#NO I COULD FIX HIM FR <3333

[rabbitsrams]

ur schlatt x tummy!reader made me FERAL.. what about reader who loves schlatts tummy and thighs!!

anon. you read my mind. oh my god.

because yes. you absolutely adore his body. no questions asked.

you always like to put a hand on his thighs especially if he's sitting down. his skin is so soft and so squishy aaaaa you can't get enough ):

laying your head on his thighs <3333 omg <3333

"you comfortable down there?"

"always."

wanting to sit on his lap all the time just bc you wanna be closer to him <3 and also just bc his thighs are so nice under you <3

i could write a whole essay about how obsessed you are with his tummy bc.........

you love grabbing it :) like it's just so pretty!! and squish!! and so uniquely him <3

reaching underneath his shirt just to feel it barking furiously

you love laying on his chest too, it's so comfortable <3 tracing little patterns all over his pecs and downward, leaving a hand on his tummy when you fall asleep and him placing his hand over yours. omg.

it makes him feel so good seeing you loving his body :( like :(

j schlatt you are the prettiest man on the planet im so serious.

QUICK APPRECIATION POST FOR HOW HE LOOKS IN THAT SUIT!! GOD he's so stunning wearing that omg like he fills it out so nicely and you just love it whenever he wears it for a fancy streamer event or whatever <3

(mind always goes to THAT gamersupps ad cuz UGH)

grabbing his tie and placing a hand on his chest and he's just putty in your hands.

always asking for your approval whenever he dresses up in different garb than his usual sweatshirt/shorts and you always have to tell him he looks so good <3 bc he does <3

his biceps his biceps his biceps :D (im a biiiiig biceps gal so ofc i obsess unhealthily over them akdfjfjfng)

you always find some excuse to grab them and squeeze, they're just so grabbable and lovely and im lovesick okay. i love arms and i love his arms <3 and when he wears tighter t-shirts? woof. ur done for.

also u love how broad his shoulders are, naturally. idk how to explain it but ughhhh he's so BIG. and it's EVERYTHING TO you. you love it so much <3

this last part's for my fellow plus-sized besties btw

tummies touching when you hug <333333 oh my god i just need it so bad a hug from that man would fix me fr

anyway yeah alexa play that i need a big boy song by sza <3 need him so badly.

#jschlatt x reader #jschlatt fanfiction #jschlatt imagine #jschlatt x you #schlatt x reader #jschlatt x y/n #jschlatt fluff #jschlatt fic #schlatt fluff #sry if this makes less sense my brain goes haywire thinking about how beautiful this man is

[sleepypuffpastry]

sleepy i have more thoughts about the new chapter. specifically about ctubbo and how you managed to fix every single thing canon and fanon got wrong with him in just a few lines.

i'm sure you know about my very Unpleasant emotions about how cbeeduo started to Be towards chommy post cwilbur's revival. very mean boys. were not Kind to the chom and were honestly very cruel and flacky and bullyish. Bad times all round....for cbenchtro nation,,,,and then ofc hitting on 16 happened and cbeeduo were just chilling in cwilbur's range like it was no biggie when that was the supposed reason why they weren't near the chommito(leading to the only logical conclusion that it wasn't Wilbur that was the issue but Ctommy himesl. For some reason)

but!!!!! You fix!!! ctubbo realize it was dick move to cut contact with the chom!! feels like shit!! has to see what that kind of abandonment can result in!! sad boyo who turn to the D R ug(dsmp doesn't have a DARE program so ofc howcould he have known the danger....of the drug when Too Much)

just...rlly good....make me :) for the first time...in a while...about something canon-focused.......yea!!!

