings[bbm was the shit then]. We were flowing like river Niger but babe was giving me mixed signals. Today, we'll be sweet and all, next day she'll be all ' new phone who's this?'?We liked each other. So kilonshele gan gan — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 One cool evening, we strolled to Love garden, picked one serene spot and I laid it all down."Why don't you want me? Is it my Big head? Don't you like me? Is it another guy? Tell me"All of this i said with the best 'why are you wickeding me like this face i could muster http://pic.twitter.com/S6BqIgNhFY — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Men as i was telling it all, babe bowed her head. You know when your talk don dey enter the white blood cells. I was deeply convinced my breakthrough was here. My miracle was on the way. That finally ?favour is my name?She lifted her face nd looked me straight in the eye. — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Men for like three minutes babe just dey look me for eye. I was afraid men. At a point, be like her eye wanted to be changing color to indigo.Ha! God abeg o! Na just small love we wan love which kind an eye for an eye staring contest be this?Next thing she said. — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Steve let's just be friends. You can't handle what i bring to the table. It's been a problem with other guys. Pls.My spirit man was like http://pic.twitter.com/T2MN0mHUiF — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I had not recovered 4rm dat 1 wen she said'For dis to work, tell me. Are you sure? Really sure You're great in bed'Hei? dis babe has touched the tail of not one but two Lions. Me? A sexual Vuga. An intercoursal IGODO? Mr all Night Long? Kai see questionIn response, — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I held her gaze for like 7mins instead of d 3mins she did. B4 speaking, i ensured my eye had changed to red [ her fada! All of us sabi form look] http://pic.twitter.com/hCJADA2flB — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Then I said something romantic, along the lines of I wanted her more than her body. Blah blah.yada yadaBut in my realest of real mind. I'm like U! Iwo! Ah! You wee see cameroon pepper.You wee smeh ya yansh http://pic.twitter.com/YarDQNU9gS — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 We kissedRelationship started.I had tried to form let's not rush things so it won't look like the sex was what i was after.But sis showed up at my house one weather for 2 day like Destiny can be delayed not denied.Enough of this waiting. http://pic.twitter.com/yD9FJeq11o — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 From kissing then came Bolaji aka B.J. she worked her black magic repete making me shed a tear like a child whose caprisonne they collectedI too returned the favor and ate a full plate of Isiewu. Amem somebody? EmemThen it Began. http://pic.twitter.com/CxQpMl7UfR — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I knew there was problem wen smtin we started at 10, by 4am, afta i had cum abi arrived almost 3ce, i realised madam had not even left her bustop yet.To make matters worse, tired as I was, small touch here nd there she did, it rose again.Homaigot!What a betrayal penis http://pic.twitter.com/a8Y7pguOop — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I was dyingBut babe kept riding me kpacha kpacha kpacha like those old ladies bicycle.To worsen things. Morning no gree reach. My village people ensured we had longer 9t shorter day, cos after wat seemed like 10hours of riding it was just 5.22Kee me plix http://pic.twitter.com/8S0GM7XwHw — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Later when we switched positions, Aunty was shouting. I'm cumming, I'm coming 4 u baby'Meanwhile me In my mind I'm like aunty I'm Going o. Going going gone too soonI could my headstone clearlyHere lies a man who died on Top[ nd world people will think i died a great man] — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Eventually somewhere close to 6am. We slept. More like she slept. While me I slept likeHei Gawd! I don leave dog go let the lion out. Correct simba and scar. http://pic.twitter.com/P004AH2mOO — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 7am hand don begin touch me. Her mouth heading 4 my nether region to christen me Bolaji again.FUNKE! I shouted.And dis my people was my life 4 the next month. Day and 9t.I go lecture come back; sexOur eyes jam; We mekweShe hear se. B4 you complete it as seconds; mekwe http://pic.twitter.com/vlOFCfvOnQ — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 We go downstairs go buy something.when we return we congratulate ourself with sex.We dey wait for water for tea to boil. We wait with sex.Babe had excess energy,drive,zeal,passion and ambition for sex like who drink Alomo plus monkey tail, the shoulder, heart and kidney. http://pic.twitter.com/qgXE9nKgBu — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Omo i was slimming down.People will see me like, man this your final yr project is taking its toll on you oh.At a point i was even praying to see my period.maybe madam will free meI'm like lawd pls.Let this bucket/Drum pass over me.I'm someone's shild for gossakes. http://pic.twitter.com/wPvKuzTVrY — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Babe even came 1 day like boo let's spice things up. Let's take weed.I'm like see your patience ozokwor village aunty face.Ogun! Of spice kee you dia!Ordinary feels lyk who took Spanish fly. Now u wnt 2 add weed nd unleash d full spanish animal kingdom ba? http://pic.twitter.com/0pJjO0b2YT — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Wen I knew dis nonsense mst stop was wen we went 2 fellowship nd topic was fornication.Babe looked so remorsefulMy shock wen we got back nd babe was like boo, kitty's back needs scratching.Ahn! ahn! the word neva scratch kitty reach?Kitty wen just come from church? http://pic.twitter.com/0nnxPowrl2 — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Afta a month and of everyday sex babe was finally leaving for school in a weekMy spirit man shouted a victorious cha cha cha igbo kwenuBut before she left,She wanted to do it everywhere nd way.People style, doggy style nd believe me tortoise get style; she showed me — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Man! when she left for school, after a while, had to hit her with the it's not you it's me line.Even Jaguda get Oga.I cannot cum and go and kee myself.Also called Progress like guy 4 your full life no ever say you see my spec again. Tueh! Animal!If you ever try am eh ? http://pic.twitter.com/Wu7PoGKcor — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017
http://icechuks2.blogspot.com/2017/12/twitter-stories-how-one-babe-almost_18.html
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This is a very hilarious Twitter thread by @itsunclestephen narrating how one of his girlfriends almost killed him with too much 'sex'. Read below... This is a story of how one babe wanted to kill me with sexual enjoyment.Brothers, stay woke.Forget forming coitus Jagaban and Igodo part 1: conqueror of the evil forest.There are some babes you'll Jam, you sef go believe.Issa Thread — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 It is sad, that like my last thread, this one also begins with Progress.I was in my room, in final year, when he comes in and says we should go hangout and drink because "you know. No beer in heaven — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Baba had invited a babe and she was coming with her friend (private uni babe on hols) whom he wanted me to meet, say na my spec. I agreed when he showed me the friend's picture cos the babe was confirmed doctor's prescription and Lord knows I was not feeling fine — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Got to Eismann, saw the babe and Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!!  She was even better looking in person. I became worried like what will Progress want in return? What's wrong with the babe? Is she okay? But once we got talking, I was smitten. The babe make Sen(10)se. http://pic.twitter.com/2iUCNxXlD7 — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Up next you know the usual: follow up. Calls, pings[bbm was the shit then]. We were flowing like river Niger but babe was giving me mixed signals. Today, we'll be sweet and all, next day she'll be all ' new phone who's this?'?We liked each other. So kilonshele gan gan — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 One cool evening, we strolled to Love garden, picked one serene spot and I laid it all down."Why don't you want me? Is it my Big head? Don't you like me? Is it another guy? Tell me"All of this i said with the best 'why are you wickeding me like this face i could muster http://pic.twitter.com/S6BqIgNhFY — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Men as i was telling it all, babe bowed her head. You know when your talk don dey enter the white blood cells. I was deeply convinced my breakthrough was here. My miracle was on the way. That finally ?favour is my name?She lifted her face nd looked me straight in the eye. — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Men for like three minutes babe just dey look me for eye. I was afraid men. At a point, be like her eye wanted to be changing color to indigo.Ha! God abeg o! Na just small love we wan love which kind an eye for an eye staring contest be this?Next thing she said. — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Steve let's just be friends. You can't handle what i bring to the table. It's been a problem with other guys. Pls.My spirit man was like http://pic.twitter.com/T2MN0mHUiF — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I had not recovered 4rm dat 1 wen she said'For dis to work, tell me. Are you sure? Really sure You're great in bed'Hei? dis babe has touched the tail of not one but two Lions. Me? A sexual Vuga. An intercoursal IGODO? Mr all Night Long? Kai see questionIn response, — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I held her gaze for like 7mins instead of d 3mins she did. B4 speaking, i ensured my eye had changed to red [ her fada! All of us sabi form look] http://pic.twitter.com/hCJADA2flB — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Then I said something romantic, along the lines of I wanted her more than her body. Blah blah.yada yadaBut in my realest of real mind. I'm like U! Iwo! Ah! You wee see cameroon pepper.You wee smeh ya yansh