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johnny-coxville · 2 years

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thanks for the requests. Can we have a Johnny knoxville x reader in which the decide to have a baby?

Johnny Knoxville x fem!reader fluff

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Beautiful baby boy

Your eyes scanned the test in your hand. Glowing. In your hand rested the stick. Two lines insinuating that you were pregnant.

Johnny and you had been planning to have a baby for almost a year now. Telling all of your friends that you would be soon carrying a child.

It felt like a dream as you stepped out of the bathroom. Johnny stood outside the door, biting at his nails. "Well??" He said cocking a eyebrow. You shoved the stick into his hand and he squinted.

Once he realized he squealed in excitement. "We're going to have a baby honey!! We're having a kid!!" He shouted beyond giddy. You were both a bit young. Early thirties. Though it was still the greatest news you had ever laid eyes on.

He pulled you into a hug, spinning you around. He pulled you back, and showered you in soft kisses. Kissing your lips and neck. You giggled. He let go of you practically jumping around the room.

"We have to go shopping! And tell everyone! And an-" He said all without taking a breath. "PJ calm down a little." You giggled. "I'm only a couple weeks." You said looking down at your stomach. It was going to be quite the interesting time.

You would likely need to get another pregnancy test, but you were almost completely positive you were pregnant. He smiled brightly. Picking up the phone to dial all of his friends to break the news.

Being that he was filming for his TV show Jackass, you went to the doctors by yourself alot of the time. Though he was there for the first ultrasound. He was there for the important appointments. Always by your side to comfort you. Soon enough you found out you two were having a little boy.

He wanted a girl, but he loved a boy just as much. You two picked a name together, and left the appointment. Picking out clothes for him, a crib, all the baby essentials. Everywhere you two went, PJ held your hand.

Once the nursery was set up, you both stood back with smiles. "I love you so much doll. I can't wait to see our little boy. I be he'll look as handsome as me!" He joked. You giggled and rolled your eyes.

As time went on, your date pushed closer. PJ had thrown you a surprise baby shower. Inviting yours and his family. Including all of best friends from the Jackass crew. You did sweet games with the guys, getting plenty of supplies for your up coming baby boy.

When the time finally came for his delivery. It was a cold October morning. Your water broke right before he had left to go film. He rushed you to the hospital. Sitting through all of your intense labor pain.

October 13th, your sweet baby boy was born. The beautiful eyes of your boyfriend's. You held him awhile. Admiring the hair he already had on his head. Swaddled in a blue blanket, with a duck hat on top. PJ looked at his son in awe.

He eventually was handed the baby, carefully bringing him to his chest. He smiled wide. You didn't think you had ever seen him so happy. The baby was sound asleep. He cried tears of joy looking at your beautiful child.

He had waited for so long. So extremely antsy. There for his little kicks, and rubbing your belly.

As the years passed by. PJ spent all the time he could with you and his son. Singing him songs, reading him bed time stories. Playing with him, even occasionally bringing him on set with you to show off the little man.

He dressed just like his father. Little chucks, a baby flannel and jeans. He was a giddy baby boy.

As he got older and older, speaking his first words. He loved all of his uncles. He would get extremely excited when PJ would make silly little faces for him. Or pretend to trip over.

You couldn't be in more love then you were watching them be together. He always attended the baby when you were tired, and was an angel of a father.

By the time he was six, he was already going out with his dad. Doing his own "stunts". Like swinging on the swing with his dad, or jumping on the trampoline. Doing silly things with his uncles. And occasionally spending some time with his grandparents.

He had a real soft spot for Bam, Bam having the same soft spot for him. He called Bam, Bam Bam. And he absolutely adored it.

He tried to teach him to skate on a little board, though he always seem to fall. You could never ask for more. Your baby boy was perfect, and so was your loving soon to be husband.

