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trollsarecute · 11 months

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Can He Escape????

Creek: Hello Bronch.

Branch: I don't like it here! Please let me go!!

Creek: Mate, I'm afraid I cont do that......

Branch: I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT DAMMIT!!!!

Creek: *looks down at him and looks him up and down and puts a sly smile on his face😏...mmhmm...Oh I'm sure someone at your age thas weak con bring down a 30 year old mon. *walks up and kneels down and in his face he says* but you con try little buddy....but, by the time the doie is over....you'll learn that I'm older, stronger.....and bigger😈😈😈so say what you wanna say, think what you wanna think, but your wittle weak botay is no moch for may mate. *smirks and boops his nose* BOOP!

Branch: ugggghhh *struggles* WARNING!!!!! THIS WILL BEING GOING DOWN HILL SO I'D BE PREPARED WHEN READING....YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.....

*stands up and leans in as if he was a wolf tryting to get to his pray while being held back by chains* I'LL FUCKING END YOU!!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME DAMMIT???!!! I'LL CAUSE YOU PAIN AND SUFFEREING LIKE YOUR CURETTNY DOING TO THIS CHILD!!!! THIS IS CALLED FUCKING CHILD ABUSE!!!!!! I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY WITH IT!!!! *pulls hard at the chains hold him back and glares right into Creek as if he were a wolf himself*

Creek: *comes up to him like and gangster and stand there for a second before giving a really hard smack to the face then pinning him down harshly to the floor while glaring down to him* IF YOU ESCAPE!!!! *shakes him* I'LL FUCKING BEAT YOU UP!!!! EVEN WHEN YOU SCREAM OUT FOR MERCY!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND???????!!!!!!

Branch: *struggles* UGGGGHHH FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Creek: *huffs and puffs and back hands smacks him harshly* DO YOU HEAR ME????!!!!!

Branch: *tries not to cry* DON'T HURT ME!!!! G-GET OFF OF ME!!!!!!!

Creek: *rips all the chains off of him and ties his legs and arms up and hair. then grabs a whip from his hair and slashes at him*

Branch: *struggling hard to escape on the floor and screams at every hit* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH 😫😫😫!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Creek: *evily laughs* YOU NOW UNDERSTAND MATE!!!!!!! IK YOU DO!!!!

Branch: * breaks free and grabs the whip trying to yank it from him*

Creek: *gasps not seeing this coming and tries hard to pull and feels his strength* LET GOO!!!!! THIS WON'T END WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Branch: I DON'T LIKE BEING HIT!!!!!!!!

Creek: *yanks him over without warning and wraps one arm around him and the other holding his wrists and his hair curled up around his hair tightly*

Branch: *screams then squirms* LET GO OF ME!!!!! D-DON'T HURT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Creek: aww bronchie scared? Here I thought we'd be stronger then Creek.....

Branch: RRRGGGHH!!! STOP IT! LET ME GO!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

Creek: *Where his hair is tied he breaks some lose but leaves the rest tying his hair up and the part that's broken uses it to tuck underneath his arms and holds him hostage then uses another hair an d ties his wrists together and trickles his hands down his waist as every single Falange dab his skin*

Branch: *fells his hand as his eyes widen and as it tickles him it causes him to move as he moves his waist from left to right and scream like a girl* no, no! NOOOOO!! LET MEEE GOO NOO *jumps as if he didn't want to touch the ground with his feet and whines a scream* NO, STOP!!!! L-LET GO OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!! *squirms and struggles hating it all and lets out a girl like screech* 😭😭😭😭*tries to push away*

Creek: *a smirk craws across his face as he lifts up his arms*

Branch: *panics* NO/!! NOOOOOO!!!!! PLEASE!! STOP!!

Creek: *does it faster this time but digging deeper*

Branch: *fights him as he grunts then slides down as his body starts to run out of energy as he keeps screaming and crying now stuck unable to moves. Trying to catch his breath* ....OKay...OKAY!!!!!!!......YOU WIN!!! YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LET ME GO, STOP THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I.....I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*

Creek: *doesn't stop* well, you put yourself in his position, now you can't move and now you gotta suffer.........