yeeahhhh back around the outpost vs las nevadas era when c!beeduo started being weirdly estranged from c!tommy, i was seriously so confused 😭😭😭 like we had just come off from the exposure therapy stream ... to this ?? 😭😭😭

but then after HO16 thats when i believe i started being like "oh that would make so much sense if it was because of c!tubbo's feelings towards c!wilbur"

but then the c!wilbur apology tour happened and neither the outpost shit nor HO16 was addressed by c!tubbo ever again and im liek "BOY..........ARE U FR RN.........." (seriously one of the biggest issues to come from the lore hiatuses, the ccs just start to forget important shit 💀)

and the thing is, before the c!tubbo portion of the apology tour, all the confusion behind c!beeduo's relationship with c!crimeboys could have been easily fixed had their ccs not forgotten the most recent lore events but alas 🙃🙃🙃

so i am really glad u liked what i did with it !!!!! <3333 c!tubbo LOVES c!tommy (and vice-versa obviously) so it simply makes no sense for them to have another falling-out, only for it to never be resolved again, thats simply not the c!clingyduo way, no sir

#to the end of the earth #ask

[reiding-writing]

howdy!! I luv ur writing and congrats sm on the 1000 followers milestone :)

I'd like to request a spencer reid/reader fic with 30 from the general dialogue prompt! Thx!

IRON WALL [CLIMACTERIC]

30. “Leave me alone.”

“Is that really what you want?”

WARNINGS: mentions of spencer’s kidnapping, elusions to spencer’s withdrawals, spencer is a tiny bit of a twat

spencer x gn!reader | hurt/comfort | 1.1k | climacteric event!!

a/n: thank you <3333 back on my angsty game fr-

main masterlist!! ⋆｡°✩ event masterlist!!

“Reid?” You furrow your eyebrows at his dissociation, resisting the urge to wave your hand in front of his face as you approach him. “Spencer? Hello?”

He doesn’t turn his eyes upwards at your calls, keeping them locked on the trembling plastic lid of his take out coffee cup as he sits stationary at the round table with it cupped in his hands.

He does however give you a small hum so that you know he’s acknowledging your existence.

“Are you Okay?”

Obviously not. Spencer was probably going through the most uncomfortable day of his life. He felt like his brain was physically trying to escape from his skull and his stomach was clawing its way up his esophagus.

“I’m fine.” Spencer knew that he didn’t sound at all convincing, but he didn’t really have the mind to care at the moment. He was trying to focus on not ripping out his own eyeballs so that he could massage away his pounding headache from the inside out.

“You’re shaking,”

“I didn’t notice.” His snark isn’t something you’re used to, and it’s so out of character that you have to physically take a few seconds to check that this was indeed Spencer in front of you and not some doppelganger that had taken his place.

Him changing after the kidnapping was to be expected, he’d been through a lot of trauma that would surely impact the way he portrayed himself, but you never though that it would be this type of change.

You expected the quietness, the dissociation, even a level of defensiveness. But outright abrasiveness was something you weren’t prepared for.

“Do you want to talk about it?” You try to approach the topic carefully, your voice softened tenfold as you take a seat on the edge of the table next to him, but it seems that it wasn’t careful enough.

“No.”

“Spence-”

“Just leave me alone.” Spencer finally turns up to look at you, but instead of those round and bright eyes that you’d grown used to over the last few years, you’re greeted with nothing but blank slates that are furrowed under his eyebrows, a metaphorical iron wall spreading across the expanse of his scleras to block you from reading his emotions.

The one thing you can read from his expression is his impatience with you, and you’d be lying if you said that it didn’t sting a little.

“Is that really what you want Spencer?” Your shoulders drop a little, a small sigh leaving your mouth as you rub your hands over your arms. “You won’t feel better by bottling everything up, you know that…”

“I won’t feel better by telling anyone either.” Spencer turns his gaze away from you again so that he doesn’t have to look at the pitiful expression on your face. He didn’t need your pity, it wasn’t like it was going to do anything.

“You don’t know that…”

“I do know that.” Spencer scratches the inside of his right elbow during his retort, a self-soothing method that you’d noticed had developed after his kidnapping. “This isn’t something you can fix with some ‘words of affirmation’.”

“That’s not what I’m saying Spencer,” You sigh softly as his continued attempts at shutting down your advances, and you wonder whether you should just give up and let him deal with whatever he’s going through by himself.

But he doesn’t look okay, and you’re not sure that he can work through whatever it is by himself.