http://pic.twitter.com/YarDQNU9gS — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 We kissedRelationship started.I had tried to form let's not rush things so it won't look like the sex was what i was after.But sis showed up at my house one weather for 2 day like Destiny can be delayed not denied.Enough of this waiting. http://pic.twitter.com/yD9FJeq11o — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 From kissing then came Bolaji aka B.J. she worked her black magic repete making me shed a tear like a child whose caprisonne they collectedI too returned the favor and ate a full plate of Isiewu. Amem somebody? EmemThen it Began. http://pic.twitter.com/CxQpMl7UfR — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I knew there was problem wen smtin we started at 10, by 4am, afta i had cum abi arrived almost 3ce, i realised madam had not even left her bustop yet.To make matters worse, tired as I was, small touch here nd there she did, it rose again.Homaigot!What a betrayal penis http://pic.twitter.com/a8Y7pguOop — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I was dyingBut babe kept riding me kpacha kpacha kpacha like those old ladies bicycle.To worsen things. Morning no gree reach. My village people ensured we had longer 9t shorter day, cos after wat seemed like 10hours of riding it was just 5.22Kee me plix http://pic.twitter.com/8S0GM7XwHw — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Later when we switched positions, Aunty was shouting. I'm cumming, I'm coming 4 u baby'Meanwhile me In my mind I'm like aunty I'm Going o. Going going gone too soonI could my headstone clearlyHere lies a man who died on Top[ nd world people will think i died a great man] — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Eventually somewhere close to 6am. We slept. More like she slept. While me I slept likeHei Gawd! I don leave dog go let the lion out. Correct simba and scar. http://pic.twitter.com/P004AH2mOO — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 7am hand don begin touch me. Her mouth heading 4 my nether region to christen me Bolaji again.FUNKE! I shouted.And dis my people was my life 4 the next month. Day and 9t.I go lecture come back; sexOur eyes jam; We mekweShe hear se. B4 you complete it as seconds; mekwe http://pic.twitter.com/vlOFCfvOnQ — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 We go downstairs go buy something.when we return we congratulate ourself with sex.We dey wait for water for tea to boil. We wait with sex.Babe had excess energy,drive,zeal,passion and ambition for sex like who drink Alomo plus monkey tail, the shoulder, heart and kidney. http://pic.twitter.com/qgXE9nKgBu — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Omo i was slimming down.People will see me like, man this your final yr project is taking its toll on you oh.At a point i was even praying to see my period.maybe madam will free meI'm like lawd pls.Let this bucket/Drum pass over me.I'm someone's shild for gossakes. http://pic.twitter.com/wPvKuzTVrY — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Babe even came 1 day like boo let's spice things up. Let's take weed.I'm like see your patience ozokwor village aunty face.Ogun! Of spice kee you dia!Ordinary feels lyk who took Spanish fly. Now u wnt 2 add weed nd unleash d full spanish animal kingdom ba? http://pic.twitter.com/0pJjO0b2YT — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Wen I knew dis nonsense mst stop was wen we went 2 fellowship nd topic was fornication.Babe looked so remorsefulMy shock wen we got back nd babe was like boo, kitty's back needs scratching.Ahn! ahn! the word neva scratch kitty reach?Kitty wen just come from church? http://pic.twitter.com/0nnxPowrl2 — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Afta a month and of everyday sex babe was finally leaving for school in a weekMy spirit man shouted a victorious cha cha cha igbo kwenuBut before she left,She wanted to do it everywhere nd way.People style, doggy style nd believe me tortoise get style; she showed me — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Man! when she left for school, after a while, had to hit her with the it's not you it's me line.Even Jaguda get Oga.I cannot cum and go and kee myself.Also called Progress like guy 4 your full life no ever say you see my spec again. Tueh! Animal!If you ever try am eh ? http://pic.twitter.com/Wu7PoGKcor — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017
http://icechuks2.blogspot.com/2017/12/twitter-stories-how-one-babe-almost_32.html