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hitmewithabusposts · 2 years

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Johnny x reader: Butterbean and him are boxing so the fellow cast member is the ring girl. She sees what happens to him which worries here so she comforts him as he gets patched up and they have their first kiss

“Is butterbean okay?” 😭

Boxing Blues

This had to be one of Knoxville’s dumbest ideas yet. While all of the guys did stupid shit all of the time (myself included), I think I have the most common sense when it comes to determining what’s ‘too far’. And Knox has crossed it yet again. And no, my feelings for the annoyingly perfect southern man who only occasionally made me become a blushing mess has absolutely nothing to do with my concern.

“Johnny you’re going to get that pretty face punched in” I told him as I helped pull his boxing gloves on, watching his smile when I said ‘pretty face’. I was playing the ring girl in this, but frankly I didn’t want to watch the guy I’ve liked since I got here get absolutely destroyed by a pro-boxer.

“Don’t worry about me sweetheart, I’ll be okay I promise” he said as I tightened his last glove and he walked over to the store we were outside of, ready to go in.

We began filming and I led the boys inside when they started to box. It immediately went south, Johnny getting punched in the ribs and head multiple times. We paused for a moment to check on how he was doing and Butterbean insisted Johnny punches him so he won’t feel as bad, because Knox wanted to continue the fight.

“Don’t be stupid Knox, just call it off I can tell you’re not feeling well” I whispered to him as he stood off to the side, tightening his gloves. “I’m fine, I promise” he said back, walking back to continue the fight.

He threw a punch that hit butterbean, but was then almost instantly KO’d, laying on the floor between 2 glass cases. He was clearly unconscious and started making noises like he was snoring. I quickly ran over to him and crouched down on the floor as Jeff had started to call for medics.

I tapped his arm, watching as his eyes tried to open a couple times and as medics put him on the stretcher to take him to the back of the ambulance so he could get checked out. When on the way to the ambulance, I walked beside quickly and the first thing I heard him say was “is butterbean okay?”

I whipped my head and saw him laying back, his eyes half closed, clearly in pain, but smiled at the fact that he was alright and concerned about butterbean. “Yeah honey, he’s alright” I said, climbing up in the ambulance to sit next to him on the bench as they got him situated sitting down.

They said he had a serious concussion, and he had hit his head on the floor so they were stitching his head up as I sat next to him still and held his hand, saying it was for ‘support’ even tho he’s had more concussions and stitches than anyone here.

The medics told him to stay there as they went to talk to Jeff and get the medical papers to the right people, leaving Johnny and I in the back of the ambulance alone. “You know I’m mad at you” I teased, elbowing him lightly in the arm. “Really? Why’s that sweetheart?” “Because I told you not to keep fighting and look at you now”

He smiled and turned to face me, saying, “looks like you’re just gonna have to take care of me, huh sweetheart?”. I smiled, and looked down at his hand still holding mine, and back up to find he was still staring at me. “You don’t need to ask me twice”. And for whatever reason, he leaned forward, connecting our lips, using his hand that wasn’t holding mine to cup my jaw. I could taste the cigarette on his breath and the mint gum he had just been chewing before the fight and I never wanted it to stop. But he finally broke away from me, leaning his forehead against mine. “Does that count as payment for you taking care of me?” He joked, making me smile just like he always does. “Only if you promise to keep doing it”.

#johnny knoxville #jackass #butterbean #jackass forever #jackass fic #jackass 3d #jackass 2.5

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knoxvillegender · 16 days

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this facial expression is so hot for no fucking reason

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE in JACKASS 2.5 EXTRAS (2007)

#ender.txt #queued #johnny knoxville #jackass #jackass 2.5 #jackass 2.5 extras

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you-fuckers-are-asses · 2 months

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#jackass #jackass 2.5 #johnny knoxville #bam margera #steve-o #wee man #Preston lacy #chris pontius #dave england #ehren mcghehey

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bloatedandalone04 · 1 year

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➪the one where johnny moves on two months after you break up.

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Warnings: jackass related topics, mentions of blood, emotional cheating, swearing | Thank you for 700 followers <3

Do not repost anywhere or claim as your own.

It came with a warning; both from the crew and yourself.

Don’t let your feelings get in the way of your job.

