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sexycartoonbabes · 1 year

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16 of My Waifus I’ve posted from 2022!

16. Scavenger hunting girl from Family Guy

15. Sally Lou (Private Snafu)

14. Ranfan (Dragon Ball)

13. Random background busty blonde in short-shorts from Family Guy

12. Uta, Candi and Shasta from The Simpsons

11. Swing Shift Cinderella/Red Hot Riding Hood

10. Sexy Little Bo Peep from Screen Songs’ The Lone Star State (1948)

9. Dexter’s Mom of Dexter’s Laboratory

8. Mrs. Lana Lockhart from Family Guy

7. Sewashi’s mother from Doraemon

6. Some random hot indicental female character from Doraemon in a ultra short minidress

5. Madam Cleopatra from Tex Avery’s Porky’s Garden (1937) Looney Tunes

4. Michiko Minamoto AKA Shizuka’s mother from Doraemon

3. Sexy leggy blonde movie theater usherette from Merrie Melodies’ Bacall to Arms (1946)

2. Princess Kashmir from The Simpsons

1. The best (and most overlooked) for last!

Marie-Helene, Emily’s sexy French nanny from Arthur from all angels and positions in her sexy green bikini

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gothcarmelasoprano · 3 years

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bimbofication in family guy

#brooke roberts #mrs lockhart #jillian russell #jillian russell wilcox #family guy #y2k #2000s #seth macfarlane #drew barrymore #family guy season 4 #family guy season 5 #jessica biel #lana lockhart

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crossdreamers · 4 years

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Great Thread on Why The Matrix Movies are Trans

NetflixFilm has posted an interesting thread over at twitter on the transgender aspects of the science fiction movies made by Lana and Lilly Wachowski, transgender women both.

(Screenshot of Lilly above).

In the comments I see that quite a few transphobes cannot stand the idea that their favorite science fiction movie was made by trans people and that it is (also) about transgender alienation in a world full of blind transphobes. Lilly Wachowski has confirmed that this is the case, though.

Here is the thread:

For years, fans of THE MATRIX have discussed the film through a trans lens. If you’ve heard the theory before or just learned about it, here’s a thread breaking down the trans allegory of the film, from trans writers and critics. Welcome to the desert of the real.

Lilly Wachowski recently looked back on the film and confirmed the long-discussed theory of THE MATRIX as an allegory for gender transition. “THE MATRIX was all about the desire for transformation, but it was all coming from a closeted point of view."

So how is THE MATRIX super trans? Writer @andrealongchu sums it up in an excerpt from her book “Females,” for Vulture: “Neo has dysphoria. The Matrix is the gender binary. The agents are transphobia.”

The “splinter” in Neo’s mind? That, for many trans folks, is a lot like the experience of being socialized as a gender that doesn’t align with their true gender identity.

Upon “waking up,” Neo begins his transition from one identity — Thomas A. Anderson, a name given to him by the machines — to the one he sculpts for himself — Neo, his chosen name.

Critic @willow_catelyn writes about the significance of Neo rejecting an old name (ie his deadname) for a new one (his chosen name) in her thread about the film’s legacy.

Interesting, isn’t it, how Agent Smith only refers to Neo as his deadname, Mr. Anderson, with a persistent emphasis on the “mister,” which Eleanor Lockhart, a professor at Rowan University, wrote about back in 2016.

And then there’s the whole red pill, blue pill connection. Not only is the pill literally Neo’s gateway to seeing the world as it is and the systems built to define and control his identity, but it’s also an apt metaphor for hormone therapy.

The rabbit hole goes deeper. As Chu writes, for years trans women have pointed out that in the ’90s, prescription estrogen was quite literally a red pill.

There’s also the character Switch (Belinda McClory), who was originally written as a trans masculine person. As Lilly Wachowski says, her and Lana's initial plan was for Switch to present as a man in the real world and a woman in The Matrix.

Call it a wild coincidence if you will, but it’s worth noting that one of the very first and last things you see on screen in THE MATRIX is the word “trans.”

Here’s the real galaxy brain moment: the trans themes of THE MATRIX aren’t only in the plot, but we could also look at the ways the film’s groundbreaking effects offer a visual representation of a trans experience.

Scholar @CaelKeegan, in his book on the Wachowskis “Sensing Transgender,” talks about how THE MATRIX’s visual aesthetics "teach audiences what it might feel like to live in more than one body."

