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#Jack going 'i don't see how it is funny' but tbh i've been laughing ever since Arthur said giving Lucy blood was like marriage
icharchivist · 2 years
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out of all the things to expect from Dracula, i didn’t expect to see, in the text, van Helsing going “oh my GOD we’re ACTUALLY a polycule”
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famdommcfanface · 2 years
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Fuck it I'm liveblogging the spn finale too. Christ this is going to be awful
Okay but last episode was kinda weird. Like they kept playing happy music over footage of the boys just being close to tears I stg. I find it strangely funny.
Finally free... to die! Lol.
The dog! Dean hates dogs wtf. I think Sam should have bonded with the dogs.
They're like 'haha Dean's so messy' and I don't think I've even attempted to make my bed in my entire life.
Actually the idea that this episode takes place in 2025 makes me sad. Like they were just in the bunker on their own for five years. It just seems very lonely without Cas and Jack.
Ah. The pie thing. Yes y'all talked about this.
I'm thinking about Cas too and if this takes place five years later get over it tbh.
And there's that high class comedy that we come to spn for.
Right are we meant to recognise these guys? I'm on edge because I know there's people we're meant to recognise in this episode but I also know I will not recognise them. I don't think it's these guys though.
Singer and Kripke gkvhlctjx fucking hilarious guys
That is not a bad drawing I wouldn't be able to recreate it that well.
The journal's barely been in the show for like ten years tbh and they're like 'we need the journal for the finale!!!'
You have no proof these guys are supernatural tho you might just be beheading random murderer dudes (which they're against I think)
Christ trying to cut someone's head off with that knife would be nigh on impossible I think
Yes yes they're like Alex we get the picture.
Ah, saving children, that's a suitably heroic ending I guess.
Let Dean use the shuriken! Come on, what harm can it do? He'll probably just miss.
Come on there's four vampires just murder them. Y'all took on god I think you can handle this without, I don't know, Dean dying or something.
Ah she's the one I'm supposed to recognise isn't she!! I don't do not recognise her. God Sam looks young.
Well that was frankly pointless. Nice to see you Jenny, whoever the fuck you are.
Oh god the nail! The foreshadowing!
Hahaha this is actually really fucking goofy I don't know what to tell you
Rip Dean Wincester you would have loved tetanus shots
The idea of this killing him is actually hilarious genuinely laughing right now. Dean has faced god and won but up against five vampires and a rusty nail and he's fucking dead
This is such a bad ending btw. It was always going to end like this for Dean and that's why it shouldn't? Dean always wanted a family, a home, and like Sam is his family and they're happy I guess but also like Dean always wanted kids?? And he thought he could never have them because he thought this is how he would go down and idk he was right I guess.
Once more, the theme of supernatural is that life sucks, love is pointless and you're all going to die cold and alone. Interesting way for the story to go.
Christ Dean's nearly dead and we're only half easy through the episode.
You're trying to make me sad but this is so fucking ridiculous I'm sorry. Dean has died like five times before but this one is permanent I guess.
Aw okay that's kind of sweet.
Sometimes there's a scene and I hate it but I'm like 'damn the Wincest shippers are winning huh'. I wish they weren't I'm sorry but I just know they love this scene. Sorry guys it's weird.
Thank you Dean! Y'all don't say I love you enough to each other, like the brothers specifically.
Dean has been dying for five straight (ha) minutes now. Getting a little bored lol.
Dean's happy ending is death? Really? Fuck this shit I stg.
The great Dean Wincester being taken down by five vampires I still can't fucking get over that.
Do we ever get a name for the dog I want to know the dog's name. Although I'm glad Sam ended up with a dog that's his happy ending.
Things burn so fucking quickly in spn.
I feel like the rest of the episode will be a montage but it can't be there's 16 minutes left!!
Aw poor Sam.
Can't believe Mary gets to be in on the family graffiti. Sorry I do not like Mary she's just kind of annoying.
Dean's room is so clean I stg what is up with that.
Dean's other other phone! Yay! Surprised he doesn't keep it on him people are calling it all the time, although maybe that's why it always goes to voicemail.
Donna's alive! I sort of assumed but it's nice to know. Which btw means Eileen is alive which means WHERE THE FUCK IS EILEEN
Bobby! Real Bobby! Nice to see you. Where the fuck is Cas. I know John's going to come back and I do not give a shit about him tbh. Would not recognise him if I passed him on the street.
So heaven is just like... Earth now. Just more earth. I'm not against it it's just kinda jarring.
YOU SAY THAT AND THEN CAS DOESN'T COME BACK WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SENSE DOES THAT MAKE??
Frankly time in hell v earth v heaven seems to be fairly linear in supernatural but whatever.
And then Dean drove around for fifty years waiting for Sam I guess because THE IMPALA GETS TO HEAVEN BUT CAS DOESN'T WHERE IS CAS
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON
Ah yes my son and his special monogrammed dungarees
Okay but like Sam never wanted kids!!! He wasn't against the idea like I could totally see Sam having kids but he was never particularly focused on it! Why is Sam the one who gets a son???
I'm crying but not because this is good it's actually because it's actively bad
The party city wig! I'm British I don't even know what that means but I get it
That is a good quality car tbh how old is it at this point. Is it like a you replace the brush and the handle kind of deal because cars don't really last that long.
Dean really drove around for fifty years huh.
Dean Jr's just like fucking die dad Jesus.
Two separate carry on my wayward sons huh. Shame the second one is worse but it also doesn't give me a pavlovian reaction to expect an episode recap.
Sam spent half his life without Dean and that makes me sad.
Rip to Sam's faceless wife. Truly the best character in the series. I'm going to miss you nameless Mrs Wincester.
WHY IS JACKLES TALKING TO ME??? JARED?? WHY IS THIS HOW IT ENDS? IS THAT JUST BECAUSE I'M PIRATING IT OR IS THAT HOW IT ACTUALLY ENDED?
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