Work was work, but working with your now ex boyfriend was going to be nothing short of brutal.

You met Johnny back before Jackass was even a thing and almost instantly, you were together. He added you to the group on the spot, your title being the first female Jackass, and rightfully so. You did some pretty messy stunts that made even him nervous.

Your relationship lasted all throughout the Jackass show, the movie and a couple years after. Six years is a long time for someone like him, you realized.

But for you, it wasn’t nearly long enough.

It was hot out, God was it ever, but that still didn’t stop Johnny from keeping your body firmly placed on top of his.

He sat in a chair under the tent, the sun being blocked by both the roof and his signature sunglasses. You sat on his lap, your back to his front while you read from a magazine.

He was waiting for the crew to be ready to film round two of the Golf Course Airhorn, so he was wearing camo, a big difference to his printed t-shirts, jeans and red converse. It was a change, but one you found attractive.

As weird as it sounded, you found his dedication to do the bare minimum (like wear a costume) for his job unbelievably hot.

“Fuck me, is it hot out today,” he said quietly, more so to himself. His arms were lazily draped around your waist, his hands on your thighs where his fingers ran up and down your skin.

You hummed, having heard him clearly. “Time and place, baby,”

Johnny, not expecting your answer, laughed quietly. He leaned forward and placed his chin on your shoulder, pressing a kiss to the side of your neck. “How ‘bout now and right here?” He asked, placing another kiss to your skin, this time to your shoulder blade. “Or, you know, in there.”

He nodded towards the trailer, making you hold back a smirk. “You have no control, do you?”

“None,” he grinned.

Before you could respond, Jeff called him back over. “Darn,” you whine as you stand up, tossing the magazine onto the table. “Leaving already?”

Johnny placed his hands on your waist once he stood up, towering over you with his height. “Duty calls, baby,” he presses a quick kiss to your lips, followed by two more before he moves away from you, grabbing the air horn on his way back to Jeff.

Fuck him.

“Are you doing okay?” Ehren asks from his place beside you.

You look over at him, taking your eyes away from the window and the passing scenery. “Yes,” you say, not convincing a single person in the car. “I’m fine. Why?”

Ryan turns around from his seat in the front. “Because you haven’t said a single word since you got in the car,”

“That’s not true,” it was. You sunk down in your seat, crossing your arms as you looked out the window again. “I’m usually the quiet one of the group, anyway.”

Bam laughed from where he sat in the driver’s seat. “Bullshit,”

You glared at his side profile, his recently cut hair making it easier to see his face. “No,”

“Yeah,” Ryan said. “You and Bam are the most obnoxious and loudest fucker’s I’ve ever met.”

Bam took one hand off the wheel to smack his best friend. “Shut up,” he muttered before he looked at you in the rear view mirror. “It’s kinda true, though.”

“Yeah, well,” you trail off, shrugging. “I’m just really not looking forward to shooting this movie.”

Ehren looked over at you. “What?” He asked, trying to hide his shock. “You love doing this kind of thing.”

“I did,” you mumbled. “But are you forgetting who introduced me to this kind of thing?”

Ehren looked away, pursing his lips. “Right,” he trailed off. “Sorry.”

Bam turned to look at you, taking his eyes off the road and making Dunn reach over and steer for him. “Did you hear about his new girlfriend?” He asked, having no filter for his words at all.

“Dude!” Ryan smacked Bam this time.

You shake your head as he turns back around, swatting Ryan’s hand from the wheel. “Yeah, I did,” you wish you didn’t.

It had been two months, how could he have moved on that quick? You were together for six years. Six.

You couldn’t even bring yourself to glance at another guy at the moment, and he was already official with someone else. Were the last six years just forgotten about? Did he even cry after you broke up? Did he even care?

“Do you think he’ll bring her to set?” Bam asked, clearly not getting the message that Johnny and his girlfriend were the last people you wanted to talk about.

“I don’t know,” you mumbled.

“If he does,” he turned back around to you. “I’ll shield you from her gold digging ass.”