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Look at bullet time: a technique to split time. Or as Keegan puts it, bullet time “gives the sensation of two temporalities at once… an effect resonant with the experience of gender transition and its multiple embodiments across time.”

While the Wachowski sisters weren’t publicly out as trans while making the films, in the doc DISCLOSURE Lilly speaks about the “burbling undercurrent of rage that I felt not being able to be who I was” while making THE MATRIX.

And this brings us to the concept of an egg. In the trans community, an “egg” is word for a trans person who hasn’t realized they’re trans yet. As Vox critic @emilyvdw writes, THE MATRIX “is maybe the eggiest movie ever made.”

Some have rushed to call Lilly's recent acknowledgment of the trans themes in THE MATRIX “revisionist” or “retconning.” And to that I say, who are you to tell not only a creator, but also a trans person, what was or wasn’t present in their minds while making their own film?

While the Wachowski sisters coming out post-MATRIX may have prompted fans to revisit their filmography through a trans lens, they were always trans women and THE MATRIX is and always will be a film by two trans filmmakers.

In the final scene of THE MATRIX the camera zooms towards the words “System Failure” in code. Neo says, “You’re afraid of us. You’re afraid of change” as the camera pushes through the letters “M” and “F,” quite literally creating a space in between, and beyond, the gender binary.

Lilly and Lana Wachowski gave us one of the most influential, enduring, and celebrated films of all time. Through THE MATRIX, they gave trans people the possibility of a cinematic world without borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible.

See also my post: The Matrix is a Transgender Story, Director Lilly Wachowski Says

#matrix #the matrix #trans #trangender #lgbt #lgbtqa #Wachowskis #science fiction

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vanitys · 3 years

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took this quiz for evie and honestly i’m not mad about the results

she got allison hargreeves at 90% and im looking respectfully (((: i am also screaming @ MARGAERY TYRELL !!!!!!!!! black widow, lana kane, jennifer jareau, maeve millay, and ASTRID LEONG-TEO !!!!!!! i am totally not biased bc i write them ........ dont look at me .........

the rest are under the cut (there was like ,,,,,,,,, over 800 total so i just took 102 of them lmao)

