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Radiobelle 🦌 🌈 horoscope analysis

I’ve asked myself way too often about Charlastor horoscope charts for better understanding their dynamics and actually to find an answer for a very simple question WHY DO THEY LOOK SO GOOD TOGETHER?!

I’ve been focusing on this question since February, considering horoscopes being the most popular topic while speaking of relationships, it’s the funniest topic at the same time, cause if you’ll dig deeper you can change signs in their charts and find charlastor with different flavor, so FINALLY I’m ready to present charlastor horoscope charts! YIPPEEE!

Attention! This article was written under the influence of numerous horoscopes that I found interesting, I have an experience of finding types in horoscopes, but also I’m writing all this purely for epic fun, just consider that everything is relative!

WARNING ⚠️

It’s the Radiobelle 🦌 🌈 horoscope, so it was written specifically for Charlastor 🦌 🌈 ship, if you don’t like the ship, you’re at the wrong page, just skip it, mute the hashtag and proceed where you were going without interacting and stay peaceful.

and now that I’ve dotted the i’s, let’s take a look at our favorite pairing

Charlie: Alastor:

Sun ☀️ Pisces ♓️ Sun ☀️ Capricorn ♑️

Rising ⬆️ Aries ♈️ Rising ⬆️ Leo ♌️

Moon 🌙 Libra ♎️ Moon 🌙 Aquarius ♒️

"Dad, stop! He's defending this hotel! It may be a bit more sadistic than I'd hoped, but he's doing it for me! How come he can have faith in me, but my own father can't?"

(update) Written more than expected and typed more characters than charlastor, so sorry for long post 🙈

BUT I WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING

Alastor’s Leo ♌️ rising

“You’re never fully dressed without a smile”

In horoscopes rising sign represents something that speaks to the image, the very first appearance, the mask and it offers insight into person’s skills, talents, and strategies that might adopt to make person’s way in life.

Leo radiates with power, energy, youth, it’s a fire sign, very delightful and a little bit blinding. It’s the only sign that “never ages”, people with Leo in their charts are gifted to stay always playful naturally and remain a child at heart for the whole life.

Well Alastor’s appearance is screaming of a spotlight, moreover Leo’s tend to stay there 24/7/365 even when no one’s looking is so freaking strong, he doesn’t even sleep, cause who needs the one? And those hair… WHATS GOING ON WITH THOSE HAIR? Simply - Leo ♌️ , you can always detect one by a gorgeous haircut.

His epic explosion at a pasta factory 🏭 💇‍♂️ what a genius! LIKE PLEASE all Leo’s are extremely creative with their hairstyles by default, I bet the gossip won’t stop for at least the next thousands of years.

And there’s no more torture than ruining his vibe, pushing him back at his place like Carmilla did, i cannot unsee his Leo rising hurt 😔 poor little kitten! Btw assuming Carmilla as a Scorpio or Capricorn rising with her ability to give the cold shoulder casually like:

Alastor is also an Aquarius ♒️ moon 🌙 making his choices little bit eccentric like a torn coat 🧥 Once he was at his favorite tailor’s shop to fix some holes Sir Pentious did with his clothes, he asked:

“Well, how do I look?” “eh…” - the tailor didn’t had time to add anything as Alastor interrupted.

“Splendid! That’s exactly what I need!”

Leo, so Leo.

Another interesting Aquarius ♒️ moon 🌙 reference - the MYSTERY. His cane is an attribute of mystery it’s a part of the look, a part of his power and a part of his past as a radio hoster at the same time.

But also, let’s not forget the cane is an atribute of a royalty. “The king 👑 holding an apple 🍎 cane himself whenever he goes, why won’t a gentleman like me having the one?”

Alastor avoiding contact with Lucifer as much as possible, he dislikes being touched by any person, who will shake off his domination. He thinks very highly of himself, because there’s only one real king, only one who is pulling all the strings and it would be only him alone ♌️.