You smiled slightly at that, nodding. “Thanks, Bam,”

“Jesus, would you keep your eyes on the road?” Dunn muttered, pulling Bam by his arm so he was facing forward. The two began bickering as you turned to face Ehren.

“Are you at least excited for our stunt?” The stunt in question was one you came up with together, called the ‘Surprise Boxes’. It’s basically just you and Ehren sticking your hands into various boxes that could be filled with literally anything; bugs, snakes, rats, nails, cactus - anything Jeff could get his hands on. It was a nice and relatively friendly stunt to start off the movie.

“Yeah,” you say, genuinely smiling at him. “I am, actually.”

Ehren grins at you before looking out the window and listening to the bantering best friends, and you do the same.

“How’s your head, princess?” You ask as you enter the living room, ice pack in hand, and sit on the armrest of the couch that Johnny was sprawled out on.

He just got back from filming the Golf Cart stunt, where Dunn completely totaled the cart by flipping it on its side, making the entire thing nearly land on Johnny.

He groaned, holding his hand out to you. “Just peachy,”

You laughed and handed him the ice pack, watching as he placed it on his head before letting his arm drape off the edge of the ouch. “Awh,” you murmur, standing up and crouching down next to him. You remove the sunglasses from his face that he hadn’t bothered taking off when he got home then fell onto the couch. His eyes were closed and you assumed he had a headache the size of Mars right now. You lean forward a bit and press a chaste, barely there kiss to his lips, watching as he smirks, his eyes staying closed.

“I’m feeling better already,”

You rolled your eyes, standing up straight. “I’m sure you are,”

Before you get the chance to walk away, his arms wrap around you and pull you to the edge of the couch, the movement making the ice pack fall to the floor. “Stay with me,” he mumbled. “Please, I’m hurt.”

“Oh, God,” you muttered at his whiny voice and took his hands in yours, pulling him up slightly. You move so you’re sitting down, your elbow resting on the armrest and your hand finding Johnny’s head as he laid it down on your lap. Your fingers gently scratched at his scalp, hearing the relieved sighs he let out at the feeling. “I told you letting Dunn drive was a bad idea.”

“Yeah, yeah,” he mumbled. “I should’ve listened to you.”

You grin, ruffling his hair in between your fingers. “Lesson learned, then?”

“Absolutely,”

Being back on set was surreal. It had been years since you last filmed any stunts, due to the gap between the first and now second movie, so you were a bit nervous while also so excited.

Fuck what you said in the car. This is what you were meant to be doing.

“Man, it feels good to be back,” Steveo said once you, Ehren, Bam and Dunn were standing under the tent that was set up. “Y/n! How ya doing?”

He opened his arms and pulled you in for a hug. “I’m fine,”

“Is Knox here?” Dunn asked, to which Steveo nodded and moved his head towards the trailers. Without meaning to, you look over and your face falls at the sight.

There he was. And there she was.

Johnny sat on a chair that was beside the trailer, his arms wrapped around his girlfriend’s waist, his fingers trailing up and down her jean covered thighs. His eyes were covered by his usual sunglasses, so you couldn’t tell what he was looking at. However, when his head turned in your direction, you immediately looked away and went to stand next to Ehren.

“Finally, the rest of you are here,” Jeff said once he saw the four of you. “Ehren, Y/n, you ready to film Surprise Boxes?”

“Yes,” Ehren said excitedly. You just nodded, not being able to bring yourself to glance back at your ex once they began walking towards the building.

“You wanna come watch?” You ask Bam, who was sitting under the tent next to Dunn.

“Uh, yeah,” he said, standing up and following you.

“I wanna watch, too!” Ryan called out as he ran to catch up to the two of you.

It was nearing three in the morning when Johnny stumbled into your shared bedroom, the familiar smell of booze and smoke present on his clothes.

“Johnny?” You ask as you sit up in bed.

“Hi, doll,” he answered back, his eyes on his phone as he typed what appeared to be a text message.

“You’re home late,” you point out, leaning back against the headboard.

“Yeah,” was all he said as he continued texting someone.