Allison Hargreeves (The Umbrella Academy): 90%

Iris West (The Flash): 89%

Dana Barrett (Ghostbusters): 89%

Laurel Lance (Arrow): 88%

Tess Ocean (Ocean's 11): 88%

Inara Serra (Firefly + Serenity): 87%

Joan Holloway (Mad Men): 87%

Beth Pearson (This Is Us): 87%

Bonnie Bennett (The Vampire Diaries): 87%

Caroline Forbes (The Vampire Diaries): 87%

Angelica Schuyler (Hamilton): 87%

Rachel Zane (Suits): 87%

Lana Lang (Smallville): 87%

Leslie Thompkins (Gotham): 87%

Sophie (This Is Us): 86%

Dr. Alana Bloom (Hannibal): 86%

Alexis Castle (Castle): 86%

Joey Lucas (The West Wing): 85%

Veronica Donovan (Prison Break): 85%

Mia Toretto (Fast & Furious): 85%

Lucilla (Gladiator): 85%

Donna Paulsen (Suits): 85%

Jennifer Jareau (Criminal Minds): 85%

Juliet O'Hara (Psych): 85%

Nala (The Lion King): 84%

Astrid Leong-Teo (Crazy Rich Asians): 84%

Bo Peep (Toy Story): 84%

Beverly Katz (Hannibal): 84%

Dr. Claire Browne (The Good Doctor): 84%

Anita (West Side Story): 84%

Lagertha (Vikings): 84%

Storm (X-Men): 84%

Ada Shelby (Peaky Blinders): 84%

Nancy Wheeler (Stranger Things): 84%

Camille Saroyan (Bones): 84%

Fleur Delacour (Harry Potter): 83%

Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender): 83%

Jadzia Dax (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine): 83%

Kasidy Yates (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine): 83%

Princess Leia (Star Wars): 83%

Maeve Millay (Westworld): 83%

Olivia Benson (Law & Order: SVU): 83%

Jules (Superbad): 83%

Lady Jessica (Dune): 83%

Carla Espinosa (Scrubs): 83%

Carmela Soprano (The Sopranos): 83%

Rarity (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic): 83%

Stella Gibson (The Fall): 83%

Jasmine (Aladdin): 83%

Joan Watson (Elementary): 83%

Aunt Polly (Peaky Blinders): 83%

C. J. Cregg (The West Wing): 82%

Abbey Bartlet (The West Wing): 82%

Peggy Carter (Marvel Cinematic Universe): 82%

Cora Crawley, Countess of Grantham (Downton Abbey): 82%

Maggie Hart (True Detective): 82%

Rachel Menken (Mad Men): 82%

Monica Hall (Silicon Valley): 82%

Taystee Jefferson (Orange is the New Black): 82%

Tami Taylor (Friday Night Lights): 82%

Beverly Crusher (Star Trek: The Next Generation): 82%

Deanna Troi (Star Trek: The Next Generation): 82%

Guinan (Star Trek: The Next Generation): 82%

Kurt Hummel (Glee): 82%

Abby Whelan (Scandal): 82%

Diane Lockhart (The Good Wife): 82%

Gisele Yashar (Fast & Furious): 82%

Meadow Soprano (The Sopranos): 82%

Claire Randall (Outlander): 82%

Kim Wexler (Better Call Saul): 82%

Annie January (The Boys): 82%

Lila Crane (Psycho): 82%

Skylar (Good Will Hunting): 82%

Elizabeth Burke (White Collar): 82%

Sansa Stark (Game of Thrones): 81%

Margaery Tyrell (Game of Thrones): 81%

Mercedes Jones (Glee): 81%

Angela Moss (Mr. Robot): 81%

Dr. Madolyn Madden (The Departed): 81%

Sailor Mars (Sailor Moon): 81%

Jemma Simmons (Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.): 81%

Sam Seaborn (The West Wing): 80%

Black Widow (Marvel Cinematic Universe): 80%

Addison Montgomery (Grey's Anatomy): 80%

Zoe Washburne (Firefly + Serenity): 80%

Rachel Chu (Crazy Rich Asians): 80%

Elizabeth Swann (Pirates of the Caribbean): 80%

Norma Jennings (Twin Peaks): 80%

Samantha Carter (Stargate SG-1): 80%

Janet Fraiser (Stargate SG-1): 80%

Tahani Al-Jamil (The Good Place): 80%

Olivia Pope (Scandal): 80%

Kevin Keller (Riverdale): 80%

Dr. Bedelia Du Maurier (Hannibal): 80%

Caitlin Snow (The Flash): 80%

Dr. Audrey Lim (The Good Doctor): 80%

Kiara (Outer Banks): 80%

Kate Beckett (Castle): 80%

Ellen Parsons (Damages): 80%

Shirley Schmidt (Boston Legal): 80%

Jennifer Parker (Back to the Future): 80%

Lana Kane (Archer): 80%

#idk most of the ppl on the list but im getting good vibes #lMAO #idk what to tag this as #it's not a study but #ig #˛ ⠀ ⠀ * ⠀ ⠀ ♡ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐃𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒⠀ ⠀ ‚ ⠀ ⠀ ﹕ ⠀ ⠀ 009.#i stole it from reh btw heh #also the scientist in me is vv intrigued by how the results and data were compiiled #esp bc i wracked my brain using pearson correlations for my major research #so AAA

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aparoxysm · 7 years

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Not to be predictable but Zack and Naomi!! (I hope it's not too late to request these ;~;)

HA, i absolutely adore you.

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01. Full name:

Zackariah Jordan Haylen, his name is a hot ass mess.

02. Best friend:

All his online friends LOL. & who knows. Maybe Wyatt eh?? 👀

03. Sexuality:

Heter...o...sexual I think. I’m like. Maybe 97% sure.

04. Favorite color:

Red.

05. Relationship status:

In a relationship with his Xbox. (Then eventually Penny, mhm, kid is punching.)

06. Ideal mate:

Someone who can challenge him, someone who can call him out on all his shit and be blunt and honest with him. But in a good way. In the way that they do it out of caring and idk; educates him I guess. Also they need to at least be tolerable of everything geeky. They don’t have to be a fan but they need to be able to listen to him fangirl for 50 minutes about things. Also needs to be able to binge watch movies and TV shows, v important.