Branch: NO!! -I-I-MMMPH!!!!!

Creek: *taps mouth shut*

Branch: *muffles* MMPH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * pulls arms and kicks legs but doesn't get anywhere and sits there trying to figure out what to do as Creek keeps tickling him*

A few seconds later

Branch: *as he is still thinking a stench of something burning creeps up into his nose and sniffs the air as he confusingly looks around then looks down and eyes widen as he sees its Creek hair that's wrapped underneath his arm still and freaks out forgetting he's stuck and can barly move and licks the duck tap and it falls down past the fire and he screams* CREEK PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!! LET ME GO PLASE!!!!!!! I'M-I'M-I'M- SORRY OKAY!!!! PLEASE LET ME GO!!!

Creek: *looks down at Branch then spots something and sees the fire as his eyes widen with fear and lets him go*

Branch: *rolls on the floor trying to get it off then it's gone* WHAT DID YOPU DO TO ME????????!!!!!!!!!! I'M A FUCKING KID!!!!!!!!!!! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????

Creek: *isa shocked on why he's accusing him for something like that* Bronch!! I never said I hated you!!!! and I didn't do that!!!!!! I don't now how it happened!!! I'm not going to accuse you, because whyt the fuck would you do that????!!!!!

Branch: *runs off but Creek grabs him*

Crek: we can go back to what we were doing if you want to??

Branch: *gasps at his grasp* LET ME GO!!!!!! LET ME GO NOW!!!!!!! IDK WHAT HAPPENED AND I'M NOT RISKING MY LIFE FOR IT!!!! SO GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls to escape*

Creek: Bronch, I hear you mate. B7ut unfortunately I cont let you go...

Branch: *kicks him* I'm sorry don't beat me???!!! *runs and tries to unlock the door but realizes he doesn't have the keys but feels someone behind him then feels two habnd grabs his arms from behind as he gasps and tries to get away* NO PLEASE I I I I I I-!!!!!!

Creek: woe, woe ,woe!! mate, take it easy. I'm not going to hurt you.

Branch: I don't trust you.....please i i i i b-beg of you PLEAAASSSEEEEEEE!!!!!! *sobs*

Creek: *slowly leans in and kisses him*

Branch: *as he feels the sudden wet kiss his eyes pop opens his eyes and panics but tries not to remembering what he'll do to him so doesn't do it anything and lets him do as he stands there suffering*

Hi guys, feeling better today. I'm really tired, got little to no sleep last night due to someone doing the wrong so didn't get to bed til late at 2 something, didn't look at the clock. I got sunburnt from being out at Hershey from 9 to 8 and I think my scalp got some because my head is hurting, I got summer school tomorrow. I really not wanting to go, but sadly I do. Anyways, I hoped you liked it. This was a lot longer then usual. I'm proud of that.

anyways.. odios!!!!!!!!!!

#trolls #dreamworks #dreamworks trolls #creek #creek the creep #branch #creepo #trolls branch #branchifer #brancho

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wpdariacutnes · 2 years

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Me: yeah im make fanely so long dys a story me ver andy the apple comunity and im say is so long be dys one like here Wall chapters is 10 so take so well finks a be wery long a riding dys hope a woring a be wery long

Someone: and next Day is test seceii im See now oso wery nice you

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Chapter 1 of 10

* generally, yes, that is, a woman, like a juggler, but she's tired of noting the sum and also, but when it is the end of the school year, she normally tanned the game so while relaxing, Karzdy did it and, like oginale, hello and welcome, beige, smock, and so, stickers, stars to collect and the classic tractor key *

Candy: why agien * but taiert be so make work now a not make next day*

Lady: hmh and someone say more? * more be piss a good job little* das fine das play a kid because das pastel classic a not here woring someone ritche? You pills idiot * move bons on kibort coputer* gooing a cute or ship...me like sheep

*Cutscene and little game a more bit mowe ritch and left das basket a head*

Candy: so canda help dys time like is now so orange days

Coffy: yeah das canda be so rund apple dont finks?