“I just want to help you…”

The subtle change in Spencer’s gaze tells you that the dejection in your tone might’ve cracked those iron walls a little bit, and he closes his eyes momentarily to take a deep breath in through his nose. “I’m sorry for snapping at you, but you really can’t help me,”

“Spencer please,” You sigh softly. “Even if it’s just getting everything off your chest,”

He bites the inside of his cheek, picking at a loose thread on the sleeve of his shirt as he seemingly deliberates whether to let you in on what he’s feeling, and the second you hear that sigh of exasperation leave his throat you know you’ve managed to worm your way in.

“I’m having headaches, I can’t sleep, I constantly feel like I’m going to throw up and I can’t even drink my coffee without spilling it all over myself because my hands just won’t stay steady no matter how much I try to keep them stable-”

Spencer spills his issues to you in one long, unbroken sentence, and you’re half-surprised he even had enough breath to make it through the whole thing.

And the worst part is you know that there are things that he’s left out. But it’s a start at least.

You let out a small exhale as you absorb his words for a moment. “Do you want comfort or solutions Spencer?”

Spencer exhales heavily, the tension in his shoulders visibly relaxing as he considers your question. After a moment of contemplation, he looks up at you with a small, weary smile. "Comfort, please."

“I can do that,” You walk over to where he’s sitting to stand behind him with your hands resting gently on his shoulders, not wanting to push his physical boundaries too much or else force him back into his shell.

As you offer your comforting presence, you feel Spencer's shoulders slump as he leans into your touch, as if the weight of the world has been momentarily lifted off of him. His breathing slows down, and you can sense a slight ease in his demeanour.

You stay with him for a while, not saying anything, letting the room fall into a comfortable silence only broken by the sound of your hands rubbing against the fabric of his shirt against his shoulders. Eventually, he straightens up a bit, turning to look at you with a hint of gratitude in his eyes.

“Thank you…” His voice is quiet, barely a whisper, but tinged with a warmth of appreciation.

You smile back at him, relieved to see some of the tension in his face ease away. It might not solve all of his problems, but sometimes, just knowing that someone cares can make all the difference.

"Anytime, Spence," you give his shoulders a gentle squeeze. "We're in this together, okay?"

“Yeah…”

#spencer reid x reader #spencer reid #criminal minds #criminal minds x reader #spencer reid angst #criminal minds angst #mgg #climacteric 🪶

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

aww bby i’m doing well thank u sm for asking. my day’s been a lil busy cs i was finishing off some uni assignments (total bore if you ask me 🥱) nd i got a unexpected call from work bc they had an available shift but it’s a sunday so extra pay yay!! 😍😍 how’s ur day been lovely? hope you’ve had a great day so far. remember to take care of urself bb! 💞

BUT OMG ARI UR SO RIGHT ABT TOJI PULLING OFF READING GLASSES HSJSJSJ. i also feel like he’d pull off sunnies REALLY well especially in the summer. god i miss summer sm!! :(

AND AWWW UR SO INCREDIBLY SWEET BBY 🫶🏻🫶🏻 kid you not, i was shooting heart eyes at ur picrew of u nd geto cs it was soo adorable ahhh. AND OMG SUGU W GLASSES IN A NON CURSE AU WLD BE A DREAM 😻 hshshsh i love geto’s style so so much like hello?? got me droolin nd everything w those piercings nd tattoos n allat 🤤 AND OMIGOSH I CANT WAIT TO READ UR GETO DRABBLE AHH. i ❤️ tooth rotting fluff sm esp w sugu. cult leader geto is such a dream gahshsjs.

also can i just say that i LOVE interacting with you?? like ur so sweet and i always look forward to hearing ur responses. AHHH YOU JS MAKE MY HEART SWELL 🥹🥹 ++ to answer ur question btw, it changes from time to time and it’s never consistent but my current favourite is toji 😍 gojo’s a VEEERY close second tho but toji’s just so 😻😻😻 hsjsj i have no words. he’s so pretty boy coded rahhh like dilf! toji come my way 🙏 like ik he ain’t good f’me but i keep running back to him every time 😭 it’s a never ending cycle :’)