“Who are you texting?” At that, he looked up at you and put his phone on the nightstand.

“No one,” he said, crawling onto the bed and pressing a kiss to the side of your head. “I missed you.”

“You too,” you trail off as he stands back up and walks into the bathroom. You furrowed your brows when you heard his phone go off, indicating he got a text message. You had the urge to check it, but didn’t want to be the nosey girlfriend no one wanted.

So, instead you listen to it beep two more times before rolling onto your side and attempting to fall back asleep.

As you and Ehren stood behind the long table, you felt your hand beginning to shake as you looked at the boxes in front of you. There were small holes in the top of each, big enough to fit your hand through, but small enough so you couldn’t see what was inside them.

Seconds later, Jeff gave you a nod, signalling that the camera was now rolling. “Hi, I’m Danger Ehren,”

“I’m Y/n,”

“And this is Surprise Boxes,” Ehren announced as he stuck his hand in the first box. Almost immediately, he pulled his hand out, a yell of pain leaving his mouth as he stepped away.

You tried to keep a fake nervous look to keep the skit going as long as possible, but failed as you laughed loudly. “What was it?”

“Dude, I don’t fucking know!” He said, shaking his hand in an attempt to soothe the pain. “It was pointy!”

You shake your head as you stick your hand in the same box without thinking it through. You pulled back quickly, a loud ‘ow!’ leaving your mouth and making Ehren laugh from his place behind you.

You had no idea what was in it, just that whatever it was had a sharp point that could’ve easily drawn blood had you pressed down on it hard enough. “We’re not supposed to guess what’s in these, right?” Ehren asked, the two of you looking behind the camera and at Jeff, who just shook his head, an amused smile on his face.

The second box felt nothing short of disgusting and you didn’t even want to know what it was after you saw what was left on your hands. “Oh, my GOD, this is disgusting,” you say as you wipe your hand on the paper towel that was placed behind the boxes and out of view of the camera. Ehren did the same, but instead of wiping it on the towel, he wiped it on his pant leg.

The third box was a lively one, as when Ehren shoved his hand in, he instantly took it back out. Wrapped around his index finger was a very large spider, its fangs stuck in his skin as it clung onto him.

He screamed while trying to fling it off him, making one of the animal experts come over and carefully remove it from his finger. “I am not putting my hand in that one,” you state while Ehren held his now bleeding finger.

“Yes you are,” he said, his voice bitter.

“No, I’m not,” you say and he rolls his eyes.

“Fine, then you do the fourth one by yourself,” he compromised. “Bam can do the last one.”

Bam, from his place behind the camera shook his head, but you knew he’d end up doing it anyway.

“Fine,” you agree, moving around him and hesitantly putting your hand in the fourth box. “Oh, my fucking God. What is this?”

Ehren held back a laugh as he looked at your disgusted expression. “You tell me,”

“I have no idea,” you say through clenched teeth, your fingers grazing whatever it was that was in the box.

It turned out to be a bowl, yes an entire bowl, of pig semen that triggered your gag reflux and nearly had you throwing up. You coughed violently while motioning for Bam to come over with the hand that wasn’t covered in the release of a pig.

“It better not be anything like that,” he said as he went right for it, pushing his hand inside the box. He waited for a few seconds, looking over at you and Ehren with a confused face. “I don’t feel anything-”

As soon as he said that, a snake popped his head out of the box as it began wrapping itself around his arm. Bam let out his signature high pitched and broken sounding scream as he jumped away from the box, the snake letting go and falling back inside.

Bam ran around the side of the table and out the door, making everyone in the building erupt with laughter.

“What’s the matter?” You ask, pausing the movie that you and Johnny were currently watching.

He looked over at you, a bored expression on his face. “What?”

“What’s wrong?” You ask again, sitting up from your spot beside him. “You’ve hardly said anything all night.”

Johnny gave you a look. “We’re watching a movie,” he pointed out. “You’re not supposed to talk during movies.”

You squint at him. “You always talk during movies,” you say, only being met with a shrug. “Johnny! What’s the matter?”