SEVERAL TIMES OF A DAY he’s imagining kicking 🦵 out Lucifer and sit on a throne of Hell instead of him! But being way to occupied with his manicure 💅 never actually made this plan happened! Haha! Gosh! Those Leo risings, such chaotically charismatic people with a strong confidence, so many of them has a cute God complex, they don’t even need to prove. If they ever took you under their wing 🪽 you’ll better run, cause you’ll be permanently annoyed, BUT as a reward they will COVER you from gossips!

GOSH EVERYONE LOVES LEOS!

This dazzling smile in gold , fabulous hairstyle 💇‍♂️, a shirt with some suspenders or stripes or whatever cool it is, suited up, THE COAT 🧥, the cane - all is perfectly styled in RED concluded with a bow.

SIMPLY A FIRE 🔥

He is kissing his mirror everyday:

Speaking of Alastor’s mirror 🪞- it’s Charlie! There’s a theory that I adore you can read it and adore it as well:

Charlie’s Aries ♈️ rising

"Okay...I could be so aggressively kind to Angel's boss, that I convince him to let Angel spend more time at the hotel!" Now we’re talking! Aries ♈️ is a fire sign as well. Rising in Aries ♈️ means fearless, independent trailblazer, who leaps before you look and asks for forgiveness, not permission. You’ll usually find Aries ♈️ there, where no one else even dared to go. Like… who would suddenly came up with an idea to rehabilitate sinners…? INSANE or a GENIUS?

Speaking about possibility of a redemption in Hell, no one else even though about that before!

Charlie’s look is stunning 🤩, she is SO BEAUTIFUL everyone would crack their necks when she’ll pass by. Besides her beauty comes with a passion that drives by Aries ♈️ : EXCELLENT SPORTY FIGURE, black nails💅 , black lipstick 💄, her hair are carelessly tied with black ribbons, comfortable yet elegant suit with a black bow, black suspenders and a t-shirt with sleeves that she likes to be rolled, and the sleeves are also black - everything speaks of “okay, that’s enough NO TIME TO SIT IN FRONT OF A MIRROR! But black is cool 😎”

Jumping into an action right away, always bursting with new ideas of making redemption possible, her dream is very close of becoming true even tho she’s stepping on a field full of underground bombs. BUT STILL SOMETHING IS TELLING HER SHE WILL SUCCEED. Yes! Stay positive, Charlie, you got this!

On hard times deep inside her soul she never gave up with her dream and SOMEHOW made all it a reality with the help of her friends and supporters, she even made a deal with a Radio Demon to achieve her goal 🔥 What a brave young lady!

Oh yes, Charlie will not leave anyone indifferent, she has a lot of potential and strength radiates from her, more than she actually aware about. Alastor noticed it right away, as his rising matches with her just like that 🫰💥 both fire signs, Leo ♌️ and Aries are a combo of unpredictability, really, you’ll never know when they’ll ending to be at the end of the day. It could be the end of the world or someone’s bed.

"As princess of Hell and heir to the throne I...er...hereby order that you help with this hotel...For as long as you desire!" Aries ♈️ risings could be little bit intimidating actually, like …oh should I really remind you this…

But Charlie is trying hard to not force anyone into her hotel business and redemption thingy! As sinners should go there by their own will! I swear, she is trying SO HARD, but she couldn’t help but actually… forcing everyone …gracefully… using the most powerful weapon ever… well… herself? Who would be even ever mad at her anyway!? Ah the power of Pisces ♓️ sun, being sweeter than a sugar… ah with those rose cheeks and big dreamy eyes, long eyelashes as the wings of a butterfly 🦋

"I, love you guys. Like, really, really love you." Charlie’s Pisces ♓️ Sun

“I need to save my people more than anything” The sun ☀️ sign in astrology is answering a question“who am I?”.

The Sun sign based inside your core, It explains you. It reveals your most pronounced personality traits. It defines, who you are, how you perceive the world, and where you allow your thoughts to take you. Most of the astrological stereotypes comes from the sun sign. Charlie. Such a dreamy girl with big eyes and beautiful long hair dresses herself into suits instead of skirts, seems like she has two personalities inside. It’s not surprising since Pisces ♓️ are an old soul. It’s the last of 12 signs in zodiacs, a water 🌊 sign representing two different fishes swimming away from each other, but never gone too far from each other.

