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https-hunter · 3 days

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Cobra Kai as goofy headlines

#wanted to do more but oh well #maybe a part 2 #cobra kai #ck #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #john kreese #terry silver #tory nichols #robby keene #demetri alexopoulos #eli hawk moskowitz

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soupforsoup · 1 month

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You'd think cobra kai is about breaking the cycles of abuse and toxic hypermasculinity that have kept you in a spiral of shame your whole life, and how holding someone you love up on a pedestal and ignoring their mistakes only limits you from self-acceptance in your own human flaws, and it is that but mainly it's just about how much Gay on Gay violence four old men can commit on each other before they either fuck nasty or kill each other

#I was gonna say 'before they get arrested' before remembering kreese johnny AND silver have all been arrested at least once now SKFGHISLHSKL #god thinking about what this show could be gets me SOOOO #cobra kai #cobra husbands #lawrusso #ck #karate kid #daniel larusso #johnny lawrence #john kreese #terry silver

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rosie-tyler · 19 days

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You're laughing. Robby thought Kreese was talking about LaRusso and you're laughing.

#like explain to me like i'm five how any of these have anything to do with ali #1) it's not just robby i highly doubt kreese knows/remembers ali #2) he's clearly talking about Johnny's performance in the all valley and all johnny's emotions there are about him not wanting to actually #hurt daniel like kreese wanted him to #cobra kai #lawrusso #john kreese #robby keene

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robbyykeene · 5 months

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Cobra Kai universe tumblr dash simulator

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important context: my dad sucks

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guys if this post gets 300 notes i'll make sure to thank Bofa in my sekai tai winners speech

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who????

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Bofa DEEZ NUTS hahahahaha GOTCHA

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I'm breaking up with you.

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i loav compuperrrrrrrshhns snajajakjs d snaa z

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#sale #cars #karate #bonsais #great deals #johnny lawrence sucks #fuck johnny lawrence #no not that way #larusso autos

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trapped in the torture chamber again (forced to do karate with my dad)

#if he tries to get me to wax one more of his stupid cars im calling cps #personal

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not evil anymore i want to be loved now

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“Maiming and killing is bad its against the law” God forbid women do anything anymore

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my sister in christ you literally stabbed me

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and i'll do it again anytime you want princess 😘

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#emo #sadboy #my dad sucks #i hate my dad #daddy issues #mommy issues #sadblr

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The karate mob has arrested me for feminism crimes and at dawn I will be canceled without trial. They gave me a computer with one post in the chamber and said to do the honorable thing. I do not recognize my own country

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HELLO????

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oh so you've got time to learn how to meme but not to call me back?

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it feels like only a week ago I had to explain uber to you...they grow up so fast

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guys relax @notbluebeetle made it for him

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way to kill the joke dude

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‼️‼️‼️ ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS ‼️‼️‼️

Alright listen up girls, gals, and nonbinary pals. You probably know a user going by the username @tortureiscool and might have even interacted with them personally. In real life their name is Terry Silver, and despite what some recent publicity stunts will try to convince you, they are deeply problematic. Recently I've seen a lot of thirst posts hailing him as a 'zaddy' and calling him the 'only ethical billionaire' (😒😒😒) so I needed to come on here set the record straight. In this post I'll be going in depth on some of the more fucked up things he's done over the years, so a big content warning for: abuse, grooming, gaslighting, psychosexual torture, unhealthy bdsm practices, drug abuse, the vietnam war, environmental pollution, and most importantly billionaire shenanigans. Also a BIG thank you to @larusso-auto-offical for helping compile this post. Read more

Based on your likes!

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reblog if you agree @tortureiscool @larusso-auto-official @neverdies @johnny16289293018276377282

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holy shit

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#guys i am TRUSTING you to not let the robby poll flop......PLEASE vote for the funny answer i am begging #don't let this flop i spent soooo much time on it #and yes i incorporated some of my own memes into the post #dash simulator #cobra kai #cobra kai meme #cobra kai dash simulator #robby keene #miguel diaz #johnny lawrence #john kreese #daniel larusso #sam larusso #tory nichols #hawk cobra kai #terry silver #demetri alexopoulos #anthony larusso

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gay-caveman · 10 months

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#i made so many of these #karate kid #cobra kai #the karate kid #lawrusso #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #terry silver #john kreese #jessica andrews #samantha larusso #text post

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sierrasmorton · 7 months

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COBRA KAI (2018 — )

#ckedit #cobrakaiedit #cobra kai #amanda larusso #johnny lawrence #john kreese #amanda steiner #courtney henggeler #martin kove #billy zabka #amanda larusso u have my entire heart -

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abusivelittlebunny · 6 days

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Part 2 because I feel like you guys deserve to see the other side of the page too asap ♡ Johnny needs to be bloody and quivering because he's so pretty when he's hurt♡

#my art #kobra kai #kreerence #lawrusso #johnny lawrence #william zabka #john kreese #martin kove #fanart #karate kid #watercolor

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scorpioncobrababe84 · 1 month

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Headcannons for how ck characters would soothe you on your period

Daniel would be so sweet, make you some tea or any snack you wanted. He’d run a bath, rub your back, he would even watch Mamma Mia with you or one of your other fav comfort movies. Maybe he’d have some sort of special thing he learned from Mr. Miyagi, like that green tea stuff from tkk3. he would make you feel special during your whole cycle, but especially cared for now.

Johnny would probably be a bit of an idiot. ask if you want some beer. he’d order pizza for you both and sit with you, put something on and hold you. maybe he’d help you stretch or something to “show those cramps you’re not a pussy.”

Terry would have top chefs making you foods that are good for your period, ensuring nothing could cause more cramps. he’d get a maid to run a very luxurious, lush bubble bath for you, he’d def give a really good massage, and probably want to have period sex to help with cramps? he is not squeamish at the sight of blood. he’ll either pamper you or pay to have you pampered.

Kreese would be surprisingly sweet and gentle i feel. if anyone gave you a hard time for not being so active and upbeat because of your period he would go ballistic on them and tell them that you can do things at your own pace this week. he’d def bring you ice cream, and ask if youre okay. he’d want to lay down with you and make sure your cramps arent hurting you too much. anyone or anything that hurts you is an enemy to him.

Robby would involve a lot of kisses. kisses all over to make you feel better. he’d be a great listener and let you get everything off your chest when you’re emotional. he’ll cuddle you, and give you a lot of reassurance.