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This is a very hilarious Twitter thread by @itsunclestephen narrating how one of his girlfriends almost killed him with too much 'sex'. Read below... This is a story of how one babe wanted to kill me with sexual enjoyment.Brothers, stay woke.Forget forming coitus Jagaban and Igodo part 1: conqueror of the evil forest.There are some babes you'll Jam, you sef go believe.Issa Thread — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 It is sad, that like my last thread, this one also begins with Progress.I was in my room, in final year, when he comes in and says we should go hangout and drink because "you know. No beer in heaven — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Baba had invited a babe and she was coming with her friend (private uni babe on hols) whom he wanted me to meet, say na my spec. I agreed when he showed me the friend's picture cos the babe was confirmed doctor's prescription and Lord knows I was not feeling fine — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Got to Eismann, saw the babe and Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!!  She was even better looking in person. I became worried like what will Progress want in return? What's wrong with the babe? Is she okay? But once we got talking, I was smitten. The babe make Sen(10)se. http://pic.twitter.com/2iUCNxXlD7 — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Up next you know the usual: follow up. Calls, pings[bbm was the shit then]. We were flowing like river Niger but babe was giving me mixed signals. Today, we'll be sweet and all, next day she'll be all ' new phone who's this?'?We liked each other. So kilonshele gan gan — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 One cool evening, we strolled to Love garden, picked one serene spot and I laid it all down."Why don't you want me? Is it my Big head? Don't you like me? Is it another guy? Tell me"All of this i said with the best 'why are you wickeding me like this face i could muster http://pic.twitter.com/S6BqIgNhFY — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Men as i was telling it all, babe bowed her head. You know when your talk don dey enter the white blood cells. I was deeply convinced my breakthrough was here. My miracle was on the way. That finally ?favour is my name?She lifted her face nd looked me straight in the eye. — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Men for like three minutes babe just dey look me for eye. I was afraid men. At a point, be like her eye wanted to be changing color to indigo.Ha! God abeg o! Na just small love we wan love which kind an eye for an eye staring contest be this?Next thing she said. — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Steve let's just be friends. You can't handle what i bring to the table. It's been a problem with other guys. Pls.My spirit man was like http://pic.twitter.com/T2MN0mHUiF — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I had not recovered 4rm dat 1 wen she said'For dis to work, tell me. Are you sure? Really sure You're great in bed'Hei? dis babe has touched the tail of not one but two Lions. Me? A sexual Vuga. An intercoursal IGODO? Mr all Night Long? Kai see questionIn response, — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I held her gaze for like 7mins instead of d 3mins she did. B4 speaking, i ensured my eye had changed to red [ her fada! All of us sabi form look] http://pic.twitter.com/hCJADA2flB — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Then I said something romantic, along the lines of I wanted her more than her body. Blah blah.yada yadaBut in my realest of real mind. I'm like U! Iwo! Ah! You wee see cameroon pepper.You wee smeh ya yansh http://pic.twitter.com/YarDQNU9gS — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 We kissedRelationship started.I had tried to form let's not rush things so it won't look like the sex was what i was after.But sis showed up at my house one weather for 2 day like Destiny can be delayed not denied.Enough of this waiting. http://pic.twitter.com/yD9FJeq11o — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 From kissing then came Bolaji aka B.J. she worked her black magic repete making me shed a tear like a child whose caprisonne they collectedI too returned the favor and ate a full plate of Isiewu. Amem somebody? EmemThen it Began. http://pic.twitter.com/CxQpMl7UfR — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I knew there was problem wen smtin we started at 10, by 4am, afta i had cum abi arrived almost 3ce, i realised madam had not even left her bustop yet.To make matters worse, tired as I was, small touch here nd there she did, it rose again.Homaigot!What a betrayal penis http://pic.twitter.com/a8Y7pguOop — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I was dyingBut babe kept riding me kpacha kpacha kpacha like those old ladies bicycle.To worsen things. Morning no gree reach. My village people ensured we had longer 9t shorter day, cos after wat seemed like 10hours of riding it was just 5.22Kee me plix http://pic.twitter.com/8S0GM7XwHw — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Later when we switched positions, Aunty was shouting. I'm cumming, I'm coming 4 u baby'Meanwhile me In my mind I'm like aunty I'm Going o. Going going gone too soonI could my headstone clearlyHere lies a man who died on Top[ nd world people will think i died a great man] — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Eventually somewhere close to 6am. We slept. More like she slept. While me I slept likeHei Gawd! I don leave dog go let the lion out. Correct simba and scar. http://pic.twitter.com/P004AH2mOO — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 7am hand don begin touch me. Her mouth heading 4 my nether region to christen me Bolaji again.FUNKE! I shouted.And dis my people was my life 4 the next month. Day and 9t.I go lecture come back; sexOur eyes jam; We mekweShe hear se. B4 you complete it as seconds; mekwe