HI THERE MY BELOVED UKI <3333 aaaa the uni assignments….. Felt 😞😞 WHAT DO U STUDY IF U DON’T MIND ME ASKING i’m a lit major hehe :333

ANDDD I HOPE WORK WENT SUPER WELL!! i’ve been writing all day so i’m answering this late 💔 BUT PLS TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF TOO don’t let uni and work burn you out !! make sure to drink water n eat and rest properly !!! <333

AND YOU’RE SO REALLL toji w the sunnies 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 in the middle of summer….. wearing a tank top….. sweating and it’s sticking to his skin……… our dilf of all time you’re so real for having him as ur fave uki!!! toji is so good he was my absolute favorite for a longgg time when i started reading the manga (and he’s still in my top five !! >:3) HE COULD BE GOOD FOR YOU i think you could fix him <333 he just needs some good ol tlc and he’ll go back to being a teddy bear…. i’m rooting for u!!!

aaa and i’m so happy that you see the sugu vision too.. i’m constantly thinking abt college/uni bf sugu w glasses and piercings and cozy turtlenecks 😵‍💫😵‍💫 and a tattoo or two.. (he’ll get a lot more later in life dw >:3 ever since i read ur hcs i haven’t been able to stop thinking abt tattoo artist sugu either…) he’s the most bf coded jjk man imo but ofc i love them all <33 toru will always be my favorite along w sugu… the loves of our lives fr!!

AND PLS UKI you’re the sweetest ever… 🥺🥺😥 I LOVE INTERACTING W YOU SM TOO <333 you’re just sooo sweet and funny and lovely !!! here’s a silly lil gojo meme for u as a treat <333 i hope your day or night is going great, whenever you see this :3

#ALSO REALLL i miss summer sm too T_T hhh i can’t wait for it to come back to us … #now im tempted to write smth summery for toji .. w his sunnies and tank top ….. aaaa he’s rotting in my brain. it’s all ur fault uki :((( #phdkdjd no but !!! ily <33 so happy to collect more toji stan moots… my fellow dilf enjoyers #sending u alllll my coziest vibes <33 mwah mwah!!! #ask tag ✩ #uki !! ✩

[godhoodandgirlhood]

my opinions on danganronpa thh characters (spoilers duh lol) and character theme songs because my opinions don’t matter in this batshit crazy fandom.

sayaka: she walked so ms. ludenburg could RUN. queen maizono is the rachel berry of the danganronpa cinematic universe, which is an issue but idrc for my queenie babez. her theme song is literally any red velvet song or teenage dream but the warblers/glee version.

leon: hey hey hey lover (⑉♡﹏♡⑉) no but fr, he pretty awesome but he also objectifies women >:/. also his fucking loafers are so musty girlie… leon is literally so gender though, like give me some of that??? theme song is last friday night lmfao

chihiro: icon. absolutely made me have my “im not cis” awakening. when chihiro practically got crucified i almost died with them like bitch i- one thing, chihiro is super naive and way to trusting. you’re in a KILLING GAME BRO, don’t trust anybody… anyways theme song is if i were a boy by beyoncé

mondo: batshit insane in a you’re a severe closet gay and the closet is those covid glass mask things. what kind of straight man has a pompadour (sorry jjba fandom ig). traumadumping in a sauna? kinda gay tbh. ima hurry tf up with mondo bc i could go on forever with him so his theme song is bohemian rhapsody but the vocal adrenaline/glee version.

taka: get therapy babes. his backstory was too traumatizing for danganronpa? the game with incest, mass murder, necrophilia, and mass suicide? what the fuck. give this man a million kisses while i steal his hot asf boots because zamn those boots are the moment. his theme song is somebody i used to know because gotye solos.

hifumi: i kin him, but i swear i’m not a freaky perv. he literally killed on the basis that he thought celeste was being sa’d which is so <33 standing up for us king. i hate that he’s such a fucking pervert but i’ll disregard that because he probably has the best taste in anime. i want him to watch blend-s with meeeee. theme song is the toilet bound hanako kun theme song because that’s the best anime theme song ever.