Candy: hmm not so fast canda? * das take bisket* but sure be fun

Coffy: so rule das fine frowing dys a apple/plums/ cherry

Candy: dont shut me of cherry im so smole

Coffy: no no im das gif dys a you kaching ok?

Candy: * say yes* sure im reddy and mr.basket

(what heppynt say no das run and say wona shut hem a cherrys a closck facepale)

Lady: YES FANELY *skriming solo a room as coputer play* im be so Homerecort get dys because im so fast a cliking buton im love self jokes How could it be that she would win the gray cup with her forehead (i.e. nie istnejoncy player p2)

*More later as das so nice dizaine look like game*

Lady: hmhm now save a recort losers HA!? And buton krach game or dys code glitch so *note dys and poke face how esly get trash* okey...why next a home me old frends a make me so piss off like code dys palette corors but are you bisexuality? Hmh ratatatata

* das normal dys glich sowing a piksher sowing a family tree*

Lady: pfff yeah but expleing me ask or ... * giggle now and wery rakun face* canda step colsk frends hihihi * take self a stupid lafing but dys* heeee.... okey im so wery funny and stupid now

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Chapter 2 of 10

Lady: *stil lafing a dys old one Day a say dys a das boss toking mett l skubi doo* das im say haha...ha but look im get smole plush of tea sheep is so smole is das me *mett woise like male shit* A ME BABY!?~

Boss: on coputer now

Lady: okey sorry sorry *on coputer* is old model

Boss: im dont care

Lady: -v- hmh * now das working normal rutin a das boss out a make out shop a buy pizza dys Day a she get wirtd face and weding logaling* ahhh energi boy is on now game fanely o one finks so after finish coffy game so now is not finish * note a how cherater be finish* so

"Coffy is finish

Sugar the sky not finish (eke: fish kach fish)

Orane the orange not finish (eke: moon lady)

Chally the cherry ( eke: closck man ) "

Lady: okey so now * take bit sylesly but normal* sugar im get pepsi hurey but eniłei im like her because sheep aaaa so cute me baby im hope not be senpai a sorry patner but canda frends bff be so gimi hug

Candy: * after it pie of plums and he just wiped it with his mouth a little bit of frost on the blood * good so moch♡ but what now? White the minute sugar and stupak fish's

Lady: white stupak well me frends love stupak fish me not is das look a stal life and start cry hmh " fish cant cry" but "fish can skriming noo"

Candy: * bit skert* a sugar what heppynt a stupak get me a bit a fly candy like is stil big finsh so im going die? * cute and wirts ask*

Sugar: noo das cant dead like dys oso stel more masiw be you so das fish more skert you like mochi

Candy: ugh stop im knows but enifing a charry dys like hem because code kuzin step *expleing bit one icident a now be creppy???*

Sugar: well be das nice hends up man as good job a jem so dys why dys like hem because code more ateshion sniki persen or das hate man a code ask her a not be you knows "player woman" like is not stupid ask her like come on like KIK closck a face did and start faitching chader

Candy: yeah * das take a esly game as list how fish look like after bit dark tone woder easy guessing on the basis of the shape like a drenane box for children and the day does the square have a hole? * but onesly me more weding time mochi so dys no meder same a cose make lot time a andy a das a neber a one you ask how long andy get solo room

*candy and sugar more lafing chader*

Lady: * bit cofuze a note canda glich or not be* emm das more old personalisty not 16 old be are you knows a canda sund like camera like white why taking a coputer

Candy: * sowing get a not do nofing buton* emm sugar

Sugar: yeah * cofuze as back a basket of fish*

Candy: how be fish a wirts long nect and hends prinds?

