#I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE VAN HELSING SAY - VERBATISM -

[icharchivist]

out of all the things to expect from Dracula, i didn’t expect to see, in the text, van Helsing going “oh my GOD we’re ACTUALLY a polycule”

#LIKE WE CALL IT THE POLYCULE AS 21TH CENTURY READERS #I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE VAN HELSING SAY - VERBATISM - #'Then this so sweet maid is a polyandrist and i am a bigamist' #LIKE. IT'S TEXT. LMAO. #ichatalks #dracula daily #Jack going 'i don't see how it is funny' but tbh i've been laughing ever since Arthur said giving Lucy blood was like marriage #bc i leaped to the same thought as Van Helsing and then the text just confirms it