celeste/taeko: i hate her but i also want to commit marriage with her :0. like she is actually out of her mind with the manipulation shit but also…….. pretty lady. her hair coils are the ugliest shit though. she could probably spin one and cause a cyclone across the globe lmfao. her hair coils are so large for whatttt??? her theme song is poker face but the glee version because both are mid as hell.

sakura: amazing, fantastic, beautiful, superb, stunning, phenomenal, perfect. all those words describe that of sakura ogami. i need her to gently hold me and reassure me. i need her to love me. SHES SO RESPECTFUL OFKDNSJDB <3333 her theme song is marry you because i want to live a fulfilling life with her.

mukuro: i have never seen the danganronpa anime and never plan to, but from danganronpa zero (aka the one where makoto gets stabbed instead of muks), she’s an icon. i cant lie she’s doing too much with the incest shit, but i can fix her u guys. i lowkey forgot everything about her but that’s okay because she is still what everyone aspires to be. her theme song is how will i know (best whitney song) because of her crush on mac and cheese.

kyoko: her back was literally crushed to dust after carrying thh you guys. makmaks here would’ve been screwed as fuck is kyoko wasn’t there to save his quirked up white boy ass okay? she hopped off the plane at lax with a dream and a cardigan, alr??? also, girlboss. if you say girlboss girlboss girlboss into a mirror she shows up. her theme song is lotta true crime for obvious reasons.

makoto: he’s an overhyped quirked up white boy. every time he opened his skinny lips i wanted to staple them shut and bury him in the average. “i’m the most average of the avera-“ SHUT THE FUCK UP. i don’t care and i hope you burn makoto james charles peter hunter henry weston naegi. his theme song is loser like me :|

hiro: anyone who headcanons hiro as someone who smokes is racist. HIS HOUSE WAS FUCKING BURNT DOWN BY CIGS BITCH! y’all only hc him as that because he’s brown. “togamins” gay. homosexual. man lover. male representing individuals kisser. he looks like a palm tree but i don’t mind. i don’t care if hiro is as smart as a pile of dirt on fire i want to hand out with palm tree man. theme song is the cult of dionysus.

booyakooya/byakuya: stupid bitch [affectionate]. what was the purpose of crucifying best character? none. but you still did it anyways you fucking icon. byakuya deserves the worst but i’ll give him a big smooch after all of it but then i’ll shoot him. he’s a terrible man but i still love him half the time. theme song is bills bills bills but the glee version A-FUCKING-GAIN

aoi: she is so fucking forgettable i cant. she is absolutely incomparable to sakura so i won’t compare her to sakura. instead i’ll compare her to ME. im better than hina. she can eat her fucking donuts in hell for all i care bitch. theme song is ocean eyes for haha irony.

toko: SO FUCKING ANNOYING OH MY GOD. “y-you probably t-think i-i-i-m so annoying…” i do. shut the hell up while i remove your intestines and turn them into your pelvic bones. with your previously stated pelvic bones, i will crush them into a feces soup to feed you and when you die, your dung beetle or whatever tf will eat you. theme song is panic room by au/ra

syo/jack/jill: now syo is SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER THAN TOKO OMFG. i would give anything for syo, my bank account, my heart, my soul, by whole fuckjng body, ANYTHING FOR SYO. she made gen z. she is the baddest bitch and i will regularly kiss her. icon icon icon icon icon icon icon!!!!!! i love syo so much istg. i have an unhealthy attachment to syo and idfc if u say it’s unhealthy she is what’s keeping me holding on. her theme song is every insane clown posse song

#danganronpa #danganronpa thh #dr1 #sayaka maizono #leon kuwata #chihiro fujisaki #mondo owada #kiyotaka ishimaru #hifumi yamada #celestia ludenberg #taeko yasuhiro #sakura ogami #mukuro ikusaba #kyoko kirigiri #makoto naegi #yasuhiro hagakure #byakuya togami #aoi asahina #toko fuwaka #genocide jack

[xiaophobic]

DILUC FOR THE ASK GAME 😳 (or if someone was faster than me, thoma then ?!)