Pisces ♓️ sun is a sign of selfless and deep intuition, they tend to put others before themselves, they’ll always here to listen and help others, they’re highly emotional and hate being portrayed as being weak cause of their inability to hide their own feelings. Usually when they’re upset it knows the whole town…

Especially when they rant…

All Pisces ♓️ are full of romance and drama 🎭 Despite all their emotions are actually looking very fitting and cute, they needed to stay there and swim in their emotions before they can fully be functional again. Being kind hearted Pisces ♓️ will always feel the person and try to understand them. And that’s the reason why others will protect them of all coasts.

Pisces ♓️ gain people together and like it when it’s all cozy, sweet and talking for hours in front of a fireplace 🥰Usually they’re not much talkative, they love to actually LISTEN to others, but sometimes they don’t mind to talk a lot. Gaining people together is very important for Pisces ♓️ to grow a family of their own, they really love 💗 to connect people and make them all happy. The more uncomplimentary (DEROGATORY) personalities are the more Pisces ♓️ are excited. You see, Pisces ♓️ BELIEVES that opposites attracts, an each one could learn something from each other, such cute little utopians.

"Okay! Okay, anyway. Dad, look at this lovely parlor where people can get to know each other and share secrets and stories and intimate feelings! Without Alastor, we wouldn't have been able to pretty it up this much." Being a Pisces ♓️ sun Charlie rises and falls, then like a Phoenix she is resurrected. They desperately need a partner, who can shake the depression out of them, slap their insecurity, lift them over the mountains and carry them on hands like babies… for real? 🤨 YES and NO! At the same time! Remember, Pisces ♓️ are two fishes swimming in opposite directions 🗺️ they NEVER KNOW what they want…

Pisces ♓️ often choose a partner in life that they can trust and can care about selflessly, often forgetting that they desperately needed to be cared themselves. As a libra ♎️ moon 🌙 Charlie is indecisive, she is chaotic and need a good advise better from the person she loves the most, but Vaggie tries her best, however her advises never bring fruits… Being a Capricorn ♑️ Sun ☀️Vaggie really doesn’t sit doing nothing for Charlie, she is judging a lot, yet doing very much as well, so why there’s something that seems off? Charlie needed so badly to be comforted yet it’s so hard to actually comfort her, no cuddles would help her to solve her main goal, she is a Pisces ♓️ that means she is a love 💗 expert herself, at this stage only a practical advice would help here and you know from who ehehe

Alastor’s Capricorn ♑️ sun

“Oh, trust me, I CAN” DAAYUUUM, CHARLIE! 😱 two ♑️ Capricorns around Pisces ♓️ yes! 🐐 💥 🐐

*sob* Alastor and Vaggie could be so great team, both energetic, rational, caring, loyal workaholics. Only if Vaggie wasn’t a Scorpio ♏️ rising… It’s not perfect 😭. But believe me, it’s not that bad as Alastor’s Aquarius ♒️ moon 🌙. But why Scorpio ♏️ rising doesn’t feel right? Well because it’s highly intense sign, full of extremes. Rising Scorpios could be silent 🔇 as death ☠️ or loudly as fuck, no in between❌. They are possessive and their intuition is on a Gods level. Vaggie just FEELS that Alastor is a bad guy and she must protect Charlie from him, while everything speaks about Alastor is doing nothing else, but actually HELPING Charlie achieve her goals.

So it’s an huge disadvantage of Vaggie’s Scorpio ♏️ rising in comparison to Alastor’s Leo ♌️ rising. These two ARE SO AWARE of every flaws they have they’re simply behave like fighting siblings! Actually, they are a good team together that swears at each other, but actually BUILDING something for Charlie and if there wasn’t Vaggie, who knows how would Alastor behave with his Leo ♌️ rising, cause Vaggie stopping him from being such narcissistic ass and force his eyes to look other direction than his own mirror 🪞 (which is Charlie, lol).