http://pic.twitter.com/vlOFCfvOnQ — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 We go downstairs go buy something.when we return we congratulate ourself with sex.We dey wait for water for tea to boil. We wait with sex.Babe had excess energy,drive,zeal,passion and ambition for sex like who drink Alomo plus monkey tail, the shoulder, heart and kidney. http://pic.twitter.com/qgXE9nKgBu — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Omo i was slimming down.People will see me like, man this your final yr project is taking its toll on you oh.At a point i was even praying to see my period.maybe madam will free meI'm like lawd pls.Let this bucket/Drum pass over me.I'm someone's shild for gossakes. http://pic.twitter.com/wPvKuzTVrY — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Babe even came 1 day like boo let's spice things up. Let's take weed.I'm like see your patience ozokwor village aunty face.Ogun! Of spice kee you dia!Ordinary feels lyk who took Spanish fly. Now u wnt 2 add weed nd unleash d full spanish animal kingdom ba? http://pic.twitter.com/0pJjO0b2YT — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Wen I knew dis nonsense mst stop was wen we went 2 fellowship nd topic was fornication.Babe looked so remorsefulMy shock wen we got back nd babe was like boo, kitty's back needs scratching.Ahn! ahn! the word neva scratch kitty reach?Kitty wen just come from church? http://pic.twitter.com/0nnxPowrl2 — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Afta a month and of everyday sex babe was finally leaving for school in a weekMy spirit man shouted a victorious cha cha cha igbo kwenuBut before she left,She wanted to do it everywhere nd way.People style, doggy style nd believe me tortoise get style; she showed me — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Man! when she left for school, after a while, had to hit her with the it's not you it's me line.Even Jaguda get Oga.I cannot cum and go and kee myself.Also called Progress like guy 4 your full life no ever say you see my spec again. Tueh! Animal!If you ever try am eh ? http://pic.twitter.com/Wu7PoGKcor — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017
http://icechuks2.blogspot.com/2017/12/twitter-stories-how-one-babe-almost_29.html
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This is a very hilarious Twitter thread by @itsunclestephen narrating how one of his girlfriends almost killed him with too much 'sex'. Read below... This is a story of how one babe wanted to kill me with sexual enjoyment.Brothers, stay woke.Forget forming coitus Jagaban and Igodo part 1: conqueror of the evil forest.There are some babes you'll Jam, you sef go believe.Issa Thread — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 It is sad, that like my last thread, this one also begins with Progress.I was in my room, in final year, when he comes in and says we should go hangout and drink because "you know. No beer in heaven — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Baba had invited a babe and she was coming with her friend (private uni babe on hols) whom he wanted me to meet, say na my spec. I agreed when he showed me the friend's picture cos the babe was confirmed doctor's prescription and Lord knows I was not feeling fine — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Got to Eismann, saw the babe and Blood of Nebuchadnezzar!!!  She was even better looking in person. I became worried like what will Progress want in return? What's wrong with the babe? Is she okay? But once we got talking, I was smitten. The babe make Sen(10)se. http://pic.twitter.com/2iUCNxXlD7 — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Up next you know the usual: follow up. Calls, pings[bbm was the shit then]. We were flowing like river Niger but babe was giving me mixed signals. Today, we'll be sweet and all, next day she'll be all ' new phone who's this?'?We liked each other. So kilonshele gan gan — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 One cool evening, we strolled to Love garden, picked one serene spot and I laid it all down."Why don't you want me? Is it my Big head? Don't you like me? Is it another guy? Tell me"All of this i said with the best 'why are you wickeding me like this face i could muster http://pic.twitter.com/S6BqIgNhFY — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Men as i was telling it all, babe bowed her head. You know when your talk don dey enter the white blood cells. I was deeply convinced my breakthrough was here. My miracle was on the way. That finally ?favour is my name?She lifted her face nd looked me straight in the eye. — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Men for like three minutes babe just dey look me for eye. I was afraid men. At a point, be like her eye wanted to be changing color to indigo.Ha! God abeg o! Na just small love we wan love which kind an eye for an eye staring contest be this?Next thing she said. — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Steve let's just be friends. You can't handle what i bring to the table. It's been a problem with other guys. Pls.My spirit man was like http://pic.twitter.com/T2MN0mHUiF — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I had not recovered 4rm dat 1 wen she said'For dis to work, tell