Lady: im das look a 5 sec o my god oso im neber dis ring... * cnoking a wall* wake up is creppy now

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Chapter 3 and 4/5of 10

* lady take self off coputer Day code dis icident*

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Chapter 6 of 10

Lady: so das frends play and say finish a orane so skrue you im told you a * woking sters* a not play nader cherater a paly sugar wona male asshole and redcording a self a dys scene a code fish guy push orane a woder of fun hmh thx man das thx going revange too maro

Okey so cherry hmm make her code enoing or das im dont knows femisam

Candy: sorry dude im woring you but never lising me * polegaze a orane the orange get push a woder as fish guy*

Orane: better tel hem a more one time im going joke a neck dys fish * he rubs his head with a towel, what sugar gave * grr...im selesly im kill dys man im off fish tale

Candy: das going later say so sorry das fine Relax

Orane: hmh yeah Relax like * he teased the towel in such a way that dina got this head and started to get pissed off mostly non-Jews* like yeah becuse is das smole deam fish and whatever me do das given more ateshion so das be woman or what * mett smark*

Candy: * jonki woise* im dont knows is older man a you das high code kolech and das o hello * rekenase pumking after take orane a neck smole pet canda*

Orane: he...he dude you knows im das jokeing a make herts a fish he...he

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Chapter 7 and 8 of 10

*code never see or understand as dys im drowing a 2012 or 2013 past a toking but is date makes so das fine is cute make man bit nerves as dys heppynt*

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Chapter 9 and 10 of 10

Candy: well das be so lonly now so das cherry like yeah

Lady: * ironic face* hmh charry now hmhm canda you grilfrend brr

Charry: hi what doing now like yeah im get sticker star so * just a small cigarette in her hand but it doesn't bother her that she smokes *

candy: y'know you das wona colecion one lest star sticker after a key a trag is a bratcher soo... can you stop smoking make because make a nevers

Charry: yeah im finish * puding a glas trash of sigret* oso im gif normal sticker because im fell not make but im das like you so * gif hem as hend and code smole piper of notbook*

Candy: o das so help me thx charry * das riding what is smole piper and her numer* swiming gatcher well * das expleing her a das See reddy a slow not be happy * emm charry das look im more me chillhood so das be frends you knows

Charry: how long look andy? * now be diface hem a not acept* like you knows a play only because das code ateshion a little bro a das now understand how woman get dill man like wery huge * be rude canda*

Candy: well because is me code smole sister and ask help not dys NATSTY STAWS like im get code war bit sky but look is das family and-

* charry das frowing Stani chewed and locked him for a punishment that he did not accept like a small flirt *

Charry: yeah toking self a dys long Day * levan candy like dys*

Candy: wow crazy woman be * woking more here as dar and plands * like war a what heppynt be to a patners o white cant because sowing spise be like now ugh wona on lap and go now

*nofing new das more actent yellow and blue code rezan a more frendly home/cofort home*

Candy: * skriming *

Mochi: hi baby

Candy: jezz crase you skerty me mochi me smachmelo man kuzin

Mochi: yeah sorry but eniłei das im hirding a door a cansa lost key this shikora took these keys with a ponpon and chewed on the hole in my roof * wanted to give candy normally but starts to tease with him *

Candy: mochi come on is not your

Mochi: * lafing * okey okey but das lest play a dys hide and sike

Candy: no im play andy ras clasic and boring more pumking did hame a colecion pumking

Mochi: a sure but old staws as chresmas tree a dys gold apple

Candy: * so happy * nice lets goo!?

* and so it looks nothing new but other bark and fags but the ending is better that he found but failed to burn the tractor lol *

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Offical epic note: 12.06.2022.r

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#candy and forest #mereal #wpexpleing #youtube #parents take rule #art 2022 #andytheapplecomunity

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boyneriver-fraser · 4 years

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How ‘bout that early release of Episode 1 The Fiery Cross? Spoilers, shmoilers. Pfft… what’s a 75-hour Tumblr embargo* when you’re accustomed to a 25-hour one?

After much whining, Season 5 finally arrived chez moi. What did I think?