ASTER AHHH NOYOURE THE FIRST THANK YOU ILY (& IM GONNA DO BOTH OF THEM BECAUSE FUCK IT WHY NOT <3)

diluc …

first impression! — he’s okay i guess?? why are his eyes so slanted like that they need to fix his model PLS I REALLY WAS NOT ROCKIN WITH HIM AT FIRST

impression now! — light of my life ohmygod OHMYGOD DILUC DILUC DILUC DILUC DILUC AHHHHDGABDHAHDBAUXJDJ!!&?&?! im so sorry i didn’t see you for who you are once king it will never happen again i will defend you until the day i die even if you could likely bench press me

favorite moment! — during the archipelago when he kept saying dodo king and then kaeya was like “does anyone else find it hard not to laugh when this mf says dodo king” BUT ALSO HIS TEAPOT VOICELINES <3333

idea for a story! — jesus too many but my favorites right now?? pyro archon!diluc, this one set of headcanons im writing including him called “start of spring”, and this DCKZ thing im writing that’s from the pov of an interviewer OMG its so cute

unpopular opinion! — i don’t actually mind his in game model? maybe its because ive gotten used to it but his coat defies physics and i still yell at mihoyo every survey to give us a diluc skin… UHH WHAT ELSE ??? OH i really feel like the kaeya & diluc situation is kinda equal on both sides? ive seen a lot of people debate on like whose more at fault and stuff but i feel like when something that big goes unspoken without any type of apology from either parties for that long the playing grounds kind of even out…… but IF I HAD TO SIDE WITH SOMEONE I MEAN Y’ALL KNOW WHO IM PICKING (yes i still love kaeya)

favorite relationship! — there is no diluc x atlas ship name as of rn because they all sound stupid but us <3 and also thomaluc and zhongluc

favorite headcanon! — that he has scars on his hands from when he first got his vision and was learning to control it, but i always add onto that one and say that they worsened when he went on his hiatus to beat up a bunch of fatui and so his hands are really rough and he has like crooked fingers and shit, that him and kaeya were dumb little kids and that kaeya is actually the older brother, GLASSES, and that he’s really into sudoku (it’s funny)

thoma …

first impression! — y’all he’s just a dude fr…. like he’s just a man there’s nothing really special about him? he just doesn’t stick out to me lol

impression now! — SHOVES D*LUC IN A CLOSET HEYYY THOMAAAAA HEYYYYY I LITERALLY LOVE HIM SO MUCH HES MY SECOND FAVORITE MAN

favorite moment! — when he was tied up because of the shogun UM IN HIS HANGOUT WHERE HE LOWKEY THREATENS THAT DUDE ABOUT THE ORE??? IT WAS SO HOT FOR NO REASON BECAUSE HE KNEW THE POWER HE HELD OVER HIM shit had me twirling my hair fr

idea for a story! — florist!thoma and reader that knows fucking nothing about flowers but he’s pretty and so they go every day just to see him <3

unpopular opinion! — his kit is kinda bad yes but that doesn’t mean HE’S BAD my thoma has hit 86k tyvm 💪 road to 100k here we go

favorite relationship! — us AND YKNOW I WOULDVE SAID THOMALUC BUT A RECENT DEVELOPMENT HAS PERSUADED ME AND OHMYGOD THOMATO!!!! I LOVE THE LITTLE GAY PEOPLE IN MY PHONE SO MUCH

favorite headcanon! — that he was friends with all the current adults in mondstadt when they were kids, half filipino (my friend’s headcanon as they are filipino and ohmygod i love it so much), freckles !!!

#just think about him with one of those small old man notebooks in his big ass hands trying to solve sudoku #ALSO I PUT FRECKLES ONTO EVERYONE I LOVE #THEYRE JUST SO AMAZING LIKE LITTLE FACE STARS #atlas.moots #atlas.games