#Mick and Tibbs radiate a chaos duo to me

[palettepainter]

*slides over* I went to the incorrect quote generator again and made some quotes with the boys, inspired by @posies-and-bundles post.

Mick is mine, Gabe is @posies-and-bundles, Tibbs is @rottedbrainz

Mick and Tibbs: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other* Gabe: Gerald, exasperatedly: We have a guest.

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Gerald: Tibbs spat in Mick's ear today when they were sitting on the couch together. Gabe: ...What?! Why?! Gerald, shrugging: You tell me.

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*Everyone is playing a board game together* Mick: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'. Gerald: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'. Tibbs: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'. Gabe: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'. Tibbs: *flips the board*

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Gabe: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Gerald: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Tibbs: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Mick: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Gerald, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Tibbs, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Gabe, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Mick, trembling: What are we playing?!

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Gabe: *Gasp* Gerald: wHAT?? Gabe: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish? Gerald: *inhales* Tibbs, in another room with Mick: Why can I hear screeching?

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Gerald, pointing to the wall: What color is this? Mick: Gray. Tibbs: Grey. Gerald, turning to Gabe: Now tell them what color you think it is. Gabe: Dark white.

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Mick: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS! Gerald: And here we have a capitalist. Gabe: Did you just- Tibbs: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.

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Gabe: So, everyone, what does a story NEED? Mick: A character! Gerald: A setting! Tibbs, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.

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Gerald, in a room with Gabe, Tibbs, and Mick: It’s calm in here. Gerald: It scares me…

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Gerald, watching Mick and Tibbs fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? Gabe, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. Gerald: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three? Mick: Gabe. Tibbs: Gabe. Gabe: Me.

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Gabe, watching Tibbs & Mick panic : What's going on? Gerald: Tibbs is having a midlife crisis and Mick is just having a crisis.

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Mick: I didn’t know that air fryers are a real thing. Used to think that they were made up by the internet as a funny joke and that their purpose was to “fry air”. Tibbs: WAIT, BUT IT FRIES THE AIR TO FRY THE FOOD?? Mick: I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS A KITCHEN APPLIANCE, MY FIRST ASSUMPTION WAS SOMETHING AKIN TO AN AIR CONDITIONER! Gabe: IT’S NOT LIKE AN AIR CONDITIONER???? Gerald: You guys clearly don’t own an air fryer.

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Gerald: We call that a traumatic experience. Gerald, turning to Mick: Not a "bruh moment". Gerald, turning to Tibbs: Not "sadge". Gerald, turning to Gabe: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

#So many showed up with Gerald being the responsible one of the group #Glad incorrect quotes agrees Gerald is the only thing keeping these guys from setting a house on fire or something #Gabe too he seems mature #Mick and Tibbs radiate a chaos duo to me #Muppets #Muppets Mayhem #Muppet OC's #Tibbs #Gerald #Gabe #Mick #incorrect quotes