Cold Open: Gave me chills, despite having seen it during promo. Murtz. In a kilt. Walking across a grassy field. Wind blowing through his hair. Reassuring a bereaved child. What’s not to love?

Theme Song: Missed (Mrs. Bear McCreary) Raya Yarbrough’s solo, but the choral version is already growing on me.

Opening Credits: Quietly thrilled to see Producer Caitriona Balfe, Producer Sam Heughan, and look forward to seeing their influence mid-season forward. (Remember, they received the new gigs after S5 production was well underway.)

Wedding Preparation: Beautiful dress with so many details to highlight the Scottish heritage the bride only recently discovered. So many sweet moments between Claire and Brianna and between Jamie and Brianna. “Je suis prest.” Da, your daughter’s a Fraser.

The (New) Wedding: The Frasers of the Ridge are here! (Chills 2) Loved the callback to S1E7 The Wedding — Jamie and Brianna’s walk through the doorway into the sunlight. Thought the juxtapositions were poignant — A reluctant bride in a dark church, hesitatingly saying her vows. A joyous bride in the great outdoors, eagerly saying hers. A small group of men, a tavern hostess, a prostitute, and no family-of-the-bride as guests. A huge gathering of friends and tenants of all genders and ages, and the bride’s parents, son, brother, sister-in-law, nephew, niece, great-aunt… and great-godfather, who managed to catch a glimpse from afar, as guests.

Fraser-MacKenzie Kids: Germain and Jemmy and Joanie, oh my! And Fergus and Marsali’s privately celebrating Félicité “in utero” was a lovely moment. (For anyone confused about number of the babies, Lizzie looked after Jemmy during the wedding ceremony, while Marsali held Joanie on her knee.)

“Some Shakespeare, anyone?”: Really, Lord John? 🤦🏻‍♀️

L is for the way you look at me: If you’ve never had someone pick up a guitar and sing a love song just for you… well, let’s just say Murtz wasn’t the first man to steal my heart. Rik Rankin truly has a lovely singing voice, and I will dearly miss Roger’s when… well… you know. Sigh.

Favourite Line: “I’ve got more on my mind than kissin’ and what have you, Mr. Fraser, Sir.” (Josiah Beardsley) What have you… 😂

Jocasta Cameron: Snob? Sly? Slut? All of the above?

Black Jack The Sequel: What is it with these corrupt redcoats? Governor Tryon annoys me more with each scene.

Hair Tics: I’m confident me ol’ pal @saint-hildegard-of-bingen is unable to count the number of times I’ve referred to myself as a heretic while talking to her, something I never did prior to reading the Outlander series, particularly The Fiery Cross. 😎

The Kilt: Oh, the kilt! (Chills 3) And the callback to S2E9 Je Suis Prest with the song Moch Sa Mhadainn. Powerful Scottish stuff.

Lighting Of The Cross: (Chills 4) I loved it and I’m not sorry. Highland chieftains set fire to a cross to call their men to arms. Period. Jamie lit his cross 90-something years before someone bastardized the long-held Scottish tradition.

Stand By My Hand: (Chills 5) So. Many. Feels. Loved the callback to S1E4 The Gathering. Isaiah Morton’s** realizing Roger didn’t quite get Jamie’s invitation, and teaching by doing, made me smile. Jamie’s being impressed Roger didn’t need to “Repeat what I say” made me smile more. Jamie’s looking to Brianna for confirmation before accepting Roger’s pledge made me tear up. Marsali’s pride at Fergus’s pledging his fealty — and at her not having to prompt Jamie to recognize Fergus’s worth — released those tears. The rest of the men’s lining up to more Moch Sa Mhadainn sealed the deal. Favourite scene, hands down.

Ghoistidh: Jamie’s knowing he’ll abandon Tryon eventually to fight alongside Washington, conflicting with Murtagh’s need to lead the Regulators and antagonize Tryon now, breaks my heart. And don’t get me started on Jamie’s releasing Murtz from his decades-old vow. 😭

Forewarning: If Murtz dies as a Regulator, and if Jamie is directly involved in his death, I will be inconsolable… about losing TV-Murtagh. Real Life Murtagh™ is safe, at home with me.