“Excuse me, I’m in the middle of breakfast 🥩 “ Capricorn ♑️ sun ☀️ is an Earth sign, makes both Alastor and Vaggie stand firmly on the ground (such a confidence), ambitious, patient and humorous. Their posture gives it away, guys, crossed hands, puffed chest.

Another reason why is Alastor and Vaggie both so damn hot it’s because of their Capriconish self 😤 so don’t get pissed when they judges you! HA!

Cause judgement is the only thing Caps are really good at

Jokes aside, Capricorns are REALLY COOL.

It’s a very kind zodiac sign, Capricorns are hardworking, and sympathetic. On the other hand they’re usually stubborn and likes to judge people a lot and likes giving zero shit about what might people say about them or just casually killing people they dislike for dinner 🍽️ 😏 But let’s return to Alastor, he isn’t pure evil at the core, as some people at fandom claims, he’s chaotic neutral, he’s doing whatever he wants and ended sometimes helping more than even needed. Typically for all Capricorns.

He helped Charlie with hotel designs

He helped Charlie with hotel staff

He helped Charlie to defend hotel several times two times with Sir Pentious attacks, one time with loan sharks.

He even turn his head away from an ol’ timey friend Mimzy, because he consider her as a danger for Charlie’s dream.

He helped Charlie by giving her the whole ARMY OF CANNIBALS to win a fight with Exorcists and moreover

He helped Charlie to solve her relationship problem by taking her to His Bestie The Wonderful Virgo ♍️ sun 🌞, Sagittarius ♐️ rising - Rosie! He knew he is not going to give her a good advice about relationships, so he took her to an expert! Btw, Alastor and Rosie are so freaking twins 👯‍♀️ they’re so alike! Besides, Rosie being a Virgo ♍️ sun ☀️ is less possessive, EVEN MORE better adviser and simply practically perfect in everything ☕️ 🫖.

No, really Capricorn’s sense of humor could make the whole zodiac snorting with laughter on a joke from the era slightly younger than a last dinosaur.

I’m quite sure during his lifetime Al was the most popular radio host, he made chuckle New Orleans folks day to night! So don’t get sweaty, when he’s starring at you like THIS

Funny thing! In addition, his Capricorn ♑️ works quite like a rainbow 🌈 when it comes to Charlie “You’re one of a kind, a charming demon belle” Remind me when he was judging her last time? Never? Pretty unusual for a Capricorn ♑️ sun, doesn’t it? and you know what that means 😏 WELL NOW WE ARE GETTING INTO THE MOST INTERESTING PART - r e l a t i o n s h I p s

Pisces ♓️ sun ☀️ x Capricorn ♑️ ☀️ relationship

"Excuse my sudden visit, but I saw your fiasco on a picture show and I just couldn't resist. What a performance! Why, I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929, hahaha! ...So many orphans." And theres no doubt HE LIKED HER FROM THE FIRST SIGN, even if he’s an “ace in a core” he just surprised himself! Capricorns are SO TRANSPARENT about their likings of people, YOU SIMPLY MUST BE BLIND, DEAF, have no SENSES at all to miss an affectionate Capricorn ♑️ . It doesn’t matter if you’re their friend, their crush, their co-worker, their mother, Caps ♑️ usually shows their likings the same way: by simply doing things that are necessary for their beloved, helping solving problems, judging everything their beloved did, arguing with them non stop telling they’re totally wrong in decisions, so just let Caps ♑️ doing it, cause they will do it MUCH BETTER THAN ANYONE. As a reward they will tap you on your head or slap your butt. You better be grateful 💀

Capricorn ♑️ would be ALWAYS nearby his or her passion, they’re clingy, touchy, talkative, but NEVER they are with people they dislike. If a Cap ♑️ dislikes you, well farewell, it was nice to meet you 🫣😶‍🌫️ *horror screams 🔪🪓🩸*

Alright, that was all so nice, but It doesn’t really looks like Alastor, does it? He’s asexual, he doesn’t love anyone, but his mother and himself. Or?

