#Merlin is terrified that the moron will drop dead because of an allergy from modern imports

[gaiussleechtank]

Arthur returns and is fasinated by everything, most of all: the new food.

Merlin and Arthur come back from the supermarket, which was an entire fiasco in itself, and Arthur rumages through all the bags and pulls out all the food he forced Merlin to buy because it looked good.

Arthur pulls out a jar and reads the label aloud: pea nut butter. Theyve managed to make butter out of peas??

Merlin: what? No, peanut. Its a nut. Like a chestnut.

Arthur opens the jar, with little struggle thank you very much Merlin and sticks his finger in it and pauses because Merlin is glaring at him: yes yes yes, I know, manner and all, but no one is watching

Merlin being internally panicked and holding several epipens that have materialised out of thin air: yes. Manners. Obviously

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