Sadly Absent: Young Ian. I really missed Ian. And Rollo. (Which is more than I can say for Lizzie. She looked at Josiah Beardsley on the big house verandah the same way she looked at Young Ian on the Cape Fear boat.) Hurry home…

Reality Bites: Too clean? Too modern? Too fancy? Too funny. Three of the four main characters touched a rock and instantaneously travelled 200 years. One of them three stinkin’ times. Reality left the building at 37:41 of the first episode. (Well, Frank saw a ghost at 24:20, but who wants to talk about Frank?) Embrace the fiction…

Closing Credits: Reports of Ronald D. Moore’s executive-producer death have been greatly exaggerated. Like the author’s, we see his name in big, bold font immediately before and after the episode. **I recognized Isaiah Morton by John Quincy Myers’ “Come on, Morton, time waits for no man” during the drinking game (if you didn’t catch him there, Isaiah was the first man to pledge fealty to Jamie), but I can’t put faces to book-familiar names Murdina & Arch Bug, Margaret Chisholm, Duncan Innes, or Ronnie Sinclair. Could you? 🤔

Get your act together, Starz, and offer your app to the rest of the world. *On W Network in Canada I’m able to start watching Outlander 25 hours after Starz app users in the USA and Puerto Rico start watching it. Of course when you change your cable package without subscribing to W Network and discover your thinking it’s available for free preview in February is a mistake, 75 hours extends to 85 hours, minimum, what with having to wait till morning to call to subscribe. Blah blah blah. 🧀 🧀 🧀 to accompany the whine.

Note: If you choose to read my recap/review(s), and think, “Of course she’s all positive and happy about the show; she wouldn’t say shite if her mooth was full of it,” you’re sadly mistaken. Few things come more naturally to me than being negative and critical. I grew up in an environment where, if you have nothing nice to say, you make sure everyone can hear it. I wrestle with the ghost of that environment every time I open my mouth. I refuse to let it haunt my blog. #TV #Fiction #Fun

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Gifs: @mclintocks (1 & 2), @thewanderingace (3)

#Outlander #Personal #Review #TFC #S5E1 The Fiery Cross #Claire Fraser #Jamie Fraser #Brianna MacKenzie #Roger MacKenzie #Fergus Claudel Fraser #Marsali Fraser #Jocasta Cameron #Ulysses #Too Much Of Frank #Murcasta shmurcasta 🙄 #Slut #190 #021820

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eatscapturesposts · 5 years

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Potatoes, Corn and random thoughts

Ahem!

Lest you jump up from your languidly reclining pose and ask me about the above, let me make one thing clear. I am as perplexed as you are dear readers.

So let me begin from the beginning and let you and me see if we can make some sense of what we behold.

Fasten your seatbelts, mix your Pisco Sours and let’s take off. ( Its some sort of fly lag L & G. I cannot do anything about that or probably it is the above beverage bubbling and I cannot do anything about anything, so bear with me as we go along)

Before the present day Peruvians were the Peruvians and the Spanish, who were unwelcome colonial conquerors, (like many of that ilk). Before them were the Inca Spanish (same as before). Before them them the Incas proper (whom we are concerned with in this piece). Before the Incas were the Chimus and before them the Moches.

You get my drift? Nothing changes yet everything does. 13.5 billion years this blue dot has been in existence out of which it has sustained life for 4.25 approx.

Yet, with man’s quest for more, more and more and the rise of fanaticism of one kind or the other, can we be sure that the blue dot what we call home will survive?

Ponder that for a moment.

Well, we could go on, on and on ! But, we won’t. We will speak of potatoes (above) and corn (below) And the mind numbing varieties of either.

While everybody agrees that the birth place of the potato is in South America, the exact place of origin is unknown and reason for the one or other open dispute between Chile and Peru.

