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Umbrella Academy

season 2, episode 2

Here we go again!

All my reactions/live-blogging for this episode in a single post to avoid spamming.

"The Frankel Footage" interesting title...

Wait... Wait! Oh no... Oh no.... Don't tell me she's alive... Oh no...

FUCK!

Oh, so that's where the Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo song fits in. I was curious.

Wait, are they comparing Handler to Fairy Godmother??

I should cosplay this Handler outfit... Shouldn't I? Those shoes would murder me though.

Wait, Carmichael's name in the show is AJ? Why?

Rude fish.

Ahahah, AJ lives in a bong 😆

What's the 743 incident? 🤔

"I've dropped turds bigger than Herb" good to see she's still got claws.

Wow, the Commission is a really ungrateful bunch. I never expected to side with Handler on anything but here we are...

Is that a start map at the back of the typing pool?

Did Handler just get Five's old desk? Oh the irony...

Ahah, poor Dot. Every single time 😆

Body man! Ah! "what's that? Like a masseuse or something?" 😂 And Luther doesn't make it any better by replying "I take good care of Mr Ruby" 😂

Aww, Luther's existential crisis... Poor boy.

Luther, stop blaming Five... Dude, he did warn you that the results of time travel were unpredictable and he did save your life, stop being a little bitch and listen to your big brother.

Wait, did they actually serve alcohol to the 13 year old???

Ohhh, so that's what Hazel put in Five's pocket! November 22nd, 1963? Oohhh... (What's with Americans and putting the month before the day in dates? 🙄)

Ok, Vanya hoping that someone might be searching for her... Poor baby.

Ok, so Harlan is definitely bring coded as autistic. 🙏 Please make it good rep, please, please, please.

Aw, Diego turning politely so Lila can change. Cute boy.

Why do they keep getting into kissy positions? We get it, foreshadowing.

"you know the other window was open right?" Says the man that jumped through an unlocked door for the ✨ drama ✨

Hmm... I'm getting mixed feeling about Carl. I don't really want to hate him but... (I get a feeling in the end he and Sissy will patch things up and Vanya will end up giving up her girl, won't she? 😔)

Luther saw Vanya!!!!! Go after your sister, you dumbass!!!

So these Swedes are just rolling with the milk truck schtick, huh?

Police brutality. Of course. Very relevant to modern issues and very sad. Sadder that Allison could have kicked ass if she wanted and would have been justified but chose not to escalate.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE SWEDES DRINKING? 😨 That stuff looks like mercury but I'm guessing it's some super soldier serum or something?

"cousins on my robot mother's side" 🤣🤣🤣 I love Five's sass.

"imagine Batman, then aim lower" 🤣🤣🤣 omg, Five, I love you.

"why don't we just kill him?" You really are Handler's daughter, Lila...

But I am liking that Diego isn't completely lost yet, dumb but not morally lost.

Diego-Five banter is the best.

Damn cop won't even look at Allison. Fucker.

Ahah, poor Klaus just can't get away from the cult, can he?

"ahah, don't touch me" poor Klaus, he's sooooo uncomfortable.

Ooohh Professor Raymond!

Awww, poor Klaus... He can't handle the pressure and the expectations... History repeats itself.

I'm loving this budding Raymond-Klaus friendship... Can we PLEASE keep it that way?

"It's in the struggle that folks find out their true calling" Raymond, you have NO IDEA how right you are.

Klaus appalled at the racism 👌 me too, man, me too.

I love how Diego and Five react so chill to the screaming paranoid dude asking questions with a gun in their faces. "Such an open-ended questions" "really depends on the people" "yeah"😆

Is Lila painting Elliot's nails? 😆

"Hazel?" "Long story" "what's doomsday?" "Longer story" 😆

Dad!

Do the Swedes not talk at all?

Aww, Harlan, baby, you have my whole heart already.

Luther... Don't do it, hoe! That's your sister, I know you're scared but LOVE HER!

Luther, baby, are you having a nervous breakdown?

AAAAWWWWWWW!!!! Good boy, Luther! Good boy!

"you shouldn't be the one to apologize."

"I let you down. I did horrible things, things that I'm not proud of... When I could have just tried helping you. I thought it was my job to keep everyone safe, and I just... I just made it all worse."

"I never wanted to be the bad guy, so if you're bullshitting me, Vanya... I don't care. If you're hiding out here and don't want to be found, I understand. I just came here to tell you that I'm sorry... For my part in what happened."

I've been waiting for this apology for a year and it's so emotional, I love it. I love you, baby boy. The fandom better forgive him now, enough Luther hate.

Ahahahah, the Swedes are killing me 🤣🤣🤣

The outfits! The one cooking fish in the flower apron and underwear and fingerless gloves. The two staring, the knife contest. What weirdos.

Why is cat lady's head in the freezer?

Diego, stop making assumptions.

Did I mention I love Five's sass? Because I love Five's sass.

DS Umbrella Manufacturing Co. I still wonder what the DS stands for... And I wonder if they inherited the company.

So, you're just leaving Elliot tied up?

Aw, Lila having a breakdown... I still don't know if I trust her but I do like her.

Pinky swear. Aw. Diego, you can be a good big brother figure to Lila but you couldn't do that for your own siblings? Really, dude?

Raymond is such a good husband. Don't let this dude die, please.

Ah! That theory that Klaus would be found because of the cult members wearing his hand tattoos? WE CALLED IT!

I get a feeling Klaus is breaking into his own house...

"no talky, sleepy time now" adorable.

Ah! I KNEW IT, it IS his house. Nice place, Klaus.

I'm guessing Klaus got into the cult thing because he wanted to be loved (as he deserves) but went too far and now he can't take the pressure and the expectations anymore (and probably doesn't think he deserves it).

Oh boy, that chemistry between Vanya and Sissy... 😏

Uh oh, flashbacks.

Aw, Five is nervous to see dad. And Diego is being a decent brother. I like.

"when I was stuck out there in the apocalypse, there wasn't a day that wasn't by where I didn't hear his voice in my head" "what was he saying?" "'I told you so'." "well, if Dad's here, he's never met you before, so he can't say 'I told you so'" "I'm sure he'll find a way" - probably, it's Reginald after all.

Yeah, Diego, you and doors. You keep forgetting you have a literal teleporter with you.

DS Umbrella? More like BS.

Oooohhh the nuclear testing bunkers from the promos are actually Reginald's creation? Unexpected.

Oh, a gala! Yes, please, I want to see that.

Baby Pogo!

Ouch, that is definitely not the Pogo we know! Poor Five, that's gotta hurt.

Badass Reginald! (The music though! So condescending 😆) I'm impressed! Very secret assassin of you.

No! DIEGO! (the irony of the knife guy getting stabbed 😬)

Two eps down!

I need more!!!!

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