There’s an itty bitty tiny little detail is needed to be added. Charlie is Pisces ♓️ Yes. I don’t know what is going on with Capricorns ♑️ when there’s Pisces ♓️ seen on the horizon. BUT THIS IS LITERALLY HAPPENING:

Capricorns simply cannot stay calm around Pisces ♓️. Again as an Earth 🌍 sign, Capricorns ♑️ desperately NEEDS WATER 💦 to live, or else they will become a desert 🏜️ Pisces ♓️ as a water 🌊 sign naturally watering ♑️ Capricorns with their smiles, laughs, body language, SIMPLY BY JUST BEING THEM!

Capricorns just MUST TOUCH THEM, FIX THEIR CLOTHES, TAP THEM ON THEIR HEADS, GRAB THEIR SHOULDERS, GRAB, GRAB, GRAB… as you might noticed “grabbing” is the key word for Pisces/Capricorn relationship and it’s one-sided.

So now it’s totally CLEAR who is chasing who in Capricorn/Pisces pairing, in addition Alastor is doing it ✨ elegantly ✨ his Leo ♌️ rising is begging for attention and praise from CHARLIE only! (Cause he is CHARLIESEXUAL) “Take a good look at me from all sides, aren’t I gorgeous?” - he shows off in front of her as if in front of a mirror. In fact, he would be over the moon if she praised him at this moment.

“Just because you see a smile, don’t think you know what’s going on underneath. A smile is a valuable tool, my dear. It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing, and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you’re the one in control.” Here comes the Pisces ♓️ sun ☀️ and Aries ♈️ rising power, Charlie is not quite aware of, as she thinks that she is being caught as a fish 🎣 by a starved Lion 🦁 here, the fact is the opposite, as it’s the Lion who’s spinning around a goldfish. “What that you said about smiles?”

“Good girl”

Alastor is pleased that Charlie learned a lesson from him and as a reward he praised her. Why is it happening? The answer you already know - it’s the chemistry 🧪

Capricorns ♌️somehow activates from their slumber when they see a colorful cute little face of Pisces ♓️ , they might think that Pisces ♓️ wouldn’t survive till the end of this long day, even tho it’s quite the opposite.

Pisces ♓️ are very very very amorous, but they changes their emotions in a half of a second, they come from I HATE YOU to I LOVE YOU so damn quickly you can’t even tell when 🙈 the thing which annoyed suddenly becomes the main attractive feature for them, and as I’ve said before the more challenging the better.

Charlie wasn’t expecting that she would let Alastor touch her several times per day, she totally finds it alluring. She took time to process the feeling of his touch each time he does, and found it quite comfortable. During her monologue she is always annoyed, but after Alastor speaks Charlie changes.

It clearly seen that Charlie sees something good at Alastor especially after he helped her with so many things, she would definitely fall for him if only she wasn’t occupied with Vaggie. As a water 🌊 sign, her emotions are like a 🌊 sea itself, but naturally the water must have some soil to simply stay at the place and Charlie is leaning to someone relatable, who is not a liar.

Liars are removing the soil from under their feet.

Well, Alastor has centuries to wait for his chance, and he won’t stop that easily either. He don’t quite realize yet, but his sudden crush on Charlie might made him little bit uncomfortable.

Well Capricorns and Pisces usually are a good match, it’s not super perfect, as they don’t have the same element, but naturally they are compatible! Must be a tough start as Pisces ♓️ really don’t know what they want, and Capricorn ♑️ just being ultra possessed, but it’s quite an interesting dynamic.

Now as you might expecting, moon sign highlights this and makes its EVEN WORSE LIKE

Alastor’s Aquarius ♒️ moon

“Sorry, but you got on in my way, I promise, honey, I can feel your pain, maybe I’ll enjoy it just a little bit, does that makes me insane?”

Moon 🌙 sign, what’s that? The moon 🌙 describes Alastor's and Charlie’s emotional life, feelings, desires, and all also represents how they give affection and demand love from others. The Moon sign is the window the their inner world and it’s usually SCARY! Because the Moon sign represents the inner world, it doesn't necessarily communicate these needs to others. … there is a mystery in Alastor. Yes! Dark mysterious deer man, oh my god, the power of a destructive moon Aquarius is so strong it’s overwhelming his personality!