07. Turn-ons:

Man. He is very much like a hormonal teenage boy, okay, it doesn’t take much. Literal cleavage or a good ass in some nice jeans or shorts, and he’s sold. But also; geeky girls, girls who know their gaming shit, but not more than him, his ego can’t take that. Also neck kissing, taking off his glasses to initiate go time~

08. Favorite food:

Take out of any kind.

09. Crushes:

Chloe Frazer (Uncharted)Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy VII)Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)Leia Organa (Star Wars)Mileena (Mortal Kombat)

10. Favorite music:

A lot of EDM probably. Mixes of popular and trending songs.

11. Biggest fear:

Being a n00b.

12. Biggest fantasy:

Joining the leagues of like.... Achievement Hunter & Funhaus, etc. Like he’d kill to play video games, give his obnoxious opinion and then just get sponsored and paid for it. (He’d honestly SO be the Michael of Rage Quit)

13. Bad habits:

Screaming profanity at his TV, throwing controllers, forgetting his manners, not cleaning his glasses because lazy, not looking both ways before crossing the street, listening to his music waaaaay too loud through his headphones, leaving everything on his basement bedroom floor.

14. Biggest regret:

Any time he’ll ever accidentally hurt Penny’s (or Wyatt’s, but mostly Penny’s) feelings.

15. Best kept secrets:

That he’s a type 1 diabetic and is RLY bad at it.

16. Last thought:

He squinted at her further, trying to read the girl, but that was like trying to learn the language of a Dovahkiin. And while that probably wasn’t impossible, it definitely was far too much effort in Zack’s opinion. He didn’t understand her angle, except for being a pest of a customer. Then again, though, all customers were pests to Zack. They involved time, dedication and a lot of fake smiling on his part. None of these things he was good at providing unless to a video game or good comic book.

17. Worst romantic experience:

Lol what romantic experiences. #Virgin4Lyfe

18. Biggest insecurity:

His diabetes.

19. Weapon of choice:

Satire.

20. Role Model:

I guess anyone from AH or Funhaus tbh.

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01. Full name:

Naomi Scarlett Turner.

02. Best friend:

Thea Hyde, @wineglam :’)And tbh I am kind of rly here for her and Penny becoming friends???

03. Sexuality:

Verse 1:Homosexual

Verse 2:Heterosexual

04. Favorite color:

Pastel blues & lavender purples.

05. Relationship status:

Never Been Kissed™.

06. Ideal mate:

Someone who could push her out of her comfort zone, someone who could challenge her, force her into taking steps she wouldn’t usually take and surprise herself. Someone who could make her live life a little more unplanned, someone who could get her to relax and just breathe. Someone that would tear down her expectation of perfect and show her that there is more to life than sticking to the rules.

07. Turn-ons:

Good vocabularies, people who are good at geography, extroverts, a good set of guy abs (sue her) / or soft womanly features. Intimate hugs, messing around in bodies of water ie; pools / showers / baths.

08. Favorite food:

Bagels with cream cheese. (And Tea !)

09. Crushes:

Mr Bingley (Pride & Prejudice).

10. Favorite music:

Lana Del Rey & Zella Day.

11. Biggest fear:

Upsetting her parents. / Telling her parents she’s gay.

12. Biggest fantasy:

Graduating with honors, getting her dream job (journalism), buying a home in America and never having to live by her parents rules ever again.

13. Bad habits:

Chewing her lips chapped when she’s focussed, stretching out her sleeves over her hands when she’s nervous or awkward, not saying what she truly thinks, keeping negative emotions bottled until they give her anxiety, not believing in herself.

14. Biggest regret:

That she’s never once stood up to her parents for her own good.

15. Best kept secrets:

Verse 1: That she’s gay & in love with her best friend.

Verse 2:That she’s actually never dated anybody, nor been kissed.

16. Last thought:

Naomi could relate to moments like that, moments where she’d been completely blind sighted to an uncomfortable arrangement her parents had made for her in her absence. She’d experienced her fair share by now, and to finally be a part of one felt like the ultimate demise.

17. Worst romantic experience:

None LOL. Or being in love with her best friend but not being able to admit it, I guess.

18. Biggest insecurity:

Pretty much from the way she looks to how she’s getting by in life.

19. Weapon of choice:

Knowledge.

20. Role Model:

Julie Andrews, Audrey Hepburn, & Jacob van Walscapelle.

#ch: zack #ch: naomi #THANK U FOR THIS BBY #it taught me that i hella need to develop them more omg hahahaha #both so basic so far #nierps

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