“Nothing,” he pushed your hand away when you reached out to touch his arm, unknowingly sending a jolt of pain right to your heart.

You looked at the side of his head while he looked at the paused screen. Quietly, you ask, “Is it us? Is there something wrong with us?”

This made him look over at you. “What? No,” he said, giving you a forced smile. “You’re being paranoid. Let’s just watch the rest of this movie, okay?”

Your face fell at the word ‘paranoid’ and you moved away from him, something he didn’t seem to notice, and pressed play.

Only seconds pass before his phone goes off. He grabbed it, a small, but genuine, smile on his face as he typed out an answer to the text. His attention was off the TV now, and his eyes stayed glued to his phone for the rest of the movie.

“Of course I would get that one,” Bam said as you, Dunn, Ehren and Pontius sat around the table that was under the tent. “That is so fucking gross.”

You shook your head while Dunn laughed. “We didn’t plan that, I swear,”

“Yeah, right,” Bam muttered. “I just happened to stick my hand in the one box that had a fucking snake in it?”

“Dude, we had no idea there was going to even be a snake,” Ehren said, making Bam shake his head.

Incoming bratty Bam.

It was only a few seconds after that when you heard the familiar voice that belonged to the one and only Johnny Knoxville. “Hi, guys,” he said, making everyone look up at him, including you.

“Hey, Knoxville,” Dunn said.

Bam took his eyes off the tall man and looked at the much shorter girl next to him. His eyes were on you instantly as he gave you a look. The do you wanna get out of here look, to be exact.

“I just wanted to introduce you all to my girlfriend, Jenna,” Johnny said. “This is Bam, Ryan, Pontius, Ehren and…Y/n.”

While you were trying to figure out why he said your name like that, Bam looked the couple over before nodding. “Johnny and Jenna,” he looked over at you. “That’s unique.”

You fought back a smile as you shook your head, looking up at the pair. “It’s really nice to meet you,” it really wasn’t.

“You too,” she said, but you could tell by the way she said it that she didn’t mean it at all. “Well, we better get going, right, honey?”

Johnny kept his eyes on you for a few seconds before he turned to look at her. “Just a sec, doll,” he says and you look down at your hands when you hear the pet name. “Y/n, can we talk for a minute?”

This makes you look back up at him, confusion lacing your features. “Um, sure,” you say as you hesitantly stand up, not missing the way Jenna glared at you as she took your spot. Johnny led you over to the area behind the trailers and you could only imagine what he was going to say to you if he had to do it in private. “What’s up?” You ask as you cross your arms.

Johnny scratches the back of his neck. “This isn’t going to be weird, right? Us working together?”

You shrug, trying to seem as uninterested in the conversation as possible. “We’ve been working together for years now,”

“Yeah, but that was when we were together,”

You feel a sharp pain in your heart at his words, but hide the look of betrayal as you stand up straight. You don’t even come close to his height. “I’ll just do what you’re doing,” you say and he gives you a confused look. “Pretend that the last six years never happened.”

Johnny furrows his brows, stepping towards you. “I’m not pretending that they didn’t happen, I-”

“No? Really? Because the last time I checked, you found someone else two months after we broke up,” you mutter, beginning to feel overwhelmed, angry and hurt all at once. “Or maybe you were talking to her when we were still together.”

His eyes widened at the accusation. “I never cheated on you,”

“I didn’t say that you did,” you say, your voice void of emotion. It made his heart skip a beat at how put together you seemed, despite you not being able to look him in the eye. “But I’m asking you right now; did you start talking to her while we were together?”

Johnny doesn’t meet your eyes as he looks down at the ground. You knew that his dark brown orbs would be swimming with guilt, so you were almost glad he couldn’t bring himself to look at you. “Yes,”

You tense up at the answer, your eyes stinging as you nodded. Stepping away from him and dropping your arms to your sides, you turn away. “That’s all I needed to hear,”

He reached his hand out to you. “Y/n, wait,-”

“Goodbye, Johnny,”

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