I need to say that the “worst” combination in moon chart you’ll ever have might be ending with Aquarius, as It releases the most secret needs of a soul. As we know Aquarius is a highly intellectual and creative sign, they’re such sweethearts, they love the idea of ideal humanity and the idea of love, but doomed to be loners at heart 💔 as their chasing for ideal person might gone way too far and very often they just close their hearts and remain singles for the rest of their life.

That makes them often feel like they’re not fitting anywhere, although being such altruistic humanitarians by a chance. The moon Aquarius accumulates all fears of death, fears of reproduction, fears of limitations, fears of relationships, fears of being trapped in four walls, all that what Sun Aquarius hides and it makes the person gone completely insane inside

So as the copying mechanism they’re often being sarcastic, they’re deal makers, it makes them look like they’re evil and even become leaders of their own cult, naturally. They’re becoming so attractive in that “I’m a lone wolf, but we can have a deal, so both of us could have some fun” attitude, gaining more and more “puppets” that can do the dirty job …so as the tentacles 🦑 … just… tentacles and horns… growing horns. …a radio distortion. 📻

Ahh, they don’t know why they’re so attractive for others and why do everyone’s so into them, cause they are definitely not looking for a relationship, when they’re smirking at you, they’re just simply breathing or being nice💅 ✨ it wasn’t a flirt, they don’t know how to flirt tbh. But most people mistakenly assume they’re ALWAYS flirting. Leave them alone 🖤 as they used to be alone by default.

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🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

UNTIL YOU’RE CRAZY ENOUGH TO TRY

🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Let’s not forget about Alastor’s Leo rising, making Alastor’s pride in furious ecstasy right now.

So that’s why Alastor is the most powerful overlord of Hell. And to have a deal with a Libra ♎️ moon 🌙 Charlie made Alastor’s grinning sooooooo wiiiiiideeeeeee

Charlie’s Libra ♎️ moon 🌙

She is …perfect…

Libra ♎️ moon 🌚 faces chaos, indecisive thoughts, overthinking, what is right and what is wrong questions, dreaming of long lasting relationships and broke with the one the other day. A highly intelligent sign, a highly sensual sign, they’re usually hearts of the group, always struggling with choices and writing a journal 📓which is full of useful information, that they will never apply to themselves…

They are desperate lovers, truly in need for a partner day and night, and if they choose you, don’t run, you can’t run away from a fury. If Libra ♎️ moon 🌙 chooses you, just accept it and wait till their affection ends. There’s no other option. You’re doomed to be loved by a Libra ♎️ moon 🌙 , you’ll have a brilliant and unforgettable experience ❤️‍🔥cause they’re fucking monsters💀

“Deal” Besides being incredibly lovable personalities, who’s caring about their loved ones, always doing the best for them and never put them aside, Libras ♎️ usually struggle with choices, they can’t simply decide which path is better, and rather than being rational (as they always do with others) they ended at the floor sobbing if they can took one slice of a chocolate 🍫 in the middle of the night or rather they will go upstairs and sleep. If you see someone driving 🚗 and there’s a red light illuminating in front of them, but they keep moving slightly forward, still thinking “but I saw yellow light a second ago, so MAYBE I will drive through… or…?” - Libra ♎️ moon 🌚

"Nope! No, not really. Haha. I've been up all night trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working. We've done trust falls, we've tried sharing our feelings, we only have a couple months left before the angels come! *laughs manically* And at this rate-"

Now let’s see, what Alastor and Charlie missed and didn’t expect from themselves.

…breathing 😮‍💨 🫁

EXACTLY! They are breathing fresh air together. Both moon signs are air signs 🌬️ they have lots in common, high intelligence, same humor, same sense of craziness and insanity.

What else are they waiting for?

These two moons are freaking perfect to each other. Once they taste it, the flavor would never gone. And they will step aside from each other and keep returning to each other until the day their dance become closer and closer. It’s a slow burn relationship, but definitely a worth one. And we all know that 😤

well, that’s all folks! I hope you have enjoyed this as much as I did while writing!

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