me. Are you sure? Really sure You're great in bed'Hei? dis babe has touched the tail of not one but two Lions. Me? A sexual Vuga. An intercoursal IGODO? Mr all Night Long? Kai see questionIn response, — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I held her gaze for like 7mins instead of d 3mins she did. B4 speaking, i ensured my eye had changed to red [ her fada! All of us sabi form look] http://pic.twitter.com/hCJADA2flB — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Then I said something romantic, along the lines of I wanted her more than her body. Blah blah.yada yadaBut in my realest of real mind. I'm like U! Iwo! Ah! You wee see cameroon pepper.You wee smeh ya yansh http://pic.twitter.com/YarDQNU9gS — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 We kissedRelationship started.I had tried to form let's not rush things so it won't look like the sex was what i was after.But sis showed up at my house one weather for 2 day like Destiny can be delayed not denied.Enough of this waiting. http://pic.twitter.com/yD9FJeq11o — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 From kissing then came Bolaji aka B.J. she worked her black magic repete making me shed a tear like a child whose caprisonne they collectedI too returned the favor and ate a full plate of Isiewu. Amem somebody? EmemThen it Began. http://pic.twitter.com/CxQpMl7UfR — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I knew there was problem wen smtin we started at 10, by 4am, afta i had cum abi arrived almost 3ce, i realised madam had not even left her bustop yet.To make matters worse, tired as I was, small touch here nd there she did, it rose again.Homaigot!What a betrayal penis http://pic.twitter.com/a8Y7pguOop — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 I was dyingBut babe kept riding me kpacha kpacha kpacha like those old ladies bicycle.To worsen things. Morning no gree reach. My village people ensured we had longer 9t shorter day, cos after wat seemed like 10hours of riding it was just 5.22Kee me plix http://pic.twitter.com/8S0GM7XwHw — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Later when we switched positions, Aunty was shouting. I'm cumming, I'm coming 4 u baby'Meanwhile me In my mind I'm like aunty I'm Going o. Going going gone too soonI could my headstone clearlyHere lies a man who died on Top[ nd world people will think i died a great man] — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Eventually somewhere close to 6am. We slept. More like she slept. While me I slept likeHei Gawd! I don leave dog go let the lion out. Correct simba and scar. http://pic.twitter.com/P004AH2mOO — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 7am hand don begin touch me. Her mouth heading 4 my nether region to christen me Bolaji again.FUNKE! I shouted.And dis my people was my life 4 the next month. Day and 9t.I go lecture come back; sexOur eyes jam; We mekweShe hear se. B4 you complete it as seconds; mekwe http://pic.twitter.com/vlOFCfvOnQ — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 We go downstairs go buy something.when we return we congratulate ourself with sex.We dey wait for water for tea to boil. We wait with sex.Babe had excess energy,drive,zeal,passion and ambition for sex like who drink Alomo plus monkey tail, the shoulder, heart and kidney. http://pic.twitter.com/qgXE9nKgBu — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Omo i was slimming down.People will see me like, man this your final yr project is taking its toll on you oh.At a point i was even praying to see my period.maybe madam will free meI'm like lawd pls.Let this bucket/Drum pass over me.I'm someone's shild for gossakes. http://pic.twitter.com/wPvKuzTVrY — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Babe even came 1 day like boo let's spice things up. Let's take weed.I'm like see your patience ozokwor village aunty face.Ogun! Of spice kee you dia!Ordinary feels lyk who took Spanish fly. Now u wnt 2 add weed nd unleash d full spanish animal kingdom ba? http://pic.twitter.com/0pJjO0b2YT — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Wen I knew dis nonsense mst stop was wen we went 2 fellowship nd topic was fornication.Babe looked so remorsefulMy shock wen we got back nd babe was like boo, kitty's back needs scratching.Ahn! ahn! the word neva scratch kitty reach?Kitty wen just come from church? http://pic.twitter.com/0nnxPowrl2 — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Afta a month and of everyday sex babe was finally leaving for school in a weekMy spirit man shouted a victorious cha cha cha igbo kwenuBut before she left,She wanted to do it everywhere nd way.People style, doggy style nd believe me tortoise get style; she showed me — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017 Man! when she left for school, after a while, had to hit her with the it's not you it's me line.Even Jaguda get Oga.I cannot cum and go and kee myself.Also called Progress like guy 4 your full life no ever say you see my spec again. Tueh! Animal!If you ever try am eh ? http://pic.twitter.com/Wu7PoGKcor — Uncle Stephen (@ItsUncleStephen) December 28, 2017
http://icechuks2.blogspot.com/2017/12/twitter-stories-how-one-babe-almost.html
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