In any case there is scientific evidence that potatoes were domesticated as early as 10,000 years ago in the High Andes of southeastern Peru and northwestern Bolivia.

The oldest archeological findings (of potatoes) were made in the area of Lake Titicaca, the area around Ayacucho and in the Valley of Chulca.

The word "papa" is originally Quechua and simply means tuber. (Now the penny drops! The lovely lady on the hotel desk calling me ‘Papa’, that is!)

There are 3800 varieties of potatoes in Peru.

Acknowledging

www.limeeasy.com

Pictures

Michaeljackson1948

BBC news

Spicedestinations.com

These Incas were an incredible lot. In the early 15th century they had dug out mountains, the Andes in present case and built cities in jungles. They had carved out terraces which we discover now to be for growing...well potatoes amongst other things. And they had become very rich and powerful. But more on that in my next.

Now, to potatoes.

Dear readers do you see the mind boggling things that have gone on here since the 11th or 12th centuries? Either the Moches or the Chimus or the Incas for that matter were quite choosy about the colour of their corn or their potatoes.

Just for a moment think. We go to our friendly neighbourhood Tescos and our Costcos and our Kirks and our Bhajiwalas. We choose from 2-4 varieties and we rejoice with glee.

If that is not downgrading of life as the Incas knew it, I don’t know what is.

So the next time you go to get your Maris Pipers, pause, say a prayer to which ever deity you believe in or if you don’t just say one anyway.

Just pray that in a 100 years we will at least have our Pipers and that they won’t vanish from the face of this Earth.

More maybe tomorrow.

They said I have to go snorkelling in these cold and choppy waters.

I have said no!

‘Hasta Luego’!

Ciao!

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wpdariacutnes · 2 years

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Me: das skic a make coputer better corors dys because dad me only do better as coputer because not get kreons ( babino) or woder corors so das make computer

Or make self a das ałtor dys mode a more take dil a dil because hey make Mode ritche so why corors dys a self on a more did like you dont wona see make corors dys a self

Yes max gets ala wofl tees??? Like canda be l dys me wer a more wold insade mouch look like so yeah sorry but ałtor tees is look esly and sowing time wirts bruken only me opinion

Aszhly im happy more a lapy out dys mod like im knows a what the hell nafe well...because is edgy mode and someone make blood art so me make nafe and dys okey because more is rock muzick makes so why not like hey someone make insade mod as corrupted mod and someone das like so why not how say a das angel asshole

Yeah max das fanely ferst time out like is ferst like make more coffy so dys rezan and corn? Im finks corn as halloween candy ( Google a candy as halloween or as halloween) and is not me oc is yelly oc and dys more a coffee soft bitch like yeah im knows skuze like dozynt look dys more a piano and bit but demich done yelly cant fix dys but is woman but pansexuality so das okeys well like backstory is okey too like not only use dys rezan ((like someone im selessy god stop make skini only dyz rezan okey thx))

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Eniłer expleing a oc yelly a me wery like her relly is wery did good but das dress a snow days make mini bit rudes but no das make code wet cringe like okey but yeah bit blushing

And dys notes a corn is a:

+pansexuality icon ( and is good done so smuwe why and heppynt well )

+ ego ship a sowing bit eke: orange skini (( im so sorry a for got dys mode but stel soone how knows a dys yers im cant in dys plase ))

+ is gender woman and das muzick a coffee staws ( canda a nice but more worm a next skini me opinion as coffee song because code "roling eye males a be clasic or sessy yandere" so yeah )

+ and like snow days and icecream (( dys rabit hole bit a bit hash but knows a make hem opesion so das Relax dont respont because you riding is make so jonger like after is 21 ))

But palette is nice is like halloween a corn and is white/orange (darker) / yellow (normal) and as dress is snowi dress so das coffe palette only and done das look not bed

And das pretty moch full why like and das okeys sorty is not be wery rude is das cute smakr

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Offical epic note: 05.06.2022.r

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